Chapter 264 Departure
The two stayed in Hao Yi's company for more than an hour, sorted out all the props to be used, and put them on the luggage rack on the roof. During this period, Geng Hao had no intention of waking up. Like a dead pig.

Then the three men started the 3000-kilometer journey. Hao Yi had never driven such a big car before. When Yang Yu drove the car and just left the urban area of ​​Beiping, Hao Yi couldn't wait to take Yang Yu out of the city. Getting off the driver's seat, Hao Yi was in line with Yang Yu's intentions. Long-distance driving is not a good experience. Since it can be easier, why not make it easier.

Yang Yu adjusted the co-pilot to a comfortable angle, then closed his eyes, and fell asleep in less than ten seconds. This is also a skill Yang Yu practiced in the last world.

The car was speeding on the highway, and the sky was getting brighter and brighter. Hao Yi kept driving at a high speed.

There were three people in the car, two of them were sleeping, and the other was driving. At the beginning, Hao Yi was very fresh, but after driving for a long time, he got a little tired, so he started to play while driving. phone.

"Hahahahaha..." A very obscene laughter came to the ears of Geng Hao who was sleeping in the rear compartment, and then he heard Hao Yi's voice.

"Well, it's you, little white rabbit, little lolita, who can't move the uncle's heart anymore. You see, the uncle is now middle-aged, and he is getting divorced and divided his family property. Every day, his heart feels like a knife. You know this kind of feeling is not good. , Do you know how much Chinese wine I drank last night, three kinds of Quanhui, your uncle went to the hospital to wash his stomach after drinking it. Do you know that feeling, your uncle didn’t feel anything, just felt a pain in his heart. "

Geng Hao, who had already woken up, listened to Hao Yi's words, although it was a bit exaggerated, but the more he heard him talking about himself, Geng Hao hurriedly lifted the quilt from the bed in the rear compartment, walked towards the front cab, and saw At whose house Yang Yu put the co-pilot flat and plugged his earphones into his ears, while a fat man with a bald head was driving the car in the driver's seat, chatting with someone with a mobile phone in his hand.

"Are you him? Who are you talking about?"

When Geng Hao went up, he pushed Hao Yi's head. Hao Yi, who was chatting with someone, was suddenly patted from behind, and he almost threw away his phone in fright.

"You scared your father to death." Hao Yi turned his head and saw that Geng Hao was standing behind naked, and the thing below was still moving with the car.

"Damn, you go back, you are still naked now? You know, I don't want an ugly old man to have sex." Listening to Hao Yi's words, Geng Hao felt his own Body, Geng Hao, who walked back from the connection between the cockpit and the compartment, found his clothes on the sofa in the living room next to him.

"Hey! When did you cut off the skin? Don't tell me, it's very delicate." Hao Yi teased Geng Hao, and Yang Yu was also awakened by the movement next to him. He turned the seat back and sat on the seat. Sit down.

"Haozi, you are really delicate, haha, is it because you can't satisfy Kang Xiaoyu that you separated from you." Yang Yu's words hit Geng Hao's heart directly, causing him [-] points of critical damage.

"Fuck you, are you the one who sprinkles salt on brother's wound like this? I should split it in half and sew it up for you two." Geng Hao turned his mouth to the two people in front of him while putting on his clothes.

"Don't let the arrogant sprinkling of salt on your wound yesterday..." Yang Yu suddenly sang, as if he was mocking Geng Hao.

"Damn, her Yang Yu, stop singing, you really deserve to be the best bad friend of the year." Geng Hao got dressed, came to the front of the car again, and asked Hao Yi who was driving. "Fatty man, where are you trying to drag me?"

Hao Yi directly held his mobile phone and showed it to Geng Hao behind him. "Little White Rabbit, how about it, will this work?"

Seeing that Hao Yi answered the wrong question, Geng Hao asked again. "I'm asking where you are going, not asking you to show me your hot friends."

"Look for the little white rabbit, you don't know, Haozi, since Hao Yi got in the car, he has been busy, added a netizen, and told many exciting stories based on your experience, this little white rabbit is Hao The cannon stand that Yi specially prepared for you will pave the way for you, is it enough for you brother.” Yang Yu continued Hao Yi’s words, Geng Hao was not interested in hearing this, but seemed to be being tricked Just as angry.

"Turn me around."

"What's the matter, this time it's not just for you, I still have work to do, I have to give props to the crew, if I don't worry about you, I will definitely not bring you with you, if I The two are on the road, and we will drive more than 200 kilometers here, and we will definitely experience the local characteristics without visiting a city."

Regarding Geng Hao's U-turn, Hao Yi ignored him at all and continued to drive forward.

Geng Hao was a little anxious, he didn't want to come out, now that he was sober, he still remembered the hammer that he didn't swing down after finishing. "I asked you to pick my head, do you hear me? I have to go home, and I have to find the juice that will be with me in the future."

