The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 175 Routines and Counter Routines
After a series of exclamations, Jia Yun inserted her hands into her hair, her face full of surprise.

The light in her eyes shines through the sunglasses, shining with the excitement and excitement of spying on someone's privacy.

"Wow, what's the situation?"

The voice was high-pitched and penetrating, echoing in the long corridor at midnight.

"Creak!" A door not far away opened, and a curious face poked out from inside.

The assistant reminded in a low voice: "Sister Yun, come into the room quickly."

The tenant over there saw two women walking into the room, he scratched his head, why did the voice he spoke just now sound so familiar?
……

inside the room.

Li Fan: "Sister Yun, things are not as you see, I..."

After explaining for a long time, Sister Yun smiled and said with deep meaning: "I understand!"

Gu Yating pointed to the clothes: "I'm wearing clothes."

Sister Yun blinked her eyes and said, "I understand!"

The two explained for a while, and Sister Yun said: "I also came here when I was young, I understand, I understand everything."

In short, the explanation is not clear, and in the end it is simply no longer explained.

Looking at the two speechless children, Jia Yun was very happy, and stopped making fun of them, and had a long talk with them.

This year has passed, and Jia Yun has also undergone great changes. She has made further progress in her career. Last year, she won the Golden Microphone Award for her many high-quality programs, which established her status in the world of hosts in one fell swoop. Now she can say that she is in the limelight. Upright.

Everyone chatted eagerly for a long time, about daily life, career development, etc., and they didn't go back to their rooms until about 5 o'clock in the morning.

It wasn't until noon that everyone got up and washed up.

Everyone went to a very famous specialty restaurant to satisfy their taste buds, and then went to the world-famous West Lake Park to hang out.

In summer, the West Lake is picturesque and full of tourists. Several people enjoy boating on the lake.

Li Fan rowed the wooden boat and said, "Let's sing."

Thus, a nursery rhyme floated on the rippling lake.

"Let's paddle together,

The boat pushes the waves,

The sea reflects the beautiful white tower,
Surrounded by green trees and red walls.

The boat floats gently in the water,

s

......"

At the end of the song, everyone laughed like a child.

Li Fan said: "I'm childish when I hang out with you three ladies, I'm going to sing an adult song."

"Ah... ah...

ah... ah...

The beauty of the West Lake, God in March,
Spring rain is like wine, willows are like smoke!
......"

What song is it?

Everyone looked at Li Fan in bewilderment. I had never heard of this one, because there is no such song in this time and space.

Li Fan made another song:
"Wait once in a thousand years, wait once.

……

The water of the West Lake, my tears.

......"

The three girls are confused again, what song?

Everyone, you have a song and I have a song, and you feel free and comfortable.

Li Fan simply stopped rowing, put down the oars, leaned back on the chair, closed his eyes to rest his mind, and cleared his mind.

"The long-lasting love between daughters, boating in the pavilion in the middle of the lake, the warmth of spring in several places, waiting for you in your boudoir..."

The singing voice is very delicate and warm, with a bit of a clear feeling. Li Fan doesn't understand music, but it sounds very good.

He opened his eyes slightly, and glanced at Jia Yun's assistant, Xiaohui. Xiaohui's appearance was really plain, as flat as a frying pan, but her voice was really good.

"Sister Hui, you have such a good voice, why don't you sing?"

Xiaohui stopped singing and said: "I don't have good looks, and I don't have any special features. I don't look like you. They are all dragons and phoenixes. Besides, there is no chance or no way out."

Gu Yating commented: "Nowadays there are so many talent shows, the best voice is the strongest voice, this voice is that voice, you can try it."

"What can I do if I try it? It may be amazing for a while. After the show is over, it will be another ordinary person. Those who can get other people's packaging and publicity are usually with background and characteristics. We have no chance. The world is fair, and it may give you a specialty. But it will deprive you of other aptitudes. There are still too few people like you who are born superior." Xiaohui was filled with emotion.

Jia Yun covered her cheeks with a sun hat, leaned lazily on the bamboo chair, and said: "People like Li Fan and Gu Yating can live comfortably all their lives with just this face, but they still have to work hard on their own. People are the scariest."

Li Fan glanced at her, thinking that you are not bad either!

……

6 pm.

When the group first arrived at the entrance of the broadcasting and television center, Du Li greeted them personally. He grabbed Jia Yun's hand and thanked him again and again.

"It's nothing. I'll stop by to see these two children. I haven't seen them for a long time. I miss them."

After the members of the Laughter Club shook hands with Jia Yun one by one, everyone came to the lounge, chatted briefly for a while, and then started working.

Makeup, changing clothes, everything is going on in an orderly manner.

At this point, the studio set-up and scene building has long been completed, and the new episode of "Laughter Club" is about to start recording.

