The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 328 An English Test Paper

Zhang Mengmeng suddenly showed his sharpness, which was beyond everyone's expectations.

Not to mention the classmates and friends, even the parents at home were surprised.

Before the end of the first semester of her freshman year, she created a comic, which not only won the contract of the publishing house, but also, according to the editor-in-chief, is very likely to be put on the big screen.

Zhang Mengmeng became the second outstanding student among the students in Class 8.

Looking back on time, two years ago, when she was 16 years old, she was still hiding in bed and imagining her own fairy tale world. Today, she tells this story in writing.

Li Fan suddenly realized that some people with strange ideas in this world may be the closest to geniuses. He joked: "There is only one step between you and mental illness."

"You are the one who is mentally ill, and you are all mentally ill!" Zhang Mengmeng retorted.

"I don't know who it is. "Bai Yuncang Dog" can be associated with "sheep", and "Monkey King running on sheep" is "flying clouds and riding fog"..."

Zhang Mengmeng asked, "Is there a problem?"

Niu Benben sighed, "No problem, we are not on the same channel as you. One of you is a genius, the other is a ghost, and I am a waste!"

……

Zhang Mengmeng's emergence made Li Fan think a lot. Class 8 is an ordinary class in an ordinary high school. In terms of probability, most people are doomed to be mediocre.I jumped out first, followed by Zhang Mengmeng, who is next?

"I will be the next one to succeed!" Niu Benben patted his chest.

Li Fan said: "A truly awesome person is one who can make the best of what he has boasted."

"Oh my god, I'm good at bragging, but not good at being round!"

Li Fan smiled and said: "Who asked you to have more?"

Niu Benben: "I'm not a mother!"

Zhang Mengmeng was sweating profusely, so dirty!

……

When Li Fan returned to Peking University, he was impressed by Zhang Mengmeng's achievements, and then turned on his iPad to read various foreign psychology magazines.

He has subscribed to a large number of world-renowned academic magazines, and academic articles in pure English are no difficult for Li Fan, just like reading Chinese characters.

Slide your fingers on the screen at a constant speed to turn pages, and the entire content of the article will be poured into your mind.

He was preparing for the psychology exam a week later. The introductory course "Exploring Psychology" was taught by a famous psychology expert invited by the school from Princeton University.

There are only 9 classes in this class, and in the last class, he will write a paper for grades. Li Fan is planning to get the credits for this class.

Just when Li Fan was excited, he was suddenly interrupted by a call from Wenxuan.com. The content of the call was very simple. He was asking about his recent schedule and hoped that he could properly promote Wenxuan.com in public.

This is naturally no problem. After all, this is their own business, and they don't need to worry about it. Professional ethics must be required.

After Wenxuan.com handed over a 2-year 2000 million contract to Li Fan, the company's advertising department was extremely busy in an instant, and the phones in the office kept ringing with each other. It was time for Wenxuan.com to show its grand plans.

The importance of a spokesperson to a brand is too great. In today's Internet age, the old saying "wine is not afraid of deep alleys" is not suitable for the highly competitive capital market, and advertising has the magic power to turn a black chicken into a phoenix.

The owner of Wenxuan.com was overjoyed when he signed Li Fan outside the plan. The amazing exposure and high reputation of the spokesperson, as well as the perfect fit between the spokesperson's identity and the website, gave Wenxuan.com an extremely favorable opportunity to rise .

Li Fan's contract is only for 2 years, and Wenxuan.com really rushed to "squeeze out" Li Fan's value per minute. As soon as they signed the contract, they searched for advertising spots on various David TV platforms, hoping to be in the shortest possible time. Get maximum exposure for a short time.

But it is impossible for TV commercials to be pushed up for you if you sign today and tomorrow. You have to wait for other people’s commercials to expire, and then it will be your turn for them to withdraw.

However, there is also an unexpected situation, temporary withdrawal.

