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Chapter 142 This monitor is very qualified

The big-tailed wolf seemed to have heard Gu Yating's inner call, he was a little surprised behind him, and said, "Hey, Gu Yating!"

"It's not bad. I've been very conscientious since I became the squad leader."

Li Fan raised his eyebrows and said, "I heard that your philosophy class didn't choose you as monitor? It's okay, keep working hard! I'm optimistic about you!"

"Oh!" Gu Yating glanced at the store, but she was very unconvinced in her heart, thinking about the great cause of usurping the throne when she re-elected the squad leader this Sunday!
In the evening, the men’s and women’s dormitories in the literature class all closed the curtains, and the kettles were neatly arranged on the window sills, and the handles of the kettles were all tilted 45 degrees to the left!The mops and brooms are neatly erected in the corner, the mosquito coils are lit, the perfume is sprayed, and every bedroom is so clean and orderly.

Xiaoxiao went to inspect the girls' dormitory. She was very surprised when she saw this scene. She walked into a girl's dormitory and praised: "It's very good. Girls should behave like girls. I came here to ask you, no Thinking that you have taken care of it yourself, Cui Yujiao, the leadership is good."

Cui Yujiao blushed and confessed frankly: "Counselor, this is the leadership of Squad Leader Li. I have to do everything by myself. I am an auxiliary function."

"Huh? He picked the pink curtains?"

"That's not true. He paid the class fee and purchased them all at the same time. The curtains in each dormitory of our class are different, but the prices are similar."

Peng Hui said: "There are also these mosquito nets, these slippers, thermos pots, etc. What you see are all his thoughts."

"Oh? A boy is so careful?"

"That's right, I was thinking at the time, this Squad Leader Li probably has the intention of purchasing pads for our female students collectively."

The woman burst into laughter in her bed.

Xiaoxiao was quite surprised by this. She asked Li Fan to take her classmates to the auditorium for a meeting, and she had something to do and left first. She didn't expect to see him for two hours, and this kid gave her a big surprise.

At this time, I heard the counselor in the nearby dormitory roaring: "You are female classmates, why is the dormitory so messy? Ah? If you are afraid of mosquito bites, then you go buy mosquito coils and mosquito nets! If you are afraid of being exposed, then you Go buy curtains, why don't you hurry up?"

Xiaoxiao walked out of this dormitory with a glow on her face. She wandered around the other dormitories, and they were all in good order. On the other hand, the female dormitories in the philosophy class and the history class, although they were all buying their own daily necessities, they were all stragglers. The scattered generals are busy with their own tasks, and those who are short of things.

She was very, very satisfied with the women's dormitory, Xiaoxiao went downstairs, and when she arrived at the men's dormitory, she was really shocked.

The men's dormitory is cleaner than the women's dormitory!

Of course, the women's dormitory is a modern student apartment, and the facilities and environment are a hundred times better than this historical building, but the men's dormitory is simple, but it is astonishingly clean, not even a hair can be seen on the concrete floor!There were two classmates who wiped the windows over and over with rags.There are actually people wiping the wooden boards under the bed. Why are you wiping the wooden boards under the bed?

"Counselor, this monitor is perverted, check the sanitation everywhere, we are going to die!"

Xiaoxiao showed a bright smile, and praised: "You guys are cleaner than the girls' dormitory!"

When the boys heard that it was better than the women's dormitory, they were excited.

"Counselor, they are clean on the surface. I know them too well."

"Our Squad Leader Li is a good leader, but let's try to vote Li Squad Leader out next week, this guy is too tortured!"

"I agree! Haha!"

……

"Who wants to vote me out?" Li Fan walked into the dormitory with his book under his arm, looking very imposing. But after seeing Xiaoxiao, he immediately became honest, "Sister Xiaoxiao, ah, no, hello, counselor!"

"Hmm! Not bad." Xiaoxiao smiled. She glanced at the notebook under Li Fan's armpit and said, "Show me something."

"Work memo!" Li Fan handed over the notebook.

Xiaoxiao opened her eyes and glanced, but her gaze was exactly the same as Gu Yating's. After throwing the notebook to Li Fan, she said, "Go, accompany me to each dormitory."

The two had just walked to the door when someone brought a bottle of water into the room.

Xiaoxiao said: "It's such a short time, thanks to you thinking so carefully!"

Li Fan raised his eyebrows proudly.

Check each dormitory one by one, one dormitory matches the other, they are all so tidy and clean.

Xiaoxiao was very puzzled, normal boys are more sloppy than girls, how did Li Fan drive these brats?She then asked, "How did you manage to get them to clean the bedroom seriously?"

Li Fan smiled and said: "It's very simple. Boys and girls dorms compete against each other. Tomorrow we will visit each other. Boys like to show off in front of girls, so naturally put in effort. Besides, boys are not necessarily messier than girls. This concept itself is wrong. Sloppy Sloppiness has little to do with gender, it's still separate."

Li Fan accompanied Xiaoxiao to the boys' dormitories of other classes, the gap was too great.

Unlike the female dormitory, the male dormitory is quite different. The dormitories of other classes are not dirty. After all, they have only stayed in for a few days. borrow.Compared with the standard, neat and well-equipped men's dormitory of the literature class, this is completely abused!

Xiaoxiao left the men's dormitory in a happy mood, and happened to meet the counselors of the other two classes. The two male comrades looked embarrassed and ashamed, and said one after another:

"It's still you women who are careful and well-arranged."

"Xiaoxiao, in terms of internal affairs, Teacher Zhang and I really have to give you a thumbs up. You are indeed meticulous."

Xiaoxiao smiled and said: "Haha, it's not my fault. The children did it themselves. Why do these proud people still need us to worry about it? Let's go, Mr. Zhang, the political teacher."

The kids make it themselves?Make it so uniform?Are the directions of the handles of the kettles consistent in each bedroom?Without your Xiaoxiao's careful arrangement, would it be possible?You are organized and premeditated!

It is impossible for the two male teachers to believe Xiaoxiao's words.

Later, when they stepped into the men's dormitory, this psychological gap became even bigger. Why was there such a big gap between the classes they took and other literature classes?Is it so far behind in terms of internal affairs alone? !
That night, Li Fan strolled around each dormitory, chatting with everyone, buying people's hearts... er, connecting feelings.

Lying in bed to rest at night, I was still a little excited.

From elementary school to Peking University, his grades have always been amazing, but the only flaw is that he has no management talent. In fact, the most important thing is that he doesn't want to offend people and doesn't like to assign tasks to his classmates.

His worst life experience was when he was dismissed halfway by the teacher because of inaction as a class monitor in the first year of junior high school.At that time, Uncle Benshan’s skit "Happy New Year" was on the rise, and then the line "Since you have become a fat man from the township, don't give others a stick!" was used on him, and there was an extra No. Fatty Li San!
Bitter!

After time travel and rebirth, you have to reshape your character, um, work hard and start a new life!Start from a small substitute monitor.

Li Fan thought about the five steel coins again, and wondered how he could hand over this huge sum of money with conviction!

Opening the curtains, Li Fan glanced out, it was dark, without stars, without the moon, and without the clean and transparent air of Giessen.Hey, Beijing, I love your prosperity and vitality, your international vision and beautiful image, but I love you so much and hate so much!
At night, the smog seemed to be getting worse. Li Fan picked up his notebook and continued to write his speech on Thursday: "Goodbye, smog! "

(End of this chapter)