The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 285
The days are rushing like running water, and there are still a few days before the eleventh holiday.

The weather in the north has turned cold, especially in the morning and evening.However, for the students in the south, some people have a little bit of excited hope.

It was just dawn, and Li Fan had already appeared neatly dressed downstairs in the men's dormitory.

"Hey, Li Fan, is it going to snow after National Day?"

"Have you never seen snow?"

"No!"

"Not once?"

Peng Hui nodded pitifully, "Hmm! Isn't it beautiful when it's snowing, very, very dreamy?"

Li Fan thought for a while: "It's okay! We've all become accustomed to it."

"Will it be cold?"

"It's not cold when it snows. Don't worry, I'll call you when it snows."

Peng Hui twitched her lips, "I'll call you when it's snowing?"

Li Fan giggled, turned around, and asked, "Is there any problem?"

At first glance, Li Fan changed his usual daily clothes. He was wrapped in a well-tailored suit, with a bow tie around his neck, a pocket square folded in his chest pocket, and a pair of calfskin shoes on his feet. , the golden autumn morning sun glowed on the leather shoes.

His hairstyle has just been tidied up, and the hairspray has been applied a lot, and he feels panicked when he touches it.

After careful "pruning", Li Fan's entire body has straight lines and sharp edges, making him cleaner and sharper than before.He turned around in high spirits, with blurred electric eyes, and asked again: "How are you, do you look stylish?"

Peng Hui snapped her fingers, "Perfect, as you said, it's good enough for export!"

Li Fan smiled, opened the car door and said, "Let's go!"

"Wait a minute, shall we take your car?"

"What do you mean?"

"Zhang Lei got married, don't you have to show some face to the parents? I guess you have to drive to pick up the relatives. Let's drive Yating."

Li Fan nodded: "That makes sense, I'll give her a call."

This day was Zhang Lei's big wedding day, and Gu Yating was able to attend, but there was a Communist Youth League activity to attend, so there was nothing he could do.

Peng Hui went to the women's dormitory to get Gu Yating's car keys, the two drove, picked up Zhang Mengmeng, and then went straight to Zhang Lei's home.

The location of Zhang Lei’s house is very good, in the city center, but the area is very small, only one bedroom and one living room. When buying a house last year, the down payment alone cost 126 million.

When the two first arrived in the community, before they went upstairs, they saw that the downstairs was already full of guests. There was no way, the space in the house was too small to accommodate a few people, so they could only chat downstairs.

Everyone was neatly dressed, all beaming, and it was very lively.

After parking the car, Li Fan and the others just stepped out of the car and received the eager eyes of everyone. Li Fan waved to everyone and said with a smile: "Aren't you guys getting in?"

"No, there's no room upstairs."

"They are all waiting downstairs to pick up the bride!"

……

Li Fan nodded, he has to go up, who made him the best man?

A few people took the elevator, and when they came to the door of Zhang Lei's house, they saw that the door of his house was wide open, the inside and outside of the door were full of people, and there were laughter and joy inside and outside, while Zhang Lei was so happy that he lost his eyes in the crowd. He brags about his glorious history of picking up girls without changing his true nature.

"Brother Lei!"

"Hello brother Lei!"

A few people squeezed through the crowd and met Zhang Lei and laughed and talked.

Zhang Lei lost some weight, even when he was 30 and should have gained weight. Could it be that his old wife consumed too much?

All the processes are going on step by step. When people get married, basically the bride and groom follow the instructions, and it’s OK if people attend. Other things are naturally helped by others.

As the best man, Li Fan also obeys the command, and also accumulates experience for his future, and then observes the bridesmaid from time to time. Fan is almost the same, but fortunately she is wearing flat shoes, otherwise they are all taller than Li Fan.

After careful inquiry, I found out that she is a supermodel!
Originally, the bridesmaid was not hers, but Zhang Lei felt that the bridesmaid she found must be more or less worthy of the best man!After all, our best man is a nationally famous celebrity, so we picked out an international supermodel from among the bride’s relatives and friends.

