The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 197 Argument Between Top Scholars

The tidbits of last year's "Hua Guo Idiom Conference" were played on the flat-screen TV.

When the stars saw this, they howled.

"Oh, that's what it means!"

"This is really hidden. Even if I followed the idiom conference, I had seen this tidbit at the time. However, didn't your program team just say 'pot'? I could have guessed it even if I tried hard, but Kitchen utensils...you are so cruel!"

"This bend is winding, absolutely."

"What about the jigsaw puzzle? We haven't put together the jigsaw puzzle from beginning to end."

Li Fan smiled and said, "Of course you can't put it all together, because the key parts are all here."

When Li Fan said this, he took out six or seven fragments from his pocket, which were the two key parts of the eyes and nose.

After everyone put all the pieces together, a cute baby with big black and bright eyes jumped into everyone's sight. This is the [-]-day photo of Jelly.

"Yo, your sister looks too much like you!"

"Look at this nose, look at these eyes, they are amazing!"

"Old Li's family's genetics are too strong. By the way, let us pay our respects to the photos of your parents."

"Yes, where are the photos of your parents? Let's see who your brothers and sisters look like!"

Some people who had chased after the idiom conference laughed and said nothing, while Li Fan was a little embarrassed. Will this cause any misunderstanding?Anyway, every time someone saw it, they would exclaim in surprise, as if Li Fan was adopted.

Li Fan turned on his phone, found the photos of his parents, and handed them to the stars. Seeing this, the stars quickly gathered around, but everyone was in high spirits, but soon they all frowned. It was a look of confusion.

"Well, Auntie is very lucky!"

"Uncle looks kind-hearted too!"

puff!
Gu Yating couldn't hold back her laughter, and wondered if you really couldn't find a reasonable vocabulary?Seeing Li Fan's rolling eyes, she quickly bit her lip to hold it back.

In the last session of the recording, Li Fan put the golden phoenix crown in his hand on Gu Yating, and then the two walked towards the "space-time shuttle" hand in hand, and both made a time travel gesture. Then this session ended, and the rest was handed over to the production department. It's late.

The stars sat chatting together, took a short break, and waited to drive to dinner later.

The director said to everyone: "Everyone's eyes have been opened today. These two academic masters not only have a lot of research in Chinese culture, but even in astronomy, geography, mathematics, etc., they are beyond ordinary people."

Li Fan hurriedly said: "Don't say that. I like Chinese studies. If you say that I am good at Chinese studies, then I will stop pretending. But I still have shortcomings in other aspects. Everyone knows that I have a good memory, but I Only study what I like to study."

The director said with satisfaction: "Look, with his neither arrogant nor impatient personality, no wonder this kid is so successful!"

success?

This word is too big, this word is too broad.Apart from anything else, what is the standard of success is different for everyone.

Li Fan was far from successful, he had only climbed the first step, and there was still a long way to go.

A female assistant ran to Li Fan's side and said, "Li Fan, I've been running with you all night, and I'm particularly interested in a question, can you tell me about it?"

"Okay, don't ask me why I'm so handsome, I really don't know!" Li Fan joked.

The female assistant smiled and said: "There was a poem before, that one:
Although the neon clothes are so good, how can they last forever? For ten years, the Swallow Tower is desolate.

I only complain about the ridicule of others, and my soul hates to rest for a day.

You said there was something going on between Bai Juyi and Guan Panpan, can you tell us about it? "

Li Fan was puzzled and asked, "Isn't this a question from your program group? You don't know?"

"This is a question we commissioned from a university professor. We don't know the details. We only know the answer. Tell me."

"Oh!" Li Fan nodded. Just as he was about to speak, his cell phone rang. He said apologetically: "Wait a moment, I'll answer the call."

When Gu Yating saw Li Fan leave, she thought to herself: Hey, only you know?Don't others know?I understand this too!

She couldn't hold it back and said with some excitement: "Sister, I also know this story. How about I tell it to you?"

"sure!"

Seeing everyone's eyes gathered around, Gu Yating felt secretly refreshed, she brewed her emotions, and said: "

Guan Panpan was a famous actress in the Tang Dynasty. She was proficient in poetry and prose, and had a beautiful singing voice and superb dancing skills. She was later adopted as a concubine by Zhang Min, the commander-in-chief of Xuzhou.

