The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 236 Let's Fall in Love

During the summer vacation after the college entrance examination, some families are often happy and others are sad. Some people are on the gold list, and naturally some are not on the list.

With a 8% undergraduate admission rate, Class 60 of the third year of high school has become the class with the best grades outside the experimental class. Naturally, there are a large number of high-quality review students.

Lao Chen is well-off. Guangguang was awarded 10 RMB by the school for training a top scorer in the college entrance examination. He is considering changing houses these days.

In addition, Zhang Mengmeng ranked third in the college entrance examination list of 645 middle schools with a score of 19 points. She was directly promoted from about ten in the school to third in the school, and her performance was stable and extraordinary.

Li Fan said she was "foolish people are blessed with stupidity", while Zhang Mengmeng said that she was not stupid, and Uncle Zhang made it up: "My daughter is just stupid."

As for why she is said to be stupid, uh... she should have broken the highest score of a freshman since the establishment of Huaguo Academy of Fine Arts.

Li Fan admired her "willfulness" very much. During the critical period of her third year of high school, she suddenly developed a strong interest in art and plunged into the painting class. Now she has become a freshman at the best art academy in Huaguo. A "wonderful flower" has bloomed in the world.

Li Fan was also influenced by her. He has learned sketching from her for a few days. At his current level, he can draw apples, ducks and pears. It is still no problem.

Niu Benben was also admitted to Beijing, and was admitted to the Foreign Language Department of Beijing Sports University.Yes, you read that right, I did go to the University of Physical Education to learn foreign languages, for no other reason, the score is low!
It's just that Li Fan taught him for nearly a year before Niu Benben managed to get a score of 93 in English. Everyone can predict his fate after entering university, and there are a lot of courses waiting for him. He is going to fail the exam, well, come on!

On this day, Niu Benben, Zhang Mengmeng, Teacher Xiaoling, and the three members of the Li family (Li Fan was not present) were being interviewed by relatives and friends of the column team in a lounge of the Giessen Broadcasting and Television Center.

The recording of the first part of "Let's Fall in Love" has started.

The director said: "Please talk about it, what kind of female guests do you expect to match with Li Fan?"

The microphone was first handed over to Teacher Xiaoling, who thought for a while: "Knowledgeable, gentle and pleasant, with a ladylike temperament, I think it should be like this."

"No, teacher, no," Niu Benben said, "Based on what I know about Li Fan, Li Fan doesn't like this kind of traditional girl with a mediocre temperament. The kind with a temper. Well, definitely."

Zhang Mengmeng shook her head and denied, "Are you right? Li Fan does like to stay with me!"

"Isn't this the proof! Hey, don't you think you're well-educated, gentle, and ladylike?"

Zhang Mengmeng nodded, "Yes!"

Niu Benben: "..."

The director asked: "Zhang Mengmeng, what kind of female guest do you expect?"

"Gu Yating! Did you invite Gu Yating to the show?"

The director waved his hands repeatedly: "No, absolutely not!"

"Can't you? How is it possible?"

"No, it's all guests from the entertainment industry this time. What do the parents think?"

Dad Li: "As long as the child likes it, there is no requirement."

Mama Li: "Me too!"

"I'm afraid parents will say this. If you don't have any requirements, you will always have them. Haha, just kidding," the director said to Jelly again, "Then let's interview little Jelly. What do you hope your brother's future partner will be like?"

Jelly has a question mark on her head, her eyelashes flickering, "Uncle, what is a 'partner'?"

Zhang Mengmeng said: "That's sister-in-law!"

"Oh, I wish she'd bought me sweets, lots and lots of sweets."

The director smiled and said, "Except for sugar?"

"In addition to sugar? There are also yogurt, dried fruit, biscuits, ice cream..."

"No, no, little sister, what I mean is that besides food, what qualities do you want your brother's girlfriend to have, uh...'Territory' means advantages, which means that one aspect is better than others the meaning of."

Jelly blinked, thought for a while, and said, "Then I hope she has money, a lot of money."

The director asked, "Why?"

"In this way, she can buy me delicious food!" Jelly happily counted on her fingers, "There is sugar! There are biscuits! And ice cream! And yogurt..."

There was laughter in the lounge, and after a detour, we returned to snacks.

After the interview, everyone returned to Li's house.

As soon as Li's mother opened the door, she saw that Li Fan's bedroom was tightly closed. Seeing this, she yelled, "Li Fan, get up! We agreed to go to interview relatives and friends. How about you clean up the house? Get up!"

After a while, Li Fan walked out of the bedroom in a daze. After saying hello to everyone, he glanced at the quartz clock on the wall. When it was time to eat, he said, "There is a new restaurant on Fifth Avenue. Order by phone."

