The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 267 Sweeping Major Bookstores
After some shameless talk, Li Fan finally knocked on the door and curled up on the sofa to hang out all night.

The next morning, Li Fan's alarm came as scheduled. Instead of staying in bed as usual, he rolled over and struggled for a while, then sat up quickly, rubbed his face, and said: " Gu Yating, get up, wash up and eat, let’s go to the bookstore!”

Gu Yating didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night. It is estimated that she was really disturbed and couldn't fall asleep for a long time after being in the same room with wolves.She rubbed her eyes and asked, "Bookstore?"

"Well, go and recharge! Make up for what is missing!"

"Let's hug Buddha's feet temporarily, can we do it?"

"Do you have a better way?"

"No! Well, I'll listen to you!"

After washing up and having breakfast, the two of them were fully armed, wearing hats, masks and dark sunglasses, and after changing into looser sportswear, they went to a nearby bookstore together.

When they came to a bookshelf, the two of them picked one for the other. After a while, they each walked into the coffee shop in the bookstore with five or six books in their arms.After being seated, they ordered two cups of coffee, and they read while drinking coffee.

Swish swish swish!
Li Fan turned the pages of the book faster than turning his face. The pages rustled at his fingertips. On each page, Li Fan glanced from top to bottom, and the content of the page was poured into his brain.

Li Fan's ability to absorb information is not at the level of human beings. He has an amazing record of reading the entire "Huaguo Dictionary" in 18 hours, let alone this kind of life encyclopedia book, and this kind of book is a typical one. There are many big words and pictures, but little useful information, and Li Fan took a few of them into his heart as soon as he glanced at them.

But one thing needs to be noted, Li Fan's head is still a human brain, not a computer.His information intake ability is based on reading analysis. If you glance at it blindly, it is likely that there will be no memory effect.

Li Fan's memory ability is different from technological products such as computers, and it is not completely consistent with hyperamnesia. It is completely unique.

Gu Yating was very focused. She wore earphones, lowered her head and carefully flipped through the pages. She didn't have time to pay attention to the handsome guy opposite. Besides, she finally discovered Li Fan's true face last night, and she was mistaken. , this guy is not a yellow talker, he is absolutely yellow everywhere!
An hour later, Gu Yating read the general for a little while. She was a little tired, so she closed the book and stretched, but she saw Li Fan sitting opposite, sipping coffee happily.

She said: "You are quite leisurely, the decisive battle will be tomorrow night!"

"Combine work and rest!" Li Fan said, put down his coffee cup lightly, smiled faintly, then picked up the five books on the table, turned and left.

"Why are you going?"

"Replace another 5 copies, read it!"

"What... what?"

This matter was completely beyond Gu Yating's understanding. She read five books in one hour. She felt that this was very unscientific and unreasonable.How many seconds does it take you to turn a page?Are your eyes like stenographs that can be scanned?

But she had seen too many amazing things that happened to Li Fan, so she hid her surprise, pretended to be okay, and continued to read with her head down.

When Li Fan returned to his seat with five books, Gu Yating got up and walked out of the coffee shop.

When she came to the bookshelf, she bent down and looked for it. In her memory, Li Fan seemed to have taken a copy of "Kitchen Tips" first. She quickly found this book and pulled it out from the shelf. , returned to the coffee shop, and sat opposite Li Fan.

Li Fan was concentrating on browsing quickly with his head down, and the pages of the book were flipping on the tip of his right finger. This posture seemed so different and strange.

Of course, when you see it for the first time, you will definitely not have any doubts, but after turning around like this for an hour, Li Fan has successfully attracted the attention of the shop assistant at this time.

Gu Yating tapped on the table lightly and whispered, "Li Fan!"

Li Fan raised his head and asked doubtfully, "Why?"

"Test you, how do we keep ourselves from crying when we chop onions?"

"Easy! Put it in the freezer for 15 minutes, then cut it with a knife and it will be fine!"

Gu Yating smiled and said, "Hey, no, the correct answer is, rinse the kitchen knife with water before cutting the onions. Do not wipe the water dry. Oh, it turns out you are pretending to scare people!"

After Gu Yating said this, she didn't believe it herself. After all, Li Fan had no reason to pose to scare people, and it didn't make sense!So what exactly is Li Fan doing?
At this time, Li Fan frowned, "That's not right, the book clearly says to put it in the freezer for 15 minutes!"

