Marvel's Talisman of Invincibility

Chapter 168 The first meeting between Deadpool and the Avengers

Wade was wearing the Deadpool uniform, but without the headgear, showing his confident and handsome face. Since his appearance was restored, Wade rarely wore the headgear.

In his words, hiding such a handsome face is undoubtedly a waste of money, and of course good things should be shared.

Embracing Vanessa, who was also well-dressed, Wade whistled, and followed Gao Ming, who had a gloomy face, out of the different space. When he saw the Avengers, he covered his face exaggeratedly and shouted: " Ah! It's the Avengers! I feel like I'm going to faint~"

After all, Wade still pretended to be about to fall into a coma, but he thought that no one would help him, so he bent down slightly with very poor acting skills and slow movements, and then flattened on the ground. He tilted his head, rolled his eyes, and stuck out his tongue, pretending to be in a coma.

A group of Avengers: "..."

Is this guy here to be funny...

Seeing that her man was pretending to be crazy again, Vanessa kicked Wade angrily, "Quickly die, Wade, don't be ashamed."

"Oh~ you kicked my kidney, what if it breaks..."

Wade clutched his lower back, grinned and got up from the ground, complaining softly.

Gao Ming pulled his face and introduced to everyone: "This is Deadpool, Wade Wilson, and his wife Vanessa Carlyle."

"Hi everyone~"

Wade waved enthusiastically, and Vanessa also greeted politely.

Everyone still looked at Wade with a weird smile on his face. Flint and Johnny, the two people brought back by Gao Ming, looked at Wade with scrutiny eyes, wanting to know that no matter how they looked at it, they couldn't understand it. Tune guy, what's so unique about it that Gao Ming can catch his eye.

Wade walked up to Steve carelessly, stared straight for a while, then touched Steve's chest abruptly, and said in an envious tone: "The chest muscles are good, I really want to find a hundred and eighty tubes of serum Try injections, it's hard to find Tao always insists on exercising in order to keep in shape, but that guy Ryan is too lazy to do it."

Faced with Wade's unscrupulous hands, Steve couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body. He pushed Wade's hand away silently, and then stepped back a little.

After harassing Steve, Wade walked up to Tony and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Oh, Mr. Stark, your mustache is still so eye-catching, by the way, what enemy do you have?" Do you need to get rid of it? You can entrust me, and for the sake of new customers, I can give you a [-]% discount."

Tony looked at the remaining long knife on Wade's back and the two pistols tied to his thighs, and laughed disdainfully, "I think my armor can guarantee my personal safety, but if something goes wrong in the future The long-eyed clown pissed me off, so I'll consider asking you to teach me a lesson."

"Okay okay."

Wade didn't care about the contempt in Tony's eyes. The person in front of him was Tony Stark, who had countless net worth and a lot of money. Wade would not be troubled by money.

Turning his head, Wade couldn't help being stunned when he saw Dr. Banner, and said, "Huh? Where's Uncle Mark? Why is it Melancholy Edward? Didn't you say you won't act?"

Seeing that Wade looked at him and said some unclear words, Dr. Banner looked at his companion blankly, not knowing how to react.

When he saw Pietro, Wade acted like he had seen a ghost again, and said in horror, "Quicksilver? Didn't you get shot dead by random guns? Did you make some shady deal with the screenwriter? Did you get the chance to return to the screen?"

Although Pietro couldn't understand the meaning of Wade's words, he was still very uncomfortable with some words, and said with a bad expression: "What do you mean by the deal?"

"Hehehe, you understand..." Wade cast a self-evident look, which almost didn't make Pietro angry.

When looking at Wanda, Wade's eyes moved directly to her chest, "Omei, I admire you very much. The old boy has watched it many times. Come, give me a hug."

As he said that, Wade opened his arms, wanting to hug him, Wanda subconsciously had blood-like magic energy in his hands, suddenly, Vision and Pietro stood in front of Wanda, blocking Wade's unconcerned Kind gesture.

Pietro glanced at Vision, a dangerous person who had gotten very close to his sister recently. Although he felt a little upset, he didn't say anything.

Vision is still expressionless and calm, but the imitation soul gem on his forehead shines from time to time, showing his true inner feelings.

"Tch... I just hugged one out of politeness."

Wade withdrew his hand resentfully, looked at the gemstone on Vision's forehead, and said, "It's okay to fake technology, and I will definitely not be missed in the future."

When his eyes swept over the Black Widow, Wade suddenly said to the air: "Ryan, look, your ex-wife Scarlett, how do you feel... huh? The past is like smoke, don't mention it anymore? What are you pretending to be literary? You? Is it because I'm afraid that Lively will mind? No, no, no, I don't mean to deliberately destroy the relationship between your husband and wife..."

Seeing Wade talking to himself inexplicably, everyone looked at Shen Jingbing at him. Although Vanessa was used to Wade's crazy words from time to time, she was still very concerned about the eyes of other people who cared for the mentally retarded. have no choice.

Then, Wade looked at Falcon and Hawkeye, and continued chattering: "Amao, find Baozi and come back to form a cross talk group, Huaxia friends can look forward to your combination...Hawkeye, lend me your bow and arrow." I, I can definitely imitate you very much..."

Falcon and Hawkeye continued to watch with cold eyes.

Finally, Wade looked at Flint and Johnny, and said happily: "Gao Ming really didn't lie to me, he really brought you two here, Sony is vomiting blood now..."

As he said that, Wade walked up to Johnny, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Nicholas, you have to behave well. This is the Avengers. Don't force yourself into a bad movie."

Johnny slapped Wade's hand away with a face full of displeasure, blue and white flames faintly appeared in his pupils.

When Wade greeted everyone warmly, Steve walked up to Gao Ming and asked in a low voice, "Gao Ming, your friend seems a little... out of order?"

Gao Ming smiled helplessly, and said: "Just treat him as mentally abnormal. Talking into the air from time to time is a symptom of the disease, just ignore it."

"Should I ask some of the world's top psychiatrists to show him his brain?" Tony complained. "

Gao Ming shook his head, but did not respond.

After greeting everyone one by one, Wade said to the air again: "Look, there are so many superheroes, how can a low-cost movie like Deadpool survive? Let Marvel take back the X-Men as soon as possible." Copyright, then join the Avengers, so that you can take the opportunity to catch fire..."

Seeing everyone looking at him, Gao Ming had no choice but to come out, saying: "Wade is an acquired mutant who has a strong self-healing ability. Even if he is killed in pieces, he can still recover slowly in the end. , to grow a complete body."

Hearing Gao Ming's introduction, everyone finally put aside their contempt for Wade, and after a little refreshment, Wade also held his head high with a proud expression on his face.

Although I am surprised by Wade's immortal body, everyone can't change their view that he is a deep well ice, but it's okay, keep this view, and hear the information about reality and Marvel from Wade's mouth in the future , everyone will not take it seriously.

(End of this chapter)