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Chapter 248 Li Fan's Miracle Performance

"What is an infinite couplet?"

The voice of a middle-aged and elderly person suddenly sounded on the military training ground, and everyone turned their heads. It turned out that Feng Zheng, the vice president of Peking University, came to inspect, and he was accompanied by Xiaoxiao and others. Their main purpose was to supervise the elite class. The students are in military training.

Li Fan explained to Vice President Feng Zheng: "Hello, principal, one person will make one upper couplet, and the other person will make a number of lower couplets. Under the premise of ensuring that the requirements are met, the one with the most correct sentences will win."

Feng Zheng frowned, and said: "No, no, the finer points of the couplets are not too many, you should go to the couplets regularly first, don't ask for the quantity, I'll see everyone's level."

Now that the vice principal had spoken, Li Fan and Lin Xiaofeng had no choice but to nod in agreement.

Xiaoxiao waved her hand, "Go ahead."

This time it was the turn of the boys from the 8th company to come out, and it was time for the performance of the row of elite class students who were punished for their uneven standing at the front of the team.

Ma Qiang stepped forward and smiled at the girls on the opposite side. He said: "I can't bear the dowry, watching the wind and frost pressing down on my temples, youth becomes the past in an instant."

He had just finished speaking, but he heard a slender girl on the other side shouting loudly: "I never regretted it, Cheng Yuxue has a warm heart, and eternal fruits will bear fruit in the future!"

Ma Qiang clicked his lips, thinking that he is indeed a freshman of the Faculty of Arts, his reaction is really quick, and he is right, he said again: "In Taohuawu, there are swallows with rocky heads, autumn water and autumn fragrance, and the same autumn heart embraces the moon! "

Lin Xiaofeng said: "Beside the Liuye River, outside Furong Pu, the chrysanthemum wind spreads the chrysanthemum rhyme, a few glasses of chrysanthemum wine will make you feel more comfortable!

Are we here?Our first couplet is: Autumn leaves move the heart of spring, the shy and bright red maple wants to marry! "

Ding Long pondered for a while, and then directly replied: "Shuangfeng generates compassion, lightness, elegance and joy are the matchmaker!"

A girl got up and said: "Invite the moon to listen to Feng, Mo Yanqiu is lonely, and the slow tune of Feng's music is Zen-like!"

A boy replied: "Looking at the chrysanthemum by leaning on the fence, how can you smile and show harmony, and make chrysanthemum tea frequently to open your eyes!"

……

You come and go between the two camps, and no one will accept the other. After all, can you get into Beijing University if you have nothing in your stomach?In particular, there are 30 treasure-level students in the elite class.

Feng Zheng put his hands behind his back and smiled with satisfaction. He pointed to the 16th company and said, "Who is that very thin and articulate girl?"

Xiaoxiao said: "Our Peking University champion of this year's "Boya Cup" is Lin Xiaofeng, and the one next to me is Gu Yating, the runner-up."

Feng Zheng said with a smile: "I know the girl next to me, the girl who is good with Li Fan, I just transferred to Beijing University, so I'm not familiar with it yet, but how can Li Fan and Gu Yating not know each other?"

The two camps saw each other repeatedly, quickly attracting the attention of other companies on the playground. Some courageous students in the resting company even sneaked over to join in the fun.

The difficulty of the couplets also gradually escalated, especially when Lin Xiaofeng threw out a first couplet, the boy did not give a beautiful second couplet for a while.

This upper couplet is: The girl is looking for a bosom friend, but she is not satisfied, so she cleverly uses the wonderful bamboo to convey her message.

The subtlety of this couplet is: girl + girl = wonderful; sound + heart = meaning.Miaozhu is a bamboo musical instrument.

After a moment of silence, a boy shouted: "The melon field sings the white water, it's hard to find water, go to the field and stay to listen to the spring!"

Lin Xiaofeng shook her head: "General!"

The boy was unconvinced and said: "Why is it mediocre, melon + field = 畖; white + water = spring. '畖别' is an ancient place name, perfect!"