Guan Panpan is Bai Juyi's number one fan. Not only can he recite all of Bai Juyi's works by heart, but he also composes Bai Juyi's "Song of Everlasting Regret" and sings it as a repertoire for every performance.Bai Juyi heard many people say that there was a female poet in Xuzhou who admired him so much that she was so intoxicated that she decided to meet Guan Panpan.

Once he was invited to "research and study" at the office of Xuzhou Jiedu envoy Zhang Yin. Zhang Yin held a banquet in honor of this famous poet who came from afar. The curtain has opened.

That night, Guan Panpan, who was dressed in gorgeous clothes, performed a dance for Bai Juyi.When Guan Panpan saw his idol Bai Juyi for the first time, his heart was overwhelmed with uncontrollable joy, so he danced the elegant "Neon Clothes and Feather Dress Dance" very hard for his idol.

After a solo dance, Bai Juyi highly affirmed Guan Panpan's artistic achievements, and wrote a poem to show his encouragement: "Drunken and charming can't win, and the wind blows peony flowers."

Guan Panpan was naturally flattered to receive such courteous treatment from his idol, and kept nodding his head in thanks.What exactly happened during this period, it is not convenient for me as a girl to say, there are various versions of it.

When Bai Juyi was leaving, he said affectionately to Guan Panpan: "You have to work hard, be honest, and strive to be an artist with both virtue and skill, and make your own outstanding contribution to the cultural cause of the Tang Dynasty in the future." . '

A few years later, her husband Zhang Min passed away, and Guan Panpan had nowhere to go, so she moved to the villa Zhang Min had bought for her in the suburbs before her death. She announced her farewell to the entertainment industry, switched to a literary route, and wrote "Swallow" Lou Ji".

In the 14th year of Yuanhe, when a man named Zhang Zhongsu visited Bai Juyi, he brought news of Guan Panpan and presented several poems about Guan Panpan thinking about his deceased husband.

After Bai Juyi read it, he couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion.But he changed his mind and thought again, since you, Guan Panpan, expressed in the poem that you miss Zhang Min so much and are so heartbroken, since you love him so much, why didn't you die for him? This is the best proof of your love. .

Therefore, Bai Juyi returned four poems to Guan Panpan, full of sarcasm between the lines.

When Guan Panpan received these four poems, she couldn't stand Teacher Bai's bombardment and decided to leave.So she started a hunger strike and died of starvation in Yanzilou ten days later.When he was dying, Guan Panpan left two poems to Teacher Bai: "Children don't know what is rising from the sky, and they are sweating all over the green mud." '"

After Gu Yating told this story, the stars were in an uproar. It turned out that the tall characters in the books and the teacher's mouth were inherently flawed.

For such a great poet, you say that you used harsh words to irritate a young widow. Where has your grace gone? Moreover, you interfere in other people's family affairs and slander their personality. What are you relying on?
Gu Yating watched the stars criticize and discuss with a smile, and her sense of accomplishment doubled. She completely understood why Li Fan liked to "teach knowledge" to everyone. Seeing everyone's "thirst for knowledge", So cool!

The more she thought about it, the more beautiful and happy she became. It turned out that sharing knowledge was so pleasurable. Until she looked back, she suddenly felt that something was not good.

The handsome cheeks were tightly wrinkled, and the bright eyes were full of negative colors, especially, he shook his head slightly and sighed.

Gu Yating curled her lips, "What are you doing? Tell me what you have to say!"

"Well, actually." Li Fan rubbed his hands, walked around from behind Gu Yating into the crowd, and said, "Actually, this story that has been passed down for a long time is wrong, far-fetched and fabricated!"

When the stars heard this, they were instantly attracted by Li Fan's remarks.

Gu Yating was not convinced: "Why do you say that I am wrong? This is an allusion that has been passed down for a long time. Besides, even the professor who wrote the question thinks there is no problem!"

"Does what has been circulated for a long time necessarily be correct? Binding feet has been around for a long time, otherwise you..." Li Fan was speechless after saying this and stared at Gu Yating's feet again and again.

Gu Yating was annoyed: "Then why do you say it's fabricated? If you say it's fake, it's fake?"

Li Fan smiled and said, "Then listen to me! First of all, let's talk about the origins of the poems you mentioned. The "Three Poems of the Swallow House" you mentioned is not the work of Guan Panpan, but the work of later generations." This work is precisely Zhang Zhongsu's.