Niu Benben said: "Aside from sleeping and eating every day, and then reading and writing, you are a literate pig!"

Zhang Mengmeng nodded again and again, "Brilliant!"

Teacher Xiaoling: "Accurate!"

Dad Li said: "What else are you going to eat? The female guests are already ready, and the program team will come to the door in the afternoon, and the recording is ahead of schedule."

"Record in advance? Didn't you agree to do it tomorrow morning? Then record it!"

"Have you cleaned up at home? Have you arranged it? You, Benben and Mengmeng, you clean up at home, we will go to the supermarket with Teacher Xiaoling to get some decorations, that's it!"

The whole Li family was busy at once, some were cleaning the floor, some were cleaning the toilet, some were cleaning the glass, and Little Jelly was busy tidying up her little bed, and the cleaning of the Li family was in full swing.

After Li's mother returned home, she began to check the sanitation. Not long after, she wiped the top of the cabinet with her right hand, and then exclaimed: "This place is too dirty, no way, wipe it off."

Li Fan grimaced and said: "Mom, that's on the top of the cabinet, who can pick it up to see if it's clean?"

"It's completely wrong! Isn't this a 'dog planer'? I've been doing a lot of research on reality shows these days."

Everyone looked at Li Ma, "What is it?"

Li Ma proudly said: "Dog planer! After recording so many programs, you are not as professional as me? It is the one hanging on the guest's head."

Li Fan was speechless, "Mom, that's called a GoPro! It's a dog planer!"

Li Ma frowned and said: "A dog is going around? It's not as smooth as a dog plowing!"

Everyone laughed when they heard the words.

After two hours of cleaning, the entire Li family is basically the same, because Li Ma usually likes to be clean.

After Mama Li arranged a row of slippers, the column team came to the door not long after.

The camera crew began to place cameras around, set up the camera positions, and some people moved the cabinets, preparing to hide in the cabinets for shooting.The make-up team put Li Fan on the chair and began to put on simple makeup. The director and screenwriter instructed one after another:

"Recording a reality show for the first time, take it easy, relax and be yourself."

"I don't know if you have any experience with girls. If you don't have any experience, just stick to it—she's my princess!"

Li Fan thought: Who is my princess?If I follow the plot of the princess, I won't be able to get away in two episodes!
Niu Benben leaned on the door and reminded: "Li Fan, you must pay attention to some small daily movements under the camera, such as nose-picking, don't do it!"

The staff smiled and said, "Young man, don't worry, people will restrain themselves subconsciously under the camera."

After Li Fan had his hair styled and lightly applied makeup, the preliminary preparations were completed.

"Okay, everyone cooperate, don't stay indoors yet!"

With the director's order, most people left the room and walked into the corridor. At this time, the corridor was full of people, all residents watching the excitement.

"Lao Li, I've borrowed your house. It's the first time we've seen a reality show up close!"

"Your home is ready, the daughter-in-law who is on TV, needless to say, a 100% beautiful woman, a big star!"

Li's father and Li's mother laughed heartily at the door, extremely proud.

Inside, the director said: "Three, two, one, Action!"

Li Fan sat on the sofa and took the lead in accepting the director's questions.

"Li Fan, what do you want your other half to look like?"

"What does it look like? Gentle and cute, a fair lady!"

Zhang Mengmeng outside said to Niu Benben: "Look, am I right?"

Niu Benben curled his lips: "This kid is not telling the truth at all, trust me."

Indoors, the director continued to ask: "Then what age range do you want the woman to be?"

"It needs to be older and more mature, preferably between 28 and 30 years old."

When everyone heard the words, they almost choked on their saliva. Is this younger brother a mature woman?

Screenwriter: "Do you mind the number of times the other party falls in love?"

Li Fan: "I don't mind at all. It's better to have two or three dating experiences, and it's absolutely not a girl who has never been in a relationship."

The staff was shocked. Generally, young boys like girls who have few loves very much, and it is best to have no love at all to be satisfied. Only when people mature slowly, their thinking will undergo a huge change.But, this kid is obviously not a mature man, half mature at most!

The screenwriter asked curiously: "Why?"

Familiar with each other said: "Boys and girls who have no experience in love will basically end up breaking up. Love is a process of constant adaptation. Love for love cannot maintain the relationship between the sexes. After going to a few more 'schools', everyone will You will learn tolerance, understanding, regression, respect, including the necessary ability to fall in love."

"Li Fan, haven't you ever been in love? You seem to have a way with it!"

Li Fan laughed and said, "I've seen it!"

Yes, have you never eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig running?Haven't seen matching people, haven't you seen matching pigs?

Uh... to correct, so-and-so people have seen it, often.

