The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 219 Crazy Women
When he saw Gu Yating's article, Li Fan was indeed shocked, and he was shocked from the inside out.

On Sunday, Li Fan was sitting on the sofa, holding a manuscript and carefully reading Gu Yating's "Textual Research on "Ten Continents in China"", the surprise on his cheeks was fully revealed.

Gu Yating sat on the opposite side, holding her cheeks, and looked at Li Fan with a smile, while her heart was filled with the little pride of a schoolmaster.

She has basically put a lot of energy into the textual research of this novel collection these days, and she almost forgot to sleep and eat all night long. The opportunity to prove herself in front of Li Fan has finally come.

Everyone wants to be appreciated by the person they like.Women basically hope that the man is obsessed with their beauty, but Gu Yating is different from other girls. She hopes that her talent can be fully recognized by Li Fan, because she doesn't need to prove her appearance.

Li Fan carefully flipped through the pages without saying a word, so she stayed by her side, turned on the silent mode, and waited for the words of praise that Li Fan blurted out at any time.

After finally reading the whole article, Li Fan nodded and subconsciously said, "Not bad!"

After more than a year, Gu Yating finally heard Li Fan's affirmation, and she smiled happily: "Then you see, is it a rigorous and detailed textual research, is it a wonderful work?"

Li Fan frowned: "But—"

Gu Yating's heart tightened, and she hurriedly asked, "But what?"

"Forget it, go read through the information yourself, there may be something missing."

"What's missing?"

""Jingjizhi" and "Anthology" and so on, read more."

When Li Fan said this, there was no need to remind him any more. With Gu Yating's foundation in Chinese studies and outstanding talent, just a few clicks were enough.

Gu Yating was half discouraged, well, the article written with all her painstaking efforts, she thought it would make Li Fan look different, but in the end, it was just a semi-finished product in the eyes of others.

Li Fan picked up the remote control to broadcast the station, and said seriously: "Actually, at your current age, you are already too good. Given time, you will become a great talent."

Gu Yating was still thinking about the "Jingji Zhi" and "Anthology", thinking about what else she had missed. When she heard Li Fan's words, she felt very awkward. Why did she feel like an elder encouraging the younger generation?
Li Fan boasted: "Although it is impossible to catch up with me, there is no need to be too discouraged. If you are better than you are, you are better than you are. This is your goal in the future. Come on!"

Gu Yating gave Li Fan a hard look, and said, "Turn off the TV and make up lessons!"

The plot of the emperor's concubine was being played out on the TV. The concubines around the emperor were all jealous, and their eyes were more sinister than the last.According to the normal filming process of a TV series, there might be a sex scene below.

"Wait a minute, don't worry, the important point is coming!"

"What's the point?"

"You can see it."

Gu Yating thought of those sister-in-laws again. She really couldn't figure out why all men are lustful. It has been like this since ancient times.

She glanced at Li Fan's delicate and handsome side face again, and asked, "Li Fan, you won't become this kind of person too, will you become a pervert after gaining some power?"

"Oh?" Li Fan glanced sideways at Gu Yating, and said, "How is it possible, in today's society, dealing with a wife is enough trouble, and getting a mistress is more than enough energy!"

Gu Yating's eyes lit up instantly, "Insufficient strength?"

"Ahem, enough, quite enough! I mean the relationship can't handle it." Li Fan took a sip of water to suppress his shock.

Gu Yating leaned on the sofa and stared blankly at the ceiling, feeling that with Li Fan's own conditions, the little girls were doomed to pounce on him one by one, so could he sit still?He doesn't have any obvious inclinations now, but will he be able to tell in the future?

"Hey, you guys are the most unreliable men. It's hard to say whether you will become a 'passionate man'." Seeing that Li Fan hadn't spoken to him, Gu Yating continued: "In history alone, the famous Guan Yu also covets Lu Bu. Is it Qin Yilu's wife? As a result, Guan Yu asked Cao Cao many times to take her as a concubine after he captured the city. Unexpectedly, this woman was chosen by Cao Cao and kept for his own use.

