The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 322 Buying a House
Some people say that eating instant noodles is delicious when you are with the one you love.

Li Fan deeply agrees with this sentence, but don't really cook instant noodles for me!
After washing, Li Fan looked longingly at the braised beef noodles in the lunch box and burst into tears.

"My instant noodles are different from others. First of all, look, there are eggs, tomatoes, coriander... a balanced combination of various vegetables, rich in nutrients, and pleasant in color. Can you eat instant noodles like this in the market?"

Li Fan lay down on the table with a look of disappointment on his face: "I can't."

"The point is, I made this with my own hands. Can you eat what I made with my own hands in the market?"

"No."

Gu Yating smiled and said, "Then please taste it!"

Li Fan opened the chopsticks, and suddenly he picked up a red particle from the lunch box, "This is? Don't tell me it's a wolfberry!"

"Yes, it nourishes the kidney and is good for the body."

Li Fan was dumbfounded, "Soak wolfberry in instant noodles? Besides, you saw it just now, do you still need to supplement it, buddy? If you supplement it, you need to expel a row of energy."

"I didn't see it, I didn't see anything just now, so don't mention it again." Gu Yating continued to point to Li Fan, "This is angelica, this is red dates... I made this for you Shiquan Dabu instant noodles."

Li Fan trembled in fright, "Tie Lian, don't learn from Jin Lian, don't murder your husband! Whose instant noodles do you see put such a mess in, are you trying to poison me to death?"

Gu Yating argued: "If others don't let us put it, can't we put it? Who said that red dates and goji berries can't be put in instant noodles? Others eat instant noodles for convenience, we eat instant noodles for Nutrition, please taste!"

"You, are you sure you didn't put arsenic?"

Gu Yating assured: "Don't worry, I never let it go, even if I wanted to let it go, there is no one in the supermarket."

Li Fan scratched his head, "Why do I feel like I'm in danger today? Okay, I'll eat it, Shennong will try a hundred herbs!"

"Don't worry, I've tried it all."

Li Fan took a sip lightly, hey, it's okay, but the taste is weird, not like instant noodles.

Next, Li Fan started to chew and swallow, and commented, "Don't put angelica in the future, this date is good, keep working hard."

Gu Yating smiled and asked, "Li Fan, I have a question for you."

"Tell me about it, and I'll answer it."

"Uh... how much money do you have now?"

Li Fan was taken aback, then looked up at her, "Why?"

"Curious, how much money have you made since your debut?"

"Oh, don't worry, I don't have as much money as your family with 100 of them. My father-in-law's career has developed so rapidly in the past two years, as if on a rocket, he has developed directly from a provincial private entrepreneur to a Chinese He is now a famous entrepreneur in China, and now he walks differently than before, he is arrogant and ready to take pictures at any time, after all, he is the most handsome private entrepreneur."

"It's useless to stop talking to me, let me ask you," Gu Yating leaned closer to Li Fan again, "Let me tell you, I'm quite curious."

"Oh!" Li Fan took a sip of the soup, raised a finger, and continued to eat instant noodles.

"1 billion?"

"Cough cough cough!" Li Fan almost choked, "More than 1 million."

Gu Yating glanced at him, "You're just talking nonsense, "Let's Fall in Love" gave you 800 million before and after, right? In addition to other variety shows, you are now in variety shows, let alone earning more than 2 million."

"It's not as much as you think," Li Fan said, the phone rang, and he received an email from the "Jianbao" column team. He glanced at it and handed the phone to Gu Yating. "Look, this is my new program."

Gu Yating took it, glanced at the email, and said in surprise: "Wow, this show is looking for you?"

"Well, didn't it happen that I was on the "News Network" a few days ago? People found me and thought I had a good eye, so they invited me to be a guest. However, the service fee is not high, only 50 for a single issue."

Gu Yating was shocked: "50? Are you kidding me? Jisen Radio and Television invites you to do a show. The price of family affection is one million for a single episode. Other satellite TVs have to wait in line for a single episode of 150 million. How could they only offer 50? 50 In today's Huaguo variety show market, Wan Zai can invite a middle-aged and elderly artist who has passed away."

Li Fan smiled, "But the budget of their column team is only so small. If you ask them to spend 150 million, they won't be able to do it. And I think this program is still good and can be put on, so we can only communicate with each other." I understand. There are also talk shows. I have participated in several programs before, and they were basically guest appearances. In the "Tian Tian Xiang Shang" I just participated in, I didn't get a penny, and the travel expenses were all included in the Golden Eagle Festival, because Other people's columns hire celebrities and they don't provide any services at all.

