The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 234

The summer vacation after the college entrance examination is a day of self-liberation for many students.

However, there are still some people who are very restrained and will continue to improve themselves.

For example, at this moment, Gu Yating was dragged into a large conference hall by her cousin, and sat in the first row in front, preparing to listen to a lecture called "My Fair Lady".

In the hall, more than 200 women had already been seated at this time, and everyone was chatting lively, looking forward to the wonderful lecture given by Vice President Tong, who is famous in the advertisement rumors.

According to the advertisement, this is a lecture on Chinese culture that women in the new century must not miss to improve their character.

Gu Yating always felt that this was a bit weird, and she asked, "Cousin, who is Vice President Tong?"

"Vice-chairman of Huaguo Traditional Culture Research Association, representative of Huaguo women, that's all I know."

"Representative?" Gu Yating frowned slightly, "Who can she represent? Traditional Culture Research Association? I haven't heard of it in this Chinese culture circle, isn't it a formal sect?"

"Don't be suspicious, look quickly, the big screen starts to introduce, pay attention to the third line, she has been a cultural exchange ambassador abroad, and has had in-depth exchanges with the President of the Vatican."

Gu Yating said disdainfully: "Vatican? President? There is only the Pope in the Vatican, where is the president? I'm leaving, just listen."

The cousin grabbed Gu Yating and said, "Hey, here you are, listen to it, it's 6666 yuan, we spent 1 yuan, don't be self-willed!"

Not long after, Vice President Tong, who had a cordial exchange with the "President" of the Vatican, came to the stage and began her wonderful lecture.

""The Commandments of Women" is the greatest female work in our country. It is a must-read textbook for all women in the past 2000 years... We women must put 'humbleness first', 'endure humiliation and always be afraid', and always remember that women Weakness is beauty, not strength.

Obedience to the father before marriage, obedience to the husband when married, obedience to the son when the husband dies. This is the highest moral model that all women in our country should strive to pursue. This is the most beautiful treasure and the most correct morality left by our ancestors criterion! "

Gu Yating snorted coldly, and said in her heart: The dross is revived, the dross is rising, hum!

Vice-chairman Tong continued to narrate affectionately: "We women must pay attention to the daily behavior norms, and especially remember the 'four basic principles' of wives, that is, 'do not fight back when hit, do not fight back when scolded, accept everything, and resolutely never divorce' , remember, when your husband beats and scolds you, he is actually making you a success and shaping your glorious image as a good wife and mother!"

Gu Yating thought to herself: Fart!Hit me and try!

On the stage, all kinds of ridiculous and wonderful remarks were thrown out one after another:
"A girl's best dowry is chastity!"

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"Women wear revealing clothes, and they are the dilapidated appearance of overcoming their parents, overcoming their husbands, and undercoming their children and grandchildren!"

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"If someone wants to be a strong woman, you must first lose your woman's characteristics, cut off the uterus, cut off the breasts!"

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"Women order takeaway and don't wash the dishes, that's not a woman's way!"

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Gu Yating scratched her hair vigorously, she couldn't take it anymore, she felt that she was bruised all over her body by thunderbolts, ruining her three views!
She really wanted to stand up and denounce this cult organization that spread rotten ideas loudly. This is not a training class for female morality, it is obviously a training class for maids!
She tugged at her cousin who was listening with gusto, and said, "Let's go, I can't take it anymore."

The cousin said in a low voice: "Why are you so anxious, just watch a performance by a mentally ill patient!"

"Appreciate it yourself!" Gu Yating stood up with a snap, turned around and left, and her cousin quickly followed.

Vice President Tong saw this and waved: "Those two ladies, why are you going?"

The cousin smiled back and said, "You speak so well, we will apply for your next course."

Vice President Tong's eyes flashed with RMB, and he said quickly: "The next room pays the fee. In addition to the women's class, I also have spiritual classes, yoga classes, and lady classes..."

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Gu Yating walked out of the conference hall and lashed out: "Nonsense! Why do women quit their jobs to care for their husbands and children? With the current social pressure, the salary of a man in Chuncheng City is only more than 3000 yuan, and the mortgage is barely enough. The couple You are struggling at work, and you still advocate your wife to be a servant at home, and the family drinks northwest wind?"

The cousin said: "This kind of thing is just to fool fools. If I knew that the "My Fair Lady" lecture was such a thing, I wouldn't drag you here."

Gu Yating said again: "If you are still wearing revealing clothes, you can beat your parents, your husband, your children and grandchildren, your sister and your sister. The apes are all naked, and they didn't beat anyone. Didn't they evolve into humans? A bunch of cultural scum No wonder Li Fan wanted to criticize them!"

When Gu Yating returned home, there was still a smoldering anger in her stomach. This kind of female Durban was not only against the trend of history, but also a bunch of nonsense, dirty, disgusting and dirty, and she didn't even want her face in order to seize wealth!

She turned on the computer and decided to write an article to expose the dirty side of this female Durban.