Li Fan put on his school uniform in the waiting area of ​​the stage, a little nervous.

"Li Fan, don't be nervous, relax, just treat it as a game."

Li Fan asked: "You can reverse the routine and break the game, right?"

The comedian Xiao Zhang said: "Of course, improvisation, what we want is this kind of performance from the guests."

"Well."

Backstage.

Du Li, the screenwriter, several comedians, and Jia Yun sat on the sofa, ready to watch this good show.

This recording room is not big, there are only more than 300 people in the audience, almost all of them are students.

Someone else raised a light sign, saying "Li Fan, Li Fan, born to be extraordinary" and the like, and there are more nasty ones, so I won't talk about it.

The girls are whispering.

"I'm here for Li Fan this time."

"My god!"

"Why is my heart so hot, that I feel like I'm about to fall in love?"

……

Boys naturally react differently from girls. Boys have a sense of admiration and anticipation. They have a goal in their hearts, that is, they also want to be like Li Fan. Well, it's beautiful to think about!

The director held the walkie-talkie: "Attention all departments, 3, 2, 1! Start."

Recording officially begins.

"Li Fan, relax."

"Okay!" Li Fan nodded, raised his foot, and walked onto the stage from the waiting area.

As soon as he showed up, the audience cheered.

"Li Fan, Li Fan."

"So handsome!"

……

Backstage.

The screenwriter said: "Look at his popularity, it's really enviable."

Du Li said: "Well, Li Fan's influence in the student community is really beyond our imagination."

A smile appeared on Jia Yun's cheeks, and she thought, "Of course!"
on the stage.

After Li Fan took the stage, he waved to the audience. Just as he was about to say hello to the audience, Gu Yating suddenly opened the door and came out, and reprimanded loudly: "Li Fan, why did you come?"

Mom, this girl is quite into the show!

Wearing a student uniform with a ponytail and carrying a schoolbag, she was frowning and complaining to Li Fan.

Li Fan hurriedly glanced at the surrounding environment: directly in front of him was a prop room, in which a sofa, a table, and two microphones could be seen, and there was music in it, but the sound was not loud.There are several shelves on his left-hand side, and there are people dressed as waiters standing there.

I guess this is a KTV?

Li Fan hurriedly said: "Isn't there a traffic jam? That's why it was delayed. The traffic pressure is too great now."

Gu Yating: "Traffic jam? Your home is in the community behind, what kind of traffic jam, go kart?"

puff!
Li Fan laughed, stepping on thunder!

The screenwriters and comedians all laughed because this was Gu Yating's temporary reaction.

Gu Yating raised her chin and asked forcefully, "Why did you ask me to come?"

Li Fan beamed and said, "Why? I'll tell you later, why don't we sing first?"

"No, I just want to listen now."

"Let's sing first!" Li Fan pulled Gu Yating into the "private room", and then he was confused.

The indoor scene is all displayed in front of the eyes, and there are several coin-operated game machines on the other side, and several people are playing games there.

Li Fan was stunned in place immediately, feeling thunder rolling over his head, routine!This set of tricks is so grandson, it looks like a KTV from the outside, but it turns out that the inside is a game hall, you guys are so amazing.

The audience burst into laughter, and they just love to see the state of the guests when they are in a state of confusion.

"Sing, sing!" Gu Yating urged.

Li Fan picked up the prop microphone on the table and said, "You are really awesome!"

Gu Yating sat on the sofa, frowning, "Li Fan, what should you do if you let the family know about the two of us?"

Li Fan rolled his eyes, trap!It must be a trap!It can't be a romance theme.

This is of course a trap, as long as Li Fan speaks "love words", then Gu Yating can start scolding directly, such as "how can you have such despicable thoughts towards me", "he's just a child", "dirty and dirty" Shameless" and so on.The emotions of these words have been brewing in this girl's belly all night, and she woke up laughing when she was sleeping and dreaming.

In the end, Li Fan didn't fall for it this time, and he replied, "What's the matter? Calling the teacher a nickname?"

"Nah!"

"You failed many exams?"

"Nah!"

"Oh, about the stray cat you adopted?"

Gu Yating's lips moved for a moment, and she was mistaken.

The backstage also exclaimed, what happened?This luck is also good.

Gu Yating said: "It's that cat—"

The corners of Li Fan's mouth burst into laughter at this moment, the blind cat met the dead mouse, no, the dead mouse met the blind cat, no, my handsome Li met the blind cat!

Li Fan directly interrupted Gu Yating and said, "I invited you here today to talk to you about this stray cat."

As soon as this remark came out, there was applause from the background.

Du Li: "The response is really quick."

Screenwriter: "It's done, it's pretty fast."

Jia Yun curled her lips, where did she go?

At this time, a waiter came in carrying a big plate and said to Li Fan: "Hello, this is what you ordered."

