The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 339 "Ace vs. Ace" (2)

After the first segment "Do You Have Me" ended, the Youth Invincible Team presented a self-written short play to pay tribute to "The Legend of White Snake" for the audience. After the short play, the live recording was paused, and the stars took a short break and touched up their makeup. , changing clothes.

Taking advantage of Guan Tong's opportunity to go to the bathroom, assistant Wang Ge quietly told Guan Tong along the way:

"Xiaotong, let's not be so serious. Although it's a game, don't spoil our image too much. Girls say it's not good to forget to bring paper when going to the toilet."

"What's the matter!"

"That... Also, let's not offend anyone when we talk. Look at Li Fan, he can't find fault with every word he says in public. He is very measured when he jokes with anyone and doesn't. .”

"Oh, is it?"

"We have to adapt to the domestic cultural atmosphere as soon as possible. For example, people with Li Fan's personality are the most easy-going in our country."

"You can be cheerful and fun wherever you go!"

Brother Wang shook his head and said, "That's not what I mean. Li Fan is round on the outside and strong on the inside, hiding his sharpness. His smooth attitude allows him to communicate with ease in society, and his hidden sharpness is hidden deep in his heart. Be stubborn about yourself.”

Guan Tong said, "Brother Wang, are you sure you graduated from elementary school?"

Brother Wang grinned, "I didn't hear that from Sister Jiang. Sister Jiang always likes Li Fan! Sister Jiang didn't let other agents take you directly, but asked you to participate in some programs with Li Fan first. Why? ?”

Guan Tong was puzzled and said: "Yes, why?"

"Sister Jiang hopes to be with a good guy, who can have a reference to influence you when you step into this circle again.

The entertainment industry is such a big mess. In fact, stars can be easily corrupted," Brother Wang whispered, "Sister Jiang said that there are many agents who have problems with their own conduct and values. Rather than handing you over to them, it's better to let them When you are with Li Fanduo, you can be taken care of in your career, and there will also be a benchmark to influence you in your life. "

Guan Tong suddenly said, "Oh, thank you, my godmother!"

Brother Wang admired: "Tsk tsk, Li Fan's character is really likable."

"Li Fan is round on the outside and tough on the inside, so what is my personality?" Guan Tong suddenly brightened his eyes, "I know, I'm tough on the outside and tough on the inside!"

Brother Wang thought to himself: You are not tough on the outside but on the inside, you are actually a "well"!
Guan Tong said confidently: "Don't worry, I'm already trying to adapt, and I've learned a lot now!"

Brother Wang said happily, "Oh, is that so?"

"Well, I can easily cross the road now!"

Well, what a "well girl" you are!
After resting for more than 20 minutes, the host Shen Tao came on stage and said, "Our next session is "Classic Megaphone"!"

Rules: One team proposes a question, and the other team challenges.

If the title proposed by the Old Artist Team is "The Legend of White Snake", then the Youth Invincible Team needs to send 4 members to the stage to accept this challenge.

4名队员按照次序分别坐在1、2、3、4号座位上，除第1号座位上的人外，其他人要戴上耳机和眼罩，进而完全屏蔽掉外界信息。

1号看到题目后，让2号摘掉眼罩（但不摘耳机）。1号有1分钟的时间将题目表演给2号看，之后依次传递，2号表演给3号，3号表演给4号，4号则需要根据3号的表演而给出答案。

During the competition, the transmission of performances is independent of each other. After the performance from No. 1 to No. 2 is completed, any valid information must be prohibited from being passed to No. 3 and No. 4.

The performers cannot say words with any practical meaning, but onomatopoeia can be used, and the performance object cannot ask the performers such direct questions as whether it is an XXX TV series.

The scope of the topic is classic film and television dramas in Chinese history.

After the introduction of the rules, Shen Tao said: "Okay, the rules are very simple, but the game is not simple. First of all, I invite the old artist team to give the youth invincible team a question!"

The stars of the old artist team got together and discussed in a low voice:

"They have several millennials over there, and they may not have heard of the topics we asked."

"It's too easy to solve them. I came up with one, "Longing"! It has been 28 years since the first broadcast, and the oldest one of them was not born when it was first broadcast!"