Wenxuan.com bleeds heavily, dropping a 40/15-second advertisement on Shonan Satellite TV's "Quick Book".The advertisement that was signed the first time was usually followed by the Korean-English facial mask a month later. As a result, the Korean-English facial mask had a major quality problem, and the advertisement was temporarily withdrawn. Therefore, the advertisement on Wenxuan.com successfully went up.

On Thursday, inside the office of Wenxuan.com.

"This Saturday our advertisement will appear in "Kuaiben". At the same time, the homepage of the website will be updated simultaneously with "Kuaiben", and advertisements will be placed in all directions. We must be foolproof, and we will spend a lot of money on advertising. "

"Director, they have agreed to our offer for the naming rights of the third season of "Let's Time Travel"."

"Okay, let's coordinate with Li Fan and see if Li Fan can participate in the show."

"Their column team also said the same, but Li Fan has no schedule."

"Coordinate, try your best!"

On Saturday night, Hunan Satellite TV's "Kuaiben" was broadcast as scheduled. The 15-second Wenxuan advertisement in the program was delivered to the eyes of countless young viewers through satellite signals. Li Fan's low-key endorsement signing came to the surface instantly. It made countless people shout surprise.

On the TV screen, Li Fan, dressed in a simple dress and a white shirt and jeans, still showed his bright smile as before: "Read more books, read good books, all on Wenxuan.com!"

The audience was shocked:
"When did Li Fan get another endorsement?"

"What the hell is Wenxuan.com? Go check it out."

"What a surprise, the author endorses the book selling website, there's nothing wrong with it!"

……

Hunan Satellite TV's "Kuaiben" has wide influence among teenagers, accompanying a group of people from childhood to adulthood. It is the longest-lasting variety show on provincial channels in China.

Although the word-of-mouth has declined slightly and the ratings have declined, it cannot be compared with the peak period, but it still has a significant and extensive influence.

Once the program was broadcast, many viewers in front of the TV turned on their computers or mobile phones, typed the three words "Wenxuan.com" in their browsers, and stepped into this strange website.

There is a bad saying: Stars, farts are news!
This sentence is derogatory, but it clearly explains the public's attention to celebrities.

Li Fan's endorsement of Wenxuan.com happened this evening, through "Quick Book" and countless editorial articles, it was quickly fermented, and it became known to the entire Internet overnight.

The next morning, Wenxuan.com's technical department burst into laughter and excitement.

"It's amazing, from 8 o'clock last night to 8 o'clock this morning, within 12 hours, the number of visits reached 2000 million!"

"What do you mean by 2000 million visits? It's higher than what we get in a month!"

"It's too exaggerated, the effect of this advertisement is amazing!"

"No, Li Fan is too amazing!"

……

The customer service manager walked over quickly and asked, "What was the trading volume last night?"

"Manager Yang, during the statistical period from 8:8 p.m. to 51:[-] a.m., uh, [-] orders!"

Manager Yang clenched his fists, "Great, that's 40 visitors per transaction, the conversion rate is a bit low."

51 orders, fully the sales volume of the previous half month, the effect of advertisements and spokespersons has begun to show its power.

As for the low transaction volume, that is a normal phenomenon. After all, there are very few people who read physical books.

By 8 pm, within a 24-hour statistical period, the number of visits reached 4000 million!The trading volume was 98 orders.

There was joy in the office building of Wenxuan.com, and the first battle was won!

Within one day, the popularity of Wenxuan.com has increased, and their next job is to keep Wenxuan.com’s long-term exposure on various platforms, so that it will gradually transition from "overnight popularity" to "popularity". , this is a long process.

……

The advertisement was simultaneously promoted on Wenxuan.com and Kuaiben, and achieved remarkable results in a short period of time. Everyone admired Li Fan's commercial value.

Under the flattery of his roommates, Li Fan lay on the bed and said soberly: "You only see the data of the first day of Wenxuan.com, but this is useless. It is normal for the data to be high on the first day, and then it will fall back quickly Yes, it’s normal to drop five times.”

