Douluo: The Bright Era

Chapter 3 Traveling is Impossible, Impossible in This Life

"call"

In the dark and cold environment, there was a heavy panting sound.

Tang Yin slowly opened his eyes, only to feel a tightness in his chest, and even his breathing became a little short.

"Where is this place?"

Tang Yin looked around in surprise, and gradually felt a sense of uneasiness in his heart.

【Isn't he lying on the bed at home? 】

[How did you come to such a place? 】

[Could it be kidnapping? 】

Thinking of this, Tang Yin's heart tightened suddenly,
His whole body was a little weak, but he still forcibly supported his body and sat up slowly.

"Are you awake?" An old and dry voice sounded.

Tang Yin was startled,
After he came back to his senses, he realized that it was not far in front of him.
It was originally a pitch-black corner, but at this moment there was a figure standing quietly, looking at him sullenly!
Tang Yin's heart began to beat wildly!
suddenly,

The figure seemed to have thought of something suddenly, slowly raised his right hand, and waved it lightly.

The brilliant golden light bloomed, as if a round of scorching sun was ignited out of thin air,
The light like a torch shot up into the sky, dispelling the darkness and illuminating the surrounding environment in a blink of an eye.

For a moment, Tang Yin was so stabbed that he couldn't open his eyes.

【what is this? 】

【trick? 】

【magic? 】

【superpower? 】

One guess after another flashed in Tang Yin's mind, but he quickly ruled it out.

Even if you have seen countless times of devastating scenes in anime,
Even in the 3D movie, I personally experienced many special effects that are more gorgeous than the scene in front of me.

But there is no feeling that can compare with the scene in front of me,
This light beam is so great, so suffocating.

Sacred, solemn, simple, and vast, revealing an indescribable stalwart and depth!
Tang Yin can only use one word to describe this level of power and prestige,

That's a miracle!
"Hey, boy, wake up, don't sleep, wake up" a wretched old man shook Tang Yin's body.

But Tang Yin snorted a few times in a daze, then turned over and continued to dream.

At the corner of his mouth, there was a crystal thin line flowing down slowly.

"Actually, I'm still drooling."

The wretched old man's face was full of black lines, and he looked at Tang Yin who was still sleeping soundly with disgust.

"Depend on!"

"Fuck me to sleep!"

The old man couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked him hard!
"hiss"

Tang Yin took a deep breath,
I only felt a sharp pain in my buttocks, and then I jumped up like a conditioned reflex, looking around angrily.

"Who?"

"Who's kicking me?"

The wretched old man, like a child who has done a good deed and is waiting to be praised, stood where he was, raised his head high,

It seems to be proudly announcing to Tang Yin,

"Yes, it's under."

But to his surprise, Tang Yin just glanced at him, then turned his head and looked elsewhere angrily.

It's not Tang Yin's fault, it's because the old man's calm expression is too deceptive.

After all, according to normal people's thinking, shouldn't one just run away after doing something bad?

There are not many people like the old man who not only does not run, but also stands there calmly waiting for the Lord to make trouble!

Searching around to no avail, Tang Yin looked at the old man suspiciously.

A dirty old man, greasy all over, looking speechless.

Tang Yin could only find one word to describe him, and that was wretched.

[Could it be him?But not like ah. 】

[An old man, why are you so interested in my ass? 】

Thinking of this, Tang Yin still felt that he should ask this old man.

So he asked in as polite a tone as possible.

"Old man, did you see any other people walking by?"

[Heh, the revenge of kicking the ass is irreconcilable! 】

[No matter who you are, you are dead anyway. 】

【I must find you and kick your ass hard. 】

Thinking of this, Tang Yin couldn't help gnashing his teeth.

Looking at Tang Yin's gritted teeth expression and his round buttocks, the old man's eyes lit up, and he had a bold idea.

"promise"

He pouted in the direction behind Tang Yin.

Tang Yin turned his head in surprise, but found nothing at all.

[There is nothing! 】

He is surprised,

Another heavy kick on the buttock made her body stagger and almost fall!
【Still that familiar feeling! 】

【Still the familiar taste! 】

Turning around, Tang Yin was furious.

[Stinky old man, it really is you! 】

Tang Yin was about to grab the old man's collar,
But when he found a large amount of greasy unknown liquid on the old man's collar, he hesitated for a moment, and wisely changed his mind.
Grab it instead,

hold on,

seize
After scanning the old man's body carefully, Tang Yin finally gave up his intention,

The dog bites the hedgehog, and there is no way to eat!

The old man looked weak, but his strikes were dark and accurate. Tang Yin's buttocks still ached till now.

Tang Yin clenched his fists tightly and creaked his bones, and when he found that there was no one around, he began to laugh grimly.

"Come here, I'll show you a big baby."

Tang Yin approached him step by step,

But the old man remained calm, and after tidying up his greasy collar calmly, he finally stretched out a hand when Tang Yin was only a step away from him.

"Wait a minute, strong man!"

What the hell?

Tang Yin looked at the old man suspiciously, but stopped his movements cooperatively.

