Big stars, start with the routine of national anti-fraud
Chapter 101 Joke broadcast, bursting with laughter!
Chapter 101 Joke broadcast, bursting with laughter!
The lights are bright and the stars are shining.
Standing on the blue stage like an ocean of knowledge, Bai Shun continued his broadcast with a smile on his face and a straight body.
The reactions of the judges and the audience made Bai Shun feel confident, and he has more confidence in his own content!
"Next, we will review with you the main news content that has happened in our country recently, the first is sports news."
Bai Shun paused and smiled.
"As we all know, Longguo has two kinds of balls that are the best in the world. One is table tennis, which no one can beat, and the other is football, which no one can beat.
At 2 on February 1 this year, in the World Cup Yazhou District Top 20.00 qualifiers, the Longguo men's football team once again lost to the Yueguo men's football team as expected, lived up to expectations, and was neither humble nor overbearing. Watch the Longguo football team The game has been going on for more than ten years, and the most popular thing said by the commentator is: There is not much time left for the Dragon Kingdom team! "
"Pfft~"
"Hahahahaha!"
Everyone laughed!
This time, even a few judges in the professional judging booth burst out laughing, and immediately covered their mouths with their hands.
You must know that the ace hosts, famous hosts and leaders of various departments of the national TV station have received professional training in laughing. Under normal circumstances, they can completely ignore the interference caused by the external environment.
However, they couldn't hold back what Bai Shun said, and it can be seen that Bai Shun's jokes had touched the depths of their hearts!
Not to mention professional people, the netizens who watched the live broadcast outside the venue laughed out loud!
The barrage surged rapidly!
[It's the day, Erha!This host named Bai Shun is really too funny!He won't go to the wrong set, right?This is for the game?This is to kill me laughing! 】
[Journalism contestants are actually more humorous than those in the arts category, my God!It's too awesome! 】
[My mother, a dark horse has appeared!The news mentioned the effect of the variety show, this Bai Shun is amazing! 】
[Hahaha, my brother Bai! 666666666 Ah, blow up! 】
[Bai Shun, you have violated the unforgivable crime of snake skin in the Galaxy Justice Law. My Duxiu Armor will deprive you of the right to show off and arrest you. Let's arrest you! 】
[Although this Bai Shun's news broadcast doesn't have the lofty feeling of other news contestants, he is down-to-earth, and I love what he says! 】
【Yeah!It's down-to-earth and funny, I love it! 】
【…】
There was a lot of turmoil in and out of the host competition, and one thing Bai Shun predicted was right, because of his performance, the netizens who were about to withdraw after watching it, were now attracted to watch the live broadcast, and really turned the host competition into a reality. The average ratings of the show have been raised!
now.
Standing on the stage, Bai Shun still had a faint smile on his face. Although he was average in appearance, he seemed to have a special charm that attracted everyone's attention.
His broadcast continued.
"Due to the poor performance of the Longguo men's football team, after in-depth discussions and research by relevant departments and fan associations across the country, it was decided that the sculpture of Gao Qi will be removed and Cao Cao's sculpture will be used instead, and it will be regarded as the ancestor of the Longguo men's football team. Because the philosophy of Cao Cao and the Longguo men's football team is quite the same, that is: I would rather lose the people of the world than the people of the world lose me!
Longguo Football has focused on losing for 30 years, and has been imitated and never surpassed. The slogan of Longguo Football is "We don't score goals, we are just porters of football."
Whoa whoa whoa! !
The incomparably warm applause couldn't help but Bai Shun turned around slightly and saw Lin Wansheng's kind eyes. She smiled admiringly at Bai Shun. Confident and melodious.
"The following is travel news.
According to surveys, tourism has become an inseparable activity in Chinese people’s lives.
During the golden week of a certain scenic spot, due to too many people, it caused tourists to be crowded and stranded. In order to avoid the recurrence of this incident, the relevant departments have formulated relevant policies for tourists.
Single eyelid one-day tour.
Two-day trip with double eyelids.
A single and a pair of night play.
Players who wear sunglasses to play will be treated as deliberately covering their eyelids and will not be allowed to play.
Men chasing women together, traveling domestically.
Women chasing men together, traveling abroad.
Still single, what to play, work overtime! "
"Hahahahahaha..."
"Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose..."
As soon as this news piece came out, the audience burst into laughter!
Many viewers laughed so exaggeratedly that they screamed like a goose!
This is not over yet, just listen to Bai Shun say quickly.
"Recently, a female tourist in Shanghai refused to pay for the fish-flavored shredded pork she ordered because there was no fish in it. Satisfy a diner’s wish to buy a cake as a gift for his wife!”
boom!