And Cao Zhi, don't you also miss your sister-in-law, Mrs. Zhen?There is also Su Shi, who married a young daughter.

As for the great dramatist Guan Hanqing, he was the pioneer of the earliest unspoken rules in the entertainment circle in our country, and he often attacked actors! "

Hearing this, Li Fan put down the remote control and looked at Gu Yating in astonishment, thinking that this girl has done a lot of research on this aspect, he said: "Who else?"

Gu Yating said again: "These are barely understandable, and there are some things that are simply incomprehensible, such as Byron and his sister. Byron was the great British romantic poet in the early 19th century, and the big man who wrote "Don Juan" What the heck was he doing with his sister, he was speechless."

Li Fan pretended to be surprised: "What? What happened to him?"

Gu Yating was very surprised, and asked suspiciously: "Hey, you don't know?"

Li Fan put on a face and said, "I don't know, tell me quickly."

Gu Yating didn't expect that there was something Li Fan didn't know, and she immediately said excitedly: "Someone once commented on Byron, saying that when he was writing, he was the genius closest to Shakespeare's throne, but in love, he was uncompromising. The incarnation of the devil.

Byron once claimed that there were as many as 200 women who had physical relations with him, and half of his manuscript fees were spent on this in a year. For this reason, he also proudly wrote: "Let's enjoy the alcoholic women, Have a good laugh and drink soda tomorrow. 'This is typical not ashamed but proud!
The most surprising thing is that he gave birth to a daughter with his sister Augusta!It's unbelievable, and he has no shortage of women, and it seems that he has no scruples about it.

Moreover, he also wrote a private diary, specifically recording the names of every woman who had physical contact with him, and also pulled off the other woman's "black thread" as a souvenir. "

Li Fan interrupted: "What is a 'black thread'?"

"Hey...I...that..." Gu Yating didn't expect to get excited and said something that girls shouldn't say to boys, so shy!

Seeing Gu Yating's face flushed like charcoal, Li Fan stopped teasing her, so he "suddenly realized" and said: "Oh, I understand, you continue to talk."

Gu Yating continued: "Many scandals prevented this good-looking, curly-haired poet from gaining a place in Westminster Abbey after his death. A church elder said that Byron's 'blatant debauchery' and his 'disorderly behavior' The Psalm' disqualifies him from Westminster Abbey."

Li Fan asked, "Who else?"

Gu Yating said: "There is also the great philosopher Russell, Russell usually has emotional contacts with several women at the same time, most of them are young and beautiful, and this hobby lasts until he is over 70 years old.

Russell won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1950 for his winning work "Marriage and Morals". The award speech praised him for "contributing to human moral culture." He indeed made a contribution. He never gave up getting involved in other things. Opportunity for any woman he met, including his students.

There is a sentence that sums up his life: chasing any woman who wears a skirt. "

Li Fan continued to ask: "What else?"

"Also—" Gu Yating suddenly fell silent. She felt that she had been tricked by Li Fan again. With Li Fan's reading, it was impossible that none of these foreign bigwigs knew about their relationship history. Seeing Li Fan's clumsy expression, she was even more convinced, she pouted and said, "There is also Li Fan!"

"Why did you get involved with me?"

"It's about you. Take a look. There are basically not many big shots who are famous at home and abroad, especially in the literary and art circles. When you, Li Fan, get mixed up with their level in the future, it's hard to say that you will suffer a lot. Innocent women."

Li Fan nodded again and again, "Thank you for your praise. It turns out that you have such confidence in me. I really can't reach the academic level of Byron Russell."

"I... I'm right. You men are all lustful, especially you. You have the signs of it now, don't you know?"

Li Fan quit now and decided to complain for the man. He said: "What do you mean that we men are all lustful, and you women are not lustful? To give a simple example, among the star fans of all walks of life, the most female fans are still the male fans." many?"

"That's just idolatry without actual contact."

"If you want actual contact, that's fine," Li Fan began to give an example, "Wu Zetian won't tell you, because everyone knows about it.