He just wanted to scare the old man before. After all, he couldn't really beat the old man up. It's not a joke if he is blackmailed.

The current medical expenses are tens of thousands at every turn. If something really happens to someone, it will definitely not be able to solve this problem without a few tens of thousands.
Tens of thousands of dollars,

Of course it doesn't matter to those rich people,
But for Tang Yin from a poor family, that was his pocket money for a week!
"Say something!"

Tang Yin said angrily.

It's no wonder that no matter who it is, after getting heavy kicks on the butt for no reason, they won't be in a good mood.

"You'd better give me a reasonable explanation."

Tang Yin stretched out his delicate fist, pretending to be vicious and shaking it in front of the old man.

"otherwise,"

"My casserole-sized fist is hard to hold!"

"Fist the size of a casserole?"

The corner of the old man's mouth twitched, and he secretly slandered in his heart.

"I think it's a fist the size of a bean paste bag."

But remembering the purpose of this trip, the old man decided to get straight to the point.

"rest assured."

The old man straightened his greasy collar unhurriedly,
"What I'm going to say next will definitely satisfy you."

"Is this old man sure that he won't beat him?"

Tang Yinzheng was surprised, and then he was immediately attracted by the old man's next words.

"Are you curious why you came to such a place?"

"what?"

Tang Yin was in a daze for a while, then looked around in disbelief as if he had thought of something.

But he found that the surrounding scenes were strange, completely different from his and Tang Tang's nest.

Whether it's the weird pattern on the wall, the mysterious pattern on the towering pillars in the distance, or the mist like water vapor that surrounds you,

A strange feeling that was both strange and familiar came to Tang Yin.

Could it be that the dream has come true?

Tang Yin first had such a thought in his heart, but then he woke up suddenly.

【turn out to be,】

[It was just a dream. 】

Thinking of the miraculous light, Tang Yin couldn't help but feel lost for a while, and an indescribable loss rose in his heart.

"It was you who brought me to such a place."

Glancing at the old man in front of him, Tang Yin's heart also felt heavy for no reason.

After all, such an extremely greasy old man seemed hard to be liked by others.

What's more, he actually did such a thing to his ass while he was asleep.

"That's right, it's next."

The old man patted his thin chest, then looked around nervously, and approached Tang Yin mysteriously like a thief.

"brother,"

"Crossover?"

"This is an opportunity that other people can't get in their lifetime!"

"But I see that you are talented, have beautiful eyebrows, and a beam of spiritual light goes straight to the sky from the sky, so I decided to give you this once-in-a-century opportunity."

"How is it? Are you moved?"

The old man laughed meanly.

When he thought about it, being hit in the face by such a big pie would make everyone extremely excited.

Compared with the rare opportunity of traveling through time, what is it that one's buttocks are gently caressed with love?

I thought Tang Yin just curled his lips and said in disdain.

"Tch, I thought it was something,"

"So it was just time travel."

"These days, this thing is already rotten."

Why is this reaction different from what I expected?

The old man's eyes widened.

But immediately, Tang Yin seemed to suddenly understand,
"what?!"

"Traveling?!"

"That's right."

Seeing Tang Yin's reaction, the old man laughed with satisfaction.

Traveling through this kind of thing is an irresistible temptation for any sophomore boy. It is normal to be a little emotional.

Thinking of this,

The old man intentionally put on a tolerant and magnanimous look, patted his chest, and swore a promise.

"Don't worry, even if you treated me so roughly before,"

"I will still help you cross over regardless of past suspicions."

"Ahem." The old man cleared his throat on purpose, and said with a solemn look.

"Now, let's go through the procedure."

"You just have to say what's on your mind."

"Crossover?"

"Don't wear it!"

Tang Yin replied firmly.

"What?"

The old man had obviously never encountered such a situation before, he was a little dazed,
After he came back to his senses, he opened his eyes wide and asked,
"You really don't wear them?"

"nonsense!"

Tang Yin replied angrily.

He has finally come to his senses now, although he thinks that time travel is ridiculous.

But not afraid of ten thousand, just in case,

What if the old man really sent himself to another world after he agreed?
You know, there are no air-conditioning, wifi, novels, movies, and all kinds of electronic products that Tang Yin loves in the different world.
What is the difference between going to that kind of place and going to a primitive society?
"Whoever loves time travels to whomever you go to,"

Having said that, Tang Yin's tone began to soften,
"Can you send me back?"

There is no way, after all, there are people who ask for it.

"That won't work, I'm almost running out of divine power to get you here."

The old man shook his head decisively.

"What's more, you are the protagonist."

"Ah"

Tang Yin curled his lips and sneered at this,
"Why am I so awesome?"

[Return to the protagonist?Do you think this is the world in third-rate web novels? 】

【Sure enough, chuunibiya doesn't distinguish age. 】

As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to have thought of something, raised his head in surprise, and asked in disbelief.

"Did you just say divine power?"

"Are you?"

Tang Yin hadn't finished speaking,
On the old man's face, there was a firm yet obscene expression, he puffed out his chest, and said proudly. "That's right, it's right here."

"God of Light."

(End of this chapter)