The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 344 Missed Opportunity
Walking along the road, several people imagined the future.

Niu Benben said that one day he would trample half of the capital under his feet, and he also said that life is a marathon, so why not let you be a few steps ahead in the first half?

Zhang Mengmeng said that he must have such ambition when he stood on the top floor of Huiyuan Building and overlooked the night view of the capital.

Li Fan believes that Niu Benben is a person with a strong desire to conquer by nature, and gave him a nickname in advance: Niu Bancheng!
While several people were taking a walk, Sister Jiang called and asked how the recording of today's program was going.

How to comment on Lu Yi, Li Fan said: "She is a person who likes to dig holes for others, and also digs holes for herself from time to time."

A hearty laugh came from the other side of the phone, "I totally agree!"

Li Fan put down the phone, looked at the frozen river under the bridge, and said, "I'm really not joking in the show, I always think you Niu Benben is a late bloomer, Mengmeng and I have a different life trajectory from yours, really , Maybe you are in the freezing period now, and when the river water thaws and the grass and trees are shining, your spring will come."

Niu Benben said: "That's how I beat myself up, but the key is, when will my spring come? Selling a pair of torn stockings was good at first, but it's not working out recently."

Zhang Mengmeng asked: "Why not?"

"Damn, there's a competitor."

Zhang Mengmeng was shocked: "Huh? There are still competitors selling this thing in school?"

"Don't discriminate against my career! I've had trouble recently. My girlfriend dumped me yesterday, saying that I'm not motivated or developed. Please comfort me!"

Zhang Mengmeng: "Oh!"

Li Fan: "This is a good thing!"

Niu Benben was stunned: "You..."

Li Fan: "It's really a good thing. People who have lost love will accelerate their understanding of love!"

Zhang Mengmeng asked: "What is our next project, or should we go back to school?"

Li Fan said: "You guys come with me to Gu Yating's house."

Zhang Mengmeng: "Why go?"

"Just go."

Niu Benben was dumbfounded: "I'm broken in love! Hey, you guys are too cold-blooded!"

……

Several people came to Gu Yating's house. After knocking on the door and entering the house, the first sight was attracted by the mahjong machine in the living room.

"It's so painful for me to be broken up... Well, it's good to play mahjong!" Niu Benben immediately stopped nagging, and stepped over with his long legs. He touched the mahjong machine, "Well, good stuff, Xiaoting , well done!"

Gu Yating took over the fruit plate and said, "How big is it? Let's talk about it first, don't renege on your debt!"

"It depends on how much I lose, come on." Niu Benben sat down, took off his down jacket, rolled up his arms and sleeves, eager to try.

Zhang Mengmeng hung the bag on the hanger and sat down happily.

Li Fan pulled away the chair and asked, "Xiaoting, is there enough quilts at home?"

"Enough, it's not a problem for seven or eight people to sleep, hey, why did you sit down? Go, go, don't take you!"

"Don't take me? I made up the game! Let's talk about three missing one!"

"Who said that three are missing and one is missing, didn't you see Xiao Fei?

"Will Xiaofei know?"

"How do you know that Xiao Fei can't? Xiao Fei, come and sit down!"

Niu Benben waved his hand: "Brother Fan, let's watch TV for a while!"

Zhang Mengmeng: "Give us a way out, my living expenses are not enough for you to win, Brother Fan, rest up."

"I hate you!" Li Fan sighed, stood up silently, and rolled to the sofa to watch the stupid TV series.

But his mind was not in the plot at all, his eyes kept glancing at the mahjong table.

"Brother Fan, is there any water at home? Pour a glass of water!"

"alright, please wait!"

"Xiaofan, bring me some paper!"

"Ok!"

……

Li Fan had no choice but to serve these gamblers.

After a while, Li Fan couldn't stand the itch, so he moved to the poker table and started to watch the game, giving pointers from time to time.

"Can it be done like this? Don't you know what's going on outside?"

Zhang Mengmeng looked up with a frustrated expression: I really don't know!
"This card is so stinky" "It stinks!" "My grandma doesn't play like that!"...

Niu Benben said anxiously: "Why don't you come?!"

Li Fanxi said: "Okay, okay!"

Seeing Li Fan pull him, Niu Benben sat down firmly, "I'm just talking, don't take it seriously."

Not long after, Li Fan came behind Gu Yating again, "Your card—"

Gu Yating, Zhang Mengmeng, and Niu Benben said together: "Shut up!"

Zhang Xiaofei also smiled brightly: "Brother Fan, you are so handsome when you are not talking!"

Li Fan pointed to the four people on the table one by one, "Okay, don't talk if you don't talk!"

Frowning, shaking his head, hugging his shoulders in deep thought, sighing, ecstatic... Li Fan, who circled the mahjong table, contributed a series of expressions that made everyone miserable.

Niu Benben: "Brother, I'm convinced, please watch TV for a while?"

Zhang Mengmeng bowed her hands, "Please, your facial expressions are too rich, are we looking at the cards or you?"

"Hmph!" Li Fan tossed his hair coquettishly, and disappeared into the living room arrogantly.

