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Chapter 312 "Everyday Upward" Special Program (2)

In the recording hall.

Facing the brilliant lights, Li Fan stepped onto the stage, waved to the audience, "Hi everyone, I'm Li Fan!"

The applause and cheers at the scene instantly became choppy and extremely enthusiastic.

Li Fan came to the middle of the stage, and after greeting Brother Tiantian and Yang Xiyu, everyone said together:

"Hi everyone, we are brothers and sisters every day!!"

Wang Han said: "The two guests who came to "Everyday Xiangshang" as guests today have two common characteristics. The first characteristic is that they are both "silver" in the Northeast!"

Li Fan nodded in cooperation: "Yeah!"

Wang Han imitated the Northeast accent and asked, "Where is the lumpy land in the Northeast?"

"The bumpy land in Spring City!"

"Where's Xiyu?"

Yang Xiyu smiled and said, "I'm from Tiecheng."

Wang Han said: "Oh my god, it's a big city."

Yang Xiyu: "It's not that bad."

Wang Han raised his eyebrows and said, "How do I speak Northeast China, old iron, 6 or 6."

Li Fan said with a smile: "6 is 6, if you go to the northeast, you will definitely be able to chat with my grandparents."

"Huh? Why aren't you a young man?"

Yang Xiyu replied with a smile: "Nowadays, many Northeast dialects in Northeast China are basically rarely used. The daily language is Mandarin, but the pronunciation and intonation are still there."

Wang Han said: "Oh? Really?"

Li Fan said: "Yes, in fact, many of the local TV dramas or sketches that you have seen have enlarged or even distorted the characteristics of the Northeast. They are all untrue. We just watched it for fun."

Wang Han: "Well, we have prepared some Northeast dialects, and let the two of you introduce them to you."

A staff member brought up a question board that could turn pages. After Cai Yibo opened the first page, it read: thief, whole, street (gāi).

Shen Feng said: "I know all of these, 'thief', thief is good, thief is expensive, special, extraordinary meaning. Whole, whole two cups, the beginning means, that is the street (gāi)."

Li Fan nodded, "The first two characters are still relatively common, but the pronunciation of street (gāi) is basically extinct. I don't know about other provinces. In Giessen Province, this word is rarely used by the elderly. My grandparents They’ve all changed their words, now it’s all Mandarin ‘street’, street!”

Cai Yibo turned another page, and a few words appeared: Gaha, Baxia, Maolou.

Li Fan asked: "Do you know what it means? Did the audience know?"

An audience member took the microphone and said, "'Gaha' means 'what are you doing', 'Pa Bian' means 'lying', and 'Maolou' means 'toilet'."

Li Fan was taken aback, "Where is the family?"

"From Spring City."

"Hey, folks, no wonder. Among these few words, the word 'pa blind' rarely appears nowadays, and 'gaha' has long been replaced by 'what'. As for 'thatched building', decades ago The older generation used to say that, but now the old people have changed their name to 'toilet'."

A series of dialects are displayed one by one: Mai Tai, Zuierdeng, Jiasheng, Huangchang, Geying, Pomoner, Kechen, Goousou, Hidden Cat, Bolinggai, Toupi, Laobaozi, Dalianlian...

Li Fan said: "Most of us don't use these words just now, and some of them are rarely used, especially young and middle-aged people. Some children born after 00 may not know it!"

Yang Xiyu also said: "Our province is the same."

Wang Han said: "Oh, that's not the same as what we remember, how do you two think about the gradual extinction of dialects?"

Li Fan: "I think this is a good thing. The intensification of language popularization and assimilation in various parts of China is conducive to national integration and the elimination of communication barriers."

Yang Xiyu also nodded in agreement: "For a person like me who shoots movies everywhere and likes to travel, when he goes to a place where he doesn't speak Mandarin, it's like going to a foreign country. It's too inconvenient."

Wang Han: "I don't completely agree with the two of you. Dialect is the characteristic of a region and has a strong local color. Dialect is also a display of regional culture. One side nourishes the other side. Different regions and different ethnic groups have different landscapes. And culture, style and way of life, that is a rich and colorful country.

What do you two think is the biggest misunderstanding that outsiders have about Northeast China? "

Yang Xiyu laughed loudly and said, "Big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecues a day!"

Li Fan nodded fiercely, "I totally agree! How many men wear gold chains? Rich people rarely show off their wealth like this."

Ono asked, "What about the little barbecue?"

Yang Xiyu said: "Once a month? It is impossible for anyone to eat every day, mainly to go with friends."

Li Fan said: "I do eat more of this than anyone else, because my dad used to make fried skewers, and I often satisfy my hunger at other stores."

Wang Han said: "Li Fan, please say one more thing."

Li Fan said: "What are you looking at? What are you looking at!"

Yang Xiyu laughed heartily, "Yes, yes, yes! This sentence is too classic. But I have never seen it, anyone who looks at someone will fight, unless you see contempt in their eyes."