Lin Xiaofeng shook her head again: "No mood, no good!"

Another boy said: "The mountain people are like rotten trees, they are ashamed to speak, and they are often in a daze when they have a crush on the fairy girl!"

"not good!"

……

After four or five consecutive denials, the boys quit:

"We are all on the right track, so why not pass the test?"

"We strongly demand to find a referee, you women's dictatorship!"

"Why do you decide whether our sentences are good or bad? If we match each other, we will succeed!"

……

The girls camp shouted in unison: "Because we are girls!!!"

Well, the boys are speechless.

The girl shouted again: "

Time is precious!
To be right, simply!
Put an end to waste!
No, retreat! "

Sao Ma whispered: "It's really not easy to satisfy them, Li Fan, come on!"

In the end, Li Fan had no choice but to make a move. He said to Lin Xiaofeng: "The mountain people warm up the old dreams, and the night is more open. From time to time, there are fairy winds sent into the forest. This is always okay?"

Lin Xiaofeng lowered her eyebrows and said, "Yes, you can go out, right?"

Li Fan originally wanted to come up with an eternal famous couplet from his previous life, but when he thought that the other party was just a group of freshmen, no matter how awesome he was, he was just an 18-year-old student. ah.

Li Fan snapped his fingers and said, "Let's make a simple one: Liu Yong sang Liu three times!"

Lin Xiaofeng hesitated for a moment, and said: "Mei Xun is one year old and one is looking for plums! My sentence is: the hidden moon rises in the wind, the trees are lush and the flowers are blooming, and the green pine mountains are singing wild deer!"

Li Fan replied with a smile: "Mingxia shatters the rain, the stars are scattered and the wine is free, and the piano bow is hung in the quiet bamboo garden!"

……

The two companies instantly changed from a melee to a duel, and everyone else was just a spectator.

This is a showdown between the top pick of the "Boya Cup" and the famous "deserter" of the "Boya Cup". Both sides go back and forth for 10 rounds, regardless of the outcome.

Everyone was dumbfounded. No matter who uttered a sentence or a pair of sentences, they basically opened their mouths. Maybe Lin Xiaofeng still pondered a little, but Li Fan blurted it out completely.

Of course, what everyone didn't know was that Lin Xiaofeng had already tried her best, but Li Fan didn't do anything cruel at all, but just dealt with it leisurely.Otherwise, he just smashed down a few past life famous couplets, enough for this thin girl to drink a pot.

The onlookers said one after another:

"The number one pick in the Boya Cup is not an easy one. It's really not something that can be won."

"I think Shuai Li is even more awesome. Look at his facial expressions, it's like teasing a child."

"I think it's evenly divided!"

"No, no, no. On the surface, we are evenly matched, but in reality, I feel that Li Fan didn't try his best at all."

……

Suddenly, Feng Zheng suggested: "Children, you two stop for a while. I think that with your abilities, you can try that infinite couplet. I have some expectations for this. Let's take a look at your upper limit."

Lin Xiaofeng said: "Okay, but let's limit the thinking time to 20 seconds!"

Li Fan turned around and asked, "Who among us will go first?"

Ma Qiang raised his hand and said, "I'll come first!"

Lin Xiaofeng shook her head violently: "I don't need you, I want to PK with Li Fan!"

Ma Qiang stuck out his tongue, well, he still doesn't like himself.

Lin Xiaofeng has always regretted Li Fan's withdrawal from the "Boya Cup". She originally thought she could compete with Li Fan during the winter camp, but in the end, this guy quit!Today, I finally got the opportunity for two people to compete face-to-face. Lin Xiaofeng was very excited and excited.

Li Fan smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll come out first, right?"

The reason why Li Fan goes out first is because if the other party goes out first, his infinitely right sentences can directly scare her to tears, so he should be a little gentler to girls.

Li Fan said: "Then I will produce a 3-year-old!"

Lin Xiaofeng said: "Who do you look down on? You are three and a half years old!"

