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Chapter 124 Don't Take the Unusual Path

Chapter 124 Don't Take the Unusual Path

(Ps: Dear friends, let me explain the competition items. The competition items in the book are written by combining the competition items of several poetry competition programs. Some of them have been changed to avoid any doubts. I hereby explain.)
Li Fan was amused by Baby Yang, and pointed at her, "Baby, come to brother."

Baby Yang happily walked over and sat down next to Li Fan, "Brother, you are old, and we will rule the world from now on!"

"I'm old?" Li Fan sneered, and these kids are all grown up by a kid.

After all the contestants were introduced, the eight supporting guests began to be introduced. When Liu Shishi took the stage, there was bursts of applause.

She had just changed into a beige dress and her long, smooth hair was tied up. She had a strong literary style and a clean and pure appearance, which is rare in the entertainment industry.

Liu Shishi said: "The good wind will send 'you' to Qingyun by virtue of its strength! Hello everyone, I am Liu Shishi, I hope I can help our contestants today."

After the eight supporting guests came on stage, Dong Xin began to introduce them in detail.

Dong Xin pointed to Xiaoyaolang, and said to the audience: "Xiaoyaolang, a platinum online writer, is known as Duan Genglang. Other Internet writers are calculated on a daily basis. This one is calculated on a monthly basis, sometimes half a year. Let me ask you, Xiaoyao Lang, where have you been wandering around in the past two years?"

Xiaoyao Lang laughed loudly: "To be happy in life is to be happy to the fullest, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon."

Dong Xin said: "Oh, so you are a drunkard, but your writing is really wonderful. My friend saved your book on his mobile phone. Two days ago, it suddenly prompted that there was an update. My friend thought it was a fraud. I clicked on it and saw that there were only two lines in it. Word: I said last month that it will be updated on the [-]st of this month, and it’s that day, um. But, I just made up a story, do you believe it? Ask for another month off!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Dong Xin: "My friend silently took out the Swiss Army Knife and put it in a big envelope... Uh, okay, I wish you good luck. Besides, Wang Wang, Wang Wang is my colleague. What is Wang Wang's real name?"

Wang Wang: "My real name is Wang Shu."

Dong Xin: "Wang Wang loves dogs very much. Wang Wang can recite all the poems related to dogs. Wang Wang, let me show it to everyone."

Wang Wang smiled and blurted out:

Give birth to a daughter, and chickens and dogs also have to return;
The three sages and the ten sages see as if they are blind, and the mustard dog and mud pig shine brightly;
Jieri Gouzi has no Buddha-nature, how can he know that the whole is the same as emptiness;
……

After memorizing more than 20 sentences, Wang Wang got stuck.

Dong Xin asked: "Is it gone?"

Wang Wang said: "I can't think of it at the moment."

Dong Xin added: "In Shi Zhengjue's "Two Hundred and Five Songs": I only know that a stupid dog is angry and chases away pieces, but whoever sees a dead snake is frightened out of the grass. In Lu You's "Long Song Xing": Neither a dog nor a horse wants to cover it. Curtains, wind and frost wither the willows. Huang Tingjian's "Sixteen Praises to Nanshan Arhat": The poisonous dragon clings to its ears to collect thunder, and its scales are as sharp as a domestic dog..."

Dong Xin cited more than 10 examples in one breath, which caused the audience to exclamate again and again.

Dong Xin proudly said: "Do you think cultural programs are so easy to host? Can you do it if you don't have any goods in your stomach? Who can add more."

Yang Baobao stood up and said: "The world is not benevolent, treat everything as a humble dog!"

"Good job, little sister! Who can add?"

After the words fell, Yang Baobao stood up again: "Don't you see that the hunter father and son are leading the yellow dog, and the autumn wind is coming to Caimen every year!"

Dong Xin was very pleasantly surprised and said: "Oh, okay, it's impressive! Look at you, you are not as good as a child, who can add anything?"

Three or four seconds later, Baobao Yang stood up again: "Zihu Gouzi bit three barriers, and he didn't understand the mystery to recruit karmic obstacles."

At this time, everyone focused their attention on Baby Yang. This little kid who hadn't arrived first was actually more powerful than all the adults. This was scary and unreasonable.