Snapped!
Gu Yating put the book on the table, pushed it forward, and said, "Look for yourself!"

Li Fan picked it up and took a look. Sure enough, that was indeed what was written in the book. However, he closed the book and pushed it towards Gu Yating casually, saying indifferently: "I didn't read this book, this may be another solution. !"

"Haha, what a shame!"

"What are you kidding, go and see if there are books with the same name but different publishing houses on the bookshelf. I read the one published by Xiaoyu Publishing House, but yours is from Renmin University Publishing House."

Gu Yating had no intention of continuing to expose Li Fan's "lies", so she ignored it, lowered her head and continued to read the book seriously.

Half an hour later, she got up, went down the next floor, and ran to the bathroom.On the way back, she happened to see a group of people from Chenhua University wandering around in the library. She walked to the nearby bookshelf and listened. Well, these people were whispering about the two of them.

"Li Fan and Gu Yating are so funny. I never expected that they know nothing about common sense in life!"

"This is a typical study of dead books. Think about it. If you are so good at Chinese studies at a young age, you must just study. You can't do anything like grocery shopping, washing dishes and clothes. I guess socks and underwear are parents. Give it a wash."

"Do you think they will be like the newlywed couple of Dr. Er in the news report, after more than a month of marriage, they have done nothing but hold hands and kiss each other?"

"The funniest thing is that when people asked why they didn't do some mechanical exercises, they actually said that it wasn't shown on TV! The news is so funny."

Everyone laughed secretly.

"We just need to grasp their weaknesses and hold on!"

"Well, it's time for us to trample Beijing University under our feet."

"Press the two of them on the ground and rub, rub and rub!"

There was another quiet but very cheerful laughter from several people.

……

Gu Yating rolled her eyes, one bragging better than the other, hum!

Going upstairs quickly, she rummaged through the bookshelves with great fighting spirit, determined to spend two days reading all the books that should be read here, and then she must teach Chen Hua to be a new man!
Pulling out a few more books from the shelf, she suddenly saw a familiar name—"Kitchen Tips", and the cover of this book was similar to the one she took before but not the same, and she looked at the publishing house again. , it is the Xiaoyu Publishing House mentioned by Li Fan!
Huh?Is it really as Li Fan said?
Gu Yating rummaged through, but couldn't find a solution for cutting onions that made people cry.

After putting away a few books, Gu Yating returned to the cafe. She whispered to Li Fan: "Hey, Li Fan, there are really two books of "Kitchen Tips"!"

Li Fan didn't raise his head, but just gave a soft "hmm" and continued to read.

"But I didn't see the directory related to onions either?"

Li Fan said casually: "It's not in the catalog. There is this trick in the tips in the lower right corner of page 117!"

Anyone who heard this sentence would stagger in fright, and Gu Yating was no exception.

After a moment of astonishment, she quickly turned to page 117 and saw that there was indeed a tip in the lower right corner, with such a short line written on it: If you want to prevent your eyes from crying when cutting onions, you can first Freeze the onions in the freezer for 15 minutes…

For a moment, Gu Yating was stunned and began to doubt her life. She could not convince herself to believe it all for a long time.

In front of her, Li Fan was still very attentively browsing with his head lowered. Behind his big dark sunglasses, his eyes were calm.

Shaking her head suddenly, Gu Yating casually flipped through it and said, "Li Fan, what is written in the tips on page 78?"

Li Fan raised his head, looked at her suspiciously, and said, "Are you sick?" After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and continued to read books.

Gu Yating shook his arm and said, "Tell me quickly, I want to know how amazing you are!"

Li Fan frowned and blocked Gu Yating's arm, "Go and read in peace!"

"Tell me!"

"I'm too lazy to bother you, don't bother me!"

Seeing that Li Fan was unmoved, Gu Yating had no choice but to seduce her, "I'll dance for you, at night!"

"Go away, you liar. Zhang Wuji's mother taught me well that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive! You are a great liar!"

Gu Yating smiled and decided to use her trump card, she said: "Teacher's Day is coming soon!"

