The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 316 Female Assistant

Li Fan's missing the national treasure this time can be said to have become famous in the first battle, especially in the hearts of Wang Han and Wu Di.

Wang Han called Li Fan immediately after the broadcast of "News Network". During the short call time, the following idiom appeared: blind, self-righteous, self-righteous... I am convinced.

Wang Han and Wu Di, the director of Tansha Museum, said in private: "At that time, we blocked people from buying them, but now it's good, I'm embarrassed."

Wu Di said: "Are you embarrassed by me?"

On Weibo:
Several hosts in the base camp also posted Weibo immediately to tease.

Sister Na: Low-key, I am also someone who has touched a national treasure.

Lin Jiong replied with a proud face: Who is not? !But we will never touch it again in our lifetime.

Du Tao: It's a pity that I passed by the national treasure and missed it.

A certain netizen replied on Du Tao's Weibo: This is the tragedy of small eyes and no culture!

……

Taking advantage of this wave of national treasure popularity, many celebrities posted on Weibo one after another, expressing their unbelievable shock. (It can also be understood that this heat can be rubbed away!)
And Li Fan's Weibo has already "exploded", and netizens have sent all kinds of information seeking identification. Li Fan has suddenly become a "Master of Appreciating Treasures", and Li Fan really replied seriously.

"Handsome Li, take a look for me, is this screen in my house a national treasure?"

Li Fan: "I can't see the details clearly, but don't worry, it's definitely not."

"Li Fan, where is my blue and white porcelain?"

Li Fan: "Fake!"

……

Another girl sent a selfie, and she asked shyly, "Is this a national treasure?"

Li Fan made a "baring teeth" expression: "This is shameless!"

Netizens asked Li Fan what other national treasures he had, and if he could show them to everyone, so that everyone could open their eyes again.

no problem!
Inspired by a former female netizen, Li Fan picked up his mobile phone, "clicked" to Gu Yating who was eating across the table, took a picture, and uploaded it on Weibo, with the caption: My second piece national treasure!

Gu Yating raised her head, looked at Li Fan who was smiling suspiciously, and said, "What are you doing?"

Li Fan turned the phone over, and the screen was facing her, but seeing this screen, netizens revolted:
"Ah, showing affection is the most shameless!"

"The sudden show, flashed my waist!"

"Your sister, I received 10000 points of critical damage, and my blood tank is empty!"

……

Gu Yating smiled and kicked him under the table, "I hate it, I'm defeated by your mouth."

Li Fan lowered his voice and said, "Zui live well!"

Gu Yating's face turned red, Duang!This kick made Li Fan grin.

Li Fan looked at her blankly: "What's wrong? Why did you kick me?"

"You know it yourself."

"I know?" Li Fan seemed to think about it seriously, and then "suddenly realized" authentically, "Hey, where are you thinking? What's in your head? Look at dirty things from now on!"

"You..." Gu Yating pointed at him angrily, "Just pretend to be with me. Don't make such frivolous jokes with me. She is still a young girl."

Li Fan patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, I will get you out of this embarrassment as soon as possible."

"Go to hell!" Whoosh, the pillow flew over.

Li Fan took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, walked into the living room and threw himself on the sofa, saying, "Let's talk about business."

Gu Yating gave him a blank look, "Do you still have business to do?"

"Yes, I just want to ask, is the assistant you arranged for me, Zhang Xiaofei, reliable or not?"

Gu Yating glanced at her watch, "Of course it's reliable, I should be in the community soon."

"Can I return the product if I'm not satisfied?"

"cannot!"

Li Fan squinted his eyes and looked at her, thinking that he still had not escaped from the clutches of the devil after all.

Ding Dong!

Li Fan walked to the door and opened the door. What greeted his eyes was a pale and haggard face. This was a very thin girl with no breasts in the front and no buttocks in the back. She was wearing a thin sports-style top with eyes It's quite big, but full of worry and restlessness.

The girl was only seventeen or eighteen years old. When she saw Li Fan appearing in front of her, she hurriedly bowed, "Hi, Teacher Li, I'm Zhang Xiaofei."

