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Chapter 183 You are here to make fun of me (5600 words updated)

Li Fan and Bi Xia walked off the stage, and Bi Xia was brimming with the joy of promotion.

She thought the semi-finals would be a fierce battle, but what she didn't expect was that she won! !
Do you think this is irritating?This is infuriating!What do you think you can do?no way!
However, compared to Bi Xia, Li Fan is obviously calmer, because his biggest problem right now is guessing the poems, and this is what Li Fan is most unsure about, which is really a headache.

During this period of time, he basically conducted "shattering" research on the 9 programs before the Poetry Conference, from which he explored the preferences and intentions of the questioners, including his own troubles in this idiom guessing session. With all his hard work, he finally had some gains, cleared up his thinking, and studied the key points, but he didn't know if he could help him in the subsequent competition.

In the third group of poetry guessing competitions of the Poetry Conference, there are basically few out-of-the-ordinary poems, and the direction of the program's topics is also biased towards the public, which shows that the program group is officially trying to bring the program closer to the general public.This is very beneficial to Li Fan, and greatly reduces the scope of Li Fan.

Li Fan also divided the difficulty level of the poems into different levels in his mind, and generally the framework of the poems in his mind has been completed.

Everything is ready, just don't know how it will work.

On the stage, Dong Xin introduced: "Everyone knows that there is a famous sand painting problem in our competition. Today, Mr. Liu Qing, a sand painting artist who painted for our show, also came to the scene. Everyone applauded and encouraged."

Hearing this, Li Fan's heart trembled suddenly, it turned out that these sand paintings were made by the same person!Does that mean that these sand paintings must have something in common?After all, an artist must have his own creative tendencies, habits and unique artistic aesthetics.And the more works of an artist, the more prominent the commonality among the works, and the easier it is to study.

Li Fan thought of this, and glanced at Liu Qing who stood up and greeted the audience, he patted his head, that's it!

On the stage, the competition continued. The third round of the competition had nothing to do with him, so Li Fan swiped on his mobile phone off the stage, found all Liu Qing's sand painting videos, and quickly browsed them.

The semi-finals were recorded for another 40 minutes. In the breakout match, a group of contestants fought against each other, and the last six emerged victorious.At this point, the top eight players in the finals were finally born: Li Fan, Bi Xia, Lin Baofeng, Kang Xi, Yang Dou, Xue Panpan, Lei Lei, and Hu Yue.

Dong Xin's voice was full: "Our semi-finals of this period have come to an end here, and we will see you next time."

Amid applause, Dong Xin stepped down.

The so-called see you next time means seeing you later, because the semifinals and finals were recorded together.

There was a temporary break in the studio, the audience chatted, and the guest teacher went to the dressing room to touch up makeup. The scene was chaotic.

The vest stopped in the semi-finals, muttering, "Come on, the car has no road before the mountain, I have to go home and drive."

"What kind of car do you drive? Dirty?" Yang Dou joked.

All the contestants chatted together, but Li Fan sat there with his brows furrowed and his head bowed in silence.Everyone gathered around and found that this guy was quickly watching the sand painting video on the screen.

"Look at him, it's no wonder that Li Fan has outstanding achievements and extraordinary abilities. The key is that he loves to study and specialize in research."

"Everyone has a reason for success. How can anyone be successful for no reason?"

"No matter how good the conditions are for you, why don't you study and work hard? Look at Li Fan!"

……

A group of people buzzed around Li Fan, Li Fan raised his head and smiled wryly, thinking, can you be quiet?If I don't do my own research, then in the finals later, when I encounter the part of guessing poems, you can't torture me to death?

Bi Xia's excitement was still there, she said: "Hey, Lie Ying, my luck is really overwhelming today, it seems that my beauty has received extra care from God!"

"Beautiful?" Vest looked down at Bi Xia.

Bi Xia said happily, "Why, not convinced? Look at my long legs!"

"Pfft! I'll give you a poem!" Ma Jia thought for a while, and started to write a poem like Ding Yi, "The king of heaven covers the tiger on the ground, Bi Xia is 1 meters tall, the pagoda suppresses the river demon, Bi Xia is not tall."

Bi Xia kicked him with a "bang" and said, "I'm talking about proportions, do you understand proportions?"

While everyone was laughing, there were many leaders who appeared to be seated in the front row of the auditorium. This was a signal that the finals were about to start.

Sure enough, there are always only employees waiting for the leaders, and no leaders waiting for the subordinates. As soon as the leaders took their seats, the director notified everyone to prepare for the recording of the finals.

Seeing this, Li Fan had no choice but to put away his phone. As the contestants came to the backstage to wait again, the previous procedures had to be repeated.

The on-site director said to the audience: "Please accept the applause, thank you for your hard work, three two one, let's start."