"Listen well! The name of the city has not been changed for 3000 years. Is it just a dream? Wash the dust and watch the scenery, wander the city of allusions, reform the old and restore the new, and learn to walk at the bridgehead!"

Li Fan's above link is not too difficult. "The name of the city has not been changed for 3000 years" refers to HD, and HD is known as the hometown of idioms. There are more than 500 idioms and allusions related to HD.

What is the concept of so many idioms in one place?For example, there are only two allusions in a province in southwestern my country, namely: Yelang is arrogant and Guizhou donkey is poor.

It can be seen that the number of idioms in HD is really terrifying.

The students who were watching thought for a while. It is difficult to be right, and this time it is infinitely right. It is not a skill to say a word.

Lin Xiaofeng frowned and thought for a moment, then said: "Hundreds of generations have inherited the shadow of our ancestors, all because of the rich soil and sentimental sentiments! Holding the moon and listening to the wind, I moved to the civilized town, kept a low profile, and dared to be a general in the general's house!"

Li Fan nodded, "Yes, continue."

"Uh... After dozens of years of Changhuai state affairs, it is already well-known in Kyushu! Completely return to the emperor, lead the meeting in Mianchi, plead guilty to the thorns, return to the car in the carriage alley!"

"Okay, two!"

Lin Xiaofeng thought about it for a while, and then said: "60 years old still has great ambitions, how can you compare with Tongque Erqiao? Singing to wine, lamenting romantic affairs, sharing incense and selling shoes, swallowing Wu policy and losing Wu!"

"Well, three, go on!"

"Uh..." Lin Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, and got stuck for a while.

男同学见状，开始起哄了，帮着倒计时：“20！19！18……8！7！”

"I thought about it," Lin Xiaofeng said excitedly: "On the [-]th, there will be a temple fair, and everyone will celebrate Yuanzu's nine heavens! Knead the earth to make people, make the music of sheng and reeds, kill evil and calm troubles, and the village of Tanyin will always play Tanyin!"

Li Fan smiled lightly: "Okay, continue!"

The male students started the countdown again:
20!

19!

……

5!

0!

Wang Nan simulated a pause sound: "Didi, dididi, the opponent's player, time is up!"

Four are already very good. In such a noisy environment, and there is a limit on thinking time, it would be nice to be able to match one.

Lin Xiaofeng herself was not very satisfied. She thought to herself that if she calmed down, she could write a lot.

"Li Fan, get ready, I'm going to be on the right track! Vientiane will be renewed, New Year's gifts will be preserved, and spring couplets will be as beautiful as an antelope's horns!"

Lin Xiaofeng's Shanglian is very particular. In addition to connecting the end to the end, there are two allusions of "love the gift to store the sheep" and "the antelope hangs the horns", which is very difficult, especially in this noisy environment.

Li Fan still had a faint smile, then gently raised a finger and said loudly: "Three Yangs bloom, Taiyu embraces pearls and jade, the jade liquid hooks the poetic mood, and the strangeness is like good jade producing smoke!"

Lin Xiaofeng was about to analyze right and wrong when she heard the words, but Li Fan blurted out the next couplet just as the couplet was finished, leaving no time for herself to react.

Holding up two fingers, Li Fan said: "Thousands of families enter treasures, the treasure land rides the wind and dances with cranes, the crane feathers fly and flowers, the grain is abundant, and the abundance of red cranes brings prosperity!"

This second couplet has just finished, and here is another couplet, holding up three fingers, Li Fan: "Thousands of sails have passed, and the year will knock the mountain to shake the tiger. The law of tiger tail tracking is strict, and it is strictly forbidden to seek skin from tigers!"

All the people around the audience stared at that handsome face with wide eyes. Before everyone had time to savor Li Fan's couplets carefully, he had already blurted out three couplets. Don't you need to think about it, Li Fan?Even if you don't have to think, can you give everyone a little time so that you can enjoy the excitement of your next couplet!

What surprised everyone was that Li Fan's mouth hadn't stopped since he opened it, and his fingers were raised one by one.

