The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 256

At this moment, if there is any word to describe the mood of the people who are listening to the campus radio, I am afraid that there is no more appropriate word except for the vulgar "shock".

Countless people have given their own second couplets for hundreds of years, but they are not subtle and accurate enough. Chenhua University According to the hostess of the radio station, it is "flawed"!
There are indeed quite a few flawed couplets, for example:

Looking for Jinshi, meeting myopia, being Jinshi in myopia, all myopia;

Take a short chair, hang the satin clothes on it, smash the satin clothes with the short chair, and break the short chair;

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However, there is not a pair of impeccable couplets!

This famous solitary couplet has baffled the solitary couplets of countless writers such as Su Shi and Zhu Xi. In the midst of such a flash, it was conquered by a student, and it was perfectly conquered. How can it not be shocking? Not to surprise people, not to make people overwhelmed?
Vice President Feng Zheng was very impressed.

"Wonderful! This kid... is a genius! What a genius!"

Xiaoxiao, a lesbian, also slapped the table, "I have been looking at Jiuwan for a long time, 'West Lake' versus 'Jiuwan', the lake versus the valley, rigorous and neat, beautiful!"

Dean Cui of the Faculty of Liberal Arts wandered around the office excitedly. He chanted repeatedly and then nodded heavily, "Yes! Good! Good!"

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The second couplet that Li Fan is right, in his previous life, it was not until 1986 that Zhao Yanhua gave this wonderful second couplet.In this second couplet, Li Fan slightly changed the name of the place to Jiuwan Valley in Huaguo, after all, it must conform to the characteristics of this time and space.

When this couplet was born from Li Fan's mouth, it directly shocked the live broadcast room of Chenhua University's radio station. Chenhua and other students couldn't sit still. Everyone was shocked, and their eyes flickered with incredible gaze .

"It's impossible!"

"Hundreds of years, he solved it with one mouth?"

"Is this mouth open?"

"I don't believe I don't believe it!"

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Whether they believe it or not, anyway, it's time for Beijing University to give Chen Hua three consecutive Shanghai Leagues.

Xiaoya turned her head and said, "Which one of us will come out first?"

Swish!
The eyes of more than 10 seniors all focused on Li Fan. After all, the second line just now conquered and frightened everyone.

In fact, it’s not just a simple couplet, there are also 18 couplets before, new textual research, and national idols!

In fact, Xiaoya also intended for Li Fan to publish a couplet, so she asked excitedly, "Li Fan, are you ready?"

"I was arrested by Sister Yaya temporarily, and I was really unprepared."

"Ah, then—" Xiaoya originally wanted to say forget it, and let the other seniors read the prepared couplets to Chen Hua, but Li Fan cut her off, and in the next scene, she felt She's damned again.

"Then let me think of one now." After Li Fan said this, he frowned and thought about it.

Everyone was surprised again, now think?It is easy to connect the upper and lower couplets, but it is more difficult to directly write the upper couplets. We all write down the upper couplets that we have worked so hard to write down in our notebooks, but you want to think about it now?Moreover, this link is the deciding game.

Yu Guanqiu immediately opened his notebook, intending to show Xiaoya the wonderful couplets for preparing for a holiday, but he just stood up and took a step forward, but sat back in his seat again and lowered his head in frustration.

Xiaoya asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Yu Guanqiu slapped himself hard in his heart, and reminded himself again not to treat Li Fan as a mortal anymore, any mortal who can shake his lips will give away the hundreds of years of loneliness conquered?Now that all the famous couplets have been conquered, it is entirely possible to produce an exquisite Shanglian on the spot.This guy is not a normal person, make sure again, he is not a normal person! !

"Yes, what do you all think of this?" Li Fan looked at everyone and said, "Ms. Qiao is naturally delicate, and she really hates rouge and plastic faces!"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then they all exclaimed that this is a wonderful Shanghai couplet.But when Li Fan listed the restrictive conditions, everyone's astonishment rose to another level, and they immediately exclaimed that this is too difficult! !

Li Fan's request for the second couplet is: because Qiao Nu refers to Xiao Qiao, the second couplet should be written in Zhou Yu's tone.