Dong Xin was surprised and questioned, and asked, "Whose poem?"

Baby Yang turned to look at Li Fan, "Brother, whose poem is it?"

Ah!
Now everyone understands that there is a big boss who dares to move.

Li Fan smiled and said: "Shi Yinsu's "Song of Ode to Proof of the Tao·Song of Proof of the Tao"."

Dong Xin shook his head: "Your poem is too biased. I guess many people, like me, have never heard of it. How many poems like this can you say?"

Li Fan said: "There are not many songs left."

Baby Yang said with big clear eyes, "Brother Li Fan, you are lying. You said that you can talk about poems about dogs from tonight to tomorrow morning!"

This is true. There are too many poems related to dogs. It depends on whether Li Fan wants to dump some.

Amidst laughter, Dong Xin began to introduce other guests and adjusted the atmosphere of the scene.

Before the official start of the competition, the celebrity contestants will first select partners from each other, the guests will recommend themselves, and then the contestants will compete. This is voluntary, and only the team of Li Fan and Liu Shishi are the only ones decided by the program team.

This is normal. Are there any unspoken rules for variety shows?

8 groups are seated in order, each group has a table, and the 8 tables semi-encircle the stage.

Round [-], Appetizer: Dazzling

Competition details: 10 lines of poems will appear in sequence on the big screen.Moreover, when the next line of poetry comes out, the previous line of poetry disappears immediately.Examine the familiarity and memory ability of poetry.When the poetry display on the big screen is over, the contestants and assistant guests should quickly complete the answers on the answer sheet, and then the host will check and get one point for each correct answer in order.

It's just an appetizer, this session is for the contestants to "massage".

This round is divided into two rounds: the first round: 15 questions in 10 seconds; the second round: 6 questions in 10 seconds.

Last game: 15 questions in 10 seconds, start.

The poems are displayed sequentially on the big screen:

The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, the light boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains;
After all, in the mid-June of West Lake, the scenery is not the same as that of the four seasons;
Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and her heart will be filled with blue sea and blue sky every night;
……

The poems flashed across the big screen, and the contestants below were all too busy.

This round of competition has never appeared in previous programs. It is a new type of competition, and everyone was caught off guard.

15 questions in 10 seconds, 1.5 seconds for each line of poetry.The consistent practice of all contestants and guests is to record the first words or key words as soon as a poem appears, and then perfect it when the poems are displayed on the big screen.

But here at Li Fan...

The first line of poetry floated by, and Li Fan wrote quickly, writing whole sentences, his head always raised and staring at the big screen, and the marker pen danced wildly on the answer sheet.

Liu Shishi was dumbfounded. The fifth line of the poem was already displayed on the big screen, and Li Fan was still writing the first line of the poem on the answer sheet. Can this work?Why is this kid so stupid all of a sudden?
Looking at the screen with your eyes and writing poems with your pen, isn't it a mix of the two?Your memory is good, but this is mutual interference. Do you think you practice mutual blogging?
"Li Fan, take the shorthand first and then supplement it! Li Fan!!" This made Liu Shishi so bad that she wanted to snatch his marker pen away.

But Li Fan was not disturbed at all. He kept staring at the screen and writing quickly.

Liu Shishi was anxious and angry, and didn't care about Li Fan. She quickly looked at the screen and recorded quickly, but because Li Fan's strange behavior was distracting, she didn't remember the first two or three capitals, and there were two more in reverse order. up.

When 15 seconds were up, the big screen was empty, and the guest contestants quickly added poems.

At this time, Li Fan no longer wrote in cursive script in a regular manner, and just scribbled all the way, and the job was done in an instant!
Snapped!
The marker pen was thrown casually on the table.

Li Fan raised his hand to signal: "Sister Xin, the answer is over."

Everyone turned their heads in an instant, looking for the source of the sound, completely unaware of what was going on.

When Liu Shishi turned her head, she was completely bewildered.

Finished writing?can't you?
She flipped through the stack of answer sheets in front of Li Fan, and almost lost her temper!

Didn't Mr. Jin say that the more intelligent a person is, the less he can learn to fight left and right?So what's going on?
(End of this chapter)

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