The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 202 Internet Controversy
Song Zhongshu's idea of ​​beating Li Fan is not a matter of a day or two.

Ever since he saw the work "True Youth" at Mr. Chen's photography exhibition, he had set his sights on Li Fan.

Moreover, when he heard that Chen Yuan planned to bring the work "True Youth" to an international photography exhibition, he immediately became jealous, and even more so, he deepened his urge to create a painting for Li Fan!

If I draw a picture of Li Fan, then maybe I will become famous in one fell swoop by relying on Li Fan, and I will become a great artist from then on.

When he told Li Fan about this request, Li Fan naturally shirked it. Like to appreciate the work and willing to participate in it are two natures.

Song Zhongshu said eagerly: "Don't worry, it won't take up too much of your time."

Zhang Lei immediately shook his head and said, "Xiaofan, don't listen to him, he lied to you, this kid once drew a skull for a month."

Hearing this, Li Fan felt his hair stand on end. He thought, who can bear to sit there stiffly for several hours, and it can't be done in a day or two, are you kidding?How can I have the time to dedicate my delicate body to the painting world?

Peng Ren gave an idea and said: "Li Fan, give him a photo of yourself and let him trace it!"

Song Zhongshu's face turned cold at that time, as if he, a talented painter, had been humiliated, and said anxiously: "No, absolutely not, you don't understand painting at all, this has no artistic inspiration at all!"

Hearing the word "artistic inspiration", Li Fan immediately got goosebumps.Make up your mind, sit there for three or two months, and an old man on the opposite side observes your nose, mouth, Adam's apple... and finds inspiration from yourself, no no no, how awkward, if it is a beautiful woman As for a painter, well, you can give it a try.

Opposites attract, same-sex repels, and I don't lack money or fame, so I just want to live a little more comfortably, so forget it.

In the midst of the teasing and teasing, the "great painter" blushed, thinking that you don't understand painting or art at all.While he was secretly holding his breath, he suddenly glanced at Gu Yating. Hey, if he can't draw a handsome boy, he can draw a beautiful girl.

"Yating, I also think you have artistic roots, do you want to develop in the painting world?"

Gu Yating hurriedly said: "I like painting, but I don't like being painted, please let me go."

Being rejected again, Song Zhongshu suddenly felt that his artistic career had suffered a setback.

Zhang Lei said with a smile: "Don't worry about the two of them, they are busy people, how can they have time to toss with you? I do have time, and I can borrow it from you."

"Dude, I'm an artist, I wasn't made by others, I see you have no inspiration!"

"Well, I don't have any inspiration, come on, the inspiration is in the wine, let's drink one!"

……

The dinner party didn't end until 12 o'clock in the evening, and everyone went downstairs one after another, preparing to go home.They basically came here by car, and they were all drunk, so they had to find a substitute driver.

BMW 5 Series, Mercedes-Benz E-Class, etc., cars disappeared in front of Li Fan.These cars were not expensive and were standard equipment for a well-off life, but they also touched Li Fan's heartstrings.

An itch suddenly arose in his heart, and the idea of ​​getting a car to drive suddenly ignited.Frankly speaking, a car is of no use to Li Fan at all. It is completely redundant. Li Fan himself knows this truth, but he is helpless because he feels itchy.

His mentality is actually not too different from that of women buying bags.Helpless, just like the name "Li Fan", he is also a mortal, with emotions, desires, desires, and small thoughts.

Seeing this, Jia Yun walked up to Li Fan and said, "What are you thinking? Why are you suddenly in a daze?"

"I'm a little envious." Li Fan didn't pretend either.

"Then buy one."

"No Money."

"You don't have any money yet? Just pretend to be poor!"

Now that Li Fan has no money, no one really believes it. After all, with Li Fan's current popularity on the Internet, he has participated in various programs, and he even endorsed the step-by-step learning machine a while ago. No one would think that Li Fan is "a money" Poor ghost", but Li Fan really didn't have much money.

Variety shows are for him to increase his influence and maintain his popularity. Even the "Speed ​​Star" he just participated in only gave him [-] labor services. In fact, labor services are not counted as hard work.

His only source of income now is the endorsement fee of Bubu Sheng Learning Machine, but this payment is still paid quarterly.It’s only 25 per quarter, and this is already in my mother’s card.As for the reward provisions in the contract terms, it can only be used to generate income after the product is launched.The manufacturer information currently obtained does not yet have a specific launch time.When will the money come from this?
Hey, why are you so tacky?I bother!If you don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice, you have to fold eight buckets of rice!

