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Chapter 283 A Gift with Profound Connotations

On the huge screen in the Century Plaza office building, countless photos and video clips of the two people are being repeatedly broadcast in the form of dominating the screen. Looking down from the half-mountain and half-view park, it seems that they can vaguely see each other. See the crowds of people in front of the famous square.

The two of them sat side by side in the viewing pavilion, cuddling and whispering in the blurred night. Not far behind them, everyone's laughter floated from time to time. The companions were busy setting up a stove on a green field and preparing for a barbecue to celebrate this wonderful day. night.

Gu Yating said softly: "How much does it cost? You are too extravagant!"

Li Fan smashed his mouth, "It's okay, I'm willing to spend any money, this is our lifetime memory!"

"You are so kind! But it's still too wasteful."

"It's okay, I'll ask the program team for reimbursement tomorrow."

Gu Yating raised her hand and pinched his cheek, "You, I just like your 'philistine' look."

"Then look."

Gu Yating suddenly raised her head, leaned in front of him, squeezed his ears and said, "No, haven't you ever been in a relationship? This guy has a lot of experience in actual combat, isn't he? Stop studying the trick of fooling little girls."

"Hey, well, research and research, isn't it all for you in your dream?"

"Hate!"

Gu Yating plunged into Li Fan's arms again.

At this time, a voice came from behind:
"Hey, there is a show of affection over there, come here."

"If you want to go back to the hotel room, don't let us look at it, you have hot eyes!!"

"Please don't hurt us singles anymore, a harmonious society where humans and animals coexist!"

Amidst everyone's teasing, the two people stood up and returned to the crowd with red faces.

Li Fan's suit was too restrictive, and he forgot to take it off when he left the gymnasium. He said, "You guys are busy, I'll go to the car and change."

"By the way, buy two cases of beer, hey, the ingredients are not complete, forget it, I'll go buy it with you."

After Niu Benben finished speaking, he and Li Fan disappeared into the crowd.

A group of sisters enviously said while busy getting ingredients out:
"Wow, you are so lucky. Having such a boyfriend to pamper you will be so nourishing for the rest of your life."

"A beautiful princess meets Prince Charming. Li Fan really has no choice. He is talented and knowledgeable. He is bubbly handsome and romantic. Perfect!"

"It's still very interesting, such a man can't be found even with a lantern!"

……

Gu Yating smiled sweetly, as if she had fallen into a honey jar.

"Does he have any weaknesses? Tell them and let us balance them."

"Yes, it makes us feel a little popular."

The first word that popped into Gu Yating's head was "yellow mouth and yellow heart", but she couldn't say this little privacy, she thought about it again, and said: "He has a resounding nickname called 'Tieguai Li', He turned around, will this work?"

"No, no, how many times can you walk in the square team in a lifetime? This is completely impossible."

Gu Yating thought about it again, "Then why do you want to wake up?"

"Children have the aura of getting up, which shows that their childlike innocence is still alive."

"Yes, this is cute."

"Hey, no, no, don't you say that you are innocent? How do you know he is mad at getting up?"

Gu Yating blushed, "Guess!"

"Sister, where do you guess?"

"Then we can make up the picture?"

……

Niu Benben and Li Fan went shopping in the supermarket, bought the seasonings that were in short supply and two boxes of cold beer, and then drove to the mountain park.

At this time, Li Fan had already put on a big vest and big pants. He sat on the co-pilot with his slippers on, and gnawed on the chicken feet happily. He was really hungry.

Niu Benben gave thumbs up while driving, and he was still full of praise, "Dude, you are convinced. You are an expert in picking up girls, or you are old-fashioned! Let me teach you a few tricks."

Li Fan twitched his fingers, picked up a piece of pig's ear and gnawed on it again.

"Hey! Hey!" Niu Benben patted the back of Li Fan's hand, "Preaching and teaching, tell me how you made Gu Yating mesmerized, and tell me about your experience in picking up girls."

Li Fan licked his lips, "Call out to Master."

"Master!"

"Hey, my lover. Let me tell you. The kingly way of picking up girls is to loosen and tighten, to relax, to be hot and cold, to be close and far away. In her eyes, you seem to be clear, but hazy. hazy--"

"Can you be more specific? Don't be pretentious."

Li Fan wiped his mouth and said: "Dear, let me tell you, most girls want to be spoiled, many of the words are obviously sweet words, and they also know that you are talking nonsense, but they will Love to hear, at this time we have to fool them with sweet words, so that everyone will be happy. Half of the relationship between men and women depends on the mouth."

Niu Benben curiously asked: "What about the other half, what do you rely on?"

"Rely on the kidneys!"

Niu Benben smashed the steering wheel with both hands, then nodded vigorously, "It makes sense, brilliant!"

"This 'pamper' also said that some smart girls, the more you pamper her, the more she will be unable to leave you, but there are also girls, you pamper her over and over again, and you will pamper her to the point of hallucination, and she really She just thinks she is a princess, then kicks you away and goes to find her Prince Charming, which is quite fucked up."

Niu Benben was confused, "How can you tell which girls you can't pamper?"