Amid the applause, the recording of the finals began. Dong Xin changed into a lady's suit and was very capable. She walked to the middle of the stage and recited the opening speech that had not changed for thousands of years.

All the top eight contestants stood on the stage, and beside the stage, there was a brand new SUV. Under the brilliant lights, this SUV looked very high-end and elegant.

Li Fan glanced at the SUV and counted up the time in his mind, um, there are still two hours left!

"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Lin Baofeng asked.

Li Fan smiled: "After the game, everyone is going to say goodbye, I can't bear to miss you!"

"Oh!" Lin Baofeng was quite moved.

Dong Xin: "Today's game is divided into two rounds. The first round: the top 4 promotion match; the second round: the championship battle. First of all, in the first round, we use the 'flying flower order', two-two confrontation, and the winner advances to the championship Battle. Alright, let’s ask the staff to bring up the props.”

On props, the draw begins.

Before, everyone was looking forward to getting Li Fan, but this time, everyone's expressions changed and they scrambled to avoid him.There is a 17-year-old boy next to him, he is obviously a beast, a devil!

Lin Baofeng draws Xue Panpan, Kangxi draws Yang Dou, the fifth ball is Bi Xia, Bi Xia is happy again, Kang Xi and Lin Baofeng are all drawn away, then his next opponent is very good ah.What, you said there is still Li Fan who hasn’t been drawn?Don't be ridiculous, how could you be so lucky to draw the same person twice in a row?

But... when the marking ball rolled down, Bi Xia was dumbfounded, and she roared in her heart: Oh my god, what the hell!

Bi Xia's face was full of shock, and he stomped his feet in annoyance, "What a coincidence? My fate!"

Dong Xin smiled and said, "I'll give you an idiom. Success is Li Fan, and defeat is Li Fan. Uh... I'm sorry, we can't say defeat before the game."

"The game is over," Bi Xia sighed, stretched out his hand in the direction of the SUV, and sang: "Goodbye, friend, goodbye, friend, goodbye, goodbye!"

……

In the first game of Feihua Ling, Lei Lei played against Hu Yue. Both sides shouted at each other:

Lei Lei made a gesture of "shooting the moon" with a bow towards Hu Yue, and said: "Ride the horse across the cliff, bend the bow and shoot Hu Yue! Crack!"

The audience burst into laughter when they saw this, this guy is also a tease, but he can still think of this Shi Dakai's "Introduction to the Sichuan Wall", which is also amazing. Are there so many teasers who understand culture now?
Hu Yue glanced at him, did not answer, and directly made a set of sweeping movements, which confused the audience and the host.

Dong Xin asked: "What do you mean?"

Hu Yue smiled and said: "Minesweeper!!"

Lei Lei fainted instantly!
The applause immediately flooded the entire studio hall. This stalk can be played for 1 years when you meet someone with the surname "Lei"!

The final winners of the first three groups of Flying Flower Orders: Lin Baofeng, Kang Xi, and Hu Yue.At present, the last group of Li Fan and Bi Xia is left.

At this time, Bi Xia was completely broken. She typically knew that she would die and had to go to the battlefield. When she thought about it, she felt that this was a particularly tragic story!So, when she took the stage, she showed off the demeanor of a female martyr, impassioned and ready to die.

"Be a hero in life, and a hero in death! Come on, Li Fan." Bi Xialang said.

Li Fan strolled onto the stage and said: "Ten years of sharpening a sword, Frost has never tried it. Here I come!"

Bi Xia felt a dull pain in his heart, you mean your big sword hasn't been unsheathed yet?
Dong Xin chuckled: "Li Fan means that you don't need to use weapons to kill you, bare hands are enough, this is Chi Lulu's discrimination, honorable 'Your Majesty', answer him."

Bi Xia pursed his lips and said, "What he said seems to be right."

This round of imagery is: Pavilion.

Bi Xia: "I often remember that the sun is setting in the brook pavilion, and I don't know the way back when I am intoxicated!"

Li Fan: "But after the success, I will return to accompany Immortal Manting."

Bi Xia: "In the north of Gushan Temple and in the west of Jiating, the water surface is initially flat and the clouds are low."

Li Fan: "I suddenly met Mu Yundong today, and told me about my dream at the flag pavilion."

……

After the two saw each other for more than a dozen rounds, Bi Xia couldn't hold it anymore. She thought to herself and said, "Suddenly I have the urge to abstain, er, yes, Jiang Ting Yeyu. Good to see Jinghua Xin dance."

Li Fan said with a smile: "The old me plays the piano from him, and the old man is from the flute Tingke."

Bi Xia frowned at this moment, and asked the audience: "Am I not worthy of competing with 'artificial intelligence'?"

The audience said in unison: "Yes!"

Bi Xia spread his shoulders and pouted to Li Fan, "You won!"