Gu Yating hurriedly put down the bowls and chopsticks, and said, "Xiaofei, come in quickly."

"Hello, Miss Tingting."

Li Fan was in a mess for a moment, is this the assistant Gu Yating arranged for him?Can this take care of myself? Maybe I have to take care of her in turn.

"Li Fan, don't be dazed, get a bottle of drink for Xiao Fei."

Li Fan collapsed, it really happened!He opened the refrigerator and said, "Xiaofei sits wherever you want, you're welcome."

"Teacher Li, please don't be busy, I won't drink."

Zhang Xiaofei was very cautious, looking timid and fidgeting.

Gu Yating pulled her into a guest bedroom and asked, "Is this bedroom okay?"

Zhang Xiaofei looked at the soft big bed and cute plush toys inside, she quickly shook her head and said, "Sister Tingting, it's too big, just give me a small room."

"First of all, there are no small ones. Second, your own home, you are welcome."

Li Fan, who was smiling apologetically, was in a daze. With this kind of treatment, live directly at home?
Gu Yating said again: "Xiao Fei, where is your luggage?"

"It's still in the hotel, I'll pick it up right away."

Gu Yating took the keys from her bag and said, "I'll drive with you."

"No, Miss Tingting, our lady boss agreed to give it to me."

After Zhang Xiaofei finished speaking, he opened the door and left quickly.

Li Fan looked at the back of the man going downstairs, and asked, "Here, the assistant you introduced to me?"

Gu Yating nodded, "Well, what's wrong?"

"Hey, thin and weak, with a bad personality, younger than us, right? 17? Not only is it completely unqualified to be an assistant, but it can easily lead me into depression."

"Don't talk nonsense, her parents just died."

Li Fan said seriously, "Oh, I'm sorry."

"Li Fan, it's impossible for you to have just one assistant, right? I have to find two for you one after another in the past few days. This girl, even half an assistant, will open your eyes and see the world by your side. Arrange her in the company."

Li Fan asked suspiciously, "What's your relationship? It can't be that you're not relatives, isn't it?"

"My dad's middle school classmate's child, we also met by chance in the past few days, her family's conditions are average, her parents are gone, and she has no one to rely on, so please help, this girl is too young."

"That's OK, then follow me first." Li Fan changed his mind and said, "That's not right. Why don't you directly arrange to join the company and instead follow me? Are you trying to play the sympathy card and take the opportunity to show off under my nose?" Put a 'shot'."

Gu Yating curled her lips, "Don't be boring, if I want to spy on you, I'll arrange a girl for you? Right now, celebrities' managers and assistants are the most dangerous. If I don't believe you, I'll definitely arrange a guy for you."

"Okay, let's trust you for now." Li Fan said in his heart: I trust you!
When Zhang Xiaofei knocked on the door again, she was carrying a big woven bag with both hands, and behind her, there was a fat woman helping to carry other luggage, that was her proprietress.

When the landlady saw that the new employers for the waiter at home were actually Li Fan and Gu Yating, she instantly felt at ease. She thought to herself: This girl is considered prosperous.

Gu Yating helped Zhang Xiaofei pack the luggage. It was not convenient for Li Fan to take a closer look at the girl's things, so he walked to the living room, took out the computer from the bag, and tapped to revise the manuscript.

Not long after, Gu Yating walked up to him and said in a low voice: "I want to take her to buy some clothes. Her clothes are too student-style, and there are not many."

"Farewell, it's too deliberate, let's talk about it when we find a chance." Li Fan frowned and thought for a while, "No, just tell her that when you enter the workplace, you have to look like a workplace. After all, you appear under the camera in public. You Now accompany her to the mall to buy two sets."

"Aren't you going?"

"Didn't you see that I'm busy? Go early and come back early, so we don't miss the plane back to Spring City."

Gu Yating said: "Why don't you talk about salary first?"

"it is good."

"Xiaofei, come out for a moment, let's talk about future work."

Zhang Xiaofei sat across from Li Fan, and she looked at the new boss very nervously.

Li Fan smiled and said, "Xiao Fei, what is your salary in that restaurant?"

