The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 244 On Fire
This cameo scene was finally filmed after repeated NGs, but the punching and kicking, and the eagerness to try, didn't feel like a rape scene.

Director Song yelled "click", and the recording of this episode also drew a sentence. Everyone bid farewell to Director Zhao and returned to the hotel.

In a hotel room, the staff asked Li Fan a few questions.

"What do you think of Mama Gu's plate of dumplings?"

Li Fan smiled and said, "Then Aunt Gu made it! After I saw the pile of strangely shaped dumplings, I guessed that Gu Yating made it herself."

"Isn't that delicious? Delicious?"

"Hey, don't be funny. I am happy when I am happy, but I don't want to turn sour into sweet and bitter into spicy, right, Miss Qu?"

"Then you have a sweet mouth!"

Li Fan blinked his eyes, "I'm not sweet-talking, it's called encouragement. There are not many girls cooking now, and it's hard to cook next time. If you don't encourage encouragement, they will just quit in the future!"

"Did you think you were tricked later?"

Li Fan froze for a moment, "What?"

Sister Qu covered her mouth and smiled, "You have been tricked, you haven't figured it out yet?"

Li Fan shook his head.

"Actually, the guest appearance just now was planned by us and Gu Yating in advance."

Li Fan was embarrassed and speechless, "You..."

Sister Qu raised her eyebrows, and said, "When you encountered a rape scene, why did your IQ drop suddenly, can you talk about it?"

"I... Actually, I'm not as smart as you think. I have low EQ. Okay, that's it."

Several staff members all "hehe"!
"Everyone stop haha," Li Fan stood up and opened the door, shouting, "Gu Yating, it's time for you to be interviewed!"

As soon as Li Fan opened the door and left, Gu Yating came to the room in a blink of an eye. She asked curiously, "What did you ask him? Why is he blushing?"

"This may be an answer that makes you happy. Of course, you already know this answer in your heart."

……

After accepting the final interview and staying in the film and television city for another night, Li Fan, Gu Yating and the program team parted ways.

The program team rushed to the next stop to record another group of celebrity couples, and the two of them were going to fly to the capital to officially start the most pleasant time in their lives: college life!

On the plane, the two of them closed their eyes and rested their minds. They didn't have much to say, each of them was thinking carefully.

Li Fan's head was full of the scene where he was played around by everyone, and then his face was hot for a while, calm for a while, and his facial features became awkward for a while, and he felt a little ashamed every time he thought about it.

He was also thinking about the last question in the previous interview, and he felt that he might be falling.This is both exciting and scary for a person who has no experience in love and whose head is filled with all kinds of tragic love cases.

As for what Gu Yating was thinking in her heart, she was not quite clear, anyway, a sweet smile occasionally appeared on her cheek, and that beautiful catkin kept wandering around the junction of the seats, as if she was always eager to try, thinking of crossing the border to invade enemy camp.

Just when the delicate hand finally plucked up the courage to reach out to the slender palm, Li Fan suddenly opened his eyes. Seeing the slender hand hovering in mid-air, he subconsciously said, "What are you doing?"

"Hey, I asked you to change the song, can you stop uploading cross talk to my player?" Gu Yating took off the earphones and threw it to Li Fan, "You can listen to it by yourself, I really can't appreciate it, Get up and go to the bathroom."

When Gu Yating returned to her seat, there were crystal drops of water on the tip of her hair.

After the plane landed, someone had already come to pick her up. It was Gu Yating's aunt, the agent of the famous actress Song Ying. After several people threw seven or eight pieces of luggage into the nanny car, the group of people drove to the Imperial Garden.

There, Gu Wanli bought a house for his daughter. It would be convenient if the daughter couldn't think of a dormitory in the future. At the same time, it would also allow the couple to have a place to stay when they came to the capital to visit the daughter.

This is a large flat with three bedrooms and two halls, with an area of ​​about 200 square meters. The decoration is very warm and modern.