The laughter that has not yet subsided, set off again!
"Hahahahaha!"
"it is good!"
"Amazing!"
"Killing me!"
"It's okay to buy wife cakes for my wife!"
"my God!"
On the professional judging table, a stern-looking deputy director of the Legal Channel directly covered his forehead with his hand, pursed his mouth and kept laughing.
A few seats away, an ace host of the financial channel did not hide anything. The one who smiled had his mouth crooked.
"Talent..."
Commenting on the guest seats, a gleam of light flashed in Zhao Qiang's elegant eyes, and he applauded slightly while muttering to himself, as if a bolt of lightning struck down in his heart!
In an instant, my heart is bright!
In recent years, a large number of variety shows have emerged and become the new favorite of the broad masses of the people.
The ratings of each column of the news channel have been greatly impacted!
Except for the national news program "News Network", which is still strong, other news programs are more or less declining, making the average ratings of the news channel he manages faintly accepting the challenge of other channels!
Especially the variety channel!
Recently, Lin Wansheng has taken drastic measures and created several celebrity variety shows, with astonishing ratings. Step by step, the average ratings of variety show channels are approaching those of news channels!
He admits that Lin Wansheng is extremely talented, but he is also one of the two major talents of the national TV station, coupled with his dignity as a man, but he secretly works hard to prevent the variety channel from catching up with their news channel!
The position of the news channel as the big brother of the national TV station must not be "fallen".
Therefore, in the past few years, Zhaoqiang has been looking for various ways to enrich the content of news programs, and he has a look, but not very much.
But now!
Bai Shun's performance gave Zhaoqiang a strong inspiration!
The news can also be broadcast in the form of jokes!
At first, he might have worried that the fault tolerance rate of this method was too low, but now looking at the reactions of the audience and some professional judges, it is enough to see that this way of broadcasting news with jokes will have a large enough audience!
Find another way!
This boy Bai Shun found a new way!
Simply genius!
Zhao Qiang's eyes lit up, and the way he looked at Bai Shun was a little different.
He has his own eyes!
It seems simple to know how this joke broadcasts news, but it is actually very difficult.
Because today's news hosts all have a fixed style, whether they are meticulous, rigorous, serious, or dignified. It is impossible for them to change their style at first.
Even though the hosts of literature and art have a sense of humor and can tell jokes, most of them do not have a strong vision and professionalism in controlling people's livelihood, international news and other aspects!
But Bai Shun has excellent performance in both aspects!
Therefore, this young man Bai Shun can be said to be in a league of his own!He is a rare treasure boy!
Beside, Lin Wansheng keenly noticed the changes in Zhao Qiang's slight expression, she was smart and figured out some of Zhao Qiang's mental activities almost instantly, at the moment, Lin Wansheng calmly 'emphasized' said.
"Teacher Zhao Qiang, the talent I found this time, Bai Shun, should be in everyone's eyes by now."
Lin Wansheng focused on the words "I found it this time" and accentuated the tone. Zhao Qiang, who is also a smart person, naturally understood that this woman Lin Wansheng was taking Bai Shun's ownership.
With a refined smile, Zhao Qiang was not affected.
"Bai Shun is currently performing very well in the news field. If he can continue all the way, I believe he will inject different vitality into my news department!"
Ok? !
This Zhao Qiang, at any rate, was hosted by the face of the news department, yet he is still shameless? !
Lin Wansheng was annoyed for a moment, her pretty face was still as elegant as before, and she smiled lightly.
"Mr. Zhaoqiang, don't make a mistake. When choosing the track, it was Bai Shun who generously handed over the art track to those who needed it, and took up the challenge of the news track by himself. Anyway, Bai Shun was in the Only my Arts Department can fully display his talent and ability."
"That's not necessarily true, maybe, this Bai Shun is an all-rounder..."
Zhao Qiang said with a smile, "In this way, the News Department is also very suitable for Bai Shun."
peat!
Lin Wansheng was dignified and graceful, almost speechless by Zhao Qiang at this moment, she rolled her eyes gracefully at him.
Zhao Qiang smiled slightly, but said nothing.
to outsiders.
The two of them are talented and beautiful, and their status and status are equal. They are rare CPs, but the real relationship is only clear to them.
They can be said to be friends who cherish each other, but more, they are still in competition!
As for seeing each other, falling in love... It seems that the two have known each other for five or six years, and they haven't had any sparks yet. Presumably, they don't have that strange feeling for each other.
And this time.
In the scene, a short 'beep' sounded.
That means 3 minutes of self-presentation, and the last 30 seconds!
on the stage.
