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Chapter 181 The Women of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 181 The Women of the Tang Dynasty
At around 10 o'clock in the morning, Li Fan and others flew to Liaodong.Today, there is a drizzle of drizzle over Zhonglian City, which is a rare touch of coolness in the scorching summer.

After finding a restaurant to have a casual meal, everyone rushed to the hotel where other contestants stayed.

The group stage adopts the rule that half of the finalists are selected, and a total of 3 players stand out in the 12 groups.The other three members of Li Fan's group, Lin Baofeng, Yang Dou and Ma Jia, had also arrived in Liaodong one day earlier.As for the advanced contestants of the other two groups, they are basically there. Although everyone has not masked each other, they already know each other very well, and they have studied the program videos a lot.

As soon as Li Fan walked into the corridor of the hotel, someone greeted him enthusiastically, and then, the next moment, almost all the contestants walked out of the room curiously, to see this ultimate BOSS with their own eyes!

"Li Fan is here!"

"Why did you come today? We thought you could arrive yesterday."

"They're all waiting for you to play cards. They say you're very good at cards!"

……

Li Fan entertained with a smile, joking with everyone.He glanced around and saw that several powerful competitors were present. In addition to Lin Baofeng in this group, Bi Xia in the first group was also very strong, but the most powerful was the 40-year-old uncle in the third group. This uncle is not simple, first of all the name is not simple: Kangxi!

Look at this name. It sounds scary at first. I thought it was the Emperor resurrected, but it turned out to be a fake!

Although Kang Xi only graduated from high school, he has loved poetry since he was a child. In addition, he is extremely talented. His mastery of poetry and literary literacy are amazing, and he is stronger than Lin Baofeng.

Li Fan hugged Kang Xi and said, "Hello, Emperor."

Kang Xi stroked his beard and said, "Ai Qing is free!"

The contestants who were eliminated from other groups were also invited by the program group today, and the most eye-catching one was Yang Baobao.

The doll wore a fiery red dress today, bouncing up to Li Fan, and said, "Brother Li Fan, you said last time that you wet the bed when you were 9 years old. Is this true?"

Li Fan was sweating profusely, sister, keep a low profile!
All the rooms on this floor have been reserved by the program team, and those who love to join in the fun gathered in a few rooms to chat and laugh.

When everyone was chatting, someone floated past the door, but the next moment, he turned back and said to the room: "Li Fan, come on, I came for you!"

"Thank you!" Li Fan nodded with a smile.

The man floated away after speaking, Li Fan didn't care, after all he had heard too much of these words, but other people in the room started talking.

"Do you know who this is?"

"do not know."

"Gu Le, the actor who plays Monk Bianji in the upcoming new drama "Wu Zetian"."

"Ancient music? How many celebrities? 18-tier?"

"He previously filmed a brain-dead web drama and was the second male lead in it."

Talking about "Wu Zetian" completely opened up everyone's conversation.

"Nowadays TV dramas are fucking blind. In this TV drama, I saw the introduction and beautified Wu Zetian like the Virgin Mary. It's another sensational marketing work."

Lin Baofeng said: "Wu Zetian has a romantic nature. She is nearly seventy years old, and she has relationships with many men, doting on beautiful men as male concubines. For example, the brothers Zhang Yizhi and Zhang Changzong who are favored, Fu Fen Shi Zhu, clothes brocade and embroidered, yin in the palace middle……"

Li Fan was about to interrupt, when he saw a small head poking over, with thick golden curly hair, and big transparent blue eyes full of curiosity.

Li Fan shook Baobao Yang's little head and said, "The communication between adults should be avoided by brats."

Yang Baobao blinked his big eyes and said, "I haven't wet the bed since I was 9 years old."

Li Fan: "..."

After Yang Baobao was taken out by Gu Yating to buy snacks, everyone became unscrupulous. Some even used all kinds of vulgar language, and described them in one sentence: "hooligans" who understand culture and history!
Li Fandao: "Wu Zetian's filthy deeds are also recorded in the official history. At that time, the chief historian Hou Yang publicly recommended himself in order to achieve the goal of promotion."

There was laughter in the room.

Lin Baofeng said: "Moreover, the most terrifying thing about Wu Zetian is that she was 82 years old when she died, and she had sex with these male pets before she died, 82 years old!"

Kang Xi said: "She is both mentally and physically perverted. It is enough to think about dressing up a male favorite as a woman."

Li Fan asked a question, "Everyone knows that Xue Huaiyi was Wu Zetian's first face-to-face, Princess Gao Yang had an affair with Monk Bianji...why do people prefer to mix with Monk?"