Zhang Yi said disgustedly: "You can't do this, it's too simple, "Thirst", perform a drink of water, "Look", put your hands on your forehead, and stare into the distance, that's OK!"

"Then let's publish "Never Close My Eyes"!"

Shen Feng shook his head: "This one is also simple: After waving your hands, open your eyes and lie down on the ground, isn't this just death without regret?"

"Hey, I want to come up with something ruthless!" Zhang Lin lowered his voice and said, "An old black and white movie from more than 60 years ago, "Railway Guerrilla"!"

Shen Feng burst out laughing: "Your Majesty, you are too cruel. When there is this movie, their grandpa might still play with Ni."

Cai Fen said: "That's it! Shen Tao, we've finished the questions!"

Shen Tao: "Okay, please write the question on the answer board, and be careful not to let Li Fan nearby see it!"

Li Fan brought up several bottles of sponsor's mineral water in his hand, with an innocent face, "I brought water to the seniors!"

Shen Feng rolled his eyes, "I believe in your evil!"

The Invincible Youth Team began to line up. Finally, Wang Yu sent Li Fan, Yu Lele, Yang Xiyu, and Shen Yue to play. They sat in seats 1, 2, 3, and 4 respectively.

After everyone else put on earphones and eye masks one after another, Shen Feng said, "Please staff, show Li Fan the title."

When Li Fan just took the title, he heard many audience members shouting:

"Li Fan, come on!"

"You are invincible!"

"come on!"

……

Shen Feng in the audience said unwillingly: "This popularity is too irritating! Let me tell you, no matter how good Li Fan is, it's useless. It depends on whether his teammates can live up to their expectations!"

Li Fan smiled brightly, glanced at the title, and then fainted.

"Railway Guerrilla"?Have they heard of it?Even if they have heard it, how can I vividly convey this meaning to my teammates?
Shen Tao: "Time, start."

Li Fan quickly patted Yu Lele, and after Yu Lele took off the blindfold, Li Fan's performance began.

He first raised 5 fingers.

Yu Lele: "Oh, five characters?"

Li Fan nodded sharply, and then said onomatopoeia, "Kucha, kucha, kuchacha..."

Yu Lele frowned, stared at Li Fan's mouth shape, and guessed: "Splits?"

(The audience burst into laughter.)
Li Fan shook his head quickly, "Kucha, Kucha, Kucha..."

Yu Lele: "Pants?"

Li Fan shook his head again, thinking, come on, let's get the last three words done first. Thinking of this, he leaned down, stretched out his hands alternately, and started a dog-planing movement.

"swim?"

Li Fan nodded happily and raised three fingers.

Yu Lele was overjoyed: "Three words? Swimming shorts, ah, swimming trunks!"

Li Fan made a mistake, his head turned into a rattle, and the audience laughed.

Li Fan raised three more fingers and shook them at her, but she still said, "Three words, "swimming trunks"!"

Li Fan had no choice but to poke the stage with his hand.

"Stage? Runway show?"

Everyone thought that there was nothing wrong with this association, swimming trunks + stage ≈ catwalk show.

Li Fan pointed upwards, then lowered down and poked the stage five or six times anxiously.

"Ah, land!" Yu Lele finally understood.

Li Fan nodded wildly like a chicken pecking rice, and then quickly raised three fingers again.

"Earth, three, third? The third word?"

Li Fan wiped his sweat and scratched his dog a few more times.

"tour!"

Li Fan nodded, raised his neck and imitated the crow of a chicken: "Cock-clack..."

"Wolf?"

Li Fan shook his head, how can this "guerrilla" perform?Have!

Li Fan replaced the gun with his hand, and dubbed "fire": "biubiubiu!"

When Yu Lele frowned, the countdown began.

10!

9!

……

Li Fan hastily raised the "8" sign, and at this moment, Yu Lele finally realized it, and helped his next teammate Yang Xiyu take off the blindfold, ready to perform the pass.

Li Fan let out a long sigh, thinking to himself that this is too difficult, much more difficult than learning. Fortunately, Yu Lele finally understood!

Does Yu Lele understand?Obviously impossible.

The answers of the "Railway Guerrillas" were passed on one by one, and finally Shen Yue was responsible for giving the answers.

Shen Tao said: "Shen Yue, what is your answer?"