When entering the room, the agent couldn't help but praise: "The layout of this house is really good, and after going downstairs, you can go directly to the North Gate of Beijing University through a narrow alley. This kind of prime location is not cheap, right?" ?”

Asking this way is to express the psychology of asking the price a little bit implicitly.

Gu Yating opened the refrigerator to take out a cold drink, and said, "It's okay."

The economic man had no choice but to ask directly: "More than 3000 million?"

Gu Yating said lightly: "No, it's very cheap, only about 2300 million."

Li Fan understands that the average price in this area is basically more than 15. The price of this house is much lower than the market price. He nodded, "It's really not expensive. Uncle made a profit."

The manager hurriedly left after hearing the words, thinking that the young people nowadays can scare people to death with their words!

After seeing off the agent, Li Fan drank Coke while thinking about buying a house and a car.

He recently re-signed a new contract of 600 million yuan for two years with Bubusheng, and the contract still contains incentive clauses. Moreover, the 600 million yuan of the new contract is directly credited to the account. Fan is also worth tens of millions of people.

We can't compare this amount of wealth with those little fresh meats. How can they compare with tens of millions for a movie?However, the money Li Fan earns is relatively modest.

He has 1000 million, but even so, if he wants to buy such a big house, he can't afford the full price, but he can buy a car and drive it.

When it comes to buying a car, it is more distressing, lottery, it takes a lot of effort to lottery in the big capital!Moreover, there are cumbersome restrictions for foreigners, who need years of tax payment certificates in a mess, but they can't just get their driver's license and not drive in vain, it's itchy.

Gu Yating broke the silence and said, "Accompany me to buy a car these two days?"

"Hey, I happen to want to buy it too, but what about the license plate?"

Gu Yating said: "Rent a license and you're done. It's easy. Just leave it to me. You just have to prepare the money."

"it is good!"

After the two chatted about the car, they fell into silence again.

Gu Yating broadcast the station casually, watched the brain-dead drama, and then leaned on the sofa with each other in a daze, the atmosphere in the room was very delicate.

After a while, Gu Yating broke the silence and said, "Are you hungry? Order a meal. What do you want to eat?"

"Spicy tofu, I really want to eat it!"

"Spicy tofu? Hey, I found tofu in the refrigerator. In the morning, my aunt's agent prepared all kinds of ingredients. Can I show you my skills?"

Li Fan asked suspiciously, "Are you sure you can do it?"

"Of course, look at me!"

After Gu Yating finished speaking, she got up excitedly, tied up her apron and walked into the kitchen, where she began to wash onions, pat garlic, and cut tofu cubes.

The slow-moving, knife-to-knife cautiously made Li Fan anxious. He instantly remembered the sound of "da da da da" vegetables being cut on the cutting board at home, and his mother's craftsmanship.

After the tofu was cut, chopped green onion and garlic were finished, the bean paste, light soy sauce, pepper powder, etc. were all ready, after which Gu Yating looked blankly at the ingredients in front of her, "What should I do next?"

Li Fan was shocked: "Huh? You don't know?"

"My aunt said that this spicy tofu is the best, but she only mentioned the seasoning, not the process! Let me think about it, and I will arrange the process."

Li Fan vomited blood, did you arrange this cooking process?He quietly turned around and baidued, then turned around and said with his hands behind his back: "Let me train and train you, I can't do anything else, only spicy tofu is good."

Gu Yating spread her hands and said, "Then you do it!"

"This isn't training you! Listen to me, the first step is to chop the pork belly into minced meat, add chopped green onion, minced ginger, thirteen spices, pepper, and peanut oil, mix well and marinate for 15 minutes."

Gu Yating then got busy, "How much ginger should I put?"

"It's about as good as it gets."

"Where is Thirteen Fragrances?"

Li Fan paced with his hands behind his back, "As long as we're close."

"What about the minced meat? You don't need to say it, it's almost enough, right?"