Niu Benben said in a low voice: "Let's not leave our seats. Once Brother Fan makes a move at the poker table, we will all lose, and then we will have to be shameless. If we want to go to the bathroom, we have to hold back!"

Zhang Mengmeng nodded vigorously: "For my living expenses, I agree!"

Gu Yating said in a low voice: "It's not just as simple as winning money, but after winning money, he has to beat us up!"

Zhang Xiaofei asked curiously: "How did Brother Fan bury people?"

Niu Benben began to imitate Li Fan's tone, "At your level, I could hang and beat you when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school. I knew you would want ninety thousand if you beat me. Today I am being merciful, otherwise I will directly kill you." Lose your panties, yes, and bras!"

When everyone was laughing, they saw Li Fan floating over again. When everyone looked up, they saw this guy: he put on sunglasses, put on a mask, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and stared straight at him through the sunglasses. Staring at the poker table intently, he said, "It won't affect you all, will it?"

Everyone laughed together.

……

It was 12 o'clock in the evening in a blink of an eye, and Li Fan couldn't hold it anymore. Playing by himself and watching others play cards were two different feelings. He felt sleepy and yawned from time to time.

"Go to sleep." Gu Yating patted Li Fan's arm.

"Where do I sleep, which room has a quilt?"

"Whatever, I've already laid it out."

Li Fan rubbed his eyes: "Okay, I won't accompany you any more, and you won't take me with you either. A bunch of bastards, I made it up! Listen clearly, I made it up!"

"Okay, let's go, dear."

After Li Fan went to bed, everyone fought for a while. Gu Yating stood up and said, "Wait for me. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm so suffocated. I'm afraid that Li Fan will take advantage of the situation and occupy my seat."

Seeing Gu Yating leaving the hall, Niu Benben lowered his voice and said, "Do you want to give them an assist?"

"Da Niu, what do you mean?"

"That's it, ahem, just like your comics, after that the room will be full of romance!"

"Huh!" Zhang Mengmeng looked disgusted, and then asked excitedly: "How can I assist?"

Niu Benben looked at Zhang Xiaofei beside him, and asked, "Xiaofei, is your surname Jiang or Wang?"

again!

Zhang Xiaofei nodded quickly: "In this matter, my surname is definitely Jiang!"

"OK!"

After Niu Benben expressed his thoughts, the two women agreed deeply and resolutely implemented them!

Not long after, Gu Yating returned to the hall, and everyone played mahjong again.

"Don't move, eat!" Niu Benben took back the three cakes and asked, "Xiaoting, how is the soundproofing of your room?"

Zhang Mengmeng immediately buried her head under the table, her face red.

Zhang Xiaofei gritted his teeth and suppressed a smile.

"Okay! Quite good." Gu Yating said.

"I mean, how is the sound insulation between rooms? Zhang Mengmeng is famous for talking loudly in her sleep. I'm afraid she will disturb me."

"It's okay, these three rooms in my house are not connected together."

Niu Benben patted his chest, "Oh, that's good, that's good!"

Zhang Xiaofei laughed uncontrollably.

Gu Yating asked suspiciously, "What are you laughing at?"

Zhang Mengmeng raised her head, "What are you laughing at? Am I proud of talking in my sleep? I'm sleepy too. I'm going to sleep after this beating."

Gu Yating said: "It's only 12 o'clock, why should we stay here?"

"You three can fight the landlord!"

"Nonsense!" Niu Benben pushed the card and said, "Go to sleep."

Zhang Mengmeng stretched her waist, and asked, "Shall I sleep in whatever room I want?"

Gu Yating smiled and said, "Except for Li Fan's room, you can do whatever you want."

After Zhang Mengmeng yawned and left the living room, the remaining three people started fighting about the landlord. Gu Yating was excited to play, but the other two were absent-minded.

Only 20 minutes later, Niu Benben said, "I won't play anymore, I have to go to class tomorrow."

"Are you sure you're in class?"

"Xiao Ting, don't look at people with old eyes, okay? I have to make progress too!" Niu Benben put down his card, looked at the sofa, and asked, "Is there a quilt? I'm sleeping on this sofa."

"There is a room, you and Li Fan will sleep in the same bed."

"I've never shared a bed with a man."

"Oh, let us three girls sleep in one room."

"No, no, don't be polite to me. We are our own people. It's normal to sleep on the sofa. My dad always sleeps on the sofa. Xiao Fei, do you have a quilt?"

"Yes, I'll take it for you."

After Zhang Xiaofei brought Niu Benben the quilt, he also yawned and went back to his room to sleep.After chatting with Niu Benben for a while, Gu Yating saw that Niu Benben couldn't open his eyes anymore, so she said, "Brother Seven, go to sleep, good night!"

"Okay!" Niu Benben covered his face with the quilt, and his face instantly burst into laughter.

Gu Yating stretched her waist, went to the bathroom to brush her teeth, and then walked to her room. She turned the doorknob, and it was locked inside.

snort!You Li Fan, you actually slept in my room!

She just wanted to knock hard, but she was afraid of disturbing others' rest, so she patted the door lightly and whispered: "Li Fan, get up for me! Who told you to sleep in my room?"