There is an allusion to this couplet in the previous life: Mr. Xue Juexian, a Cantonese opera performer, rehearsed "Miss Qiao's Three Qi Zhouyu" in [-], and wanted to use a couplet in the play, so he used "Xue Juexian" in newspapers and periodicals. "Requisition" as the title, published the revelation to open the solicitation.The upper couplet issued by the theater troupe is: [Jiao Nu is naturally charming, but she hates rouge and glue on her face].

The subtleties of this couplet are firstly the split word couplet, Qiao + Nu = Jiao, and secondly, the five characters "rouge glue Xiaolian" are all the same radical.

Xiaoya directly pulled the microphone, her voice very excited: "Your school! Attention your friend! Listen up! Our upper line is [Qiao girl is naturally charming, deeply hates rouge and plastic face]..."

When they heard this Shanglian, the entire live broadcast room of Chenhua University fell silent, and then everyone lowered their heads one after another, picked up pens and paper, and began to conceive silently there.

After a while, someone handed the second couplet to the host, and the host read: "You school, [boy is a good-looking nephew, love poetry commentary] How about this second couplet?"

Xiaoya's voice came over through the radio waves: "It's not possible at all!"

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Host: "Your school, how about [Master staying here for a while, why don't you dislike pickling with vinegar and alcohol]?"

Xiaoya: "There are flaws!"

Well, Xiaoya has also become a flawed host this time.

Just when everyone was at a loss, the door of the live broadcast room was quietly opened, and Professor Zhou from the School of Liberal Arts of Chenhua University walked into the live broadcast room.

Everyone got up, and just about to say hello, Professor Zhou raised his finger: "Shhh!"

Professor Zhou walked up to the host, opened the notebook in his hand and handed it to her, and whispered, "Look at me!"

Seeing that Professor Zhou had appeared, all the students suddenly felt that they had a backer. Although they could win the opponent, it was a bit dishonorable. Let's explain the situation to the opposite Beijing University before the show ends.

Look, these students from Chenhua University are quite strong.However, who told you that you will definitely win?

The host glanced at it, and said happily: "Your school, [Although people's words are credible, but prevent the Wei River from dyeing the Jing River] it's okay, right?"

Xiaoya's voice: "There are flaws!"

Li Fan's voice: "Reminder to the school, the second couplet must come from Zhou Yu's mouth, and it can be called a good match if it matches Zhou Yu's identity characteristics. Please pay attention to the rules."

The host thought: This is not from Zhou Yu, this is from Professor Zhou!

Professor Zhou was a little embarrassed. He had just had an idea of ​​this beautiful second line. He thought about coming over to meet Li Fan across from him, but he didn't expect that he had a flaw.

After finding a seat, Professor Zhou sat down. He and his classmates formed a row, lowered their heads and frowned, thinking about the second couplet.

Xiaoya's voice kept lingering in the live broadcast room, making everyone feel uneasy:
"Give the last 3 minutes to the friend school!"

"It's still 15 seconds away!"

"What, give you a few more minutes? Okay, the last 2 minutes!"

"10! 9! 8... Time is up, next couplet!"

Seven or eight students in the live broadcast room were wailing, it's so difficult!
Teacher Zhou got up, took a long breath, then took out his mobile phone and walked out of the live broadcast room silently.

At this time, in the live broadcast room of Beijing University, Yu Guanqiu and others also put down their pens and papers, and stared at Li Fan's back in a daze. They also failed, and no one could give a second line that met Li Fan's requirements.

This pair of Shanglian is really embarrassing to live in two prestigious schools across the street!
Xiaoya said: "Li Fan, give them another Shanglian!"

Li Fan turned around and said, "I'm not prepared either, why don't all the seniors come this time?"

Everyone shook their heads and said in unison: "No, you come!!"

"Okay, let me think about it again!"

What Li Fan was thinking about was not how to conceive the Shanglian, but repeatedly calculating which bomb should be thrown from the memory bank.

After a while, Li Fan said: "Yes, [Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Wangjianglou downstairs Wangjiangliu, Jianglou eternal, Jiangliu eternal]!"

As soon as Li Fan finished speaking, Xiaoya turned up the volume and said, "Your school, our second couplet is: Wangjiangliu, Wangjiangliu, Wangjiangliu, Wangjiangliu, huh? Seems wrong!"

Li Fan chuckled, and said: "Your school, listen up, [Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiangliu, Wangjianglou Wangjiangliu, Jianglou Eternal, Jiangliu Eternal]!"