There is no way, this is not just a difference in strength, it is simply a game between the human brain and the "computer".

Li Fan and Bi Xia hugged and greeted each other, and all the top four players were born.

The championship competition consists of three parts: poetry comprehensive knowledge competition, you act and I guess, and sand drawing questions.

In this championship competition, except for the comprehensive knowledge competition of poetry, the other two links are all Li Fan's weaknesses, and they killed his mother.

Four people are in place, ready to start the next game.

Li Fan kept moving his limbs and fingers to warm up.The first round is crucial for him. Whether he can win the championship depends on whether he can lay a good foundation in this round. As long as the following two items do not delay him, he will be considered a victory.

After moving the ten slender fingers countless times, seeing Dong Xin just reading the question, Li Fan hung his palm over the answering machine, with a nervous expression, ready to slap it down at any time!
The other three people also showed their full attention. It was the last link, and everyone had to risk their lives for that one time.

Dong Xin: "Which historical figure's allusion does 'Ruziniu' come from in 'Heng Mei Leng pointed at thousands of husbands, bowed his head willingly as a Ruziniu'?"

boom!
Li Fan: "Qi Jinggong!"

Dong Xin: "It says he dotes on his child, what is his child's name?"

Li Fan: "Tu!"

The second question:
"'Ji Meng Wei He? Wei Xiong Wei Wei' comes from "The Book of Songs Xiaoya Sigan". So, what does it mean to dream of bears and bears?"

boom!
Li Fan once again took advantage of his youth and quick hands, and said: "Wei Xiong, it's an auspicious sign for the birth of a boy."

Dong Xin said, "Then what if it's a girl?"

Li Fan said: "Weibo and Weisnake!"

The audience applauded, learned again!

The other three looked at each other in blank dismay:

"Brother, work hard! Let's not make Li Fan shave bald!"

"Shouldn't we think about it before we start?"

"After we think about it, everyone has answered correctly. If you don't think about it, you're stealing!"

That's right, when Dong Xin just finished reading the question, Li Fan immediately had the answer. His response to the answer to the question was completed in an instant, while other ordinary people could complete it in at least three instants.

So next...

"Choose a verse from the following 5 idioms:
cardamom age;

rare years;

disregard human life;

backfire;

extraordinary;

Please answer! "

boom!
Dong Xin said: "Please Hu Yue give the answer."

Hu Yue stared at the screen with squinted eyes, and said, "Wait a minute, I'll look for it first!"

puff!
The audience burst into laughter when they heard the words. As expected, in order to fight against Li Fan, everyone directly implemented the strategic policy of shooting first and thinking later!

The countdown starts.

10!

9!

……

"Ah, I found it. The grass is full of bean sprouts and the bean sprouts are rare! Tao Yuanming's "Returning to the Garden and Farm" is planting beans at the foot of the South Mountain, and the grass is full of bean sprouts and there are few bean sprouts!"

"congratulations!"

In this kind of competition where other people were desperately trying to answer, Li Fan still scored 30 out of 14 questions with his quick response, accumulating 28 points, while No.2 Kangxi only got 14 points .

There is no way, everyone has no choice but to accept their fate in dejection, otherwise what else?

The first session ended, and several people comforted each other.

"It's okay, calm down!"

"Then it's time to deal with Li Fan."

"Kill him in the next two sessions!"

Lin Baofeng asked: "By the way, Li Fan, I'll let you grab whatever you want in the next part. Points will be deducted for wrong answers anyway."

Hey, after Li Fan was provoked for the first time, his head bowed down. This was originally the most amazing advantage, but it has turned into the most worrying disadvantage. From this, it can be seen that sometimes the head is easy to use, but there may not be any problems. can be solved.

The second link: [You act and I guess], 5 points for each question!
Dong Xin said: "I'm inviting Wang Wang to come on stage and perform for everyone."

Li Fan's head is getting bigger at this time, and he keeps reminding himself in his heart: 1, don't guess uncommon poems; 2, observe the core information; 3, get rid of unnecessary actions of the performers...

After a series of self-reminders, Li Fan rubbed his temples and carefully observed every move on the stage.

Wang Wang walked to the middle of the stage, glanced at the tablet, and started his performance.

She waved her hands in front of her face first, and then pointed at the ceiling and began to mime: "Oh, oh, oh!"

what?
Several players looked at each other.

Wolf?It's kind of like a chicken.The gesture of waving should mean "negation".

This is the finals, no one guesses blindly just to try their luck, without [-] to [-]% certainty, everyone will not make a move easily.At this time, everyone was nervously staring at Wang Wang on the stage, and by the way, glanced at the car not far away.

Li Fan smashed, smashed his mouth, what exactly is Wang Wang's set of movements, there is no accurate answer at all.

Wang Wang saw that no one was rushing to answer, so she repeated the previous action, and then stroked her hair with her hand.