A vague female voice suddenly came from the door: "Four 2s! You're stupid!"

Four 2?What a fool?here……

Gu Yating thought to herself: It turns out that Zhang Mengmeng slept in her room, and it turns out that she really has the problem of talking in her sleep.

She went outside Zhang Xiaofei's room again, knocked lightly, but no one answered.

"Xiaofei! Xiaofei!! Zhang Xiaofei!!!"

Bang bang bang!
Still no answer!

Gu Yating looked at the bedroom, then at the living room, almost burst into tears, this is my own home, why do I have no place to live?
She glanced at the guest room at the corner, hesitated for a moment, then walked over with her slippers on.

Turning the doorknob, she walked in gently, turned on the light, and the room was instantly enveloped in a faint purple light.

Li Fan was lying on his side beside the bed, sleeping soundly, without realizing it.

She hesitated for a moment, and after thinking about it, it's not like she hasn't slept in the same bed before, okay.

She quietly lay on the side of the bed by the window, with all her clothes on, but she felt insecure, so she piled up the extra large quilt, forming a distinct border between Chu and Han, between her and Li Fan. Then press the pillow on it again, OK!

Gu Yating, who had been tossing a lot, lay on the bed, looking at the faint light on the roof, and suddenly felt that the light was also ambiguous.

There was the sound of even breathing in the ear, and suddenly there was the sound of turning over.

He rolled over?

Gu Yating got up quietly, and after tucking the corner of the quilt for him, her eyes fell on that peaceful cheek.

His long and thick eyelashes seemed to be still, his protruding Adam's apple suddenly rolled, and then his cheeks swelled, "poof", and he spit out a bubble.

Gu Yating covered her mouth for fun, blowing bubbles while sleeping, it's really interesting.

Lying on the bed again, she closed her eyes and prepared to enter the sweet dreamland, and the lavender light disappeared in front of her eyes.

Not long after, the pillows suppressing the Chuhe-Han boundary were removed, and after a while, the "highland" between the two became lower and lower, gradually being smoothed out...

It's not clear when, Gu Yating opened her beautiful eyes, turned sideways and looked at the sleeping face in front of her, then, she couldn't help reaching out her hand, and gently stroked his delicate cheek.

He frowned slightly in his sleep, she gave a "puchi" smile, moved closer, and scratched his cochlea with the tip of her hair.

"Hmm—" He was full of dissatisfaction in his deep sleep.

She giggled, propped herself up, and bent down involuntarily.

The red lips pressed lower and lower. She gently held her handsome cheeks with both hands, and the red lips pressed lower and lower...

Snapped!
A crisp sound.

Li Fan slapped him with his backhand, "Go away, stop making trouble!"

Immediately afterwards, he turned over and continued to sleep soundly.

Half of Gu Yating's face was stunned, while the other half of her face kept rubbing with her hands. She was dumbfounded, hey, what's this called?
Angrily going to the bed, she pulled the quilt to cover her body, ignoring Li Fan and preparing to sleep.But as soon as she pulled the quilt, she found that the quilt had been stretched again, she pulled it again, and continued to stretch it hard.

When she pulled hard for the third time, he suddenly muttered, "Get out!" At the same time, a kick flew from the quilt, and Duang kicked her thigh hard.

Gu Yating put her hips on her hips and went crazy instantly.

……

The next morning.

No, it was noon the next day.

Li Fan yawned, closed his eyes and said, "Da Niu, what do you want to eat later? Da Niu?"

Li Fan opened his eyes and glanced to his side, but Niu Benben was nowhere to be seen.

Huh?gone?

He stood up, turned on his phone and checked the time. It was almost 11 o'clock, and there were two WeChat messages in his phone, which were sent by Niu Benben.

Opened the first article, which was posted last night: It's up to me to plan things, and it's up to you to make things happen, come on!You're welcome!
Ok?
Li Fan didn't understand, so he opened the second message, which was sent at 9 o'clock in the morning: Please call me a good person, a good role model!
what does it mean?

Li Fan shouted out the door: "Xiao Fei, where is my friend?"

"Leave early, leave after 7 o'clock! Brother Fan, I'm coming in!"

"Help me get a shirt." After Li Fan finished speaking, he suddenly found a black hairpin beside the pillow. Seeing Zhang Xiaofei coming in, he asked, "Isn't this a new bedding? Why is there a hairpin?"

Zhang Xiaofei smiled ambiguously: "Sister Tingting must have left behind?"

"Ah?" Li Fan's head was in a mess, "What do you mean?"

"I made it up, I said in the morning that I fell asleep with headphones on last night and didn't hear anything, but really, I didn't hear anything."

"I, I think I understand what you mean!"

"Yeah!" Zhang Xiaofei nodded emphatically, "You don't have to thank us! Who has the best excavator technology!"

Zhang Xiaofei closed the door with a smile and went out.

Li Fan sat on the bed in a daze, feeling a surge of remorse and remorse in his heart. After 3 seconds, he slapped himself with a "slap", bowed his head and roared:
"Damn, I'm a pig!!!"

(End of this chapter)