There is an allusion to this ingenious couplet. It is said that it came from a Jiangnan talent in the Qing Dynasty. He went up to the Wangjiang Tower one day and saw the beautiful scenery along the river. He wrote the first couplet on a whim. In the mood of the couplet.But he couldn't write the second couplet to his liking, so he had to regret writing the first couplet on Wangjiang Tower.

There is no doubt that everyone is confused again!

Moreover, in the live broadcast room of Chenhua University, more and more people were confused.

Professor Zhou called two colleagues, Teacher Cheng and Teacher Xia.All the people in the group frowned, wrote and ticked in the notebook, ticked and wrote again!
……

"Listen to the bell pavilion, listen to the bell ringing, listen to the bell ringing in the bell pavilion, the bell pavilion has a hundred years, and the bell rings for a hundred years."

"have flaws!"

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"Wen Mo Fang, Wen Mo Fang, Mo Fang in Wen Mo Fang, Mo Fang Wannian, Mo Fang Wannian."

"have flaws!"

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"The friendship school time is up, we are going to publish the last couplet!"

Professor Zhou, Teacher Cheng, and Teacher Xia, together with seven or eight students, looked at each other in blank dismay when they heard the words, and they were extremely ashamed. The teacher led a group of ghosts who were no better than Li Fan, hey, ashamed!

The voice came out again in the airwaves: "Our third online link is [Yan Suo Pond Willow], please answer from the school!"

Professor Zhou said: "Students, it's the last question, we have to get one right anyway, right? Don't let Li Fan shave us bald!"

"Professor Zhou, just watch!"

Everyone quickly conceived, and the notebook was rustling, but then everyone suddenly discovered that this seems to be more difficult!
Professor Zhou was dumbfounded, Teacher Cheng was dumbfounded, Teacher Xia had no clue, and all the students were blind to each other.

Then, sweet voices came from the radio waves.

"have flaws!"

"have flaws!"

"have flaws!"

……

Someone just gave up, he teased the host and said, "Huang Ling, she took your catchphrase!"

"Go to hell!"

This couplet [Yan Suo Pond Willow] is known as the absolute of the historical level, and it comes from Chen Zisheng's "Zhongzhou Thatched Cottage Collection".

There is also an allusion that during an examination during the Qianlong period, two candidates stood out and were indistinguishable.Qianlong then tried this couplet. One person turned around and left on the spot, while the other one thought about it for a long time and left in anger.Qianlong then designated the first person to go first.

When the ministers asked why, Qianlong said: "My couplet is absolute, and those who can judge it at first sight must be highly talented."

This kind of bullying historical-level couplet directly extinguished the arrogance of Chenhua University's couplet masters, and everyone could only gradually become discouraged in hard thinking.

Xiaoya looked at the tall and handsome Li Fan next to her, and suddenly felt that Li Fan's whole body was shining with golden light, what a god!

She withdrew her adoring gaze and said, "Your school, your time has come. The three upper couplets have fallen into the sand, and our show for this episode is over. How about we see you next time?"

"Give us another 5 minutes, let's think about the last couplet."

Hearing this, Li Fan took off his earphones and raised three fingers to Xiaoya.

Xiaoya said, "I'll give you another 3 minutes!"

Li Fan shook his head: "God!"

Xiaoya was stunned, "Huh? Then I'll give you three days to come up with the answer and contact us at any time."

Li Fan said again: "If there are two good pairs among the three, we will lose!"

Xiaoya shuddered in fright. Is this awesomeness exaggerated?She said: "Friendly school, Li Fan said that as long as your school can make two of these wonderful pairs within three days, our Peking University will be defeated!"

In the airwaves, Chenhua University proudly said: "It doesn't take three days, one day is enough, I will send a link to your school at this time tomorrow!"

Xiaoya: "Okay, see you again from our friends school! This episode of "Couplet Friends" ends here. Thank you to the guests present today, Yu Guanqiu, the president of the Poetry Society, Feng Xiaotian, the president of the Couplet Association...and, today's Special guest, Li Fan! Applause to Li Fan!"

Whoa!
There was warm applause in the live broadcast room, and Li Fan waved to everyone with a smile.

"See you in the next issue of "Couple Friends"!"