But in fact, the best man was not Li Fan, and Zhang Lei was not stupid. If Li Fan was the best man, the groom would be eclipsed. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if someone mistook Li Fan for the groom?But the relatives of her natal family did not recognize Li Fan, and they all liked Li Fan.

Zhang Lei thinks so too, Li Fan will be his best man, and he has the material to brag about, and he can brag for a lifetime, success!Besides, he reckoned that a random best man would take away his style, he still has self-knowledge, although he likes to brag.

The cameraman was in place, the recording of the wedding started, the belt was wrapped, and the congratulations were delivered... Everything went smoothly, but there was still a little accident.

Just when everyone was getting ready to leave, Zhang Lei's father's cell phone rang suddenly. Zhang's father frowned, walked out of the bedroom, came to the living room, and said, "Is everything okay? That's good. As long as everything is okay."

Zhang Mengmeng asked suspiciously: "Uncle, what's the matter?"

"Hey, the lead car hit it!"

"Is it serious? Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'll ask their wedding company to give us a lead car."

At this time, Li Fan poked his head out of the bedroom and looked at the living room in confusion. Li Fan was so thoughtful. The moment he glanced at him, he felt that something was wrong with Zhang's father's expression.

He came over and asked Zhang Mengmeng, "What's wrong?"

"The wedding car driven by my uncle's friend collided with someone else's car at the gate of the community. Uncle is about to ask them to give a wedding car."

"Oh," Li Fan nodded, and said to Zhang's father at the door, "Uncle, aren't today's motorcades all owned by relatives and friends?"

"correct."

"Then don't rent it yet, I'll see if I can borrow one."

After Li Fan finished speaking, he picked up his phone and opened a WeChat group, typed a few words and sent it out: "Emergency, I want to borrow a car as the first car for the wedding. The location is in the capital, and it is urgent."

drop!
Sent successfully.

Then I changed several groups and sent them out one by one.

After that, he heard WeChat messages ringing non-stop, and Li Fan clicked on them one by one. The relatives and friends who were watching were dumbfounded.

[Xiaofan, if the Maybach is successful, you can drive away. 】

[I have a Ferrari F12berlinetta and a Bentley Elegance here, but I'm not in the capital, if you need it, you can drive it at my house. 】

[Who is getting married?Will the Ferrari 599GTB succeed? 】

……

All the relatives and friends who were onlookers straightened their teeth. This is not a car rental, it is too similar to a game like grabbing a parking space in a QQ game.

Li Fan raised his head and asked, "Uncle, what is the standard for our first car?" As soon as Li Fan finished speaking, he clicked on Wang Mu's voice again.

Wang Mu probably was still filming early in the morning. You could clearly hear the voice of the director on the set talking about the scene. He said, "Xiao Fan, I have a Bugatti Veyron there. You can drive it."

After Father Zhang heard the voice in WeChat, he panicked for a moment, "Xiaofan, don't, don't, don't use this top-notch one."

Peng Hui said, "Doesn't her aunt Yating have a Rolls Royce?"

Father Zhang said anxiously: "It's too luxurious, it's too luxurious, don't do it."

Li Fan was puzzled. If the wedding car was a Bugatti Veyron, it would be too luxurious. A Rolls Royce would be quite luxurious, but given Zhang Lei's well-off family, the ostentation is justified.

Zhang Lei's parents have an annual income of 30 to [-] yuan, and they live a comfortable life in Chuncheng City, a provincial capital city at the end of the second tier. Their son gets married once in his life, and it makes sense to own a Rolls-Royce as his first car.

Actually, everyone didn't think about it from Zhang's father's point of view. His friend's car just got into a car accident, and he still has lingering fears. Besides, it's his son's friend asking for help, and it's not the child's own car. This is another level. consider.

Zhang's father quickly said: "Xiaofan, a sports car worth about 100 million yuan will do. Don't be too far behind the other cars in the team."

Li Fan nodded, and then asked in the group: "We want a sports car between 100 million and 200 million, who has it?"

For a moment, WeChat was silent.

It's cold.

After a while, someone in the group said: "A sports car worth more than 100 million is not a sports car!"