So, I am falsely prosperous, I have no money, and the poor are alone! "

"Uh, I won't tell you about the variety show, but you still have an endorsement, the special version of the step-by-step learning machine Li Fan, but it is sold out frequently. The income of this piece, the endorsement fee plus the incentive clause, If you get 2 million, you will have it, right?"

Li Fan put down his chopsticks and said, "As you said, there are frequent outages, there are problems with production capacity, no matter how much the incentive terms are, if I can't sell the goods, I won't get any bonus. I'm still a poor person."

Gu Yating gave him a blank look, "Li Fan, you are not sure what to say, so what can you do if you tell me the truth? I am not married to you, so I can take care of what you want? People always ask, is your girlfriend so hot and old? , In the end, I don't even know how much money you have, am I embarrassed?"

"Did I tell you, more than 1000 million!"

"Bullshit!"

"In other words, it's less than 2000 million!"

"Bullshit!"

"Then put it another way, about 2000 million!"

"How much is going out to the right?"

"Uh... guess what!"

……

Originally, Gu Yating was just asking casually about Li Fan's income, but it turned out that Li Fan didn't tell the truth. , She tried every means to pry Li Fan's mouth open, but Li Fan refused to tell.

Li Fan is a little cautious. He still thinks about "financial independence" after marriage. The first step to financial independence is to start with sloppy eyes!
After getting off the plane, Li Fan smiled triumphantly, making Gu Yating pouted.

"You go home first, isn't the Star Charity Auction going to auction off the first print of my book? I'll ask someone to inscribe some characters for charity, and I'll print the book by the way. By the way, your perfect book Instant noodles are good, but don’t put angelica in them in the future.”

Gu Yating smiled and said, "Okay, I will develop new dishes."

"You can pull it down, I still want to live a few more days, bye!"

"Celebrity Charity Auction", that is, some celebrities are invited to take out their meaningful items for auction, and the proceeds are used for charity.

After Li Fan was invited, he was still thinking about it. He didn't know how to paint, but he thought his calligraphy was good, and he could hold the stage by writing a single character, but he hadn't reached the level of top calligraphers, so he didn't want to Clumsy.

Why don't you donate your sky-high priced fan?But I like it very much and I can't bear it.

After that, he has nothing of value.As for the crystal cup, don't even think about it, Li Fan will never let go.

Sister Jiang gave him an idea and asked him to auction the first print.

The first print can be divided into a broad sense and a narrow sense. In the narrow sense, it refers to the first printed work on the shelves.

However, this first printing has certain difficulties in "recognition", so Giessen Publishing House made the first printing into a special edition.

In fact, there is nothing special about it, that is, after the title page of the whole book, a full 20 pages of blank paper are left for later writing.

Li Fan brought back the first printed copy from Chuncheng, and next, he will invite some people to leave ink marks on his book. This is the work he will complete in the past few days.

However, his first priority today is to buy a house.

Wang Mu made an appointment on the phone, and in Wang Mu's car, the two went straight to the courtyard of the palace excitedly.

Wangfu Courtyard is a newly built villa area located in a good location within the third ring road of Beijing. It has a domineering name and a very domineering price.

Wang Mu is the image spokesperson of this real estate, so Li Fan can get a discount if he finds him. As for how much the discount will be, it is uncertain.

The car drove to the entrance of the palace courtyard. Li Fan's eyes passed through the grand gate, and he saw in the deep place, a series of simple villas with red bricks and green tiles hidden in the winding landscape.

It was winter, and the scenery was withered. If we waited until spring, the scenery here may not be comparable to that of many parks.

The car stopped, Li Fan and Wang Mu had just got out of the car, and the manager had already greeted them.

"Hello, Mr. Li, I've heard of you for a long time."

"You can call me Li Fan, but everyone calls me Teacher Li, and they call me old."

The manager grinned: "Ms. Li can really joke. Please come with me, two teachers. I will show you the house here. Mr. Li, what is the price you plan to buy?"

Li Fan said bluntly, "There are only two requirements, one, a single house, and two, the cheaper the better."

"Our palace compound is full of single-family villas. The country has not approved single-family villas for a long time. In the newly-built villa area, our family is the only single-family villa in the capital."

Following the manager's introduction, a group of people walked into a villa.

The villa was in rough shape. The manager led Li Fan upstairs, opened the window, and looked around, just in time to see the golf course not far away.

"Mr. Li, have you seen this? This is one of the characteristics of our palace compound. You can play golf in normal times."

"I don't know, and I'm not interested. Shouldn't there be a private garden with small bridges and flowing water in this palace compound? How can we make a golf course?"

"Uh, yes, the building at the back, let's go and have a look."