Under the attention of all the people, Bai Shun began to wrap up with his own rhythm.
(End of this chapter)
The lights are bright and the stars are shining.
Standing on the blue stage like an ocean of knowledge, Bai Shun continued his broadcast with a smile on his face and a straight body.
The reactions of the judges and the audience made Bai Shun feel confident, and he has more confidence in his own content!
"Next, we will review with you the main news content that has happened in our country recently, the first is sports news."
Bai Shun paused and smiled.
"As we all know, Longguo has two kinds of balls that are the best in the world. One is table tennis, which no one can beat, and the other is football, which no one can beat.
At 2 on February 1 this year, in the World Cup Yazhou District Top 20.00 qualifiers, the Longguo men's football team once again lost to the Yueguo men's football team as expected, lived up to expectations, and was neither humble nor overbearing. Watch the Longguo football team The game has been going on for more than ten years, and the most popular thing said by the commentator is: There is not much time left for the Dragon Kingdom team! "
"Pfft~"
"Hahahahaha!"
Everyone laughed!
This time, even a few judges in the professional judging booth burst out laughing, and immediately covered their mouths with their hands.
You must know that the ace hosts, famous hosts and leaders of various departments of the national TV station have received professional training in laughing. Under normal circumstances, they can completely ignore the interference caused by the external environment.
However, they couldn't hold back what Bai Shun said, and it can be seen that Bai Shun's jokes had touched the depths of their hearts!
Not to mention professional people, the netizens who watched the live broadcast outside the venue laughed out loud!
The barrage surged rapidly!
[It's the day, Erha!This host named Bai Shun is really too funny!He won't go to the wrong set, right?This is for the game?This is to kill me laughing! 】
[Journalism contestants are actually more humorous than those in the arts category, my God!It's too awesome! 】
[My mother, a dark horse has appeared!The news mentioned the effect of the variety show, this Bai Shun is amazing! 】
[Hahaha, my brother Bai! 666666666 Ah, blow up! 】
[Bai Shun, you have violated the unforgivable crime of snake skin in the Galaxy Justice Law. My Duxiu Armor will deprive you of the right to show off and arrest you. Let's arrest you! 】
[Although this Bai Shun's news broadcast doesn't have the lofty feeling of other news contestants, he is down-to-earth, and I love what he says! 】
【Yeah!It's down-to-earth and funny, I love it! 】
【…】
There was a lot of turmoil in and out of the host competition, and one thing Bai Shun predicted was right, because of his performance, the netizens who were about to withdraw after watching it, were now attracted to watch the live broadcast, and really turned the host competition into a reality. The average ratings of the show have been raised!
now.
Standing on the stage, Bai Shun still had a faint smile on his face. Although he was average in appearance, he seemed to have a special charm that attracted everyone's attention.
His broadcast continued.
"Due to the poor performance of the Longguo men's football team, after in-depth discussions and research by relevant departments and fan associations across the country, it was decided that the sculpture of Gao Qi will be removed and Cao Cao's sculpture will be used instead, and it will be regarded as the ancestor of the Longguo men's football team. Because the philosophy of Cao Cao and the Longguo men's football team is quite the same, that is: I would rather lose the people of the world than the people of the world lose me!
Longguo Football has focused on losing for 30 years, and has been imitated and never surpassed. The slogan of Longguo Football is "We don't score goals, we are just porters of football."
Whoa whoa whoa! !
The incomparably warm applause couldn't help but Bai Shun turned around slightly and saw Lin Wansheng's kind eyes. She smiled admiringly at Bai Shun. Confident and melodious.
"The following is travel news.
According to surveys, tourism has become an inseparable activity in Chinese people’s lives.
During the golden week of a certain scenic spot, due to too many people, it caused tourists to be crowded and stranded. In order to avoid the recurrence of this incident, the relevant departments have formulated relevant policies for tourists.
Single eyelid one-day tour.
Two-day trip with double eyelids.
A single and a pair of night play.
Players who wear sunglasses to play will be treated as deliberately covering their eyelids and will not be allowed to play.
Men chasing women together, traveling domestically.
Women chasing men together, traveling abroad.
Still single, what to play, work overtime! "
"Hahahahahaha..."
"Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose..."
As soon as this news piece came out, the audience burst into laughter!
Many viewers laughed so exaggeratedly that they screamed like a goose!
This is not over yet, just listen to Bai Shun say quickly.
"Recently, a female tourist in Shanghai refused to pay for the fish-flavored shredded pork she ordered because there was no fish in it. Satisfy a diner’s wish to buy a cake as a gift for his wife!”
boom!
The laughter that has not yet subsided, set off again!