Li Fan couldn't help laughing, "This..."

Everyone was gnashing their teeth with envy. The money of these celebrity actors is really easy to make, right?This year's income can easily reach hundreds of millions, so is this the only way to prodigal?

Li Fan added: "Uncle, why don't you just choose one of my friend's cars? It's the first car for the wedding. It's okay if it's a little extravagant."

Zhang Mengmeng also said, "That's right, Uncle, my second uncle's son in the countryside gets married, and the first car is a Ferrari, it's nothing."

"No, no, no, I'd better rent a car and feel at ease!" Zhang's father said fearfully.

Li Fan thought for a while, and asked, "Uncle, is the Porsche 911 successful?"

Father Zhang nodded, "Yeah, this is just right, our first car is a Porsche 911!"

"Then wait a moment, I will ask you."

Li Fan took out his cell phone and hung up a call to Jia Yun. Jia Yun had a Porsche 911 at home. Gu Yating took him for a ride in this car. At that time, it satisfied his little desire to ride in a luxury car. Now, Today, this car is no longer a luxury car in his concept.

The phone beeped for a long time before it got through, and a weak and hazy voice came from the other side, and she dragged out a long voice: "What... well... ah."

"Sister Yun, is your Porsche 911 at home? Lend it to me for a day. Zhang Lei will use it for his wedding."

"Oh... oh? He's married?" The person on the phone immediately became energetic.

"Well, I'm busy at his house, the convoy is about to leave, and there's something wrong with the lead car—"

Jia Yun interrupted: "Okay, I'll come right away, I'll be there in half an hour!"

solve.

In the bedroom, Zhang Lei is basically in a state of being manipulated by others. He is very happy, and he cares about it flawlessly. After taking a photo with this one, he will take a photo with that one. The necessary procedures are non-stop, and he is too busy.

Half an hour later, everyone gathered around the groom and went downstairs to snatch the bride!

When he walked out of the stairs, Zhang Lei was shocked, but he saw that the driver of the first car was a gentle and beautiful woman, and he was very familiar with him.

Used to be familiar!The reason why I say this is because when I participated in the idiom conference, everyone walked around a few times. When he bought a building here, he invited Jia Yun. However, the class is different, and the status level is very different. One of the hosts is an ordinary gold-collar worker, who basically cannot be a real friend.

The circles are completely different, and they don't have the consciousness to move around each other. Naturally, they will soon become passers-by, A, B, C, and D. It is even more impossible to invite people when they get married. Who is they?A big celebrity, he is just a senior wage earner.

"Hello, Sister Yun!" Zhang Lei said slightly embarrassed.

"Zhang Lei, congratulations, groom officer, please get in the car!"

In fact, Jia Yun wanted to leave the car and leave, but was surrounded by enthusiastic relatives, unable to escape for a while, and could only make a mistake.

Picking up the bride and robbing the bride are all established procedures. In most areas of the Northeast, marriages follow a set procedure. When you come to the bride’s house, there will be several checkpoints. You need to prepare ten or twenty red envelopes for one five yuan Yes, squeeze open the door and start looking for the bride's high heels, wait a minute. 100 out of 99 weddings have the same model, and there is no such thing as a wedding, just a formality, and the weddings are very civilized.

After picking up the bride, the mighty convoy came to the Grand Hyatt Hotel. After everyone was seated, the wedding ceremony was about to begin.

When Li Fan was busy with the bridegroom, Jia Yun pulled him aside and whispered, "How much is your gift?"

"9999."

"Oh, put it on for me, I don't have cash with me, I have to go first."

"Let's go after dinner. At least we can watch the wedding ceremony."

Jia Yun said: "I still have things to do, let's go!"

Jia Yun turned around and left, sat in the car and wept while driving, all of them were married, when will she be a boss in her 30s!The more I think about it, the sadder I feel, the more I feel aggrieved, the more I think about it, the more scared I get, the older I get, the harder it is to have a baby!
She drove away, and Li Fan was worried. He didn't bring that much cash, and now he couldn't get away, so he directed Peng Hui to go downstairs to the bank to withdraw money.