"It's very simple. Just see how she responds to you. If you love her 10 points and she returns 5 points to you, it means she is worthy of pampering."

"Oh, why is it still 5 points short?"

"Because some love is silent, you will automatically ignore it. For example, I prepare breakfast for you on time, and she is running around in a hurry when you leave the house."

Niu Benben nodded, "You haven't been in a relationship before. I always suspected that you had serious flaws in love. I didn't expect you to be a prostitute."

Li Fan blinked, "Then take a look!"

"If you have more experience, you can go to the TV station to give a lecture on feelings, and we have to call you Teacher Li, Expert Li."

Li Fan chuckled and said, "Let me tell you, all relationship experts are liars. I was just talking nonsense. Human emotions are complex and changeable, and no one can understand them. All gender relationship experts are liars. Sometimes we What they say makes sense, but it's all bullshit. Who doesn't understand the truth they say? But when it comes to the situation between the sexes, it's completely ineffective.

For couples or marriages, finding the other half is purely luck. If two people meet the right path, then they will be happy. "

"Makes sense!"

"Come here with your ears, I will teach you the most important one as a teacher!"

Niu Benben went to Guo and raised his ears, and asked, "What?"

"Kidney must be healthy!"

When he returned to Banshan Banjing Park, Ma Qiang had baked some, but they were either burnt or lightly roasted, and everyone was complaining.

Niu Benben walked into the crowd carrying beer, "I'll do it! I'm a professional at this!"

Ma Qiang said: "Is it really possible to be big?"

"It must be done, I have been learning art from Uncle Li's ass!"

Ma Qiang asked again suspiciously: "Li Fan, you come from a 'restaurant family', why can't you cook?"

Li Fan said confidently: "I am a professional eater!"

"You... you are a foodie, you only eat and don't work?"

Niu Benben's barbecue skills are really good, and his hands and feet are also nimble. He quickly baked a lot of finished products.

Others opened the table and set up chairs. Everyone gathered together and chatted about their love affairs. Plate after plate of barbecue was brought up, including grilled eggs, vegetable rolls, red sausage and various meat skewers, etc., which were hearty. Extremely.

Ma Qiang handed a bunch of kidneys to Li Fan and smiled: "Please use it slowly."

Niu Benben also blinked, and put two strings of leeks on Li Fan's plate, "Eat more!"

Ding Long picked up a bunch of bullwhip, swallowed, and handed it over, "I'd better give it to you!"

Li Fan looked up at Gu Yating who was busy filling carbon not far away, and whispered to everyone: "It's useless to mend, my kidney is useless!"

When everyone was laughing, Gu Yating sat next to Li Fan and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

A girl said: "You're laughing at me. When I was a freshman, I had a boyfriend. Hey, he basically fell in love with the game every day. He was such a coward that he had no time to care about me. The two of us couldn't help it. There were always quarrels, and in the end, in order to play games with peace of mind, he made a bad move and asked me to play with him and experience his life."

Gu Yating asked: "The result?"

"In the end, I successfully entered the pit, and realized, oh, this online game is really fun."

"Then you are a good match! The screw has found the cap."

"Yes, he dumped me a few days ago, saying that if he marries someone like me who has a big heart for fun, he will definitely disregard his family in the future!"

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, someone said again: "Then your boyfriend is okay, but my boyfriend is weird. They said that their family hired a fortune teller to do the math for the two of us, and said that we don't match, and that I am Kefu." , You can’t get married, it’s okay to play, play with your sister! I felt at the time, as if we bought a new eraser when we were in elementary school.”

"how to say?"

"I wipe, I wipe, I wipe! I'm so angry."

Ding Long raised his hand and said, "Sister, can you think about me, I'm not afraid of you!"

"You are not afraid?"

boom!Ding Long lifted his foot and stepped on the edge of the table. He pointed to the sneaker logo and said, "Nike!"

puff!
Everyone laughed out loud.

"Actually, I'm quite weird here. My boyfriend abandoned me because my English grades are too bad, so I can't accompany him to study abroad in the future. Isn't it a jerk? Isn't it?"

……

The women began to disparage their ex-boyfriends in various ways, including their ex-boyfriends and other boyfriends they had heard about.

"Bad men, all bad men!"

"They're all bad guys, a bunch of weirdos!"

……

Li Fan felt that as an "emotional teacher" and a new emotional expert, it was time for him to speak for the majority of male colleagues. He quietly said: "Actually, those weird reasons for breaking up may be because your boyfriend is too lazy to find an excuse to break up." , it’s just casual talk.”

In the quiet night, these words resounded through the valley:

Just say it casually!

Just say it casually! !
……

The girls were silent, and after a while they collectively broke out:
"Cut him!"

"As long as you talk too much, you talk too much!"

……

After having a picnic in Mid-Levels Park, they arranged for everyone to go to the hotel to sleep. When the two returned to the room, it was already past 1 o'clock.

They just walked into the room, Gu Yating jumped directly into the pile of presents, she said excitedly: "Hurry up, close the door, and open the presents."