Today's chat, from an unreleased TV series to "corrupt monk".

The openness of folk customs in the Tang Dynasty made people dumbfounded today. This is a chat, and the more people talk about it, the more enjoyable it is.

Yang Doudao: "The openness of folk customs in the Tang Dynasty was from top to bottom. Let me talk about the famous Li Shimin first. He took the wife of his deceased brother Li Yuanji as his own. After he was killed, he brought his wife into the harem to accompany him, Li Zhi made Wu Meiniang, the concubine, the first wife, and Tang Xuanzong took his daughter-in-law Yang Yuhuan as his noble concubine..."

Lin Baofeng said: "The situation at that time was that there was such an ethos in the imperial court and in the whole country. Moreover, the jiaoyuan was legal at that time, and there was a system of jiaofang prostitutes! There were more than 1 jiaofang prostitutes at that time."

Li Fan corrected: "During Emperor Xuanzong's reign, there were a total of 11409 registered prostitutes in Chang'an!"

When everyone heard this data, they were a little confused.

Yang Doudao: "At that time, the imperial court also made regulations on the scale of raising domestic prostitutes according to the rank of officials. From the perspective of today's people, it is quite absurd..."

Li Fan added: "Zhongzong once ordered: 'If the third grade is on, there will be one female singer; if the fifth grade is on, there will be no more than three female singers. All Taoist envoys and eunuchs, etc., listened to the silk and bamboo as domestic animals for entertainment.' The government at that time strongly supported it. Moreover, women in the Tang Dynasty were very free to divorce and remarry. By the way, there was a particularly interesting phenomenon at that time. Try marriage!"

Trial marriage: After a man and a woman make a marriage contract, the woman will try marriage with three female slaves, that is, she will live with the man first, and will not do so until it is proved that the man has no hidden diseases, no bad habits, and the most important thing is that the man’s sexual function is fine. marry in the past.This is what everyone does.Small families may send a maid to try it out, or even the woman will come to the door in person.

Yang Doumei said happily: "What a great time! This trial marriage phenomenon is only possible for Fu Tang."

Li Fan corrected: "This kind of trial marriage has existed since the Jin Dynasty. It is recorded in the "Book of Jin" co-authored by Fang Xuanling and others: 'It is customary to marry a woman with a gold concentric ring as a betrothal, and then try three maidservants. In other words, those who are not men will never marry.'”

From TV dramas to folk customs of the Tang Dynasty, to monks, to marriages, all kinds of gossip and folk affairs kept going on. Everyone was chatting and laughing, and it was already 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Bang bang bang, someone knocked on the door.

A row of heads protruded from the door.

Li Fan exclaimed happily: "Wow, you are finally here!"

Niu Benben, Zhang Mengmeng, and teacher Xiaoling walked into the room and hugged Li Fan.

Niu Benben unfolded the banner in his hand and said: "Li Fan, this is specially prepared for you, don't be too moved!"

This set again.

Li Fan unfolded these banners, which read:

Flatten the world with full poetry!

Shock all directions with heroic youth!

Surprise the world with your wit and agility!

Sophisticated with human feelings is the article!

……

Li Fan threw the banner at Niu Benben, "Your uncle, did you find out last year's?"

Niu Benben smiled and said, "Save money!"

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, a group of people took a car and went straight to the Radio and Television Center.

When this car arrived at the Radio and Television Center, there were already a large number of spectators waiting to enter. At this time, a long red carpet had already been laid out, and there were security guards on both sides to maintain the order of the scene.

Everyone leaned over the window and looked at it. They didn't expect the recording of the semi-finals and finals to be so grand, and there was even a red carpet.

The staff in the car pointed out: "This red carpet is reserved for celebrities, let's enter directly through the side door."

"I'm just saying, you don't have to be so grand to welcome us!"

"When I saw the red carpet, I suddenly felt that I was also a star. But your words made my heart feel cold!"

"Which celebrities will be here today?"

The staff member snapped his fingers and said, "Ye Duoduo, old cat..."

Everyone exclaimed, everyone is a big name, entertainment circle, cultural circle, sports circle, etc., seven or eight first-line big names, and the remaining dozen or so are also well-known to the people.

"Okay, let's go!" the staff said.

Everyone got out of the car and was about to enter the radio and television center through the side door. At this moment, the assistant Xiaoya ran over, grabbed Li Fan and said, "Li Fan, you get in the car first, and the others go upstairs first."

"Oh?" Li Fan was slightly taken aback.

Xiaoya said: "You rest in the car for a while, and wait for the next part of walking the red carpet."

