Big stars, start with the routine of national anti-fraud

Chapter 125 Shine on another stage!

"Next, let's invite the next contestant to come on stage..."

In the huge studio, the voice of a fat little black judge sitting on the judges' seat came out.

immediately.

Wearing white casual clothes and sunglasses, Bai Shun walked out from the passage behind the stage unsteadily.

Standing still in the center of the stage, he opened his mouth and greeted the front loudly.

"Hello everyone!"

"it is good!"

The audience was very enthusiastic, and there was a burst of applause and cheers.

"Hahahahaha..."

Before the first three judges started to ask, Bai Shun started acting on his own, laughed and said to the audience, "I saw you today, and when I saw you, I felt that I was in the right place."

haha~
Sporadic laughter came from all around, and many audience members looked at Bai Shun very curiously.

The three judges seemed to be scrutinizing them. They were professional comedians. They had seen too many comedy performances. Bai Shun's first sentence was not brilliant, so they naturally didn't have much reaction.

Bai Shun didn't care about everyone's reaction, and continued to haha ​​to himself.

"Hahaha, I saw you, I laughed, why don't you laugh?"

Hahaha!
Many audience members laughed in unison.

The faces of the three judges remained flat as usual.

"First of all, thank you all for coming to my talk show, thank you, all the audience, thank you all, thank you... because you are very busy, you are going to work every day, you are working, you insist on your own, you have your own... ...Struggling! Which one of you has no work in hand!

But you choose to watch me, you, you choose to watch me, I am very honored, because there are many talk show actors, you watch me today, you choose to watch me, you...you are so bold! "

This time, Bai Shun seemed to be nervous or something when he spoke, he didn't make sense of the words, he kept stuttering, and then suddenly, at the end, an unexpected burden popped out!

Hahaha!
The audience burst into laughter immediately.

Clap clap clap clap!

Applause also spontaneously sounded.

hehehe~
This time, in the judges' seat, two judges didn't hold back, and one judge directly grinned.

The little black fat judge with the most serious expression before that had a flash of light in his eyes, and suddenly showed interest.

Bai Shun didn't realize it, and continued his performance, smiling loudly.

"But you read it right, I am the best stand-up show actor. Many people will ask me what is good about me... I don't know the details about this, but just watch it!"

While speaking, Bai Shun paced around the scene, suddenly waved his big hand, and said in high spirits.

"When I first came in, I felt the atmosphere here, especially the atmosphere of the stage of "Happy Jianghu", no matter from the aura, the environment, or everything here, in general, I think here, in general , I think here..."

Just when everyone thought that Bai Shun was finally going to praise the stage, suddenly Bai Shun nodded repeatedly, and said in a conclusive way, "Mmmmmm~ It's really good!"

What a magical turn!

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose..."

The scene burst into laughter!

"Hahaha!"

A female judge in the middle of the front smiled and slapped her thigh, and the two male judges beside her also smiled and showed their front teeth.

And this will, on stage.

Bai Shun waved his hands vigorously as if playing, while reciting loudly.

"The stars are shining, the lights are brilliant, our cast is strong, their acting skills are superb, unprecedented! Our actors..." Having said this, Bai Shun suddenly stretched his neck, pouted his mouth high and said loudly, " Our actors——unprecedented~!"

"Pfft~!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The female judge in the middle hadn't finished laughing in the last round, and when the burden of "unprecedented actor" came out, tears flowed from the direct laughter, and she slapped the judge's table vigorously with her hands.

Whoa whoa whoa!
The applause from all around suddenly became enthusiastic!
"it is good!"

"awesome!"

Many spectators shouted one after another!

Talent!
The most serious little black fat judge's eyes lit up.

"Oh, don't say it, don't say it."

At this time, Bai Shun waved his hand and said, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Bai Shun, Bai means Bai Bai, and Shun means Shun from Yao, Shun and Yu. It seems a very common name, but you may not be named after me." That's good, because your names were all given by your parents or someone from your parents, but mine is not."

Bai Shun put on a smug smile, "My name...is exchanged for points!"

The god-level burden reappears in the world!

"Hahahahaha..."

Whoa whoa whoa!
The audience went crazy laughing again!
"Bang bang bang!"

The female judge in the middle slapped the table and couldn't stop laughing!
The small-headed judges in white shirts laughed so hard that their big buck teeth came out!

The fat little black judge also had a heartfelt smile on his face.

on the stage.

Bai Shun controlled his rhythm, looked at everyone with a smile, and said loudly.

"Next, I will start my talk show. I will sweat on this stage. As long as you are happy, as long as you like, my show will be extended indefinitely. I will perform until midnight!"

Having said that, Bai Shun turned his head and opened his mouth wide in the direction of the backstage and shouted, "Director, lock the door! Don't let the audience escape! Lead me a dog and put it at the door..."

Bai Shun stretched his right arm and lit out of thin air, "Whoever dares to run, let the dog bite him! Director, go! Director! Is there a dog, no dog..."

Bai Shun paused suddenly, then said quietly, "...you go~"

"Pfft haha!"

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
There was thunderous applause, and all the audience, including the judges, clapped vigorously, laughing while applauding, and some of them almost burst out laughing!
What a director has no dog, no dog, you go!

it's so funny!This burden is absolutely gone!
This guy named Bai Shun is amazing!