Ma Qiang asked: "Why?"

"It's very simple. Wenxuan.com is mainly engaged in cultural products such as books and stationery. The traffic on the first day increased greatly because people clicked in out of curiosity, but now there are not many people who read physical books. Maybe the 4000 million visitors, 3000 million people will never click on Wenxuan again, because there is no need for it.”

After Li Fan analyzed it, he couldn't help but sweat for Feifei Sun. The mask that was taken off the shelves in "Quick Book" was endorsed by her. This incident will more or less affect her and bring corresponding losses.

Li Fan decided that in the future, the endorsement will still be an old rule, be cautious, try not to accept it if you can, once it ruins your character, it will be bad, and it will be hard to explain to the fans!Let's just leave it at that for the time being, two endorsements are enough, and we'll talk about it later when we're short of money.

If many artists hear this, they will surely cry blind.Let’s talk about it when you have no money, this... you... well, many brands are rushing to give you the endorsement you want, but we are struggling to win one, and we have to fight with others. The gap ah.

……

On Monday, the first class in the afternoon was the last class of the elective course "Preliminary Exploration of Psychology", which was the exam class.

After Li Fan made an appointment with "old artist" Guan Tong, he hurried into the room. After taking a look at the cute and famous psychology professor Chris-Bosh, he walked to the back and found a seat casually.

The content of the test is random, with a total of 10 questions, which are randomly assigned to each candidate.Beijing University especially likes to do things like random test papers, maybe it's a tradition.

When Li Fan got the answer sheet, the test questions were handwritten in English:

How-do-you-think-of-Psychology? Please-answer-in-the-form-of-a-paper! (What do you think of psychology? Please answer in the form of an essay.)
Li Fan thought for a moment, conceived the writing, and 10 minutes later he picked up the gel pen and wrote lines of beautiful English on the white test paper.

Dear-Professor-Bosh,

In-my-submission, the-Psychology-is-just-a-joke! (Dear Professor Bosh, Psychology is bullshit in my opinion!)
Li Fan took the lead in opening the article with a "joke", intending to catch the professor's attention instantly.

I-studied-236-academic-achievements-in-the-world's-world-famous-psychology-magazines-and-periodicals, they-are-all-the-academic-achievements-of-the-past-year. (I I have studied 236 academic achievements in world-renowned psychology journals in the past year.)
I-repeat-the-psychological-studies-of-these-top-journals, and-finally-find that-only-81—can-be-repeated. (I repeat the psychological studies of these top journals, and finally find that only 81 can be repeated.)
……

Next, Li Fan used seven methods (P value in hypothesis testing, confidence interval of effect size, comprehensive analysis of two studies...) to evaluate successful replications.

List tables, draw analysis diagrams, and list formulas. The whole article was not finally finished until halfway through the course.

……

That's-why-I-say-psychology-is-a-joke! (That's why I say psychology is bullshit.)
The whole article ended with "Jokes", and when the last period came to an end, Li Fan raised his hand and handed in the paper.

"Professor-Bosh, I-have-finished!" After Li Fan said this, he looked around, only to find that Professor Yang was not in the classroom, and Teacher Cheng did not know when he would come.

"The professor has left to catch a plane. Li Fan, leave the paper to me."

"Okay, Teacher Cheng."

Before Li Fan picked up the test paper, the students around him swept their eyes and spurted blood.

English?Pure English?Dude, what are you doing?The professor did not ask to write in English!You can really make the professor feel like coming home!
Well, who makes you Teacher Li? Who makes your English so good that it makes countless English teachers feel inferior!
Li Fan, you bastard!
What Li Fan originally thought was that since Professor Yang was teaching the class, when he was grading the test papers, the students' Chinese test papers must be translated into English by relevant personnel, otherwise he would not be able to understand them.Instead of this, it is better to write English directly to the professor in one step.

But who would have thought that this hurt a group of people, including Mr. Cheng on stage.