……

After accepting a series of interviews with the column team, the director said: "Li Fan, you can move around freely. It's okay. You should eat and eat. You can do what you usually do now. We have a lot of material, and we will do it later. Edited."

"Okay, then I'll be free to move about. Don't cut me into a mental patient later. Parents, Teacher Xiaoling, please come in. I'm ordering takeaway and I'm starving to death."

The staff looked at each other and smiled, saying that it is free activities, you are really free.

When ordering and eating, Niu Benben eats very elegantly, chewing slowly.Father Li stopped pouting and sat upright.Teacher Xiaoling and Zhang Mengmeng were also a little cautious, only Li Fan, who really let go of his cheeks and ate Hesai.

While eating, he said, "Don't worry, this part will not be edited into the show. I estimate the duration of the show is only about 20 minutes. With so much material, it won't be cut into it."

After the meal, when everyone was chatting, the director suddenly came over and said, "The female guest is ready, let's continue recording."

Everyone left the living room again, the director handed Li Fan a profile of the female guest, and said, "This is the profile of the female guest, please take a look."

Li Fan took the information and glanced at it.

Gender: Female;

Age: 18 years old;

Love experience: 0 times;
Hobbies: Traveling, playing the piano, singing, writing, sports...

……

After seeing Li Fan put down the information, the director asked: "Are you satisfied?"

Li Fan shook his head and said, "To be honest, I'm not satisfied. It doesn't match me at all. I'm too young and haven't been in a relationship yet. I don't really want to get along with a little girl whose head is full of fantasies. As for traveling? I'm an otaku , It’s the kind that can lie down and never sit. Playing the piano and singing? I’m sorry, I’m tone deaf, and my singing is out of tune.

As for sports, hey, girls should be soft and beautiful, and I am not satisfied with this. "

The screenwriter said: "What about writing, isn't this what you want?"

"No, no, I'm bragging, a girl in the 18-year-old age group, she can't be better than me, isn't she a shining point here?"

The staff all fainted, thinking that you really want to completely extinguish the little flame of love!Are you really going to follow the standard of two episodes?See you in one episode, see you in another?
At this time, in another living room.

Gu Yating pouted and thought to herself, are you still not satisfied with me?This is not good and that is not good, are you good?Yay bah!
She pointed to the real-time image uploaded from the computer screen, exposing his lies, "He is talking nonsense, and he sings really well!"

Gu Yating is dressed very beautifully today. She wears a pale pink pleated light shirt on her upper body, a denim short skirt with lace on her lower body, a pair of simple skate shoes on her feet, and a string of silver anklets hanging on her ankles. .

Today, she deliberately coiled her hair up, and there was a trace of panic on her creamy skin, and her eyes were fixed on the computer screen without blinking.

The basic setup of this show is that Li Fan doesn't know about Gu Yating's existence, and the general direction of the show is controlled by Gu Yating.

In the living room of Li's family, the director continued to ask: "Then, let's talk about your requirements for girls' appearance."

"Uh, I'm telling the truth, I'm not telling lies, I also like pretty girls, and I'm also a beauty controler," Li Fan thought for a while, and decided to give the female guest a blow, so he drew a 'bottom line', he said, "It must be Gu Yating's standard, right?!"

The director laughed and said, "Is Gu Yating pretty?"

"Pretty, needless to say? But I still hope that my female guest will not lose to Gu Yating."

In another living room, the staff seemed to see notes of joy dancing on the female guests.

"Girl, Li Fan's problem is almost over, we can connect now."

"Okay, let's go, let's see how I can tease him!"

Opening the Mango chat software, Gu Yating clicked on the voice changer option, and the voice call was quickly connected.

She squeezed her throat and said to the computer screen, "Hello, are you Li Fan?"

The staff member smiled and said, "Girl, you have activated the voice changer."

Gu Yating was embarrassed, "Ah, I'm a little nervous."

On the other side of the software: "I am, you are the female guest? Why don't you just make a video?"

Gu Yating said: "Because you have to pass multiple tests to see my true face. If you fail the test, you will not be able to see this girl. Do you want to see me?"

"Think!" Of course Li Fan thought about it, otherwise how would the second issue be recorded?If the program is not recorded, how can I have time to travel and go out chicly?
After Gu Yating got an affirmative answer, she said: "You can only see the real face of this girl after you answer all my questions correctly. Isn't it exciting to think about it?"

The software side: "Well, hurry up!"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes, wondering what your attitude is?She said: "You just won the top score in the college entrance examination, then I will test you with a few simple literature questions to see if you are real."

In the video signal, Li Fan went to the sofa, swayed the slippers on his feet leisurely, patted his chest on the phone and said, "Go ahead."

Gu Yating began to ask questions: "Since you are the champion, let's start with the champion. I will give you a few questions. The first question, when did the name of the champion originate?"