The contestants still didn't make a move, but Li Fan understood in seconds. He thought about it and let his breath down.

Wang Wang performed for the third time. She had an idea and started humming: "La la la la...", and then onomatopoeia after singing, "Whoa!"

Li Fan was very happy, and slapped the answer button with a "bang": "Hugh will sing the yellow chicken with white hair!"

Wang Wang sighed, and Dong Xin also shook his head regretfully, saying: "Wrong! 5 points will be deducted, and the game will continue."

boom!
Li Fan tried again: "Don't sing yellow chicken and have gray hair!"

Dong Xin said: "Correct, Li Fan added 5 points. Taken together, there is no score for this question."

Okay, this half day's work has been in vain.

The other three players questioned one after another.

"Come on, is that your white hair? Your hair is covered with ink."

Wang Wang was speechless, "Can I still dye my hair white on the spot?"

Kang Xi said: "Then whose chicken is as loud as yours? Sister, have you ever seen a live chicken?"

Hu Yue said: "That's how the rooster crows, listen, cluck cluck..."

The audience at the scene burst into admiration, it was really like learning.

Lin Baofeng nodded repeatedly, pointed to Wang Wang and said, "See, this chicken is a professional!"

Hu Yue gave him a white look, as if she wanted to kill someone.

The second question: [Laughing and asking where the guest came from]

Wangwang continued to perform, but how to perform this?

Wang Wang thought for a while, and started laughing with his hips on his hips, "Hahaha!" Then he pointed to the front with his finger, and continued to laugh, flamboyantly and charmingly.

The four contestants were stunned, thinking, What are you doing?

Suddenly, Lin Baofeng rushed to answer: "Won the brothel fame!"

"You are a brothel!" Wang Wang continued his performance, still laughing, and pointing forward from time to time.

boom!
Li Fan rushed to say: "I know, I am laughing and asking where the guest comes from!"

"Yes! Add 5 points."

It's alright, I've been analyzing and analyzing for a while, and I've finally brought myself back into the ranks of ordinary people.

The third question:
As soon as Ding came to the stage, he raised two fingers, and then shook his two arms like a bird to fly.

Kang Xi replied instantly: "I wish to be a winged bird in heaven!"

The fourth question:
Ding Yiwu began to perform, raised his hand to drink, then crossed his hands and slapped a bad one on his chest.

boom!
Li Fan grabbed it again: "Stop the cup and throw the chopsticks, you can't eat!"

"Correct, Li Fan adds 5 points!"

……

In this round, the results of the four people were back and forth, and Li Fan's performance was relatively normal. Although he didn't stand out in this round, he didn't fall behind. Basically, the hard work and thinking during this period was not in vain.

这轮战罢，成绩出炉：李凡获得15分（总分43分），康溪获得25分（总成绩39分），林宝峰获得15分（总成绩27分），胡月获得10分（总成绩20分）
At the end of this round of competition, Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief and was excited that he was temporarily freed from the troubles of the distracting items.

At this time, Kangxi had some thoughts in his heart. He was extremely strong in this round and scored 10 points more than Li Fan. Although he is currently 4 points behind Li Fan, this is not a problem. As for sand painting questions, sand painting questions are also Li Fan's weakness. As long as he plays normally, the possibility of winning is basically on his side!

In the current situation on the court, Li Fan and Kang Xi can be said to be evenly matched. Although Li Fan is still in the lead, everyone knows that the next step is Li Fan's weak link, the link that Li Fan is most afraid of.It is not yet known who will win the battle in the Central Plains!

After all, there is only a 4-point gap!
Kangxi was in high spirits right now, his little eyes were about to disappear from laughter, um, this time the car has something to do with it!

As for the other two, needless to say, they basically withdrew from the championship competition, purely playing the role of accompanying runners.

The audience at the scene was fine, everyone still felt that the championship was still Li Fan's, and there was no suspense.Because in their minds, Li Fan is a bug-level existence with all kinds of incomprehensions. How could he miss the championship?

However, those who really knew Li Fan began to worry.

Xiaoxiao frowned and said nothing.

Gu Yating clasped her hands tightly, her eyes full of worry.

Mengmeng couldn't laugh anymore, she stared at the stage with big watery eyes.

……

However, even if there are difficulties, you have to bite the bullet and go up, and you have to find a way to overcome them.

Li Fan is still thinking about the sand painting in his heart at this time, and now, for him, the problem of interference items has little impact, and he has basically entered the category of "human beings".Now, he is trying to find a breakthrough in all the works of Mr. Liu Qing, hoping to improve the accuracy of his poem guessing.

After a short break, Dong Xin walked onto the stage, "My friends, the last event in the finals: [Sand Painting Guessing Words]. Who will win the championship will be at the next moment."

(End of this chapter)