Snapped!
After closing the book, Li Fan looked up with a smile on his face. Faced with the distress of celebrating various festivals for his girlfriend, he decisively chose to give in. "The tip on page 78 is the solution to slow toilet filling... "

Gu Yating flipped through it again, "Page 48, what chapter?"

"Ten groups of food that counteract each other."

Gu Yating decided to increase the difficulty, she said: "On page 96, what is the content of the tenth line?"

"Let me think about it!" Li Fan rubbed his temples, frowned, and said, "Usually, we buy a lot of food with packaging bags, but once we cut the mouth of the bag, we have to take a bag." Cans or bags and refills..."

"Wow! Wow!!" Gu Yating kept shaking her head in admiration, she couldn't believe it, those dark and transparent eyes were full of adoring little stars, but this is not scientific?

At this moment, Gu Yating officially erased Li Fan from the human zone, and then drew another zone in her heart: unknown alien organisms.

She underestimated Li Fan again, moreover, it was a huge underestimation!
chap!
A stack of books was pushed to Li Fan's hand, and Gu Yating said excitedly: "All these books will be digested by you. Chen Hua and the others said that we are both dead-readers, and they also said that we are going to rub us on the ground. Can we just feel proud?" It's up to you kid!"

"Press the ground and rub?"

"Well, I just heard them bragging downstairs, saying that we could compete with the doctorate couple in the news."

Li Fan patted his chest and said, "You can rest assured, my knowledge is quite rich!"

Gu Yating frowned and said, "Knowledge? Rich?"

"Uh... theoretical knowledge!"

"Go to hell!" Gu Yating said, got up and left the cafe quickly.

There were more and more books on Li Fan's desk. Like a porter, Gu Yating kept wandering between the cafe and various bookshelves, picked out a book, and pressed it on the coffee table.

After running three or four times, Gu Yating sat down, propped her chin and quietly looked at the busy Li Fan.

When the coffee in the cup was gone, Gu Yating quickly asked the waiter for a refill. After finishing a book, she quickly returned it to the bookshelf, then sat back in her seat, reading and looking at people, shaking her head from time to time, and her heart kept coming. The same idiom comes out: I saw a ghost!

At noon, Li Fan closed the book, pushed it to the right, then reached out and touched the left side, but it was empty.

"You have already read all the life-related books in this bookstore!"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment, "Really?"

"Well, you are so handsome! I just realized that you are really handsome!"

Li Fan frowned, then pulled Gu Yating up and said, "Let's go, change to a bookstore!"

The two left in a hurry, leaving only the clerk with a suspicious look on his face. She was a little confused, and really didn't understand what this young man was doing sitting there all morning!They whispered mysteriously, but they covered themselves like rice dumplings on a hot day. Could it be that they were members of some illegal organization?

Well, it's from the Asian Abnormal Human Research Center!

The first bookstore is the largest bookstore in Nanjing City, and the books are also the most complete, but it is impossible to cover everything.

After Li Fan and Gu Yating visited another bookstore, they felt that reading books like this was a waste of time.After all, the small bookstores in Nanjing City are not counted. There are only a dozen different bookstores, such as Xinhua Bookstore, United Bookstore, Pioneer Bookstore, Phoenix Bookstore, etc. Just walking through these bookstores can smooth the soles of your shoes, too. What a waste of time.

In the end, Li Fan and Gu Yating went straight back to the hotel and asked the program team to help them choose books from major bookstores.

Xiaohua, an intern in the column team, received this "important task". He thought it was a leisurely job, but he didn't expect that he almost broke his leg in the past two days.

"Xiaohua, according to Li Fan's request, go to the bookstore for a run."

"Okay, Brother Long!"

Xiaohua received a list of books that Li Fan had read on his mobile phone. According to Li Fan's request, he took a taxi directly to United Bookstore and selected 3 life information books that Li Fan had not yet read. Rush to the hotel.

"Hello, Li Fan, this is the book you want."

"thank you!"

……

Only an hour after leaving the hotel, Li Fan called again, "Brother Hua, where are the books?"

"What? Don't give it to you?"

"Not enough to read, the more the better, as long as I haven't read it, I want books about life information in major bookstores! Please trouble Brother Hua!"

"But... okay!"

Xiaohua is a real person, and he doesn't know how to steal or play tricks, so he stepped on all the top ten bookstores in various districts of Nanjing City, and all kinds of books were sent back to the hotel immediately until 9 p.m. At one o'clock, when all the bookstores closed, he stopped his tired pace.