Shen Yue said confidently: "The movie "Let's Swim" is too simple!"

Li Fan collapsed at that time, what happened to this!How did "Railway Guerrilla" become "Let's Swim"?
Yang Xiyu was still nodding there, "Well, yes, this is it!"

Shen Tao laughed loudly: "Haha, congratulations, you were wrong! Invincible Youth Team scored 0 points!"

Li Fan was speechless, "Brother and sister, how did you guess "Let's Swim"? I'm drunk too!"

Yu Lele also said incomprehensively: "I'm drunk too, it's obviously "Journey to the West"!"

Li Fan looked at Yu Lele in bewilderment, okay, you've been wrong since then?From "Railway Guerrillas" to "Journey to the West", and then to "Swimming", what happened?

Shen Tao smiled and said: "Come on, let's restore the process. Let's talk about why it is "Let's Swim" first!"

Yang Xiyu started to perform water strokes, said: "This is swimming," and then she raised the "8" gesture, "This is 8, isn't it "Swimming" together?"

Yu Lele was about to cry, "As for my "biubiubiu", I forgot to say "Deng Deng Wait Deng, Deng Deng Wait Deng". This is obviously the beginning of "Journey to the West"!"

"Hey, I didn't pay attention to that biubiubiu! And the "8" is not "right", what does that mean?"

"I don't know either, Li Fan passed it on to me!"

The teammates all looked at Li Fan, at this time Li Fan's face was full of lovelessness.

Li Fan cupped his fists: "I'm convinced, everyone! "Journey to the West" begins with "Diu Diu Diu, Deng Deng Waiting for Deng", not biubiubiu!"

Shen Tao said: "Li Fan, you can perform again for everyone."

"Okay, everyone pay attention. Kuchakuchakuchacha..."

Because everyone has taken off their earphones now, unlike before, they need to read lips, so everyone guesses in seconds: "Train!"

Li Fan shook his head.

"rail?"

Li Fan made a swimming gesture, and all the stars said: "Swim!"

Li Fan replaced the gun with his hand, "biubiubiu!"

"shot?"

"Railway? Swimming? Shooting? Railroad guerrillas?"

Li Fan nodded happily: "Well, yes! It's that simple!"

"But what does that "8" mean?"

Li Fan spread his fingers and signaled to everyone, "Isn't this a checkmark! The "team" of the "Railway Guerrilla"!"

Everyone coughed up blood:

"Li Fan, are you pictographic?"

"If you ask 100 people, it's also 8. Who would have thought it was a checkmark?"

"Li Fan, your "team" is too abstract!"

……

Shen Tao: "This "Railway Guerrilla" is a movie from the 50s!"

Wang Yudao: "In the 50s? You guys were too cruel. My grandpa might just be able to crawl at that time!"

Laughter broke out in the old artist team.

Shen Tao: "Please come back to the Invincible Youth Team and write a question for the Old Artist Team!"

Li Fan and others got together to study:
"Shall we publish "Bao Qingtian"?"

"No, draw a crescent moon on the forehead, everyone can guess, how about "Don't Talk to Strangers"?"

"This is the shadow of my childhood, this is a success!"

Li Fan said: "We can also produce "Mr. Liaozhai", which is impossible to perform. Mr. Liaozhai, how can we perform this? It is much more difficult than "Railway Guerrilla"."

Wang Yu whispered: "When I think of that TV series, I think of that sentence: Sir, sir..."

What Li Fan thought of was the sex scene there...

The Invincible Youth Team released this "Mr. Liaozhai". As expected, the opponent couldn't go on with the first pass, and the emperor was so anxious that his head was sweating.

The audience laughed non-stop, this scene was filmed by Huang Ama, why can't you perform it?

In the third round, the old artist team gave a work "Half Life" in 02, but how to play the word "half"?
……

In the fifth round, Li Fan came up with a ruthless one: "Journey to the East"!As a result, the old artist team was wrong from the very beginning and was successfully led astray by "Journey to the West".

Shen Feng raised three fingers and then performed swimming. Zhang Lin nodded, "Understood!"

Shen Feng pointed to the "East" side, and Zhang Lin made an "OK" gesture, it was too simple.