Apart from interjections like "Wow wow wow", everyone basically has no other words to express their current mood.

……

Making an "8" gesture, Li Fan said: "Thousands of farewell to the old, the old year is sailing and the waves are rolling, and the waves are blooming, and the world is prosperous, and the prosperity is like a huge wave rushing to the clouds!"

……

The 12th couplet, Li Fan: "Eight tones chanting the ancient times, the ancient virtuous horses, the horse steps have a long rhythm, and they are as long as a horse singing in autumn!"

When he reached the 12th couplet in one breath, Li Fan finally stopped. He looked at the deathly silence around him, and the freshmen who were three floors in and three floors out, and then looked again. Lin Xiaofeng, who was already bigger than his glasses, asked, "Is it enough?"

Lin Xiaofeng was really frightened, how can there be such a thing for fun, is this a couplet or is it reading poetry from a textbook?You said 12 times in a row, big brother, are the couplets mass-produced here?
Normal people can't do it at all!
This kind of couplet is difficult for other students, and they even have to think over and over again to come up with a couplet, but it is too simple for Li Fan.

Seeing that Lin Xiaofeng didn't reply immediately, he said, "That's not enough, I'll get 6 more!"

Li Fan did what he said, and started crying again:

"Bearing away the old in all directions, repairing the old year and letting go of the horse. The horse's head is looking at the past and galloping, and galloping as an old horse knows the way!"

……

"Heroes compete for the deer, the deer and the cauldron stabilize the country and stabilize the country, the law of the country is selfless and the society is harmonious, and harmony can make the country rich and the army strong!"

……

Li Fan let out a sigh of relief and said, "6+12, a total of 6 lower couplets, and I will give you 18 couplets. Is it better?"

No one answered at the scene, and everyone couldn't understand at all, how did Li Fan do it, this... your brain's reaction speed is too fast, normal people can't do it at all.

Li Fan is a liar. He clearly said that he would not scare these freshmen, but look, what about your promise?What about bicycles?
This is a fundamentally unsolvable question. Who made him turn his head much faster than others, and then his stomach is full of infinite Chinese culture.As long as one of them is missing, there will never be a "miracle" in everyone's eyes like Li Fan.

Therefore, if one wants to be awesome, it is absolutely impossible to use one's brain and not work hard.

Li Fan asked Lin Xiaofeng again: "Is it better?"

"Uh..." Lin Xiaofeng stammered.

Li Fan looked at Gu Yating who was dressed in army green again, "What about you?"

Gu Yating is so angry, what does it have to do with me today?
She learned to behave well today, in order to avoid embarrassment in front of everyone, she was only responsible for watching the fun from beginning to end, and never spoke.She has a long history of Li Fan's "abuse history" towards her!

After a moment of silence, Ma Qiang shouted to the female compatriots, "Is it better?"

All the boys quickly shouted together very rhythmically:
"It's even better!"

"It's even better!"

"It's even better!"

……

Comparing farts, how to compare?Everyone has also increased their knowledge today. It is the first time I have heard of infinite couplets, and it is the first time I have seen infinite couplets with this rhythm.At this moment, they still wanted to say something to Li Fan: "Brother, your couplet is cabbage?"

All the girls shook their heads and were convinced. They have always known that Li Fan is awesome, but they all learned about it through various programs. After seeing it on the spot today, they are really awesome!It's beyond the capabilities of a little girl!

The sisters were completely overwhelmed by Li Fan's intelligence at this time, so their eyes were filled with peach blossoms, and they all said:
"very handsome!"

"too handsome!"

……

The "handsome" here really doesn't refer to looks, really!

"Li Fan, I'll offer a few, you can check it out, will it work?"

Everyone became quiet when they heard the words, and it turned out that the vice-principal also came to join in the fun.

The vice-principal said: "My first couplet is 'tears'. Why did I publish this first couplet? It's because I saw your performance just now, and I felt tears welling up in my eyes. Genius! A veritable genius!"

Everyone applauded together and expressed their deep approval.

