The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 240 Profiteer Edison

The countryside is a paradise for jelly.

She excitedly ran back and forth in the room, looking at it, touching it, everything in the room was so strange.

The elder brother sat on the kang to be questioned and teased by a group of relatives, and she began to study the furnishings in the whole room.

The stove, the old furniture, the pendulum clock on the wall, and the pedal-operated 70's sewing machine are all too fresh for Jell-O.

Especially the "faucet" in the kitchen. It creaks and squeezes a few times before water comes out. It's so magical!

The second uncle teased her: "Xiao Shu, is this fun!"

"Fun!"

Jelly stretched out her small arms, raised her feet slightly, grabbed the pressure handle with two small hands and pulled it up vigorously. When she saw the water splashing into the water tank, Jelly let out a series of joyful laughter.

There were a lot of people around, half of them came to see the cultural idol who won the college entrance examination, and the other half came to see the cute little jelly, and they were completely infatuated by this cute baby.

"Look at this little girl, she's so beautiful and cute!"

"How did you get pregnant? It's really amazing!"

"Juanzi and Uncle have been busy with this matter all their lives!"

"This girl doesn't recognize her life at all, she's so lively."

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Recognize life?Little Jelly has had a star aura since she was born. She is loved by thousands of people wherever she goes. No one will give her this chance even if she wants to be born again.

Just when the second uncle was not paying attention, Little Jelly turned around and pushed the door and ran into the yard, and then ran around, staring at the iron gate of the pigsty and the sows inside, and then arrived again Look at the amazing creature with a cockscomb at the chicken stand.

She has never seen these before, not in the zoo, she has only seen them in pictures, and this time she finally saw them alive.

"Big-nosed pig!"

"Hey, pig."

"Can eat meat!"

"Hey, you can eat meat, let your dad take you away when you leave!"

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"Chicken! Uncle, chicken!"

"This one is for chirping. It can be used as an alarm clock. Let me use it as an alarm clock for you!"

"Use it for my brother, he is in bed!"

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The second uncle didn't pay attention, and Jelly suddenly turned around and ran towards a group of big geese not far away with her arms outstretched, and then chased the big geese and ran all over the yard with "ohhhhhh".

The second uncle was terrified at the time, ran over in a few strides, picked up the jelly, wiped his sweat and said: "This thing bites people, we can't afford to provoke them, let's stew it tonight!"

The uncle came out with a smile and said: "The big goose is indeed very fierce. Today, I think I have followed the old saying. If you are cruel, you will be afraid of being violent. If you are violent, you will be afraid of being stunned. If you are stupid, you will be afraid of death. Xiao Shu is too desperate, second child, Watch carefully, don't let chickens, ducks and geese bite children."

The second uncle nodded, picked up the jelly and said, "Uncle will take you to the warehouse to have a look, there are treasures!"

Opening the door of the barn, the second uncle walked in with jelly in his arms, and Li Fan slipped in after him, looking for old things and avoiding gossip from relatives.

Li Fan looked at the old things in the warehouse, and a wave of childhood memories rushed to his face.

"Xiaofan, do you know what this is? Xiaoshu must not know." The second uncle pointed to a "container" with a "steep" inner wall like a basin. There are "ears" on each side of the "container" ".

"The brazier!"

"Yo, I still know!"

Li Fandao: "When I was poor, every family had an earthen brazier. In winter, it was filled with corn sticks. After lighting it, I could keep warm, and I could bake things to eat, such as baked bean buns and potatoes. I didn't remember it when I was about 5 years old. It’s too old to see someone who has used this thing. But this thing has been passed down for 2000 years!”

Jelly moved the heavy "basin" vigorously, but it didn't move at all. She looked at her brother and said, "Brother, take it home and bake something."

Li Fan smiled and said: "Move out when you leave!"

The uncle dug out another big cloth bag, shook the dust, opened the rope on top, and showed the contents to Li Fan, "Do you recognize this, it's something your uncle and I used to play with when we were young."

Li Fan almost shed tears when he saw this, it was so familiar and kind, full of sounds and sounds.

Paji, the name is different in different places, and the pronunciation is also different. In some places, it is called piaji. It is a children's toy with various patterns printed on a circular cardboard. It is an "ancient game" that emerged around the 80s.