Li Fan cursed himself in his mind and drank some chicken soup for the soul. Only then did he calm down his inexplicable urgency to buy a car.

That night, Li Fan and Gu Yating did not return to Beijing University. They were both invited by Jia Yun to rest at home. When they arrived at Jia Yun's home, Li Fan received another heavy blow.

Jia Yun's mansion is located in the prime area of ​​the city center, with a 240-square-meter loft and a house price of more than 3000 million.

When he heard the price, Li Fan vomited blood directly, "Sister Yun, where is the bathroom, let me wake up."

Looking at Li Fan's back, Jia Yun wondered, "What's wrong with this kid?"

"It must be possessed by a money man," Gu Yating said, and shouted in the direction of the bathroom, "Little money man!"

"what?"

Gu Yating wrapped Jia Yun's arm and said with a smile, "Look, he admits it himself, right?"

That night, Li Fan was lying on the bed tossing and turning. His original intention was to buy a house near the school when he finished his senior year of high school and went to college. After all, he might have more activities in the future, and it would be convenient to have a place to live outside of school.

But at this time, he counted with his fingers: the slightly better neighborhood near Beijing University costs about 15 per square meter, and the small apartment of 60 square meters costs 900 million. How can this be affordable?

The more I think about it, the more disturbed and entangled I become, so I fall asleep under the quilt, let's have a good dream, and then the dream will come true!
When it was dawn, Li Fan was in a drowsy sleep when he heard a knock on the door.

"Li Fan, the key is on the coffee table, I'm going first, there is an event at Shang Hai."

"Hmm!" After a long "Hmm", Li Fan turned around and fell asleep again.

It wasn't until noon that Li Fan finally got up in a daze amidst knocks on the door and violent roars. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't knock, are you sick this morning?"

"Your home is called morning at 12 o'clock? Sister Yun has already flown away, don't rely on others, I have been waiting for you for 6 hours, and I am convinced."

"Flew away? Why didn't I know?"

Lo and behold, this sleep quality.

After getting dressed, Li Fan walked into the living room, and at this time Gu Yating had already carried her backpack.After he yawned, he said, "Let's go back to school."

Gu Yating pointed to the coffee table and said, "Here, take the key with you."

"Key, what key?" Li Fan glanced at the coffee table in bewilderment, but seeing a car key on it, he picked it up, took a look, and asked, "What kind of car is this?"

"Porsche 911."

"Oh!" Although Li Fan didn't know much about cars, he thought it was a sports car. He didn't know if there were other types of Porsche models. He said, "Is it the kind of sports car that whines when it runs?"

Gu Yating rubbed her cheek vigorously, sweating profusely, she said helplessly: "You are so low, yes, it's whining, Sister Yun asked you to drive one, if you don't like this one, there is another one in this drawer." You can choose the key to a SUV, as you like."

"That's good," Li Fan looked at the car keys carefully, then obediently put them back.

"What's wrong?" Gu Yating asked doubtfully.

"I can't drive, I don't have a driver's license."

"Ah? According to the laws of Huaguo, you can take a ticket test from the age of 16. You didn't take the test last year?"

"I don't have a car. Let's go."

As soon as the two of them opened the door, Li Fan stopped and said, "Why don't you take me for a ride, please?"

The two came to the garage with the keys, and Gu Yating drove Li Fan through the streets and alleys of the capital.

"Hey, can you drive, be careful, don't bump into people!"

"You street killer? How did you get this ticket? Did you spend money to guarantee the ticket?"

"Gu Yating! Overtaking, this sports car makes you feel like a tractor."

……

After Gu Yating rolled Li Fan's countless eyes, she slammed the steering wheel and shouted, "Li Fan, shut up!"

"Don't smash it, I can't afford it."

"I'll pay! Shut up, people like you hate riding in a car the most. If you don't know how to drive, pay it back. The most annoying, the most annoying!!" Accompanied by the roar, there was the sound of constantly smashing the steering wheel.

Li Fan immediately became honest. He couldn't offend the female driver. Is this considered road rage disorder?
Anyway, both of them were "sick" and noisy. After three hours, they finally drove out of this road: the traffic in Dajing City is good!
People always have to return to reality. After staying in a mansion for one night and experiencing a sports car, Li Fan, who returned to Beijing University, immediately settled down and laughed loudly at his classmates who were preparing to defend their thesis in the dormitory.

Seeing everyone raising their heads in confusion, Li Fan joked: "I was very shocked when I went out last night, but looking at you, well, I am not as good as the superiors but more than the inferiors. I am satisfied."

When everyone heard this, they immediately pressed Li Fan on the bed and tortured him.

"Who do you look down on, huh? Who do you look down on?"