Li Fan said: "Uh... don't question my authority, you put the tofu in salted boiling water for 3 minutes... OK, take it out and dry it!"

After seeing Gu Yating fish out the tofu, Li Fan directed again: "Okay, heat the oil! Actually this dish is too simple, just thicken it at the end."

"What is thickening the cornstarch?"

"Uh," Li Fan turned around and secretly took out his mobile phone, quickly Baidu, and read to the screen: "The so-called thickening, when the dishes are close to maturity, pour the prepared powder juice into the pot to thicken the marinade and increase the flavor of the marinade. The adhesion of the juice to the raw materials will increase the powderiness and concentration of the dish soup, and improve the color and taste of the dish.”

Just after Li Fan finished reading, he suddenly felt a scallion smell in his nose. He turned his head coldly, and saw Gu Yating pouted at him with a spatula in his hand.

Li Fan said with a sneer: "Well, ah, you are so beautiful!"

"Fuck you, this is what you said you can make spicy tofu? Then you can become a chef if you give you Baidu?"

"Hey, stay away from me with the shovel."

Gu Yating pressed on step by step, and swung the shovel back and forth in front of Li Fan, "You liar, you bastard, you always lie to me."

"You didn't lie to me too much, okay? Put down the shovel, you'll put bean paste on it!"

"Don't let go, I want to educate you, stop!"

The two of them were frolicking in the living room, and the oil in the pot slowly crackled.

When the shovel was within a few centimeters of Li Fan's forehead, Li Fan frowned suddenly, "What's the smell?"

The smile on Gu Yating's face froze for a moment, and then she ran to the kitchen with a "Oh my god", and when she saw the flames in the pot, she immediately picked up the small basin and prepared to collect water to put out the fire.

Li Fan pulled her back eagerly, "No, no, it shouldn't be like this."

Gu Yating stomped her feet anxiously, "Then what do you think? Oh, by the way, I'll pull the switch first!"

Gu Yating quickly ran to the switch box.

The two people with no common sense in life were completely paralyzed. Li Fan quickly took out his mobile phone and started Baidu: What should I do if the pot catches fire?Then I saw all kinds of unscrupulous answers.

"Stupid, cold salad!"

"Put your hands together, and you will still be a good man 18 years later!"

"You don't know this. Are you stupid by reading?"

"You retarded liberal arts students!"

……

Li Fan scolded angrily: "Your uncle!"

Gu Yating was in a hurry to pull down the switches, and turned her head and said anxiously: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Baidu, find a way!"

Gu Yating finally woke up and shouted: "Find a fart Baidu! Call auntie!"

Li Fan nodded again and again, and quickly dialed his mother: "Mom, it's on fire!"

Li's mother was taking an afternoon nap at the time. When she heard the words, she looked around quickly, only to realize that her son was not by her side, "There's a fire, I'm trapped to death."

Li Fan didn't dare to say nonsense: "What should I do if the oil in the pot is on fire? It's burning!"

"Just this little thing? Cover it with a pot!"

Li Fan asked in surprise: "Cover the pot? Are you done?"

"It's over!"

At this time, Gu Yating was seen running over quickly. She was about to pick up the pot lid, but was suddenly stopped by Li Fan and hugged her back. He pulled Gu Yating behind him and said boldly: "I'll do it!"

Gu Yating felt warm in her heart at this moment: So manly!
The moment Li Fan picked up the lid of the pot, he stopped manning. With trembling hands, he repeatedly passed it forward twice. Finally, he gritted his teeth, threw it over with a bang, and then hurriedly closed the lid.

The oil fire in the pot was instantly extinguished.

The smoky kitchen finally settled down.

Li Fan slapped his thigh, suddenly realized, and analyzed: "Oh, I understand, combustion requires oxygen. After we cover the pot, there will be no oxygen, and the fire will stop naturally. It's really too simple!"

Gu Yating gave him a blank look, "Why did you go early?"