When Teacher Cheng saw Li Fan's test paper, he was so angry that he vomited blood, and cursed in his heart: Li Fan, bastard!This paper is my batch! !
Teacher Cheng looked at the back of Li Fanyuan and felt emotionally. He himself is good in all aspects, his English is average. He thinks that he only took 110 in the college entrance examination, and almost didn't get into Beijing University. Fortunately, he is a candidate in Beijing!

Teacher Cheng glanced at the test paper, but didn't read it carefully.He can get a general idea, and there is no problem with technical terminology, after all, this is a profession.But it is difficult to read the whole article in one go.Forget it, let's approve Li Fan's paper at the end.

The-Psychology-is-just-a-joke?I want to see where the joke is!
Teacher Cheng never imagined that this test paper, which was pushed down by him at the bottom, would cause a great storm in Huaguo's psychology circle when it "sees the light of day again", and it trembled three times!
……

Li Fan handed in the test paper, quickly left the school, took a taxi and went straight to the airport, where the "old artist" Guan Tong had been waiting for a long time.

Guan Tong was accompanied by several assistants, who pushed luggage and brought water glasses. The formation was not bad, although it was not as good as other "big-name" actresses.

When she saw Li Fan and Zhang Xiaofei approaching, she asked doubtfully: "Li Fan, who is this girl?"

"Oh, my assistant, Zhang Xiaofei!"

"Where are the others?" Guan Tong looked around.

"It's just the two of us, how can there be anyone else?" Li Fan said and sat down on his seat.

"Why do you just bring an assistant?"

"Enough!"

"Uh..." Guan Tong looked at her backpack and suitcase, then at the five or six assistants standing behind her, blushing, and said, "Well, you all go back, brother Wang stay with me That's it!"

The assistants said one after another:

"Xiaotong, this is not very good. After all, you have just returned to China, and the fans are very enthusiastic."

"That's right, Xiaotong, we have to take good care of you, otherwise President Jiang won't clean us up!"

"Xiaotong, you have just returned to China and don't understand the current situation in the country. The fans now are even crazier than before. It's scary!"

Guan Tong thought to himself: Come on, I travel without a mask and no one recognizes me in Sanlitun. Do you think this is a setback or a shame?
"No one knows me, you go back, Mr. Li is so much more famous than me, everyone is so low-key, no one knows me now, what am I talking about! Go back."

Li Fan smiled and said, "It's not that I don't know you, it's that you've grown into a big girl! There's a huge difference in appearance between an 8-year-old and an 18-year-old."

Guan Tong finally sent away a bunch of assistants. While chatting with Li Fan, she turned on her tablet to watch previous videos of "Jian Bao", and asked, "Is this program authoritative?"

"Semi-authoritative!"

The term "semi-authority" is very new. Guan Tong asked, "What is "semi-authority"?"

"It's just that there are some things that are not rigorous and expert."

"for example?"

Li Fan pointed to the screen, "Look, you can't wear white gloves for normal observation and identification of porcelain. Porcelain is smooth, and it is easy to break when you wear gloves to hold porcelain."

"Then why do these treasure appraisal experts wear gloves?"

"It's necessary for TV programs. This TV is for laymen. Wearing gloves looks professional."

Guan Tong asked again: "Then do you need to wear gloves when appraising something?"

"Calls, paintings, ancient books, etc., to prevent sweat from corroding paper products."

Guan Tong was shocked: "Wow, Li Fan, are you so professional? I didn't notice it!"

Li Fan shook his head: "This is just common sense, and common sense mistakes often appear on TV."

Zhang Xiaofei smiled and said, "You just returned to China, and my Li Fan discovered a national treasure!"

"Tell me now!"

Li Fan waved his hand, "It doesn't matter if you don't mention it, it's a small matter!"

Zhang Xiaofei shut up as expected.

Li Fan was taken aback: "You really didn't mention it?"

(End of this chapter)