This was mistakenly placed under the name of Guan Panpan in the "Cai Tiao Ji" compiled by Wei Wei, a member of the Five Dynasties.When the Qing people compiled "Quan Tang Poems", Zhang Zhongsu's "Three Swallow Towers" and Zhang Junfang's "Li Qing Ji" made up of "He Baigong Poems" were all collected under the name of Guan Panpan.

Even the two poems that Guan Panpan recited before his death in the fictional "Tang Poetry Chronicle" are included in the same volume under the title "Sentence". "

Gu Yating curled her lips and said, "You said yes? What about the evidence?"

Li Fan laughed and said: "The attribution of this poem cannot be explained in a few words. I will only give one example. In the great book "Guan Zhui Bian", the first poem of "Swallow House" was misquoted as Guan Panpan's poem. The responsible editor pointed out that this poem was actually written by Zhang Zhongsu, and Mr. Qian corrected it accordingly.

Think about Mr. Qian's great reputation!
As for "Complete Tang Poetry" and "Tang Poetry Chronicle", etc., there are many mistakes. After all, they were compiled by people, so there must be mistakes.Then let's not talk about Mr. Professor. "

Gu Yating was dissatisfied and said: "How do you explain Bai Juyi's song "The Legend of Zhang Pu Shooting the Prostitutes"? It is obviously full of regret and ridicule!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "You are listening to the ancients again! The full text of this poem is:

Gold does not hesitate to buy eyebrows,
I picked three or four branches like flowers.

Teaching singing and dancing is exhausting.
As soon as I leave, I don't follow each other.

This poem can be summarized in one sentence: When you were alive, you took concubines and bought prostitutes, loved them very much, and trained them carefully, but when you die, who can go down and accompany you?

"Annals of Tang Poetry" described it as a poem given to Guan Panpan by Bai Juyi, and made up Guan Panpan's harmony poem "Giving people will not give people deep meaning, and I am surprised that Daoquantai does not follow each other", but in fact, it is not the case at all.

The title says 'all prostitutes', which shows that it is not referring to one person at all, and it is not aimed at Guan Panpan at all.

Of course, everyone can understand this, but everyone gossips and guesses, thinking that Mr. Bai is insinuating. "

Gu Yating said: "It's just an insinuation. Think about the relationship between Bai Juyi and Guan Panpan. Then think about it for yourself. If your friend died and your friend's wife was still very familiar with you, then you wrote this poem What do you mean? Calling 'prostitutes', this is obviously a way to ridicule Guan Panpan!"

All the stars nodded in unison when they heard the words, and stood in line one after another:

"Well, Yating makes sense."

"It's human nature. If a friend of mine dies, and if his wife knows me very well, I wouldn't write this kind of poem if I were killed. I will definitely avoid suspicion. If I wrote it, then I must be against him If the daughter-in-law has an opinion, it must be an insinuation."

"agree!"

"I also agree with Gu Yating, it makes sense!"

……

Gu Yating, who received the support of everyone, unconsciously raised her chin and showed a proud smile on her cheeks.

Seeing this, Li Fan smiled and said, "Who said that Bai Juyi and Guan Panpan are very close? There is no proof of this. Besides, Bai Juyi has a story with a domestic prostitute."

This house prostitute is called Fan Su, and she is good at singing the song "Yangliuzhi".At the age of 68, Bai Juyi decided to release Fan Su and wrote a song "Can't Forget Love".It can be seen that Bai Juyi is not a person with corrupt ideas.

Moreover, the folk customs in the Tang Dynasty were very open, women were very free, remarriage was a trivial matter, and trial marriages were common. Do you think it was reasonable for women to take the initiative to be buried in that period?
And Bai Juyi might not ask others to be buried, right? "

The stars were confused, as if what Li Fan said made sense.Even Bai Juyi decided to let his domestic prostitute go, which shows that he is not so narrow-minded.

Li Fan continued: "That poem is actually lamenting that Zhang Min's life is short, and the rest are all taken literally..."

Gu Yating was silent, listening to Li Fan's babble, and after a while, she suddenly said: "This is mostly your own analysis, what I described is from the encyclopedia."

Li Fan scratched his head and said, "Haven't you heard that Baike is the encyclopedia of Diaosi? Basically, netizens can modify and edit the content by themselves. Do you believe that?"

"You!" Gu Yating bit her lip, unable to refute.

He Huan asked: "Then why did this story spread?"