Li Fan: "This sentence is more focused on describing the people in the Northeast who are short-tempered and not good at fighting, that is, try not to make noise as much as possible! Let me be frank, the phrase 'try not to make noise as much as possible' is indeed a pretty good description. To be precise, the two of them would most likely start working after scolding each other a few words.

However, everyone ignores the other two words, which are 'magnanimity' and 'tolerance'. In the Northeast, when Xiao Lai Xiao goes bumping into each other, everyone says "I'm sorry" and laughs it off. Basically, no one cares about it.

If you go to Chuncheng City to rent a residential area for two years, you may not even see a neighborhood fight. "

Yang Xiyu deeply agrees, "There are 'regional discrimination' or 'regional blackness' on the Internet, they can't see the light, they will only drill into the dark corners, and they will only make partial generalizations. If you really live in the northeastern city If you do this, you will find that people, even strangers, are very warm and friendly.”

……

After discussing the regional culture, Wang Han said again: "The second thing Li Fan and Xi Yu have in common is that they are new writers. Xi Yu, let me introduce your book first."

A staff member pushed up two carts, each containing Li Fan's and Yang Xiyu's books.

Yang Xiyu took out his own book and said, "My book is about my hard work in the entertainment industry from the beginning of my career to the present. The title of the book is "Quick Talk". I hope everyone will support it."

Yang Xiyu sent the signed works to Brother Tiantian and Li Fan in turn.

Li Fan flipped through it, good guy, it's all pictures, two or three pages per picture, there are travel photos, portraits, and filming. It's old and rich, but there are not many words.

Look at the price again, 59.9 yuan!
"Li Fan, let me introduce your work."

Li Fan closed "Quick Talk" and said: "My book, some people have read the articles in it, and now it's compiled into a book, interested friends can start."

Wang Han said: "Let's push the book for Li Fan first, each describe Li Fan's book in one sentence, Brother Feng will come first."

Shen Feng thought for a while: "This is everyone's pillow book."

Li Fan was self-deprecating, "Indeed, it may be easy for everyone to fall asleep after reading my book."

Shen Feng hurriedly said: "No, it's more learning! Great teacher is here."

"Me, you fans must buy this book, and then pass it down from generation to generation. It will be worth it in the future! Yi Bolai."

Cai Yibo: "I, um, bless the sale!"

Wang Han explained with a smile: "This is a friend from South Korea, and I haven't learned Chinese well yet."

Li Fan nodded, "Oh! Hello, Smecta!"

Cai Yibo laughed and said, "Smecta!"

Wang Han: "Then Li Fan, how do you evaluate your own works?"

Li Fan said truthfully: "It will be more obscure and a little boring. Maybe many readers may not be able to understand it. If you have friends who need it, you can start with it—"

Wang Han interrupted: "You can't say that! One sentence I want to send to readers and friends is that you may not understand this "New Textual Research Works Collection", but you must take a look! Because, this This book is a banner work among the young generation of scholars, what you are reading is not a book, but the last perseverance of our young scholars in this fast food era.”

Whoa!
There was applause everywhere.

Yang Xiyu flipped through Li Fan's book and couldn't understand it, but she thought it was so powerful.She thought about her book again.My own book, is that called a book?In comparison, it’s like a comic strip!

Wang Han said to the audience: "Dear audience, who wants this work by Li Fan?"

"I think!"

"I want!"

"give me!"

……

"I'll give it all to you! I'll send it wherever the voice is loud!"

Shen Feng, Cai Yibo and Oh Ye went down to deliver the books, and a large group of people rushed to grab the books wherever they were thrown.

Li Fan hurriedly said: "Be careful, don't worry, be careful!"

After the audience got the sample booklet, they quickly flipped through it, flipping and flipping, but they couldn't even find a page of pictures.

The audience who got the book raised their heads one after another: Shuai Li, where are the photos?What are we looking at without photos!
……

On the stage.

The program has been recorded to the second part, "Appraisal of Treasures".

Wang Han: "Chinese culture has a long history and is extensive and profound. Today, we can get a glimpse of the glory of our country's history through antiques. Today, we invited Mr. Wu Di, the curator of the Tansha Museum and a famous collector, to be our guest. Analyzing antiques and reading history! Applause!"

Wu Di stepped onto the stage quickly, looked at Li Fan curiously, and thought: How much does this kid really know?Two days ago, I identified the imitation Ru glaze elephant-eared gui-style furnace. This vision is also one of the best in the collection field. Whether it is a coincidence or real strength, I have to find out!
"Hello, Li Fan."

"Hello, Director Wu."

Wang Han said: "Curator Wu, it is said that the antique industry is very deep and has its own rules and regulations. Can you introduce it to the audience?"

Wu Di said: "Okay, for a pure new buyer, first of all, when visiting the antique market, remember not to pass by the stall."

"why?"

"Because, first of all, it is impolite, and secondly, once you bump into an antique, you will suffer, because antiques are 'priceless things', not expensive, but have no uniform value, you say it is 10 yuan, say 1 to 10 yuan is fine.