"Haven't you heard a word? It's young, and it may not be good, and you will be finished in the future."

"Clean him up!"

……

Li Fan quickly raised his hand and said: "Wait a minute, I am the squad leader, be careful I put on your shoes."

"Hmph, maybe it's our monitor in the future, or we won't see each other again during the winter vacation."

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately returned to their desks with melancholy faces, and continued to prepare for their defense.

The elimination rate of "Boya Cup" is too high. In the 150% elimination a month ago, [-] people were screened out. After tomorrow, half of the students will stop here. The pressure on each student is enormous.

How many people can be as relaxed as Li Fan?We don’t have that strength.

I went downstairs to buy some cold drinks for my classmates, and sent another batch to the girls' dormitory. Then, Li Fan sat on the bed holding the computer and started writing.

In just one hour, after Li Fan tapped the last keycap, the entire article was completed - "Research on the Evidence of "The Post-Master List".

The inspiration for writing this article came from the "Essence of Textual Evidence of False Books" written by himself during the exam yesterday. In that article, he first analyzed the textual research of "The Later Teachers", and then "Shangshu" and so on.

In "The Essentials of Textual Research on False Books", he did not write much on "The List of Later Teachers", not even 1000 words, and did not describe it in detail.

Today, just taking advantage of the opportunity to write a column for famous experts in "The Age of Chinese Studies", I will write a series of fake books and textual research, and then open a series of celebrity anecdotes, etc., to get close to the readers.

After checking it again, Li Fan sent the article to Lu Yaya's work email. Within a moment, the phone call came directly from there. She said eagerly: "Li Fan, are you sure you're not talking nonsense?"

Bullshit?

Li Fan is wronged, why is this the word everyone loves to say to themselves?

"I'm really not talking nonsense. I have reason and analysis. This is serious textual research on the Eight Classics. How can it be nonsense? I will next write "Textual Research on "Shang Shu"" and "Textual Research on "Shen Nong's Materia Medica" Wait for a series.”

"Ah? Don't tease me, just let me take it easy."

Lu Yaya was shocked. When she saw this article, she was shocked to the point of utter dismay. "The Master's List Later" was not written by Zhuge Liang, you Li Fan dare to say so. "The Post-Discipline" is the same as "The Former Discipline". It is written in the textbooks of Chinese studies, which is equivalent to the official seal. Ah, but you said that it was not written by Zhuge Liang. You... are too courageous Bar?
Lu Yaya's mentality collapsed in an instant. She waited and waited for the past two days, waiting for Li Fan to come up with an amazing theoretical research work like "On Poetry" again. A shocking article.

Moreover, according to his intention, there will be a batch of "Shocking Plus" versions coming out. According to him, "Shangshu" is a fake book, and "Shen Nong's Materia Medica" is a fake book... Then in the end, will "Xinhua Dictionaries are fake books?
Lu Yaya paused for a moment, suppressed her tone, and said, "Li Fan, can we write some research on literary theory? Write something serious."

"This is also serious! Textual research. Of course, I will publish it as a book in the later period like "On Poetry". On the Internet, let's start with a series of fake books, and then a series of celebrity anecdotes, and— —”

"Don't have any more, I'm afraid!"

Of course Lu Yaya is afraid, because there are very few people in this time and space who specialize in researching ancient history, books, calendars, and even folk customs, let alone forming a school of thought.For example, there was a "Qianjia School" in the previous life, which was famous for its textual research on various aspects of ancient society and history. This time and space does not have such a school.

At this time, Li Fan stood up suddenly and shouted, saying that "The Master's List" was not written by Zhuge Liang, and everyone would be shocked if you said this!Not to mention this little girl, even Cui Yongnian, the dean of the Faculty of Liberal Arts of Peking University, was so startled that his beard trembled wildly.

Moreover, listening to Li Fan's tone, he not only shouted this voice, but also seemed to keep vibrating his voice in the future. This guy is going to the opposite of the people's inherent cognition.

Lu Yaya calmed down, and read "Research on the Evidence of "The List of Masters" again, and the analysis of "Li Shi" is listed below:
1: The date of Zhao Yun's death is different in "Three Kingdoms: The Biography of Zhao Yun" and "Later Teachers", which shows that the latter is a fabrication.

2: In "Hou Shi Shi Biao", people and events that have not been recorded in history are fabricated to make up mysteries and try to cover up.

3: Chen Shou wrote "Three Kingdoms" and specially compiled "Zhuge Liang Collection", which were not included.