The word "demolition", in addition to the more violent meanings such as "forced demolition", is quite exciting and exciting, such as unpacking express delivery, unpacking gifts, unpacking product packaging, and women's clothes!

Li Fan also felt the same about this. He picked up the fruit knife from the coffee table and said, "Get it quickly, I'm also curious."

Gu Yating slipped over two gift boxes, placed them on the table, and said, "Give me the knife!"

"I'll do it. I'll take care of this kind of physical work from now on. You can just be the free lady."

"Thank you for your kindness, no need to do it!"

The two fought back and forth, and after a while, Li Fan obtained the "right to operate" through rock-paper-scissors. Gu Yating pouted as she watched the fruit knife hit the side of the box, looking as if she had suffered a lot.

Li Fan rolled her eyes and slapped the fruit knife on the table, "Here you are!"

Gu Yating clasped her fists together, "Thank you, Young Hero, for your acceptance!"

Opening the gift box, there was a plush bear inside. Gu Yating kissed it, put it aside, and continued to open another package, which contained a set of Russian matryoshka dolls.

Li Fan got up and said, "I'll deliver the goods for you."

"No, no, I'll come by myself, you're always sitting."

Gu Yating happily walked to the window sill again, and picked up the gift boxes of Zhang Mengmeng and Niu Benben. Zhang Mengmeng's gift box was very light and weighed nothing, but Niu Benben's gift box, she lifted it, and it didn't move.

Hey?What is so heavy?

She lifted it up again, but still didn't move, "It's so heavy, Li Fan, I'll leave this to you."

Li Fan smiled and said, "You see, a woman cannot live without a man, here I come."

Walking to the gift box, Li Fan lifted it with one hand and didn't move at all!

"I'm going, what is it?" Li Fan put his hands together and moved to the coffee table with [-]% of his strength.

The two people opened it and took a look. Well, the package contained a complete set of dumbbells. There was a line of words printed on the inner carton: 30KG electroplated dumbbells.

A note was left inside: The body is the capital of revolution. Please exercise more and actively participate in the revolution!
Gu Yating frowned and said, "Brother Niu, what does this mean? What kind of revolution, whose life will it be?"

Li Fan thought in his heart: Whose life should we kill?Change your life chant!

Gu Yating continued to ask suspiciously: "What does this mean? Why are you smiling so weirdly?"

"Ah, that, what is this! You know."

Gu Yating "suddenly realized", "Oh, you guys want to play basketball again? Then you should exercise more!"

Li Fan raised his eyebrows, don't worry, he must exercise more!

Opening Zhang Mengmeng's gift box, there was a hand-painted book inside. The hand-painted book was empty without any content, but there was a note explaining that she would use the story between two people as the background to carry out artistic processing and create a For a romantic cartoon, the names of the hero and heroine have been chosen for the time being, they are called "Pengpeng" and "Tingting"!
Gu Yating was pleasantly surprised: "Mengmeng really has a heart! The heads of art students are just different, so ingenious!"

Li Fan tightened his eyebrows and shook his head: "It's a good idea, but my name..."

"What's wrong with the name? There is a saying in "Poetry · Fengfeng · Zaichi": 'I go my own way, and Pengpeng takes its wheat'. 'Pengpeng' is a good word. It is lush and vigorous. , this name is much taller, better than your name 'Li Fan'."

Li Fan looked embarrassed and said: "But, too passive!!"

"Passive?" Gu Yating stared at the name "Peng Peng" and thought for a while, then thought again, "Peng"?passive? "Peng"?Suddenly, her face was bright red, her eyes widened, her hands locked Li Fan's neck, and she threw herself down, "You are so dirty, what is your head full of? Shameless, why are you doing this? "

Li Fan hooked her waist and pulled her down, "Because I am a 'yellow' person."

"Go to hell!" Gu Yating used her hands and feet to punish this "yellow" person with a "yellow mouth" and a "yellow heart", kicking, biting, scratching, and pinching.

Li Fan resisted for a while, and finally stretched out on the sofa and said fearlessly: "Come on, just be passive, it's not impossible!"

Gu Yating straightened her body, covered her forehead and sighed, "How did I know you? Who is engaged in Chinese studies like you?"

"Mr. Qian Zhongshu, a master of Chinese studies, wrote down the titles and outlines of dozens of English Jin books; Mr. Jia took up the pen to write "Abandoned Capital", and his manuscript was edited and abridged several times before it was published. Junichi Watanabe and Haruki Murakami Of the works, which one does not have a little 'yellow'? Am I wrong?"

"You, go, go, go back to your room."

Li Fan shook his head, stretched out his finger and hooked it, "Come on, come here!"

"You go back to your room!"

"I don't!" Li Fan remembered what Niu Benben had told him just now: one effort, then decline, and three exhaustion.

Besides, the ostentation is so big tonight, so we can't work in vain!Moreover, I have eaten a lot of kidneys and so on, and it is time to personally prove whether the saying of "supplementing the shape with the shape" in traditional Chinese medicine is reliable.

In order to objectively understand the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, we must not retreat!

(End of this chapter)