Some people will carry out "artistic processing" and "private transformation" of Paji. Apply wax oil on it to make a "wax board", apply oil on it, and bake it with a candle to make an "oil board" , Some people collect beer bottle caps and smash them flat to become a round "iron plate"!
Needless to say, even a glass ball can't be modified. It's completely different from the pleasure of fan-paji. If the yo-yo that you eject can smash the target yo-yo, the pleasure will be great!
The uncle sighed, "Now there are no children playing here at all. Now the children are all mobile phones, computers, and tablets. They have long since stopped playing with these old-fashioned things."

After rummaging around in the warehouse again, wax tables, oil lamps, wall calendars, comic books, dated newspapers, black and white TV sets, etc., these "antiques" came into Li Fan's eyes one by one!
Especially the black and white TV. The broadcast knob on it has long been screwed out, and the protruding antenna is still very curved. Needless to say, maybe someone thought the TV was not clear when they were young, so they hung meat or wet towels on it. .

After Li Fan unfolded the scroll of the calendar, he was immediately overjoyed. Does this ignore Yating's mother?
This Gu Yating's family doesn't have any. At the beginning, Gu's mother didn't think about collecting the photos and calendars she took, but now it's a big regret.

The beauty of the calendar is not called for nothing. In the whole calendar, every photo is charming and graceful. I guess she was only sixteen or seventeen years old at the time. In a blink of an eye, more than 20 years have passed, and now my daughter can take pictures of the calendar.

This calendar contains all swimsuit photos, which are very sexy and avant-garde. In that backward and backward era, this was definitely the spiritual food for many male compatriots to comfort themselves with.

"Second Uncle, I'll just take this away."

"Take it away, be filial to your mother-in-law."

Li Fan immediately blushed.

The second uncle thought for a while, "I'll go to old Chen's house to get you a few more. There must be a lot of old goods in his house. This bastard has been looking at the wall calendar since he was a child... Uh, that, I will go to his house to have a look in the afternoon." !"

"Uncle, I want to see Malaysia!" Jelly said cheerfully.

"Malaysia? No, who raises horses in the countryside now? If they want to raise horses, they also raise BMWs!"

Li Fan was shocked, "There are still BMWs in our village?"

"Our village is poor and we can't afford to support them. The village next door is rich, and basically every family has a car. There are actually two or three families that drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz. Xiaoshu, uncle will show you something good, let's go."

The uncle came to the window with the jelly in his arms, and said, "This is called Mimosa. If you touch its leaves, it will shyly close the leaves."

Jelly curiously stretched out her finger and touched it, but Mimosa didn't respond at all, so she stared at her uncle with her big black eyes.

Uncle frowned, "Huh? Try another one, this mimosa may have a thick skin!"

Li Fan was speechless.

The next morning, there were guests at my grandma's house, and the village secretary and village chief came in person.

The secretary was still dressed decently, with a linen suit, shiny leather shoes, and even a tie, perhaps out of "meeting" the number one student in the college entrance examination, and felt that it must be grand.

The village chief didn't give up too much, leather shoes, trousers, and white shirt. The only difference from the secretary was that he didn't wear a suit or tie.

They came here this time to invite Li Fan to give a speech at the village middle school. Li Fan naturally refused, but he still couldn't hold them back, so he took their car and went to the village middle school.

There are basically few junior high schools in the village now, and children usually go to the town or county to study, and the village junior high school will soon withdraw from the stage of history.The middle school I went to today also has a serious shortage of students. I heard from the village head that there are 4 classes in the first grade of junior high school, 3 classes in the second grade of junior high school, and 1 large class of [-] students in the third grade of junior high school.

When it was in its heyday, children from many nearby villages would study in this junior high school. At that time, there were thirteen or four classes in the first grade group, and now the number of students has been reduced by about seven tenths.

As the car was driving on the road, Li Fan dealt with the secretary and the village chief. These two people introduced to Li Fan the current rural life in Giessen Province.

"The village in front is much better than ours. Every house has an indoor bathroom, shower, and running water. Anyway, once you draw the curtains, it's no different from the city."

Li Fan smiled and said, "That's a good thing. Now the countryside is rich, and the expenses are still low. After a year, they earn more than the people in the city, and they still work in winter."

The secretary sighed: "The good days are coming, but gambling is common, and all kinds of black games are very serious. Moreover, there are no people left in the countryside. Children of your age are basically rare now. They should either study outside or go After working in the city, the village has lost its vitality, and now it’s just a bunch of middle-aged and elderly people with nothing to do.”

While everyone was chatting, the car drove into a middle school, and their destination was reached.