The building at the back can indeed see the private garden with small bridges and flowing water. Open the windows and stare into the distance. Although the flowers are withered in this season, Li Fan thought that when spring comes, it must be refreshing to look out in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Li Fan really likes this villa, but he knows he can't afford it. The area of ​​more than 800 square meters makes Li Fan tremble all over.

Wang Mu asked, "How much is this villa?"

"1.6 million, I'll make a calculation for you."

"No, don't fight," Li Fan interrupted quickly, "I don't like to pretend, to be honest, I can't afford it. As I said before, I have two requirements. First, a single house. Of course we Here are all detached houses, secondly, cheap, the cheaper the better."

"Excuse me, then you two come with me."

When they came to another villa, Li Fan was also very satisfied, but when he asked about the price, it was 1 million.

Li Fan asked, "Is there a cheaper one?"

We came to another place. This villa was priced at 9000 million. The price finally slowly moved closer to Li Fan's expectation. He asked again: "Why don't you just take me to see the villa with the lowest price."

The manager said: "The villa is a bit small and the location is not very good."

Li Fan said: "It doesn't matter. I don't care about the area or location. I just want to find an independent private space in the city."

This single-family villa with the lowest price and an average location has an area of ​​300 square meters and is priced at 6199 million.

After Li Fan had a good experience upstairs and downstairs for a while, he finally made a decision, take it!Uh... the loan was taken!
"Manager, how much discount can you give me?"

The manager said: "Our boss said that we will definitely give you the lowest discount, 8% off, and I will do the math for you."

Li Fan's total is 4959.2 million. Your sister only has 5000 million in her bank account. After buying it, she will be really poor. Fortunately, there is no need for a loan.

After pressing the calculator on the phone, the manager said, "Mr. Li, the total is 4959.2 million. Are you ready now?"

"deal."

"Wait a minute, let's think about it again," Wang Mu said hastily, "We'll come back tomorrow, so let's leave it at that today."

Wang Mu temporarily dispelled Li Fan's eagerness to buy a house, because Wang Mu felt that Li Fan should not buy this house.

In the car, Wang Mu said: "Xiaofan, tell me, it makes sense not to buy the most expensive one. After all, it is more than [-] million yuan expensive, but don't buy the cheapest one either. We don't want the most expensive in a place where the rich gather. No matter what, it has to be of an intermediate level."

Li Fan frowned, "Who doesn't want to live in a good house? But I don't have that much money. To be honest with you, I would have to take out a loan to buy the cheapest house just now if it costs 1 million more."

Wang Mu was stunned: "It's true, can't it? Where did the money you earned in the past two years go, did you buy fans?"

"Go and go, I basically don't spend it, I save it all, and this is all I have."

"You are the king of variety shows, a big star that everyone is looking forward to, can't you afford a villa?"

Li Fan was helpless, "I tell everyone that I am a fake prosperity, but you all don't believe me. I haven't participated in many variety shows in the past two years. Many variety show cafes are much, much more than me. Some variety show cafes participated in nearly a year. 40 variety shows, much more than me, and besides, I basically didn't delay my school time, and I spent most of my time in the vacuum of variety shows in the past two years."

Wang Mu counted with his fingers, "Oh, indeed. To be honest, if you have money, which building do you want to buy?"

"I will definitely buy the 9000 million building. I like everything, and I don't like to buy too expensive ones. I keep a low profile."

"I'll lend you."

Li Fan shook his head, "Don't, what if I can't afford it, I don't like excessive consumption either."

"Why are you so eager to buy a house, why don't you wait?"

"It's not urgent, it's just necessary, such as buying some books for storage, or occasionally staying for one night during winter and summer vacations. I originally wanted to buy an ordinary three-bedroom apartment, but when I think about getting married, I have to buy a big house again. It's all done in one step. Come on, I'll buy the cheapest one tomorrow, you can accompany me."

After returning to school, Li Fan's head was full of houses, and the grass in his heart must be pulled out.He also obviously underestimated the housing prices in the capital. He thought that he could afford to buy a villa with his savings, but he didn't expect that if he didn't get a discount, he would get the third ring and cross the fifth ring and go straight to his hometown in Chuncheng, the "tenth ring" to buy it. .

The next day, after a day of class, Li Fan and Wang Mu came to the palace compound again, and they were still greeted by yesterday's manager.

Li Fan cut to the chase, "Manager, I want the villa I saw yesterday."

"Uh...you come with me first, let's take a look at Villa No. 16 first."

"The 9000 million building yesterday? But I won't buy it!"

"But a lady paid you."

"what?"

He hurriedly followed the manager to Villa No. 16. After opening the door, a few people just came to the lobby, and saw a graceful and luxurious woman coming down the stairs. She had a key on her finger and shook it gently. "You owe me money, you pay in installments, or in installments!"

(End of this chapter)