Everyone looked at Li Fan who got into the car again, with mixed feelings for a moment.

Hey, let's go, everyone shook their heads and walked towards the side door.

Li Fan, who was alone, looked through the car window at the more and more spectators gathered not far away. He felt a sense of excitement in his heart. He said: "Xiaoya, you said if I don't win the championship -"

Xiaoya interrupted: "Don't talk nonsense, there is no such possibility."

Li Fan said: "I'm talking about what happens."

Xiaoya said: "There is nothing wrong with you! People all over the country believe in you!"

Li Fan stretched his waist and said, "Okay, I won't let the people of the whole country down!"

Arrived at 3:[-], one after another of a well-known domestic car parked at the entrance of the Radio and Television Center, and a number of important guests walked on the red carpet, screaming.

While observing the situation on the red carpet, Xiaoya counted on her fingers. After a while, she said, "It's almost there. Let's change cars and walk on the red carpet."

Li Fan sighed, "So troublesome?"

"Sponsor, there is no way."

After getting off the bus and sitting in the back seat of a domestically produced car, Li Fan pressed the seat. It was OK and the space was quite large. This SUV was not bad, high quality and low price. I lacked it at home.

"Sister Ya, is this the champion car?"

"Yes, here you are."

Li Fan raised his eyebrows, "Don't say that, it's not good."

After the car drove around the radio and television center, it came to the door. Li Fan got out of the car alone, and saw a group of media swarming in, and the SLR was rattling.

Several videographers carried the machine and recorded video from all directions.

The moment the audience saw Li Fan step out of the car door, they cheered instantly, and the crowds from everywhere quickly gathered towards him.

"Li Fan, come on!"

"You're the best!"

"Li Fan, if you win the championship, I will marry my daughter to you!"

Marry a daughter?
Li Fan smiled and said to the uncle: "Then you have to ask your daughter if she is willing."

The young woman squeezed beside said: "I am willing! I am willing!"

Li Fan stuck out his tongue, waved his hand, and walked quickly across the red carpet.

The speed of this striding meteor made the reporters and friends anxious, and they all said:
"Slow down!"

"Li Fan, slow down, I haven't shot enough."

"Which celebrity walks the red carpet like you?"

……

Seeing this, Xiaoya had no choice but to step forward and hold Li Fan, saying: "Brother, hurry up to reincarnate, walk again!"

The second time is obviously normal.

Li Fan lifted his feet from the starting point of the red carpet, tidied his shirt, walked squarely, stopped every few steps, or shook hands with the audience on both sides, or waved to the cameras of various media, showing his iconic Harmless and calm smile.

He was finally relieved when he walked into the hall, and now he is not red enough to turn purple, if he really messes up one, two, three in the future, how tiring he will be alive!

Following Xiaoya to the dressing room, Li Fan was bored along the way, so he posted the photos he just took on Weibo and Moments, and typed a line: Dude is going to the execution ground!

As soon as Weibo was posted, fans went crazy and bombarded Weibo with all kinds of support and encouragement, and the number of likes skyrocketed.After learning the news of today's recording, the circle of friends also expressed encouragement.

As soon as Li Fan entered the dressing room, a series of phone calls came in:
The principal of No. 19 Middle School called: "You have to show your level, your results, and the style of No. 19 Middle School!"

Zhou Kai called: "I wish you further success and further glory!"

Manager Xiao called: "Bubusheng is waiting for your good news!"

……

Feifei Sun called: "It's a pity that I missed the finals of the Idiom Conference and the Poetry Conference. My sister will treat you, the champion, to dinner some other day."

Li Fan was like this, going in and out of the dressing room, the makeup artist basically had no chance to do anything to that handsome face.

At 5 o'clock exactly, everything was ready.

The stage was set up and the audience began to enter. All the staff were busy in an orderly manner, guiding the audience, debugging the machines, and debugging the machines. The huge studio seemed to be in a hurry.

The recording didn't officially start until half an hour later.

Dong Xin dragged her long skirt and walked to the center of the stage, her pale skin showing an excited smile.

"Hi everyone, welcome to the "Huaguo Poetry Conference"...First of all, please allow me to introduce friends from all walks of life who are here today..."

Sitting in the guest seat, Xiaoxiao suddenly laughed, making the other two guest teachers laugh.

"What's the matter, Xiaoxiao?"

Xiaoxiao said: "It's nothing."

She thought of what Li Fan said yesterday. He said that his parents now have a house, a supermarket, and both children. It seems that they only need a car. Could it be that tonight is the day he gets the car keys?

(End of this chapter)

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