Wu Zetian's youngest daughter, Princess Taiping, was defiled since she was a child, so she probably has aspirations for men. After her second marriage, she openly adopted male favorites, especially those who are 'kung fu' and handsome. She still doesn't forget Share it with your mother Wu Zetian.

She also likes to steal people's love. It turns out that Shangguan Wan'er's lover Cui Shi was snatched by her. Moreover, Cui Shi took advantage of her "beauty" and became the prime minister.

The wife of Emperor Hui of the Western Jin Dynasty, Jiananfeng, was ugly in appearance, but she was full of romance and filthy erotic palace.Why is she so rampant? Because her father was the founder of the country, and Emperor Hui was weak and incompetent, she interfered in the government, tyrannical and autocratic, she abolished the prince, and provoked the "Eight Kings Rebellion".

Also, the Empress Dowager Hu Chonghua of the Northern Wei Dynasty, she was very talented and had a strong desire for power, but her private life was corrupt.

As for the famous Zhao Feiyan, she even built a small house in the name of "praying to the gods". She used a calf cart to pull a cart of beautiful young people, dressed as palace maids, into the palace and let them play with her.

There is also Empress Dowager Cixi, according to rumors, not only had an affair with Minister of Military Aircraft Rong Lu and others, but also had a hot fight with the 67-year-old British lover Bacchus when she was 29 years old. Bacchus later wrote "The Queen Mother and Me" A book, of course, the content of which is generally considered Bacchus bullshit.

There is also a foreign queen, Theodora, who "fights" day and night with dozens of young talents, and is undefeated. The young people raised their hands and surrendered one after another.She used to like to show her wonderful body on stage.

If you want to listen, I can keep giving you examples. "

Gu Yating retorted: "What you said is one-sided and cannot represent all women."

Li Fan smiled and said: "Then the example you gave is also one-sided, and it can't represent all men! What do I want to explain by the example I gave? What I want to say is that there is no distinction between men and women. Men are lustful, and so are women.

Why is there such an inherent view that "men are lustful", in fact, it is directly related to the patriarchal society.In ancient times, women were in the status of men's accessories. Desires and human nature were suppressed and could not be stretched. The status of women was too low.

In a patriarchal society, it is natural for men to spend time and drink. Three wives and four concubines are basically standard, but women are not allowed. They must obey three virtues and four virtues.

If things go on like this, it will naturally form the appearance that men are lustful and women are responsible for housekeeping, but in their bones, there are almost few men and women.

When women have the power to hold their promises, it is time for them to release their desires.You can take a look, all dynasties and dynasties, all women regents are basically prostitutes, exactly the same as men, because no one restrains them.

In modern society, with the liberation of the mind, men and women are basically the same. In fact, both men and women are animals with animal attributes. Don't look at men with colored glasses.

Now, on behalf of the majority of men, I officially declare that 'men are lustful' is no longer allowed! "

Gu Yating said: "You are sophistry. You say that there are many scumbags in the world, but who said there are many bad women?"

Li Fan chuckled: "Then let me ask you, who is called the scumbag? Aren't they all called by your women? Women have a characteristic, maybe it's because of social pressure, they are not very honest, as long as they break up with their ex-boyfriend, basically It's all men's fault in the world, and I don't have any faults, so there are more "scumbags".

Women love to complain, especially to their ex-boyfriends, but men, on the contrary, are more tolerant.But, you don't know that some women are really unbearable to men, such as you. "

"Get lost!" Gu Yating thought for a moment, "By the way, I saw a statistic that showed that the cheating rate of men is much higher than that of women. This fully proves the nature of you men."

"Wrong again, very wrong! To give a simple example, let's assume that there are many scumbags with a high cheating rate. If 1 man cheated with 3 women, then 10 men cheated with 30 women. Excuse me. , Are there more scumbag men or more scumbag women? There is a problem with the allocation of 'social resources'!"