It's so ridiculous!

Amid the thunderous applause, Bai Shun continued to perform as if no one was there.

"Lock the door for me. If I don't go down, no one will come up. Before I start my talk show, I still can't get up the atmosphere of the scene..."

Bai Shun looked ahead, smiled and stammered, "Next, I will use my ability to raise the atmosphere of all the audience at the scene, to raise your atmosphere, do you feel sure about it?"

"Have!"

Respond loudly!

"Ha ha!"

Bai Shun smiled and said loudly, "I'm not sure!"

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience fainted from laughter!
Bai Shun laughed.

"Why do I say I'm not sure, because you don't know me, ask yourself if you know me? Oh, I just saw that you all support me so much, but I don't want to lie to you anymore."

"Pfft~!"

Under the curious eyes of countless people, Bai Shun smiled heartily and said.

"Actually, I went to the wrong house. I was also watching the show. I went to the toilet just now, and the director insisted on me to come up for a while. Now I..."

Bai Shun turned his head to look at the backstage, and then said while leaving the stage, "Hey, director, come here, hurry up, I can't stand it anymore..."

Whoa whoa whoa! ! !
Boiling applause from the audience!

Accompanied by bursts of high cheers!

Countless spectators stood up and presented Bai Shun with noodles!

After a while, Bai Shun who went down came up again.

And, to everyone's surprise, this guy actually brought the director over!
"Director Xu, you are..."

The female judge in the middle hadn't recovered from her smile, and when she saw Xu Yong walking on the stage, she immediately asked in surprise.

The two male judges next to him also looked surprised.

"Ha ha."

Xu Yong smiled mysteriously, and when the applause died down, he pointed at Bai Shun and introduced him solemnly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the program team, I would like to thank the star contestant of the host competition, Mr. Bai Shun, who has the reputation of being a contemporary Longguo talent, for bringing a temporary special wonderful performance to "Happy Jianghu", thank you!"

Host contest star contestant?Contemporary Long Kingdom genius?Temporary special highlights?

"Wow—"

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar at the scene!

Everyone was stunned!
But soon!
There was a sudden shock in the audience, and then their eyes widened, looking at Bai Shun who was wearing sunglasses on the stage, and exclaimed loudly.

"Wow! Bai... Bai Shun?! Bai Shun came to the happy world?!"

"My goddammit! No wonder the name sounds familiar. I thought it was the same name, but it turned out to be the real Boss Bai Shun?!"

"God! I was so lucky to hear little brother Bai Shun's scene? Wow, so happy!"

"So it's Bai Shun, no wonder he's so awesome! This level of humor is a few notches higher than other comedy contestants!"

"..."

And at this time, Bai Shun also took off his sunglasses, revealing his trademark dull fish eyes.

boom!
The crowd is boiling!

Among the 500 people in the audience, many people stood up and called Bai Shun's name loudly.

"Bai Shun!"

"Bai Shun!"

"Bai Shun!"

Although there were not many people, when everyone yelled vigorously, it was still as if a thousand troops were attacking, and the sound resounded throughout the studio!
"Thank you, thank you for your support!"

Bai Shun never imagined that on this strange occasion, he would meet some people who knew him well. He was very happy and quickly bowed politely to the audience.

Although the three judges of Happy Rivers and Lakes have never watched the host competition, they have certainly heard of the high-profile large-scale competition held by the national TV station for the first time. The color of regret.

This fleeting expression caught Xu Yong's attention.

At that moment, Xu Yong said with a smile.

"Why, it seems that Mr. Guo is a little regretful."

"No."

The little black fat judge laughed, "I thought there was a big devil in this year's Happy Rivers and Lakes. Feelings are a temporary special guest."

"Yes."

Teacher Song, the female judge in the middle, looked at Bai Shun seriously and praised, "Bai Shun, your sense of humor, sense of rhythm, and ability to shake the burden are amazing! If you come to our show, you will be The champion of this happy rivers and lakes!"

Whoa whoa whoa!
Warm applause broke out, and the audience echoed Teacher Song's words with their own applause.

It's wonderful!
Bai Shun's performance really made them all laugh and have endless aftertastes!
"What is this happy rivers and lakes champion."

At this time, the skinny old judge on the far left spoke up, and said bluntly, "Bai Shun, at least in the next few happy rivers and lakes, he can become the champion!"

"That's right!"

Teacher Guo praised in time, "Bai Shun's performance of one kick in the sky and one kick on the ground on the stage seems to be nonsense, but it is actually very serious nonsense. In language cross talk, there is a professional term called fluttering." Blind man, of all the actors I've seen who use this technique, Bai Shun is the best!"

Whoa whoa whoa! !

More warm applause sounded.

"Thank you, thank you teachers for your recognition."

Bai Shun hurriedly saluted humbly.

Director Xu Yong is very satisfied with Bai Shun's performance, Bai Shun's rescue is really wonderful!

Just when Xu Yong was about to take Bai Shun off the stage.

Teacher Guo, the little black fat man, suddenly spoke.

"That Bai Shun, do you have an idea to come to my Guo Yun club for development?"

"hiss--"

As soon as these words came out, the audience suddenly gasped!
(End of this chapter)