Li Fan: "During the period of Wu Zetian of Tang Dynasty, he was also called Zhuangtou at that time."

"Did there be No. [-] and Tanhua in the Tang Dynasty?"

Li Fan: "There was no No. [-] in the Tang Dynasty, but there was Tanhualang. But at first, Tanhua had nothing to do with the ranking of the exam. After the announcement of the list of new Jinshi in the Tang Dynasty, they had a grand banquet in Qujiang, and the youngest Jinshi was called Tanhualang. .”

The staff member whispered: "Girl, you can't pass the exam!"

Gu Yating smiled and continued: "Since there was no No. [-] in the Tang Dynasty, when did No. [-] appear and why is it called No. [-]?"

Li Fan answered fluently: "In the early Song Dynasty, the No. 3 Jinshi was the second place in the list. Because when filling out the list of Jinshi, the name of the number one scholar was at the top and in the middle, and the second and third places were on the left and right. The position is like the position of the eyes of the human body, so it is called the 'second place'.

There is an interesting story, Chen Ruozhuo in the Northern Song Dynasty didn't have much talent but got No.2 in the exam, people laughed at him as a 'blind list'.

In the late Southern Song Dynasty, the Three Tripod Armor was formally formed, with No.1 being the No. 2 scholar, No.3 being the second place, and No.[-] being Tanhua. "

Gu Yating continued to ask: "How many major exams do champions usually go through?"

"Children's Examination, Academy Examination, Township Examination, General Examination, and Palace Examination."

Gu Yating said again: "Please list the five champion consorts."

"There is a problem with this question! The number one scholar's son-in-law has accurate historical records, and only Zheng Hao in the Tang Dynasty is the only one! People think that there are many people who are both the number one scholar and the son-in-law, but it is actually a common sense error!"

Gu Yating smiled, "Well, who is the only female champion in the history of our country?"

Li Fan blurted out: "Fu Shanxiang in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom period! But she became the plaything of Eastern King Yang Xiuqing."

"Who is the youngest champion?"

"Zhu Huchen! He won the champion of martial arts at the age of 9."

"Where is the oldest champion?"

"In the Tang Dynasty, Yin Shu won the number one scholar in his 70s. He had a younger brother, Yin Ji, who later also became the number one scholar. He was a double number one scholar, known as 'Twin Phoenixes in Wutong'."

The staff shook their heads again and again, and whispered: "Girl, this is too difficult, let's increase the difficulty!"

Gu Yating pursed her lips, and said in her heart, "It's interesting enough to let you perform your best. It's time to embarrass you!"watch out!

Gu Yating said: "How many champions have there been in the history of our country's imperial examinations?"

Li Fan got up suddenly from the sofa and looked at the phone screen in surprise.

Gu Yating couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing, thinking that she was too bad.

However, on the computer screen, Li Fan smiled lightly and said, "There are 777 records in total!"

"You're just talking nonsense!"

Li Fan asked back: "Call me nonsense, how many do you think there are?"

Gu Yating: "..."

Li Fan said again: "Do you want to ask next, what are the names of the 777 champions?"

Gu Yating nodded repeatedly at the phone: "Yes!"

"The order of number one champion in the past dynasties is, Sun Fujia, Song Shoujie, Zheng Yi, Xu Qie, Wu Shidao, Song Boyu..."

Gu Yating almost vomited blood, she hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, you got the answer right."

"What do you mean? If I got the answer right, I'll continue. Wang Zhengqing, Wang Wei, Xu Zheng, Li Ju..."

Gu Yating covered her ears, "If you don't listen, you don't listen, this question is over."

"Are there any questions? No problem, let's meet up." Li Fan lay leisurely on the sofa again, waiting to meet quickly before saying "We are not suitable".

Seeing Li Fan's triumphant look on the screen, Gu Yating had an idea and asked, "You got the answer right for the oldest champion, and you got the answer for the youngest one, too. You also know the female champion, so let me ask you, who is the most handsome?" Who is the champion?"

The most handsome?

Li Fan thought for a while and said: "This can't be determined. Many number one candidates are handsome, and having a good appearance is also one of the factors that determine the number one number one.

Wen Tianxiang? There is a record in "Song History": the body is magnificent, the skin is as beautiful as jade, the eyebrows are beautiful and the eyes are long, and the look is bright.But the others are handsome too. "

Gu Yating said: "Give me a definite answer!"

"Then Wen Tianxiang!"

Gu Yating laughed loudly and said, "Wrong, Li Fan! You idiot!"

On the computer screen, Li Fan slapped his thigh: "Look at me, forget about this!"

Laughter broke out in the living rooms on both sides.

(End of this chapter)