Just as she was typing, the nanny knocked on the door and said, "Xiao Ting, there are guests at home."

"Okay, Auntie!"

After closing the notebook, Gu Yating went downstairs to the living room and saw a familiar face.

Gu's father and mother were sitting on the sofa chatting with Zhou Kai. Gu Yating walked over and sat aside and said, "Brother Kai, you are looking for me to talk about a show. What kind of show is it?"

Zhou Kai said: "Okay, let's talk about formal topics. Ya Ting, do you want to be famous?"

This question asks, who doesn't want to be famous?Who wants to be humble and weak?Isn't it hypocritical to say that you don't want to be famous?But how do you ask the girl to answer?

Gu Yating said vaguely: "Well, uh, think about it, I don't really think about it."

"That's what I want! Haha, we have brought you a brand new love TV show that is not available in the Huaguo market. We sincerely invite you to join!"

As soon as Gu Yating heard the word "love", Gu Yating immediately turned pink. When she realized the prefix (TV), Gu Yating waved her hands and shook her head, "Forget it, I don't want to be famous, I will definitely not participate."

On the side, Gu Wanli's face also turned cold, and he said, "Xiao Zhou, it's time for the child to fall in love. He's 18 years old, and he's a big girl. However, how can love be so private? How about on screen? I won't agree."

The smile on Gu's mother's face froze slightly, and she didn't say a word.

Zhou Kai quickly explained: "Although our program is titled 'Love', for young men and women aged [-] or [-], it mainly focuses on young romance, mischievous cuteness, and youthful vitality. It's not important to blossom and bear fruit, even if you become good friends in the end. Don't force the fruit to bear fruit."

Gu Yating flatly refused: "I don't insist on the result, but the process is purposeful love. I won't participate!"

Zhou Kai defended: "All love has a purpose, and it is the nature of animals to pursue the other half."

"Okay, needless to say, we won't be participating in this show!" Gu Wanli said firmly.

Zhou Kai got frustrated, but he understood. After all, boys don't matter much, and the family doesn't worry about falling in love, but girls can't do it, and they are more shy.

"Hey, your reasons for rejecting me are similar to Li Fan's!"

In the living room, Gu's father, Gu's mother, Gu Yating, and the nanny aunt exclaimed together: "Li Fan?"

"Uh... yes, he just signed a contract!"

Dad Gu: "He still signed the contract?"

Mama Gu: "This child!"

Gu's parents and Gu's mother looked at the stunned girl next to him, thinking: What's going on?
"What do you think I'm doing? He signed his. It has nothing to do with me. Anyway, I don't sign! I still have some manuscripts to write, so I won't accompany you." Gu Yating said and went upstairs.

After returning to the room, Gu Yating's heart was in disarray, she gritted her teeth and was depressed.

downstairs.

Pa Gu stroked his bushy beard, and pondered: "Actually, it's not impossible."

Seeing that there was something going on, Zhou Kai quickly explained the possibility of the show becoming a big hit again.

Dad Gu waved his hand, "I don't care if it's popular or not, but it can create an opportunity for the two children."

Zhou Kai nodded again and again: "Yes!"

Gu Ma thought for a while: "However, we must pay attention to the proportions and scales. Although the two children are adults, it doesn't matter in private, but they are under the camera after all."

"Don't worry, I won't hug and gnaw like other stars!"

Gu's parents and Gu's mother looked at each other and smiled, the parent's level is over.

"That Yating, please persuade me."

"We won't interfere, you can figure out your own way, my daughter decides her own affairs!"

Gu Ma added: "However, the male guest corresponding to my daughter can only be Li Fan, no matter who the others are, we don't recognize them."

"That is, that is!"

Convincing Gu Yating was no easier than convincing Li Fan. After a few days of hard work, the program team finally had a word to "impress" Gu Yating.

"You can think of this show as a travel show. Love is secondary. We don't force it. You just take this opportunity to see the great rivers and mountains of the motherland."

"travel?"

"Yes, tourism, if it really doesn't work, we'll sell you as a tourist game."

"Then I'll think about it."

After thinking about it for 2 days, and after several phone calls, Gu Yating "reluctantly" agreed.

And on this day, the high-profile college entrance examination results were also released.

Although the day of score inquiry has not officially started, those students with extremely high scores will know their scores in advance, and there is no need to wait until they check in person.

In the principal's office of No. 19 Middle School, all the school leaders chatted endlessly, but they glanced at the landline on the principal's desk from time to time.

"The United States is in a state of chaos recently. It won't work if gun control isn't enforced."

"It's better for our country, the weather is calm!"

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Ring Ring Ring!
When the phone rang, everyone shut their mouths and stared at the landline. Apart from the ringing sound, they could even hear someone's Adam's apple rolling.

The principal nervously pressed the hands-free button, and quickly asked: "How is it? How is our school's grades?"

In the receiver: "Principal, the highest score is Li Fan, full marks in both subjects!"

When the leaders heard the words, there was a sound of "wow", and the room boiled instantly.