"Hahahahaha!"
"it is good!"
"Amazing!"
"Killing me!"
"It's okay to buy wife cakes for my wife!"
"my God!"
On the professional judging table, a stern-looking deputy director of the Legal Channel directly covered his forehead with his hand, pursed his mouth and kept laughing.
A few seats away, an ace host of the financial channel did not hide anything. The one who smiled had his mouth crooked.
"Talent..."
Commenting on the guest seats, a gleam of light flashed in Zhao Qiang's elegant eyes, and he applauded slightly while muttering to himself, as if a bolt of lightning struck down in his heart!
In an instant, my heart is bright!
In recent years, a large number of variety shows have emerged and become the new favorite of the broad masses of the people.
The ratings of each column of the news channel have been greatly impacted!
Except for the national news program "News Network", which is still strong, other news programs are more or less declining, making the average ratings of the news channel he manages faintly accepting the challenge of other channels!
Especially the variety channel!
Recently, Lin Wansheng has taken drastic measures and created several celebrity variety shows, with astonishing ratings. Step by step, the average ratings of variety show channels are approaching those of news channels!
He admits that Lin Wansheng is extremely talented, but he is also one of the two major talents of the national TV station, coupled with his dignity as a man, but he secretly works hard to prevent the variety channel from catching up with their news channel!
The position of the news channel as the big brother of the national TV station must not be "fallen".
Therefore, in the past few years, Zhaoqiang has been looking for various ways to enrich the content of news programs, and he has a look, but not very much.
But now!
Bai Shun's performance gave Zhaoqiang a strong inspiration!
The news can also be broadcast in the form of jokes!
At first, he might have worried that the fault tolerance rate of this method was too low, but now looking at the reactions of the audience and some professional judges, it is enough to see that this way of broadcasting news with jokes will have a large enough audience!
Find another way!
This boy Bai Shun found a new way!
Simply genius!
Zhao Qiang's eyes lit up, and the way he looked at Bai Shun was a little different.
He has his own eyes!
It seems simple to know how this joke broadcasts news, but it is actually very difficult.
Because today's news hosts all have a fixed style, whether they are meticulous, rigorous, serious, or dignified. It is impossible for them to change their style at first.
Even though the hosts of literature and art have a sense of humor and can tell jokes, most of them do not have a strong vision and professionalism in controlling people's livelihood, international news and other aspects!
But Bai Shun has excellent performance in both aspects!
Therefore, this young man Bai Shun can be said to be in a league of his own!He is a rare treasure boy!
Beside, Lin Wansheng keenly noticed the changes in Zhao Qiang's slight expression, she was smart and figured out some of Zhao Qiang's mental activities almost instantly, at the moment, Lin Wansheng calmly 'emphasized' said.
"Teacher Zhao Qiang, the talent I found this time, Bai Shun, should be in everyone's eyes by now."
Lin Wansheng focused on the words "I found it this time" and accentuated the tone. Zhao Qiang, who is also a smart person, naturally understood that this woman Lin Wansheng was taking Bai Shun's ownership.
With a refined smile, Zhao Qiang was not affected.
"Bai Shun is currently performing very well in the news field. If he can continue all the way, I believe he will inject different vitality into my news department!"
Ok? !
This Zhao Qiang, at any rate, was hosted by the face of the news department, yet he is still shameless? !
Lin Wansheng was annoyed for a moment, her pretty face was still as elegant as before, and she smiled lightly.
"Mr. Zhaoqiang, don't make a mistake. When choosing the track, it was Bai Shun who generously handed over the art track to those who needed it, and took up the challenge of the news track by himself. Anyway, Bai Shun was in the Only my Arts Department can fully display his talent and ability."
"That's not necessarily true, maybe, this Bai Shun is an all-rounder..."
Zhao Qiang said with a smile, "In this way, the News Department is also very suitable for Bai Shun."
peat!
Lin Wansheng was dignified and graceful, almost speechless by Zhao Qiang at this moment, she rolled her eyes gracefully at him.
Zhao Qiang smiled slightly, but said nothing.
to outsiders.
The two of them are talented and beautiful, and their status and status are equal. They are rare CPs, but the real relationship is only clear to them.
They can be said to be friends who cherish each other, but more, they are still in competition!
As for seeing each other, falling in love... It seems that the two have known each other for five or six years, and they haven't had any sparks yet. Presumably, they don't have that strange feeling for each other.
And this time.
In the scene, a short 'beep' sounded.
That means 3 minutes of self-presentation, and the last 30 seconds!
on the stage.
Under the attention of all the people, Bai Shun began to wrap up with his own rhythm.
(End of this chapter)
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