At this time, Yang Yu suddenly lifted a white puppy from his feet and showed it in front of Geng Hao. The little white dog looked at its master for no reason. "Here is the juice, I brought it for you, and I have arranged it for you at your house, don't worry."

"Damn, you just don't know good people. The two of us saw that you were about to collapse, so we brought you out. It was specially arranged for you. If you go back, if you go back, you will either go to prison or go to the ward. Think about it." Ah, Haozi, there are still [-] kilometers to go, and those are the beauties along the [-] kilometers, don’t you know how to do such simple multiple-choice questions?” Hao Yi said with an anxious expression on his face.

"Hurry up, let Haozi take a look at the phone, let him take a look at the photos, it smells so good, why do you have to go back and find that uncomfortable? Look at the photos, look at the bear, how tempting it is, the past is gone Even if you want to go back to the past, you can't go back, after all, Kang Xiaoyu has divorced you, and I don't think she is worthy of you at all." Hao Yi parked the car on the emergency lane of the expressway, and put Handing the phone to Yang Yu, he turned to Geng Hao and said.

"Yeah, Haozi, you should come out, Kang Xiaoyu is definitely not a good match, why do you have to waste your feelings on such a crooked neck, you don't want a big forest." Yang Yu raised the phone to Geng Hao In front of him, let him look at the photos on his phone.

Hearing the advice of the two, Geng Hao finally calmed down, sat down on the sofa in the carriage, and said to the two: "Okay, give me my phone."

Yang Yu took out Geng Hao's mobile phone from the glove box and handed it over. Geng Hao grabbed it in his hand, turned on the screen, and looked at the prompts on it. Geng Hao, who had gradually given up, seemed to have found meaning and hope again.

"Sixteen missed calls, and 110 six messages, all sent to you by Kang Xiaoyu." Yang Yu said to Geng Hao.

Geng Hao opened a voice message, and Kang Xiaoyu's voice came out from the phone speaker. "You haven't answered your cell phone. Anyway, I thank you for signing. In fact, I really hope that you can find your own happiness. I really hope."

Listening to this message, Geng Hao's eye circles turned red again. It turned out that everything was self-indulgent. "Go, drive, and move forward."

"Haha, just figure it out." Hao Yi restarted the car and left from the emergency lane, while Yang Yu fumbled in his pocket. Yang Yu found out a box of condoms and turned his head. Throw it to Geng Hao. "It's done, you have a box of it, and I will definitely let you use it for this trip."

"Damn, give me a box of small umbrellas. Haozi won't need them. I can help. I've run out of them. Haozi, don't hang yourself on a tree. There is no grass anywhere in the world. Wouldn't it be over to eat a new grass?" , Really." Hao Yi asked Yang Yu for a cover, and Yang Yu took another box out of his bag and patted it on the front of the bridge for him.

"You are a condom wholesaler, why did you prepare so many?" Geng Hao, a good man before, looked at the condoms sent to himself and Hao Yi, and suddenly felt envious of their way of life.

"Haha, I sell condoms, and I'm just a porter for condoms. Haha, Haozi, don't worry, I'll pack the condoms for this trip, and that's enough." Yang Yu suddenly said to Geng Hao proudly.

Yang Yu and Hao Yi switched cars on the road, heading south all the way.Along the way, the three of them quarreled and bickered in the car. The journey was very pleasant, the space in the caravan was also generous, and the mental state of the three of them was not bad.

Yang Yu drove into the tollbooth. The Unimog was so tall that the driver and the toll collector could look at him at the same height.The car stopped as close to the sentry box as possible.

"Hello, please show your card." The very pleasant voice reached Yang Yu's ears, and he and the toll collector looked at each other for a second.

Yang Yu turned his head and said to Geng Hao who was sitting in the co-pilot seat: "Haozi, let me show you a show, I will personally teach you how to pick up girls today."

After speaking, Yang Yu opened the car window wide, took the card from the driver's seat and handed it to the female toll collector. "Hey, beauty, she looks so good-looking, your surname."

"My surname is Yan." The female toll collector was the one she met when Geng Hao spoiled Hao Yi's good deeds in the movie.The toll collector is operating the result card.

Yang Yu was also brushing his lips, and used what Hao Yi said. "Yan Ruyu! What a coincidence, my name is Golden House."

Yang Yu took the invoice and money handed over by the toll collector, and continued to say to the toll collector, "Leave a call."

"Why did you leave the phone?"

"Let's get to know each other, if conditions permit, we can fall in love, haha." Yang Yu said, then turned around and snatched Geng Hao's cell phone, and threw it into the back compartment.

"Oh, no, that's not rigorous. I'm not naturally suitable for dating. Do you know why? That's because I'm suitable for marriage." While Yang Yu was speaking, the female toll collector handed out the sheet of paper.

"Bon Voyage."

(End of this chapter)

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