This is a one-character couplet, which belongs to the category of "ruthless pairing". It seems simple, but it takes a lot of thought to make it neat and ingenious.

Li Fan smiled and said, "Principal, you are too much, my second line is 'Po'."

'Tears' and 'Slope', the left half are 'water' and 'soil', which belong to the five elements, while the right half 'eyes' and 'skin' belong to human organs.The two nouns are opposite, a beautiful one-word pair.

The vice-principal pondered for a while, and said pleasantly: "Wonderful! Wonderful! Well, I will make it more difficult. This one-character couplet has been passed down for a long time. The ancients used 'cypress' to 'ink'. Today I will publish the first couplet 'ink'. Let's see what surprises you kid can give me!"

Li Fan has seen this one-character couplet in his previous life, but in this time and space, only the "ink" and "cypress" relatives have been handed down.

'Ink' and 'cypress', 'black' and 'white', are opposite in color; 'soil' and 'wood' belong to the five elements, which can be described as the best couplet.

However, the most classic countermeasure of 'Mo' does not exist in this time and space.

Li Fan smiled and said, "What do you think of the word 'spring'?"

"Quan? Hiss! Good! That's great!" The vice-principal nodded in surprise.

As soon as the word "spring" came out, the eyes of the entire audience lit up.

'Black' vs 'White', 'Soil' vs 'Water', both are upper and lower structures, very skillful.

Xiaoxiao clapped her palms and said, "Beautiful!"

Gu Yating frowned and thought to herself: How did this guy come out right?

"Good! Even better than the ones handed down by the ancients!" The vice-principal took the lead in applauding.

The applause was warm here, but the freshmen of other companies who were training in the distance were stunned and didn't know what they were doing here.

not far away:
"What's the situation?"

"Let me tell you, Li Fan got 18 correct couplets in one go!"

……

"I'll tell you some shocking news. Li Fan matched up 18 second couplets with just one first couplet, and it was completed in one go. Well...it seems like two separate ones!"

"Crap, you, I wouldn't believe it even if I was killed!"

"If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself!"

……

"The latest news, Li Fan conquered the vice-principal for the couplet."

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At this time, the vice-principal became very interested: "The monk and the monk write poems, because the poems speak to the temple!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "A general is a general, and a person is established by his position. What do you think?"

The vice-principal said happily: "Li Fan, come here, come back to the office with me, and the others will continue their military training!"

Li Fan was taken away by the vice principal, and then everyone exclaimed in unison:

"Oh my god, you are a cow!"

"I am completely conquered by this kind of cheating character!"

"Genius, the word used to describe Li Fan is a contempt for him!"

……

Hearing the voice of praise from the crowd, Gu Yating shook her head excitedly. She couldn't be too excited, otherwise someone would make fun of her again. She suppressed her laugh and looked at Lin Xiaofeng beside her, expressing deep sympathy for her. Xindao: Sister, I used to be as naive as you.

But at this time, Lin Xiaofeng lowered his always cold and proud head and fell into deep thought.

Once, she felt regretful because Li Fan withdrew from the "Boya Cup", and she couldn't let go of not being able to defeat the recognized strongest player in the "Boya Cup" for a long time.But today, after simply fighting with each other, she finally understood what it means to be human and what it means to be a "pervert"!
The vice-principal said before that he wanted to look at everyone's upper limit, but what about his upper limit? Is it four?Or maybe it would be more if it were to be done again?

But Li Fan, she couldn't see Li Fan's upper limit at all!

Because, she clearly understands that as long as Li Fan wants to, he can continue, 19, 20... As for how many stops, she really can't imagine.

Seeing Gu Yating pat her shoulder, Lin Xiaofeng said: "I want to say something to you."

Gu Yating smiled: "Say what?"

"Your boyfriend is a pervert!"

"He's not—" Gu Yating intended to declare that the relationship between the two of them hadn't been finalized as boyfriend and girlfriend, but she suddenly felt shy and changed her words, "Yes, he's just a pervert!"

(End of this chapter)