The principal hurriedly told everyone to be quiet, and then asked: "Full marks in Chinese and English?"

"No, English and math!"

The headmaster asked eagerly, "What about the other two subjects?"

"143 in Chinese, 292 in Comprehensive Liberal Arts, and a total score of 735. Congratulations."

The headmaster was so happy that his IQ dropped severely, he actually asked, "Which place is that?"

All the school leaders laughed and said:

"Principal, it's all 735, 100% champion!"

"That's right, is there any doubt about this?"

"Our school became famous in the first battle, principal, you should be ready to accept interviews from various media at any time!"

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"Hush!" The headmaster continued, "Is it really the champion?"

"You are the top pick, congratulations to your school!"

When the principal heard the words, he was so excited that tears were about to come out, he couldn't believe it! No. 19 Middle School couldn't even train students from the four famous schools. This year, it actually produced the top scorer in the college entrance examination. This is the most important honor since the school was founded. Today is destined to be recorded in school history!
The number one in the college entrance examination means a lot to a school, especially this kind of ordinary high school, which is even more unimaginable. The reputation and reputation of an ordinary high school are among the students and parents, so it will be promoted to another one. steps.

Under the social background that Huaguo attaches so much importance to the college entrance examination, the score of the top scorer in the college entrance examination is often not only a score, but also a huge social honor. This has been true throughout the ages.

The news that Li Fan became the top pick in Giessen Province spread instantly throughout Giessen Province, and also aroused heated discussions throughout China. The Chinese cultural idol finally proved once again with practical actions that even if he is not recommended, he is still qualified. Select all colleges and universities across the country.

Li Fan came back from learning how to drive, and just as he walked near the neighborhood, the store owner shouted excitedly: "Li Fan, the top scorer in the college entrance examination, congratulations!"

Li Fan was stunned at the time, why didn't he receive the notification, and you guys knew about it first?seriously?

Someone said eagerly: "Naked score is 735 points! Break the record for the highest score of liberal arts students in Huaguo history!"

"Who did you listen to, I don't know myself."

As soon as Li Fan finished speaking, his mobile phone rang. The principal personally confirmed the matter to him, and then endlessly said that he would reward Li Fan, saying that he is the light of the school and the example of all students!

At this moment, Li Fan was already surrounded by countless people. He looked at the crowd around him, and suddenly thought of a sentence: Watch monkeys in the zoo!

Now, Li Fan is destined to have no peace these days.

Within half an hour, several media came to interview. Li Fan had no choice but to bite the bullet and deal with it, but found that he couldn't handle it at all. There were more and more media, and the house was about to be crushed.

Of course, various media will come to interview the top students in the college entrance examination in other provinces. After all, the aura of the top students in the college entrance examination reflects the plot of the top students in the country and the culture of the top students in the nation.

However, there were far more media that came to interview Li Fan than the other champions in the college entrance examination. Educational media, entertainment media, technology media, comprehensive media, etc., rushed to grab the news.

As a cultural icon, Li Fan ended his high school career with the best results.

But he has only one thought at the moment, to take refuge!

After sending off a wave of reporters, Li Fan said: "Dad, Mom, I have to go out and hide for a while. It's too annoying. It's only been 3 hours. Nine media outlets have come and said the same thing over and over again. I can't stand it anymore." !"

Li Ma said: "But how do you hide?"

"I went to the countryside for a few days to avoid the limelight. If a reporter came to my door, you would say that my family couldn't contact me."

Father Li shook his head and said, "Forget it, then the reporter has explosive news—'Giessen Provincial College Entrance Examination No. [-] Scholar disappeared mysteriously, whereabouts are unknown', you'd better stay at home honestly, I think it's pretty good!"

While talking, there was another knock on the door.

The reporter entered the room, turned on the camera, handed over the microphone, and went straight in.

"Li Fan, can you tell me about your feelings after learning that you became the number one student in the college entrance examination in Giessen Province?"

Li Fan pointed to his throat and waved his hand.

The reporter asked suspiciously, "Hey, are you dumb?"

Li Fan nodded, went into the bedroom, took out a pen and paper, and wrote a line: Come back for the interview another day, because you are inconvenient.

Li's father and Li's mother were amused, and their voice became hoarse very quickly!

Seeing this, the reporter said, "It's not a big problem if you're dumb, so I'll trouble you, just answer with pen and paper, thank you for your cooperation!"

Li Fan's anger is squeezing me?If I had known, I would have wrapped my fingers with tape.

The reporter asked again: "Excuse me, how do you feel now?"

Li Fan had no choice but to write with a pen: It's quite peaceful.

The reporter asked again: "As a cultural icon, I got full marks in English and Mathematics, but only scored 143 in Chinese. Can you talk about this?"

Li Fan wrote: Chinese examination papers are too subjective, and full marks are impossible.

The reporter asked: “I just heard that the district government originally planned to give you a cash reward of 5 yuan, but it suddenly canceled it——”

Li Fan blurted out: "Why?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, speechless for a while.

(End of this chapter)