"2200, for food and housing."

"Oh, how much do you want me to prescribe for you?"

"I'm very happy to work by your side, and I don't mind the salary."

Li Fan chuckled: "You must mind if I offer you 1500. Well, in this assistant business, the salary for newcomers is generally very low, only two or three thousand. I can't offer too high at the beginning, so let's do it. 4000 for food, shelter and clothing, I will take care of all the food, clothing, housing and transportation."

Gu Yating thought to herself: Not bad, quite generous.

"Thank you, Brother Fan!" Zhang Xiaofei bowed excitedly.

Li Fan said again: "Don't bow, it's easier to follow me. From the current point of view, it's mainly because you will be busy during the weekends, and I don't need you at other times. You can control it freely. It's quite easy. When Formal work?"

"Brother Fan, anytime."

"Then let's go back to Chuncheng today. I'm going to record "The Most Powerful Brain" the day after tomorrow. It just so happens that we start from Chuncheng. Do I need to pay you a part of the salary?"

Zhang Xiaofei was taken aback, can he still pay in advance?

Li Fan was afraid that she had no money, so he asked again: "Alipay or bank card?"

"I have a bank card, thank you, Brother Fan."

Li Fan opened the mobile banking client, entered his account number, advanced three months' salary to Zhang Xiaofei, and then urged the two of them to go to the mall quickly.

It was still early at 10:[-] a.m. Li Fan re-corrected the word "Nong" in the oracle bone inscriptions, and published an article on the "National Learning Times" APP. Then, he closed the computer and lay comfortably on the sofa. Soon, I fell asleep with my eyes closed.

I don't know how long he slept until he heard the sound of the door opening, Li Fan opened his eyes and glanced at the door, but saw Gu Yating leading the "reformed" Zhang Xiaofei into the living room.

"Li Fan, what's the matter, Xiao Fei, after I dress up like this, is she pretty?"

"Pretty," Li Fan said perfunctorily, "Let's go, go home."

After Li Fan finished speaking, he opened the backpack and put the notebook in the bag. Just as he was about to pick up the backpack, Zhang Xiaofei trotted up to him, grabbed the backpack, and said anxiously, "I'll do it."

"No, you don't need to memorize this."

"Brother Fan, this is my job!"

"You don't need this, I will tell you slowly what you need to do."

"Oh!" Zhang Xiaofei's eyes fell on the suitcase again, and she pulled it over.

Li Fan stopped him and said, "You don't need this, there will be a male assistant to do this in the future."

"It's okay, I'll come!"

"Need not!"

……

Although Zhang Xiaofei is thin and weak, and his mental state is not very good at the moment, he is diligent and smart, and soon entered his role, although her understanding of the role of assistant is very vague and unfamiliar.

When the plane landed in Chuncheng City, no matter how tightly wrapped Li Fan and Gu Yating were, as long as they spoke, they would be easily spotted.

Zhang Xiaofei's assistant function was turned on, and she kept bowing and apologizing to fans:
"I'm sorry, Li Fan and Gu Yating have urgent matters, so it's not convenient to sign, please forgive me."

"I'm sorry everyone, it's really inconvenient today."

Li Fan frowned while walking, he whispered: "No need to bow!"

……

Inside Li's supermarket.

Li's mother was full of joy and was chatting with her sister. "Sister, Xiaofan will be home soon. Don't worry."

"No rush, haha, I haven't seen my nephew for a while."

The supermarket employee teased Little Jelly, "Do you understand, how many Oreos can you exchange for that cup?"

"One to five makes five, two to five to ten, three to five...three to five..." Jelly picked at her fingers and couldn't count, so she opened her arms and said, "Anyway, there are a lot of them!"

Father Li, Boss Li, is working harder now. He is humming a tune and carrying rice on the tricycle.

There were bursts of laughter in the supermarket, and suddenly, two figures broke in at the door.

"Mom and Dad, I'm back, yo, auntie is here too? Where's my sister?"

Jelly raised her two little hands and ran towards him, "I'm here, brother."

"My nephew is handsome again."

"Auntie, you are young again, have you rejuvenated?"