Li Fan said: "The spirit of gossip. The reason why such a false statement full of flaws will spread like wildfire is because it can satisfy the curiosity-seeking psychology of the public, and various errors in the inheritance of literature are also a contributing factor.

From ancient times to the present, the core nature of people may not change, and the spirit of gossip is one of them.The ancients also liked to "look at the pictures and talk". Typically, there are two pictures at the beginning of the article, and the rest is all based on the compiled routines, but they are just reading poems.

It may be because of a few unrelated poems, after slowly evolving and fermenting, you can create an amazing drama for you..."

After the discussion between the two academic masters, Ding Jiang said: "I think what Li Fan said makes sense, but I still think what Gu Yating said is interesting. Bai Juyi forced the widow to death. He has a small belly and a narrow mind. This is so interesting."

Li Fan said: "See, this is the key to the stories of Bai Juyi and Guan Panpan being passed down from generation to generation. It has a mass foundation!"

After everyone laughed, the director asked: "Then I will give you a chance to time travel. Which dynasty do you want to time travel to?"

Wang Mu said: "I want to go back to the Spring and Autumn Period! Because I am filming a movie that is set in the Spring and Autumn Period."

Li Fandao: "The Spring and Autumn Period was not very good, and the sanitary conditions were not good. Have you never heard of an allusion? At that time, Jin Jinggong went to the toilet after eating new wheat, but he fell into the cesspool and died. This is a historical record. It is the first recorded monarch who was martyred in a latrine, even going to the latrine is dangerous, I think let it go!"

Zheng Yuan said: "Then what if I go back to pre-Qin?"

"The conditions in the pre-Qin period were even worse. The toilets at that time were called 圂, which means pigsty. At that time, the toilets used to build a simple platform on top of the pigsty. The pigs that are eaten are directly used as waste."

Sun Yuandao: "Then I'll go back to the Ming and Qing Dynasty General Assembly. I don't believe that hygiene can still be a problem."

Li Fan shook his head: "There was a saying that explained the sanitary situation in the capital at that time: old friends defecated in the streets. Think about that scene. The streets of the capital were full of filth. It was such a grand occasion... But it was finally clear in the evening. With improvements, there are 'dung workers'! Dung workers are——"

He Huan glared at him and said, "Li Fan, shut up! I'm eating."

Li Fan said with a sneer: "Well, I just want to go to the toilet!"

After Li Fan finished speaking, he turned and went to the bathroom.

Everyone looked at Li Fan's back, a little incredulous.

"Yating, Li Fan has always been in this state? Is there anything he doesn't know, is there anything he can't talk about?"

"I feel like he has caught up with the encyclopedia!"

"He can tell you about every little thing in life. Has he always been so awesome?"

……

Gu Yating nodded unwillingly, "Well, it should be!"

Gu Yating originally wanted to imitate Li Fan and "show off" to have fun, but who would have thought of being messed up by this kid? Just wait, sooner or later you will fall under my pomegranate skirt!

On the second day, I shot the scene MV of "Quick Star". This short film is divided into two parts, one is the beginning of the plot of "Princess Defense", and the other is the end.

At the end, the short film starts shooting:
In the main hall, Gu Yating was dressed in splendid attire, wearing a golden phoenix crown, and said to the kneeling crowd:

"It's really not easy for me to return to the palace. It all depends on the hard work of all the lovers, especially Li Aiqing, who is even more dedicated. Today, Li Aiqing was promoted to be the prime minister, Zheng Yuan—"

Li Fan said: "Your Highness, wait a minute, where are the rewards you promised to the humble palace maid?"

"My promise to Aiqing, I will never forget, Xuan Qingcheng, Jiaren, the two court ladies."

Li Fan looked back and saw two overweight women in their 40s walking over tremblingly. They were so ugly that you will never forget them.

"From now on, you two will always be by Li Aiqing's side, and will stay with you for the rest of your life!"

Li Fan shouted: "Princess! Spare me, princess!"

……

"Crack!" the director said: "Perfect, the emotions are in place!"

Li Fan pulled open the collar of his Tang suit and said, "Well, goodbye, director, and everyone."

Gu Yating also waved to everyone and said, "Then let's go back to the capital!"

The director nodded again and again, "Okay, I hope we can meet each other in other programs in the future."

Li Fan and Gu Yating quickly removed their makeup, then pulled up their backpacks and rushed to the airport.

(End of this chapter)