From 9:7 p.m. to 29:29 p.m., a total of [-] hours, he thoroughly visited the big bookstores in the city.He opened the book and took a look. He bought a total of [-] books. [-] books. Can Li Fan finish it?Why buy so many books?

But it has nothing to do with me, just do my job well.

Knocking on Li Fan's door again, I saw a stack of books neatly stacked on the desk, and Li Fan was sitting on the sofa watching TV while eating melon seeds.

Co-author, you haven't read much?
Li Fan turned around and smiled: "Xiaohua, thank you for your hard work today. Are there other similar books on the market?"

"I think there are more!" Xiaohua told the truth. He is a conscientious person and will not beat around the bush. If it were anyone else, he might just say something like "catch them all in one go". After all, Nanjing City is famous for its four major furnaces. Under the scorching sun, a white-collar worker broke his leg while running outside. How could it be as comfortable as blowing on the air conditioner in the office?

"Then trouble Brother Hua to help you find it tomorrow, thank you."

"You are polite, the responsibility is, the job!"

Just as Xiaohua was about to close the door and leave, Li Fan suddenly asked, "Brother Hua, what's your real name?"

"Hua Hua!"

After Huahua left, Li Fan flipped through the two newly delivered books again, and the speed was even faster, but he threw the books aside in less than 20 minutes, sighed in disappointment, and said: "These two books All the content in the book has been mentioned in the previous book. The homogenization is too serious, and they copy each other. Tomorrow, I have to expand the scope of reading and ask Xiaohua to help buy a few books on recipes, decoration and the like. "

Gu Yating quietly looked at him on the sofa, and thought: He is so handsome!

Until the middle of the night when the light was turned on to go to the bathroom, Gu Yating deliberately squatted in front of the sofa, carefully looked at his peaceful face for a moment, then got up and went back to the bed, and fell asleep peacefully.

……

The news that Li Fan bought 29 books in one afternoon spread in the column group office, but everyone only knew Li Fan's determination to make up for his shortcomings by buying books like crazy, but in terms of the results that these 29 books can produce , everyone is generally very rational and realistic about this.

"The young man is very motivated, but two days is too short. Common sense of life involves all aspects, and it cannot be made up in two days."

"29 books! This kid, he doesn't understand a truth, he can't chew as much as he can, and buying two or three books is enough to eat for two days!"

"He has a good memory, he has a photographic memory."

"Having a good memory and remembering quickly are two different concepts. Do you still believe that he can memorize the contents of 29 books in two days?"

"29 books, that is, an average of one hour to remember the content of two books, this is absolutely impossible!"

……

They were wrong. First of all, Li Fan can digest about 5 books in an hour because these books have more words and pictures but less content!Secondly, it is not to digest 29 books in a whole day, but in 2 hours from 9 pm to 7 pm.Moreover, he still has enough time to eat melon seeds and eat fruits.

After all, this kind of book is just a simple popular science type, and he only needs to record it in his brain.Unlike classics or philosophical masterpieces that require repeated chewing and thinking, this kind of life information books only need to be instilled directly.

Moreover, Li Fan did not buy 29 books.The next day, Huahua, who was running around in various bookstores in Nanjing, sent 48 books to Li Fan in batches again!

"I Love My Home", "108 Famous Dishes", "Renovation Things" and so on, books of various types of life have filled Li Fan's desk. He reads at his desk, while Gu Yating serves tea and water , and shook her head from time to time, she couldn't figure it out no matter how hard she thought, is it so amazing?

The clock on the wall ticked rhythmically, and the room was quiet. It was the calm before the storm.

Gu Yating felt that something incredible might happen to everyone at night.

She walked out of the guest room, took out her mobile phone, and called the producer of the column team.

"Hello, brother Cheng, when we go to the radio and television to record later, you can send someone to move the books we bought there."

On the other end of the phone, "Do you still want to take a look?"

"No, no, I guess you may want to see it then!"

……

Li Fan's voice yelled in the room: "Gu Yating, pour tea, it's smooth!"

"Come on!"

Gu Yating put down the phone, okay, I'll wait for you for a while, who told you to be the boss now!

(End of this chapter)