The aunt smiled and said, "Get out of here! Who is this girl?"

"Ah, my assistant, Xiaofei."

Zhang Xiaofei quickly bowed and said, "Hello Auntie, Hello Uncle, Hello Auntie."

Li Fan reiterated again: "No need to bow!"

"Yo, okay, big nephew, are you all equipped with assistants?"

Li Fan laughed and said, "Then take a look."

"Son, will you stay at home for a day this time?"

"No, no, stay for two days and leave the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow, Jisen Radio and Television will hold a celebration banquet for "Let's Love Each other". Gu Yating and I will come back to participate and show up. The day after tomorrow, we will fly to Nanjing to record "The Most Powerful Brain."

"By the way, your aunt has something to do with you."

"Oh?" Li Fan looked at his aunt, only to see the excited light in his eyes, "Auntie, what's the matter?"

The aunt said: "Let's go, let's talk about it when we go home. Let's get off work early today. It's not too early. It's already 9 o'clock in the evening, not less than two or three hours away."

When everyone returned home, the aunt mysteriously turned out the satchel from the cabinet, and took out a copper tickle from it to scratch (old man music), she said anxiously: "My nephew, help my aunt to see, is this the Empress Dowager Cixi?" used?"

Li Fan was overjoyed when he saw this. He looked at his aunt's eyes eager for an affirmative answer, and said, "Auntie, who told you that it was used by Empress Dowager Cixi?"

"When I was visiting the antique market, some buyers whispered something and I overheard it."

"You've been fooled, it's artificially made old."

"Huh? They said they saw the exact same one on related materials."

"Haha, use this when you are free, and you will treat yourself as Empress Dowager Cixi."

The aunt's eyes instantly dimmed, and she said distressedly: "I spent more than 8000!"

Li Fan got angry and said: "Didn't I tell you, don't go to the antique market and wait for a bargain, if you go, it will be delivered to your door automatically and wait to be slaughtered."

Li Ma said: "Sister, it's okay, let your nephew take you to get the money back tomorrow, Wang Han's is your nephew's horse."

Li Fan shook his head and said: "We have to admit defeat this time. Auntie, your situation is different from Wang Han's. Wang Han's can provide evidence. If you can't do this, spend money to teach you a lesson. From now on, don't go to the antique market waiting to pick up missing items. , it’s impossible, I’ve already washed my hands in a golden basin.”

The auntie said with a sad face, "8000 yuan, I thought it would be a few million after changing hands. I was daydreaming."

Li Fan joked: "Auntie, if you really want to make a fortune, the way of antiques is obviously not going to work, but I can give you an idea."

"Oh? What?"

"Find a rich old man! Hey, auntie, don't twist my ears, it hurts."

……

It was night, the family slept in separate rooms, Li Fan and Li's father shared one room, Li's mother and aunt shared one room, and Zhang Xiaofei slept in another room with Jelly in his arms.

Li Fan tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. His father snored like thunder, which tortured him to death. When it was about 12 o'clock, Li Fan couldn't stand it anymore. He quietly walked out of the bedroom with his pillow in his arms, lay on the sofa, and prepared It will be overnight.

There was the sound of flushing in the bathroom, and in a blink of an eye, Zhang Xiaofei, who was thin, opened the door and came out.

"Xiao Fei!"

"Oh my god, I was scared to death." Zhang Xiaofei patted Pingping's chest and said.

Li Fan turned on the light in the living room and said, "Xiaofei, let's talk, come and sit."

Zhang Xiaofei was puzzled, sat on the edge of the sofa and said, "Brother Fan, what's wrong?"

Li Fan didn't want Gu Yating to be confused. Li Fan decided to ask whether Zhang Xiaofei was Gu Yating's "insider". If it was true, he would make a counter-intuitive plan to tease the girl.

He asked solemnly:

"Xiao Fei, is your surname Jiang or Wang?"

Zhang Xiaofei was taken aback, "My surname is Zhang!"

"Hey, you're pretending to be confused with me, aren't you?"

"My real surname is Zhang, Brother Fan, you know it!"

(End of this chapter)