When the waiter came out, Gu Yating picked up a bag of shrimp crackers, tore open the bag and said, "The things here are so expensive——"

Li Fan snatched it over: "It's expensive, but what does it matter to you? Your stomach has been in trouble for the past few days. The doctor told you not to eat randomly."

After he finished speaking, he threw the shrimp sticks into his mouth one by one by himself, biting them until they creaked, and then shot his eyes at Gu Yating.

Seeing Li Fan's complacent look, Gu Yating felt angry.

Backstage, the screenwriter exclaimed: "It's over, this pit let him go over it again."

A comedian said: "This opponent is difficult to deal with."

……

The plot continued for a while, and when the two were discussing how to solve the problem of stray cats, the door of the box was pushed open.

Four people walked into the room, two men and two women.

The comedian Lao Lu pointed at Li Fan, trembling with anger, with an expression of extreme disappointment, and said, "Li Fan, how could you come to such a place and bring Yating with you, look, you're making your mother angry. When I was young, I How did I educate you, study hard and make progress every day, but look at you now... do you know that you are wrong?"

Li Fan blurted out, "Dad, I know I was wrong."

Old Lu stared, "Who is your father?"

Xiao Hou, a comedian who had been standing silently by the side, stepped forward and said, "Li Fan, I am your father!"

Hahaha!
Li Fan burst into laughter immediately, the backstage laughed, and all the audience laughed heartily.

Li Fan took all precautions, and he didn't expect to fall into the pit inadvertently.

Old Lu pulled Gu Yating and said, "Girl, how can you get along with him..."

Xiao Hou also began to reprimand Li Fan, "Li Fan, do you always come to the game hall?"

Li Fan said firmly, "Yes, always come!"

All the actors present were stunned. Parents asked this kind of question, and the children would not answer it like this, it must be negative.But Li Fan directly blocked the following plot with one sentence.

It was Gu Yating who reacted quickly, she quickly "persuaded" and said: "Li Fan, don't get angry with your uncles and aunts, you are here for the first time, you never come here, and the whole class knows it."

Xiao Hou continued: "Again, do you always come?"

Routine and anti-routine must be carried out in a reasonable context, not blunt, so Li Fan said: "Mom and Dad, this is my first time."

The actors thought to themselves that the plot could proceed smoothly.

Li Fan's "mother" Jiang Hong forced her to ask, "I'll give you another chance to tell the truth."

Li Fan blinked, "Isn't it time to testify now?"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh together.

The obese girl in school uniform who was waiting at the scene wiped off her sweat, could she be a witness now?
……

Halfway through the show, there were countless praises from the background.

"Most of our routines have been seen through by him, really clever."

The screenwriter slapped the script in his hand on the table, "This script is written, it's better not to write it."

"The melon seeds in the head are really sharp!"

……

The plot of the show continued, and the two sides saw each other, fought wits and courage, and played thrillingly in various routines and anti-routines.

In the end, the parents of both parties and Gu Yating stepped down.

Several people wiped their sweat in the background.

"This Li Fan is too clever to be tricked."

"Sometimes I thought he was hooked, but ended up trapping us in it."

"If there are such guests all the time, then we will be miserable. Many plots of abuse of Li Fan have been seen through by Li Fan."

"We are still played around by him!"

……

On stage, the last scene.

The fat girl said: "Li Fan, actually, I have always liked you very much. I told your parents about you skipping classes and coming to the game hall, just to prevent you from being together."

Li Fan shook his head: "It's so vicious!"

The fat girl grabbed Li Fan, and suddenly said coquettishly, "I want to kiss."

"Huh?" Li Fan wanted to vomit.

"A kiss is the end of this session, you have to kiss."

"Hey, let me run away!"

Just as Li Fan was about to turn around and run away, the fat girl directly pressed Li Fan under her body and locked Li Fan with her hands, "You have to kiss, or you won't be able to get off the stage."

Backstage.

Du Li explained: "This girl belongs to the provincial martial arts team."

Screenwriter: "Let's see how Li Fan responds this time."

On the stage.

Trapped under his body, Li Fan asked, "If I don't kiss, I won't be able to get off the stage?"

The fat girl blinked her eyes, and her puffed lips gradually moved down.

Li Fan glanced at the auditorium and said, "I'll kiss you, you won't be able to leave the radio and television center, right, dear fans."

The female fans in the audience "wailed":
"Show mercy!"

"Shut up!"

"No!"

"Let Shuai Li live!"

……

The obese girl stood up and said with a smile, "Okay, you won, your fans are under too much pressure."

Li Fan got up, stretched out his thumb to the audience, and said happily: "I give you a thumbs up!"

When all the actors came to the stage, everyone bowed to the audience. At this time, the applause was warm and the audience shouted.

The stage is over, and this session is over.

(End of this chapter)