"you……"

"Assume again, if a man cheats with 3 women, the final result is: these 10 men only have relationships with 10 women, then the problem comes, reverse derivation, every woman also cheated with 3 men It can be proved that the probability of infidelity has nothing to do with gender, and men and women are basically equal.

One radish and one pit, no one should laugh at anyone.

And still the same sentence, the reason why there is a "scumbag" is because many female friends are good at covering up their faults, and they are used to putting the blame on men, especially when reviewing their love history, they never mention their cheating .

And men also have a shortcoming, they like to show off, and they want to show off in the newspaper after dating a girl, but female friends are not like it, they like to keep a low profile and enjoy sex secretly.In fact, in terms of probability, they are all the same, and the appearance is false!

If you doubt my future, I can also doubt you, and the probability is the same for both of us! "

Gu Yating was speechless by Li Fan's words, and suddenly felt like "scumbag" and "scumbag" were stupid and unclear.

Is it really like what Li Fan analyzed?Maybe what he said made sense, but how did Li Fan understand women so well?Has he never had a girlfriend?

"Hey, Li Fan, why do you have such a thorough grasp of women's psychology?" Gu Yating asked curiously.

Li Fan crossed his legs and said: "This is simple, just watch more "If You Are the One"."

Gu Yating seemed to be hearing hallucinations, shouldn't she be reading some books on psychology? Why is it an entertainment dating show?

Li Fan looked at Gu Yating who had a question mark on his head, and said, "I'm just kidding, in fact, women's world is easy to understand, first of all, we must respect, we must discard the set of fallacies of our ancestors, and after seeing female friends as men, we will roughly understand Women's needs.

Men love cars, women love bags, men love to brag and show off, women also love to show off their wealth, men can't walk when they see beautiful women, women call 'Ouba' when they see Korean stars, men and women are basically the same, there are cute Place also has its headaches.

But there is one point, why are men and women equally eager for wealth, men are said to have ideals and pursuits, but women are called "material women"? "

Gu Yating asked, "Why?"

"Hey, this is just one point. Most men pursue wealth by working hard on their own, while most women rely on catching rich men! There is a saying that a woman's job is worse than a good marriage, and some women think that this Of course, this is not cute.

What I’m talking about is part of it. Most of the girls I know are pretty self-reliant and cute. There are also many who don’t want a house when they get married, but their parents disagree, so I won’t talk about it.

Of course, some women in modern times have awakened their consciousness, have a strong sense of self-struggle, do not give in to others, are willing to struggle, strive for social status, and are unwilling to be mediocre, such as you. "

Gu Yating was a little embarrassed when Li Fan praised her Leng Buding. This seemed to be the first time Li Fan praised herself, right?
She said coyly: "I'm not as good as you said. Oh, will you become a playboy in the future?"

"Of course not, why so much time? My precious time is not used to pursue women." Li Fan raised his arms and said, "I want to fight for the rise of China! Get up, I don't want to be a slave people!"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes at him and nodded, "Then I'm quite satisfied."

"Are you satisfied?" Li Fan turned his head and looked at her steadily.

"Uh... I mean, on behalf of all the female friends in the world, thank you for your mercy!"

……

The plot that Li Fan expected appeared on the TV, but as soon as the bed curtain fell, the turbulent scene on the bed was not allowed to be watched.

"Hey, boring! Why is this TV series cut so cleanly?" Li Fan threw down the remote control, disappointed, he glanced at the station logo again, and instantly understood that this is Beijing TV!
"I'm going to give you extra lessons now?" Gu Yating said with a smile.

"Okay." Li Fan turned off the TV and took out a book.

"Oh, by the way, Li Fan, I'm very curious, how do you know so many secrets about unofficial history?"

Li Fan smiled slightly: "You, Gu Yating, don't give in too much. You even know how to 'grind the mirror'!"

Gu Yating was embarrassed and just wanted to defend herself, but a child's voice sounded from the bedroom.

Jelly just woke up, she came out rubbing her sleepy eyes, and said in a childlike voice: "Mirror Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

Li Fan and Gu Yating looked at each other with a wry smile, and said in unison:

"You are!"

(End of this chapter)