As soon as he got out of the car, a 20-year-old boy ran over quickly, lowered his body and stretched out his hand to Li Fan, saying, "Xiao Fan, long time no see."

The village head said: "Do you still remember him? You used to make friends with martial arts when you were young."

Li Fan smiled and said, "Remember, Zhang Liang!"

"But this kid doesn't live up to expectations. He got married at the age of 16, and his children are 4 years old. He plays and masturbates with the children every day at home! Usually he is responsible for driving the shuttle bus. Look at Li Fan, and then look at you!"

Zhang Liang grinned: "Go to the playground, Li Fan, everyone has already lined up."

playground!This is the crudest playground Li Fan has ever seen. There is no plastic track, no standard basketball hoop, and no football goal with a net. The entire playground is covered with a layer of coarse sand, and about 500 teachers and students are standing there.

Li Fan was led up to the rostrum, and sat down with all the leaders.

Not long after, a well-dressed female teacher in her early twenties stepped onto the rostrum and said happily: "Dear village leaders, school leaders, teachers and classmates, hello everyone, today we have invited Li Fan, the number one student in the college entrance examination, to come Make an impromptu speech for everyone, and everyone applauds!"

Whoa!
The applause was like a tide, very enthusiastic!
"Then first of all, Mr. Zhang Xianglong, Party Secretary of Hongmin Village, will deliver an important speech!"

More than 500 teachers and students on the playground clapped their hands reluctantly and symbolically.

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"Then next, I invite the village head, Ge Liang, to give a speech!"

Teachers and students are all frowning, giving a normal speech, why are you joining in the fun, I don’t know if you don’t like to listen to you, right?
……

"Please ask the principal to speak!"

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"I invite the director to speak!"

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After the director finished speaking, the teachers and students thought that it was finally Li Fan's turn, but the cucumbers and vegetables were cold after waiting.
As a result, it was beyond expectations, and the host continued: "The following is my invitation, the magistrate of this county is on stage to deliver an important speech! Everyone applauds and welcomes!"

All the teachers and students fainted, why did they add another person?

The county magistrate and the mayor of the town arrived just after hearing the news. As soon as they heard that Huaguo's famous cultural idol, the No. [-] student in the college entrance examination, came to the county and town, they immediately drove over.

Moreover, they were very dissatisfied and brooding. Just now, they directly scolded the village party secretary and village chief, asking why they didn't notify the town and county in time for such an important matter?

The village party secretary had no choice but to explain the reason, saying that Li Fan came to the village without saying hello in advance, it was quite sudden, and he only stayed for a few days.

It was in this tense atmosphere that the county leaders boarded the rostrum and delivered an "important" speech.

After serving all the leaders, the host finally beamed with joy, and announced with a full voice and high spirits: "The following are welcome, Li Fan is on stage to give today's speech, everyone applauds!"

Amidst the warm applause, Li Fan stood up and walked to the microphone, "Hello, everyone, I can't talk about speeches today. I am standing here just to talk to you about the other side of history and literature that is unknown. I also I don’t like to make speeches, talk about great principles, and instill any philosophy of life and ways of dealing with the world, those are of no real significance.”

The audience burst into applause. Everyone was tired of watching all kinds of sensational and inspirational speeches online, and finally someone changed their taste.

After the applause stopped, Li Fan said again: "Let's get straight to the point, don't talk nonsense. It is said that there was a eunuch in the Eastern Han Dynasty who slandered other concubines for the empress. After the empress died, he immediately listed another empress and served him meticulously. Four Emperors and Two Empresses, ranked among the Nine Ministers, the last political speculator who started his career with slander and slander, but has a wide reputation in the world, who do you think he is?"

After seeing all the classmates and teachers shaking their heads for a while, Li Fan said: "This is Cai Lun, the one who invented papermaking! Today we will first talk about this papermaking technique and Cai Lun."

After talking about papermaking and Cai Lun, Li Fan said again: "Siku Quanshu was compiled during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, with a total of 3457 volumes and 79070 volumes. 6766 volumes and 93556 volumes were banned. In the middle, the 'literary prison' was covered up with only a few strokes, and even the value tendency of "Siku Quanshu" was wrong!"

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"I just want to say that I just want to explain a truth. We contemporary students, don't just stare at the history textbooks. The thin history textbooks can't hold the 5000 years of Huaguo. What can be left behind can only be the advantages. Extensive and a lot of reading, You will find that, whether it is history or literature, the world is not black and white."