Second, when trading, you can't say buy or sell. The buyer should say "give it to me" or "give it to me". .

Third, when buyers and sellers discuss prices, others should automatically avoid them.Moreover, in old age, buyers and sellers do not negotiate prices by shouting, but by holding hands in each other's sleeves to negotiate prices.Does Li Fan know what this is called? "

Li Fan said: "The world is in the sleeve!"

"Yes, you have everything in your sleeves!
Fourth, there is no return or exchange of goods. The most important thing in antique trading is the contest of knowledge and eyesight. No matter whether the buyer buys a fake or the seller misses the sale, the goods cannot be returned or exchanged or find a later account.

However, in today's legal society, this rule has been modified.If the seller knows that the fake is sold, the buyer can sue the seller for fraud and return the goods accordingly. "

Wang Han said: "Is this kind of rights protection easy?"

"It's basically impossible. First of all, how do you prove that the seller knows and sells counterfeit products? How can you prove that it's someone's inner activities? Can you find someone's shipping channel? How can you prove that the seller has promised you something? You can't prove it at all! You can only suffer from being dumb."

Wang Han raised his eyebrows and said in his heart: I did it.

Wu Di looked at his slightly satisfied look, and thought to himself: Don't you see who you are?

……

After a brief introduction to the many rules and regulations in the antique industry, it came to the stage of appraising treasures. In the background, there were already more than 10 collection holders holding the collections in their hands and waiting to go on stage.

"Please, the first holder of the collection is on stage."

On the stage, a young man and a staff member came to the stage holding two utensils respectively.

After the two objects were assembled, the audience squinted and took a closer look. It turned out to be a model of a two-story building.

"Hello, audience friends, and teachers. My name is Chang Yuan. This is a treasure handed down from my family. It is a double-layer pottery house in the shape of a curved ruler. Please give me some pointers."

These people on the stage watched carefully around the table, and couldn't help being puzzled.

This curved ruler-shaped double-storey pottery house has an upper and lower structure, which is assembled from the first and second floors. The second floor is removed, and the first floor houses several breeding animals.

What does this mean?
Everyone was blinded.

Everyone, look at me and I look at you, this thing is new and very rare.

Wang Han: "This is..."

Wu Di smiled and said, "Which of you knows about this artifact? Does Li Fan know about it?"

Li Fan said: "Teacher, I think this should be a burial object from the Han Dynasty."

"Oh?" Wu Di never expected that Li Fan could understand such a rare cultural relic in Huaguo!He said, "Then tell me."

Li Fan: "This double-layer pottery house is a very rare cultural relic in our country of China. It reflects a basic state of daily life in an era, which is a typical South Vietnamese culture more than 2000 years ago.

In this structure, everyone should pay attention, the first floor is for livestock, and the second floor is for people. "

Whoa!
There was an uproar!
"No way, livestock are raised on the first floor, and people live on the second floor?"

"It's scary to think about it!"

"Then you can't be smoked to death?"

……

Li Fan said: "Listen to me, this kind of building was very humane and environmentally friendly under the historical conditions at that time. We can't compare it with the ancients in today's era of toilets, it is meaningless.

Moreover, people and animals lived together, this situation did not exist until after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and this was the case in some areas.For example, there is a kind of toilet... Uh, friends who are eating in front of the TV, please avoid it, or swallow the meal first.

There is a kind of toilet, the bottom of which is connected to the pigsty. When it is convenient for people to go to the toilet, a group of pigs below are waiting to be fed, waiting for the meal, and even want to rush up.

This is a very eye-catching thing, so let’s stop here, everyone, don’t make up your mind, don’t make up your mind, don’t make up your mind! "

Everyone looked disgusted: "Hey!"

Wu Di nodded affirmatively, and thought: You are only 18, how do you know what happened after the founding of the People's Republic of China?Who told you that?
Li Fan said again: "Let's talk about this building again. It is in the shape of a curved ruler, and it holds two corners. Therefore, its ventilation and lighting problems have been solved. You can see that the structure of this building fully shows that it was built 2000 years ago. The wisdom of the ancients. As for why the animals are kept under the ground, there is another important reason, which is easy to take care of.

Wu Di applauded, "Li Fan is right. If we want to see the architecture of the Han Dynasty, we can only look at the unearthed funerary objects."

The second Tibetan friend came to the stage and brought a "copper vase".

Wu Di asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Ohno: "It should be a vase!"

Shen Feng: "I feel a bit like a candlestick!"

Wang Han said: "I think it's also a vase, what does Li Fan think?"

Li Fan said: "This is a flower goblet!"

Ono nodded, "Oh, so it's really a vase!"

Wu Di asked: "Li Fan, do you know what the earliest use of this flower goblet was?"

"Drinker, glass."

Everyone "wow", drinking?Such a big wine glass, is it drinking people or horses?
Wu Di was secretly surprised, and you know?Worthy of being a young scholar!

But, not only do you know it?And you, Wu Di, don't know either!

(End of this chapter)