Three words, pointing to the "west" side, and a hint of "swimming", what is it if it is not "Journey to the West"?
Zhang Lin passed the answer to Zhang Yi on the 3rd, and he took the lead in saying: "Diu Diu, Deng Deng, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!"

Shen Feng covered his forehead in pain when he heard the words!Heart said: w, an, it's over!Off track!Huang Ama, where did I "lose" just now?

In the end, when Cai Fen gave the answer confidently, the veteran artist team was all confused.

"Huh? Journey to the East? Why isn't it Journey to the West?"

Shen Feng spread his hands, and said speechlessly: "I am so angry that my liver hurts, did I "lose it"? Let me ask you, did I "lose it"?"

Zhang Lin said: "I'm afraid that the teammates behind me won't understand well, so I added "Diu Diu Diu"!"

Shen Feng pointed to the side of "East" dumbfounded, and said: "This is called "East"!" He made a swimming gesture again, "This is called swimming! Isn't this obvious?"

Zhang Lin asked suspiciously, "Isn't that the west side?"

"That's the east side, my Huang Ama!"

Seeing this, Shen Tao quickly inserted an advertisement. He took out his mobile phone and said, "Wait a minute, is it east or west? Let's open the Dahua mobile phone and find the "Compass" in the "Toolbox". Oh, the Dahua mobile phone tells us, Both of you are wrong, that is the north side, it should be "North" travel notes!"

After the audience laughed, Shen Feng said to the Invincible Youth Team: "Sure enough, the simpler the more dangerous, it's too disturbing! Which bastard of you came up with this question?"

Everyone pointed at Li Fan, the bastard.

Huang Ama asked: "What about the previous "Mr. Liao Zhai"?"

Everyone pointed at Li Fan again!

Li Fan giggled: "It's okay, we are zero to zero now, let's hurt each other!"

After this session, various topics came out one after another, and the stars' various states of confusion and bewilderment caused the audience to laugh more and more.

The topic "Lovers in Dolphin Bay", after Cai Fen "swimmed", she pouted her buttocks and patted it, and Shen Feng blurted out: "Swimming, butt? Is there a fart?"

Wang Yu whispered: "Just let it go!"

……

For the topic "Ma Yongzhen", Zhang Lin made a galloping horse, and then performed "pricking himself with a needle" without real objects, and pointed at the "needle" specially. As a result, his teammates guessed it as "Huan Zhu Ge Ge"...

……

The most successful performance comes from Li Fan.

The other party produced "The Deer and Ding Tale", how to perform it?

With an idea, Li Fan took off Yu Lele's blindfold and stretched out three fingers to Yu Lele.

"Three words! Understand!"

Li Fan raised a finger, said "pop" to Yu Lele, and blew a kiss.

Yu Lele was confused.

Li Fan raised two fingers and took another "boo".

Yu Lele was still confused.

Three mouthfuls, four mouthfuls... After the seventh mouthful, it's over.

Yu Lele said: "Mr. Li, continue!"

Shen Tao joked from the side: "Look, it's not enough!"

Amidst the laughter at the scene, Li Fan raised three fingers again, raised the gesture representing "7", and then gave a "boo".

Yu Lele understood instantly, and happily passed it on to the people behind.

In the end, the "seven mouthfuls" of "Bo" were easy to pass on, and when they were passed on to Shen Yue at the end, they were exactly the same as Li Fan's initial performance for Yu Lele. Shen Yue was probably an old driver, or a Jin Yong fan, and he was categorical. : ""The Deer and Ding Tale"!"

"Correct! How did you guess that?"

"Wei Xiaobao has seven wives!"

……

The last question is "Shang Beach".

When the answer was revealed, the entire audience sang along with the music:
"Walking and wandering,
Thousands of miles of Taotao, the river never stops,
Cleaned up the worldly affairs,

mixed up with a trend

It's joy, it's sorrow,
I can't tell the difference between laughter and sorrow in the waves,
success failure,
I can't see it in the waves.

......"

On and off the stage, more than a thousand people sang classic songs in a chorus.

Time flies, time is ruthless, big waves wash away the sand, but classics last forever.

38 years have passed, and Zhang Zhi couldn't help but burst into tears as she recalled her youthful years, lowered her head and sobbed.

(End of this chapter)