I'm really not an NPC

Chapter 593 Diarrhea strikes, motherfucker cried

Chapter 600
"If so?"

Peters took ten silver coins out of his pocket.

The bald chef took it and said slowly, "Sally, she likes..."

……

After successfully poisoning and obtaining the desired information, Peters instantly felt cheerful.

He deliberately went to the agreed place to look for Li En.

But there was no sign of Li En.

"Huh? Where's the Lister?"

Peters was a little weird.

……

Li En was holding some masks in his hand at the moment.

The so-called mask is actually a thin layer of cucumber.

It turns out that people in this world have also discovered the moisturizing effect of cucumber.

Dingbrook, the damn bitch, uses these cucumbers every day to keep her face hydrated.

Li En is now in this bitch's bedroom.

Not long ago, this bitch went to the bathroom.

Li En found an opportunity to come in, the purpose was very simple, and of course it was to go to the toilet!

He unbuttoned his belt and urinated wildly!
……

After Li En returned to the meeting point.

Peters immediately waved: "Master Lister! I've got it all done!"

"Well, it's very good, but the matter of money, let's talk about it after Dingbrook's accident. Now, let's just wait quietly and watch the show!"

After Li En grinned, he showed a look of expectation.

Peters was concerned about money, but thought that the shemale Dingbrook was about to suffer bad luck.

It also showed a look of expectation.

……

After Dingbrook went to the toilet, he returned to his room and picked up the washbasin filled with sliced ​​cucumbers.

These cucumbers were guessed fresh this morning.

It is the product of an old fruit farmer nearby.

The orchardist has always had a knack for growing vegetables.

The fruits and vegetables he grows are very fresh and moist.

Dingbrook likes the products of this fruit farmer's family.

In order to better moisturize, he arranged for the servants to cut these cucumber slices since the morning.

In the first two hours, he asked his servants to take out the hard-earned ice cubes to chill the cucumbers in order to lock in the moisture.

Later, within six hours of use, the ice is removed and soaked in milk instead.

This can produce a better beauty effect.

Dingbrook has been using this method for beauty for a long time.

His skin is so white, and he thinks it is the result of this whitening method.

He would also apply a mask to Lady Elizabeth when he had nothing to do.

But that was night.

It's afternoon now, he enjoys the time of afternoon tea, he naturally has to apply it himself first.

As I walked towards the balcony with the basin in my arms, the bald chef walked in with a cup of yerba mate.

"Master Ding, today's yerba mate tea specially put a little sugar for you."

The bald chef smiled flatteringly.

"Well, that's fine, put it aside."

At this time, Ding Brook was already lying on the deck chair, facing the sun, with some cucumbers on his face.

A cool and warm feeling swept over his face.

Dingbrook felt very comfortable.

For some reason, he suddenly felt a little strange.

This time the cucumber still has a milky flavor.

It just seems to have a faint fishy smell?
The tea aroma of yerba mate is tangy.

The fishy smell was quickly covered up.

"Help me put on a mask."

Ding Brook directed the bald chef to say.

"Ok!"

The bald cook puts the yerba mate tea aside.

Then gently pinched a piece of cucumber and placed it on Dingbrook's cheek.

"Have you washed your hands?"

Ding Brooke asked belatedly.

"Wash it, I have served you so many times, my lord, how could I forget?"

The bald chef smiled even more obsequiously.

"Well, that's all right, get out after you're done applying, and don't disturb my afternoon tea!"

“good good”

After finishing his work, the bald chef carefully left Dingbrook's room.

After closing the door, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead slightly, adjusted his mood, and left quickly.

He suddenly didn't notice two pairs of prying eyes protruding from the corner not far away, near the toilet.

"he's gone."

"It seems that the tea is fine."

"Then how long do you think he will come out?"

"It's... hard to guess, my Master Lister..."

……

inside the room.

The face is covered with cucumbers.

Dingbrook felt that everything was at ease.

He enjoyed the sunshine, squinted his eyes, and touched the teapot next to him.

After picking up the teapot, he took a sip and sighed: "Mate tea, it's still so delicious!"

After drinking most of the cup, he put down the teacup, narrowed his eyes, and prepared to take a nap.

He always takes a nap during afternoon tea time, as a reward for himself after a hard day.

Although it seems that he has nothing to do in the castle all day.

After slowly getting sleepy, Dingbrook felt that everything was perfect.

But suddenly, something was wrong with his stomach.

At first it was just a twitch, as if something was about to gush out!

Immediately afterwards, a cramping sensation occurred in the abdomen!
"Ouch! No way! Going to the toilet again? This time so hard? I just finished it!"

As a last resort, Dingbrook got up. In order not to let the cucumber fall, he deliberately looked up at the ceiling, which made his walking posture very proud.

Soon, Dingbrook left the room and entered the toilet in the corner.

He seemed to hear movement outside the toilet door, and shouted, "Who is it?"

No one responded.

"Hearing hallucinations?"

Dingbrook didn't take it seriously.

Because right now his stomach hurts so badly that he can't control the people outside.

What followed was an indescribable process.

It stands to reason that this is a very comfortable process.

but……

Dingbrook began to grit his teeth.

Because it hurts so much!
It's almost like having a baby.

I don't know how long it took, Ding Brook walked out of the toilet with a pale face, and when he returned to the room, he lay on the recliner with a cucumber on his face.

"What's the matter, the food I ate in the morning is normal?"

Dingbrook touched his nose, feeling a little strange, and his stomach hurt a little, but at least he could bear it.

"It should be all right this time, right?"

Dingbrook tried to sleep on.

Then only three seconds passed!
"Cuckoo!"

His stomach hurts again!

"***!"

Dingbrook swears. This time, he couldn't raise his head in a high-profile way, and walked away slowly.

He almost rushed out the door and rushed to the toilet.

Because if it was a later shot, he would be flying!
After squatting with great difficulty, Dingbrook faced another severe colic pain...

10 minutes this time!

Finally, everything was cleared up, and Dingbuloke walked out of the bathroom exhausted, "What the hell is going on! I'm obviously fine, why is this... ah! Here it comes again!"

After only one step, Ding Brooke backed away with a stomach ache.

The corner beyond the toilet.

"Hahaha!"

Li En couldn't hold back a low laugh.

Peters is laughing too.

Apparently, this old trickster also likes to play tricks on people.

"This bitch knows the pain now, right? But... don't think it's over, I won't torment you to death this afternoon, I'm so unlucky Li!"

Li En gritted his teeth.

Because of his excitement, Peters suddenly didn't notice what Li En had accidentally exposed.

Like his last name.

(End of this chapter)