Marvel's Talisman of Invincibility

Chapter 161 The X-Force Team is here to be funny!
When Gao Ming learned from Wade that the team he was going to form was called X-Force, he was speechless. It sounded weaker than the X-Men.

Therefore, when Wade enthusiastically invited Gao Ming to become a member of the No.1X commando team, Gao Ming refused without thinking.

"Okay, okay, I'll find some friends to play with."

Wade said so, then put on his Deadpool uniform and sat at the interview place arranged by Weasel.

It is said to be an interview location, but it is actually just a personal room in the Weasel Bar. Things are piled up in a mess, and there are various firearms and weapons on the shelves behind the room.

It has to be said that as an information dealer, Weasel is very efficient in handling affairs. After distributing the recruitment news through special channels, he quickly received dozens of replies.

After some screening, six people were finally selected.

The mutant "Hustle", a strong bald black man, has the ability to distort the electromagnetic field, and even affect the magnetic field of the human brain, causing all kinds of negative emotions, but when he saw this guy, Gao Ming almost blurted out "Sheriff Terry" .

It’s a play, although it’s played by the same actor, but this is not Sheriff Terry Jeffords in the American TV series "Difficult Cop", by the way, the actor Jack Peralta of that show is also a word Chat, I don't know who is more talkative than Wade...

Mutant "Zagster", a tall, thin white man with the ability to... well, spit out acidic vomit... The picture is very tasty, so when he said he would show it, Gao Ming, Wade and Weasel said in unison: "No, thank you."

Mutant "invisible man", needless to say, the ability is invisibility. When interviewing this invisible man, the invisible man seemed to be late, so when Gao Ming watched Wade and Weasel chanting to the air, he discovered this. The truth, on the sidelines, showed a self-evident sneer at the awkward two.

Mutant "Broken Star", whose real name is Rosti, is an Asian man with red hair and braids. According to him, he is from a place called "Spelled Planet" and is an alien. He also said that he is better than them. They are all strong, but according to Gao Ming's perception, in fact, this alien is just much more physically fit than ordinary people.

Domino, a fluffy-haired black woman, has the ability to be very lucky. Wade dismisses this, thinking that luck is not an ability, but according to Domino, she always gets what she wants, and this ability also arouses high expectations. Ming attaches great importance to it.

Although Gao Ming can't detect whether Domino's luck is really high, but if it is true, it will be very valuable. Luck is an illusory causal fate. Using the description of the novel, it is "possessing great luck" and "chosen by heaven". Son of ", if it is another place, Domino will be the protagonist every minute.

The last one is an uncle named "Peter". Looking at the handsome uncle in a suit who looks like a secret agent in the photo, and the bearded uncle with a beer belly and a stupid head in front of him, Wade couldn't help complaining, "What are you doing?" Are you cheating?" The most speechless thing is that this Uncle Peter doesn't have any superpowers, he is just an ordinary person who came here because he saw the recruitment advertisement and thought it was fun.

When introducing himself, Uncle Peter said that he suffers from Type I and Type II diabetes. Out of interest, Wade wanted to know when Uncle Peter would develop Type III diabetes, so he hired Uncle Peter as well, and let the Indian brother beside him Feeling very unfair, Dauphinde threw a case of beer on the ground angrily and said "Fack".

Well, they are all ordinary people, the only difference is that Uncle Peter suffers from two types of diabetes, but Uncle Peter was hired for such a nonsensical reason, so it is no wonder that Doffin is psychologically unbalanced...

In the end, it was the result of recruiting six members. Looking at the hastily formed team, Gao Ming felt very unreliable, but Wade wanted to play, so let him do it. I hope it can really come in handy.

……

The next day.

A helicopter quickly flew to the only way for the transport team. On the helicopter, all members were ready for combat. Wade also delivered an inconspicuous pre-war mobilization speech, but after he said that the team was called "X Special Attack Team" ", as expected, it attracted complaints from other members, and Domino even said unabashedly: "Isn't this a bit of a copycat?"

Gao Ming looked at Wade, shrugged, and said everything, but Wade seemed very satisfied with this name, and had no intention of changing it to a more famous one.

The helicopter was getting closer and closer to the destination. The door of the helicopter opened. Wade and others found that the wind was very strong today, and skydiving seemed a bit difficult.

Everyone carried a parachute backpack, except for Gao Ming, who didn't need a parachute, so they didn't assign it to him.

Seeing everyone jumping off the helicopter under Wade's yelling, Gao Ming was not in a hurry, feeling the strong wind blowing on his face, inexplicably, a sentence appeared in his mind...

The wind is so noisy today.

The wind seems to be crying a little bit

The wind blew something ominous into the town.

Come on, before the wind dies down.

……

Hello!Incredible!The potato chips over there... ahem, I was distracted again. It seems that it has been a long time since time travel, and I usually have plenty of time. Why do I look like some street writers who can only write hard? I don't have time to watch anime...

Gao Ming just slipped away for a while, guessing that Wade and the others were about to hit the ground, so he jumped down calmly.

The wind is really strong today, when Gao Ming fell, he was blown away from the landing point by the wind, and in the end he could only rely on his thoughts to land steadily.

However, when Gao Ming landed, he found that...the number of people had decreased.

"Wade, where are Hustle, Broken Star, Zagst and Uncle Peter?"

Gao Ming looked at Wade, who was bending over feebly, and asked.

Wade pointed in several directions and said helplessly, "Look, it's right there."

emmm... The one who bumped into the bus head-on seems to be the noise...

A helicopter ready to take off is covered with disgusting green liquid. Could this be the blood of the alien Broken Star?
In front of a chipped wood cart, in a pile of sawdust, thick blood mixed with indistinct pieces of meat was sprinkled on the sawdust. Beside the chipped wood cart, Uncle Peter, whose body was corroded by strong acid for more than half of his body, fell to the ground.

"Okay, wait, let me clear my mind," Gao Ming held his forehead with some headaches, "Are you telling me that in just a few tens of seconds, four members of the team went?"

"It's five, look, the invisible man is there, this old man finally showed his appearance." Wade pointed in one direction and said.

Gao Ming looked along and saw a scorched black corpse hanging on the wire...

"...So you recruited the players here just for fun?"

Gao Ming couldn't help complaining, and his voice became weak.

Before starting to act, the team was almost wiped out. By the way, what about Domino, this lucky woman who protects the body won't also receive a lunch box, right?

At this time, Domino's voice came from the headset: "Okay, I'm already in the sky above the escort vehicle, where are the other team members landing?"

He is really a lucky person, but upon hearing Domino's inquiry, Gao Ming couldn't help but reply: "I have some unfortunate news for you..."

(I wanted to say this when I was watching Deadpool 2, and sure enough, people who were recruited at random, even watched various trailers before the movie was released, and guessed what the team members would do, and the result was to walk around and die together... Turn the table , what the hell is this!)
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