The leader on the stage had listened with gusto, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, and thought that you should talk about learning, study hard and improve every day, what method can you use to get close to your height, this is the main theme, It is positive energy, but you are talking about the other side of history, and "instigating" students to question the textbooks, this, too negative energy!

After the leader's signal, the host used Li Fan's words to interject: "Classmate Li Fan, can you tell the students how to study scientifically to greatly improve academic performance?"

Li Fan said: "The more you summarize and work harder, you will improve to a certain extent. Okay, let me talk about another person, Edison, who is known as the king of inventions!"

One sentence summed up the learning method, and everyone collapsed.

The host wanted to stagger the topic of Li Fan, but unexpectedly Li Fan drove to the next intersection.

"In the impression of most of us, Edison is the king of inventions in the world. He created [-] inventions in his life, including the phonograph, electric light, telephone, telegraph, and film. He was a scientific genius who only went to elementary school for three months.

This is also introduced in our Huaguo textbooks, but this is not the case.

In fact, Edison was a successful businessman at heart, not a real scientist or inventor.Most of his more than 2000 inventions are not his masterpieces, but the collective wisdom of many scientists in his team, and some are even inventions of others. Edison only made certain improvements to them, but It was used by Edison to gain fame and monopolize the achievements of the entire group.

The title of "King of Invention" is a gimmick carefully planned by him.

Moreover, his character is extremely bad, and he is good at playing tricks and tricks. He is a well-known duck-level monopoly in the electrical industry. Anyone who competes with him will die miserably. Some of his methods are very indecent.

Squeezing the genius scientist Nikola Tesla, secretly pirating "Travel to the Moon", the earliest sci-fi film in human history, and using bribery and other means to severely defeat Maxim, there are countless such examples.

Edison and his GE company have been able to run rampant in the American electrical industry for decades. The secret is not only to steal other people's ideas and various marketing methods, but more importantly, he has a close relationship with big capitalists such as Carnegie and Morgan. There are fairly complex and persistent capital linkages.

So, Edison is a businessman through and through!Our textbooks are completely wrong, big mistakes!
This is easy to understand. There are more than 2000 inventions in his life. Let’s assume that Edison sucked milk while doing research until he passed away in his 80s. Edison would have to come up with an invention in half a month on average, and he would have to God's ability to manage a huge company is nothing more than that, right?

Such a simple truth and such unreliable things are widely circulated. Many people believe it to be true, and it is even written into textbooks like praises. I think that we young students must learn to question bravely in the process of studying!

......"

After the whole speech, the classmates, teachers and students were stunned for a while, and they were not distracted for a moment. Basically, no one deserted, because the whole speech was very different from their own cognition.

If I could use one word to describe Li Fan's speech for more than an hour, it would be fake.

False, many things and cognitions in everyone's eyes are false. Whether it is authoritative such as textbooks or unofficial rumors, we ourselves live in a society full of illusions.

Within an hour and a half, listening to Li Fan's more than 20 examples, everyone couldn't help feeling deeply, and no one should pretend to understand in the future, they are all fools!
Amid strong applause, Li Fan ended his speech.For the students, although they didn't hear about Li Fan's unique learning method, they did hear about a history that differed greatly from their own cognition. and doubts about teaching materials.

As far as the leaders are concerned, the county leaders are scratching their heads. This style of speech is completely different from that of other outstanding students. Can it be introduced to the podium of the County Experimental Middle School?

Besides, it's useless for students to just question textbooks, not to mention their grades, and they are easy to lose points. How can they get into college?How does the school perform in the county?
The county leader hesitated for a while, but still planned to invite Li Fan to give a speech in the county seat. As for the content, I will have to study it carefully with Li Fan later.

However, when the county leader enthusiastically held Li Fan's hands and said that he wanted to invite Li Fan to give a speech, Li Fan immediately declined.

How could Li Fan have the time to give speeches?How many schools across the country invited him but he didn't go, and major educational institutions offered sky-high prices to invite him, but they couldn't invite him at all. One was that he was busy, and the other was that he was really not interested.

Today is really hopeless, I just don't want everyone to lose face at my grandma's house.

Li Fan, it's really not something you can get if you want.

(Sorry, comrades, the update has been slapped in the face these few days, let’s update it at 23:50 in the evening for these two days, and change it to the morning when it feels stable.

Blush! )

(End of this chapter)