The wedding ceremony was completed with various sensational dramas by the host. The bouquet of flowers successfully fell into the hands of the bridesmaid. Who made her tall and long arms?
And Zhang Lei, who had just made the oath of eternal love, hid beside Li Fan and shed tears. Li Fan joked: "Your happiness has come, look at you crying for your grandson!"

"Fart! Do you know how I feel when I call my daughter-in-law's parents parents? Especially when my own parents are sitting aside!"

Li Fan rolled his eyes at him, "There are so many things going on, it's not bad if you don't make you kneel and kowtow, call it, if the old man is good, let's be filial, if not, let's stay away from him."

"You don't understand this kind of inexplicable feeling. It's complicated. You'll know it when you get married in the future."

"Groom officer, let's toast!" someone shouted in the hotel.

Zhang Lei immediately grinned, "Come on!"

Looking at the back of Zhang Lei who was so busy rushing into the crowd, Li Fan felt a lot of emotion in his heart. The days passed too fast. Suddenly, two years later, a domineering Ph.D. Time has entered the palace of marriage, and the once full of high-spirited hair has almost withered.

The world makes people old!

The task of being the first best man in his life was completed. After Li Fan returned to Peking University, he immediately booked the air tickets for the Golden Week of the [-]th. After the family bought some gifts, it was over.

As the holiday approached, the number of courses arranged by the school became less and less. On the second day, Li Fan went to the third class to take a class taught by Professor Sun, which was "A Brief History of the Development of Chinese Characters" by Sun Kong, an archaeologist and literary historian.

Before the teacher arrived, the students gathered together to chat.

Today, Li Fan's dormitory came together to attend class. There are all these ghosts and ghosts in his dormitory, hey.

Ma Qiang said: "When talking about the history of the development of Chinese characters, I think the words related to the body are the most expressive. For example, the dia character of diaosi has the word 'corpse' on the top and the word 'hanging' on the bottom. How expressive is it? The ancients were talented. !"

Li Fandao: "The ancients didn't use this word most of the time, they used the word 'bird' instead, but 'bird' is pronounced as diǎo in ancient Chinese."

"That's not necessarily the case. Ma Zhiyuan wrote in "The Monument of Recommendation of Good Fortunes": Let me go, I'll chase my husband!"

(In order not to affect the freshness and naturalness of the whole book, the content of the conversation is omitted later, and many Chinese characters are involved. After dismantling, for example: into the meat, corpse cave, etc., please make up your own brain.)
The girls in the classroom curled their lips, these stinky gangsters!Why is Peking University like this? It’s a century-old prestigious school!But a century-old school!

The girls overlooked the most important sentence: since ancient times, celebrities have been more romantic!

Li Fan is still relatively restrained. If he is in the dormitory, he may be the most coquettish, but outside, he can't talk nonsense, in case it becomes news.

Li Fan said: "Let me say a word and see if you recognize it."

Swish Swish Swish, Li Fan wrote down the word "嬲".

Everyone was stunned, most of them didn't know, because this word has been removed from Huaguo's modern Chinese dictionary and has been eliminated.

Li Fan said with a smile: "This word is pronounced 'niǎo', and it mainly means entanglement, teasing, etc. Everyone understands this artistic conception, two men and one woman, make up your mind. Come on girl, call it, call it No one will save you even if your throat is broken!"

Everyone laughed.

Li Fan raised his pen and wrote another word: Ai.

"This word is pronounced nǎo, and in the "Kangxi Dictionary": Rao, 嫐 also. Compared with 嬲, it has a layer of coquettish, weak, and enchanting meanings."

Put pen to paper again, a word "嗤".

Ding Long said: "I know this. It is pronounced as 'tiān', an ancient character, and it is synonymous with heaven in ancient times. The Dynasty is the "Heavenly Dynasty".

Li Fan picked up the pen again and spent a long time before writing one word: Biáng! (This word cannot be typed!)
"I know, Biáng over Biáng Biáng!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "But do you know the story behind this word? Why are there such complicated Chinese characters in the world? They are not used for writing at all?"

(End of this chapter)