There will be no next issue of "Friends of Couplets", because Chenhua will never discuss couplets with Peking University after this battle, so "Friends of Couplets" has to be renamed "Couple Touches in School", and it will only be launched among students of the school.

Putting down the headset and turning off the machine, Xiaoya took Li Fan's hand and jumped with excitement. She wished she could kiss Li Fan, "You are so awesome! Junior brother, you are so awesome!"

Snapped!
Lu Yaya patted Xiaoya's hand and said, "Hey, this famous flower has an owner, don't touch her."

"Isn't this an emotional exchange?"

Yu Guanqiu said: "Hehe, emotional communication is a heart-to-heart collision, not a hand-to-hand communication. You shouldn't shake hands, you should have a heart-to-heart exchange."

"That's right," Xiaoya said, opening her arms, "Come on, Li Fan, give me a hug!"

Lu Yaya pulled Xiaoya and said, "Stop making trouble! Let's go out to dinner. I'll treat you to celebrate Li Fan's victory over Chenhua University on behalf of our Beijing University."

Li Fan scratched his head and said, "Do I still have to go to military training?"

Yu Guanqiu said: "Hey, what's the point of military training, let's go, senior brother will guide you in a chic way, and senior brother will settle the matter of military training for you. It's okay if you don't participate in it in the future!"

Li Fan was escorted away by his senior brothers and sisters, and went to a restaurant near the school for a meal. Today, this fire-fighting hero was truly worshiped by everyone.

And these three upper couplets quickly fermented on the Internet.

Celebrities have a characteristic, that is, they can be on the news every time they sneeze, and Li Fan is no exception.

The three couplets that Li Fan sent to Chenhua were spread on the Internet at an extremely fast speed, and then the entire Huaguo netizens became restless. What kind of monster is this damn?It is much more difficult to guess idioms from radicals caused by Li Fan two years ago!
"Extraordinary, Shuai Li is bullying again!"

"A few days ago, you bullied the freshmen of our school, and this time you bullied the enemy school, Chenhua University, you... you are doing well!"

"Li Fan, I hate handsome and talented people like you the most, and what's more, you're so fucking talented!"

"I was once again conquered by Shuai Li!"

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Towards evening, the famous writer Mo Yu posted a Weibo post: Li Fan's three couplets are an absolute classic. They cannot be mastered by a quick effort, or they may be carefully thought out, or acquired accidentally. It’s not easy!
Immediately afterwards, Dean Cui also posted a Weibo: Let me talk about the difficulty of the couplet "Smoke Lock Pond Willow".Structurally, the five characters in this couplet each use five elements as radicals, which is structurally difficult; but in terms of artistic conception, the simple five characters depict a quiet pond surrounded by green willows and shrouded in smoke... ...So, it is not easy to come up with an excellent second line.

Xiaoxiao's Weibo is very simple. She reposted Dean Cui's Weibo and only commented with a "crying" emoji.

Yijianmei posted on Weibo, two words: Headache!
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In addition to the fact that many scholars were blown out of their heads by these three couplets, Beijing University's official Weibo account also posted on Weibo.

The microblog is very simple. It first lists Li Fan's three couplets:

Smoke Lock Pond Willow;
Qiao Nu is naturally delicate, and she hates rouge and glue on her face;
Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower Wangjiang Flow, Jianglou Eternal, River Flow Eternal;
Then, I commented on three words: Wonderful!wonderful!wonderful!
What never expected the majority of netizens was that Chenhua University's official Weibo also reposted this Weibo, commenting only three words: Difficult!Disaster!Disaster!
Miaomiaomiao!Difficult Difficult Difficult!The coming and going of two famous schools is also a joke.

That night.

Dean Cui was wearing reading glasses, lying on his desk in the study, thinking hard, and sighing!

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Professor Zhou of Chenhua University was lying on the bed, holding a notebook in his hands, at a loss.

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The president of Chenhua University was standing in front of the window of the living room, looking in the direction of Beijing University in a daze, and continued to be in a daze.That night, the huge regret of missing out on his genius tormented him again.

If I had known now, I should have gotten Li Fan to Chenhua University at all costs. This kid has only been in college for a few days, and his specialties in other fields have already been revealed, and the specialties are very long!It's so awesome now, what will happen in the future?I don't even dare to think about this kid's future achievements.

Well, it wasn't that they didn't work hard at the beginning, but that the coin was too weird.

(End of this chapter)