……

Faced with the 24 pieces of evidence listed by Li Fan, Lu Yaya hesitated, should this work be published?On the premise that there is no definite statement to prove the accuracy of Li Fan's words, what he said will definitely cause controversy. Moreover, is your nonsense right?But don't post it, it's hard for Li Fan to explain.

Li Fan can't afford to offend him now, he is a cultural idol, a big V on the Internet, and responsible for the traffic of "The Age of Chinese Studies"! If this makes him unhappy, he won't publish an article for you, turn around and pat his ass If you leave, you will be in big trouble by then.

Lu Yaya couldn't make the decision by herself, so she took a USB flash drive and knocked on Editor-in-Chief Zhu's office, asking for a decision.

Editor-in-Chief Zhu also hesitated when he saw this, he was ambiguous, and said to Lu Yaya: "What Li Fan said seems to make sense, but we can refute it, don't you think so?"

"Yes, yes, that's how it feels."

Editor-in-Chief Zhu smacked his lips and said, "Tsk tsk, kid. Okay, let me make a call!"

After the phone call, Editor-in-Chief Zhu just refuted two or three of Li Fan's 24 analysis points. Who would have thought that Li Fan would reply him directly: "Our textual research emphasizes 'seek truth from facts' and 'don't believe without evidence', you refute What is my basis?"

Editor-in-Chief Zhu was immediately speechless. After putting down the phone, he sighed and said to Lu Yaya: "Girl, I told Li Fan to run out of battery, send it."

In the column of famous experts in "The Times of Chinese Studies", Li Fan's "Research on the Evidence of "The Post-Master's List"" by Li Fan was updated.

Compared with the previous serious study of poetry theory "On Poetry", no netizens complained that they could not understand this textual research. Everyone could read the whole text in one go, and the reading volume of the entire article soared. Comments The number of forwardings hit a new high.

However, the popularity of the comment area has changed:

"Handsome Li, can you stop teasing me?"

"Comrade Xiao Li, let's delete it as soon as there are few readers reading it."

"The name of Zhuge Liang is written in our high school Chinese textbook. Are you challenging the Ministry of Education?"

……

The above are the comments of fans, which are relatively mild, but the following are the words of ordinary netizens:

"Hey, Li Fan, your brain is flooded, do you want me to blow it for you with a hair dryer."

"I'll give you a series of idioms: gossip to confuse the crowd, utter wild words, talk nonsense, talk nonsense!!"

"I'll give you three seconds to delete the article, okay, three seconds are up, report it!"

……

From early in the morning until 7 in the morning, this article was thoroughly fermented on the Internet.

If other professors and scholars had written such articles that challenged national cognition, they would have become popular on the Internet, but they would not have been as popular as Li Fan's, which alarmed the entire Internet.

Hey, who told us that we are cultural idols? With such a dazzling halo, naturally every word has attracted attention.

What's a bit disappointing is that "On Poetry" basically didn't stir up any waves and didn't arouse any widespread discussion. However, as soon as "Textual Research on "Later's Shishi Model"" was published, the Internet suddenly became agitated and the waves were turbulent.

Li Fan got up in the morning, turned on his mobile phone and glanced at his article. He was startled. The forwarding volume reached 20+. Then he looked at the online news. Well, basically there is no favorable comment for him. .

There are a few pieces of news that are slightly more neutral, but the titles or content are often evaluated as “amazing remarks.”

Even the media labeled Li Fan as a "spoofer". Li Fan could only laugh at it.

The media network can laugh, but the defense cannot.

8 a.m. is the defense time for the "Boya Cup" thesis examination. At only 7:[-], the students have gathered in the designated defense room.

"Brother, you've done it. You turned "The List of Masters Later" into a fake book. Aren't you afraid that Marquis Wu will lift the coffin?"

"How dare you say it, the Internet has exploded now."

Yang Shuo suddenly said in shock: "Oh, by the way, this is what you won't write in the exam, right?"

Li Fan replied: "No."

Yang Shuo let out a sigh of relief and said, "That's fine, otherwise it depends on how you answer."

"When I took the exam, I wrote "Hou Tushi Biao", "Shangshu", "Shen Nong's Materia Medica" and so on. They were all fake books, and the name was "The Essentials of Textual Research of False Books"!"

"You... that's over, you're dead!"

The first message that Li Fan was determined to die: the moment the written test report card was posted the day before yesterday, everyone surrounded him, but the last name was: Li Fan.And the results column wrote two words: to be determined!
Everyone was in an uproar when they saw this, but Li Fan tensed up, calm and at ease.

Half an hour later, a wonderful debate with a professor of Peking University completely opened the curtain of Li Fan's development of textual research in this time and space!

(End of this chapter)