"Don't panic at that time, I have never encountered such a problem! As a liberal arts student, is my analysis quite good?"

"A matter of common sense, I still have to praise you? Unfortunately, you won't be able to eat my tofu now."

Li Fan raised his eyebrows and said, "I got it!"

Gu Yating was stunned for a moment, then she looked down at the claws that were still around her waist, a touch of shyness floated on her cheeks, and she shouted: "Take it away!"

Li Fan quickly withdrew his arm, raised his hand and tapped the tip of her nose, "Little idiot!"

"idiot!"

"Little idiot, do you know the consequences of pouring water into the oil when it catches fire? It's too dangerous."

"I don't know, what are the consequences?"

"Don't worry, I'll ask my mother later!"

"You... hey!" Gu Yating shook her head helplessly.

Li Fan suddenly remembered the past, he squinted his eyes and said, "Lian'er, let's do a dance? It just so happens that the smoky smoke has the effect of dry ice!"

"What dance?"

"You promised me a sexy dance, don't play dumb!"

"Go to hell, clean up the kitchen! I will never cook again."

At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door. It was Gu Yating's aunt, the famous actress Song Ying.

Song Ying walked into the living room with her bag, she sniffed and frowned, wondering what it smelled like.

"Tingting! Tingting!"

Gu Yating and Li Fan walked to the living room with a smile on their faces, and said in unison, "Hello, auntie!"

"Oh, what happened at home? What happened?"

Gu Yating giggled, "Auntie, oil!"

Song Ying frowned and walked into the kitchen, then coughed loudly, "Are you cooking or building a house? Don't cook without that skill."

Hearing this, the two continued to laugh happily.

Song Ying continued: "What do you want to cook if you have nothing to do? If you are free, why don't you call a restaurant or hire a nanny? What can you do in the free time from cooking? I used to be a master in the kitchen, but now I am too lazy. Now that you’ve done it, how about taking a break for a while?”

The two continued to laugh together.

Song Ying looked up and down the kitchen, studied it, and said, "For your safety, I should really ask someone to dismantle this kitchen! See if I can remodel it into a video room or wardrobe."

The two are so embarrassing!

Song Ying sighed, and said: "You say that you have money at home and don't worry about food and clothing. Otherwise, how will you live your life after marriage? You don't have any common sense in life!"

Gu Yating said awkwardly: "Auntie, you rest first, I will clean up the kitchen."

Song Ying raised her beautiful eyes, "What are you packing? Let's go eat first, and I'll ask my agent to hire a nanny for you."

you? !
This word is too subtle and ambiguous, Li Fan hurriedly ran away when he heard it, "Auntie, I'll go downstairs and take out the trash first."

Seeing Li Fan turned and went downstairs, Gu Yating blushed and said, "Auntie, I don't live here, I'm going to live in a dormitory at school!"

Song Ying asked in surprise, "You don't live here?"

Gu Yating was so embarrassed that she immediately corrected: "It's not us, it's me, auntie, it's me!!"

"Oh! Hey, why do I say you're blushing? You're a big girl and you're blushing. Now college student couples who have financial conditions are all renting houses outside. What's the matter?"

"We haven't confirmed the relationship yet."

Song Ying nodded with satisfaction, "Well, you did the right thing, man, the easier it is to get you, the less he will cherish it. You have to whet his appetite, take your time, and let these stinky men fall into our tenderness step by step. Inside the trap!”

"Well, ah, auntie, stop talking about this topic!"

"Okay, let's go downstairs to eat!"

Downstairs, the three of them got into the car. Song Ying was driving and chatting with the two children. She suddenly said: "If you really want to cook and cook for a romantic moment, you must make a pot of water and put it next to the pot. Son, it’s convenient when fighting a fire, isn’t it?”

Li Fan's back felt cold, and he decided not to let women cook easily!
It's easy to burn my own home, and if I burn the whole building, I can't afford to pay for it in my life!
(End of this chapter)