I'm really not an NPC

Chapter 327 Lick the dog is no good end

Since traveling to this world.

Li En also has countless women.

But he was sure that he had never met such a beautiful woman with such a temperament.

Not to mention her appearance, not to mention her figure, this woman's glamorous temperament is absolutely unmatched by Dorothy, even Vivian.

After Li En's eyes fell on the woman's face, he couldn't move them away.

And the woman frowned, seemingly displeased.

But she didn't speak, she still maintained her aloof aura, just staring at Li En.

next moment.

A coldness hit.

Li En woke up with a start. Is this woman's aura so glamorous?
He immediately came to his senses, cupped his hands and said, "I've seen Mrs. Countess."

The countess nodded slightly, and said coldly, "Did you draw that painting just now?"

"Not bad. Do you like it, Lady Baroness?"

Li En had a deep smile on his face.

The countess did not answer, but stared at Li En coldly.

That look seemed to kill.

Li En felt that the hair on the back of his neck was all bundled up, as if he was being targeted by some kind of wild beast.

Some pressure, but not to make him change color.

He just stared at the Countess.

To be more precise, he was staring at the chest of the Countess.

Big!
Great!

Li En was sure that he had never seen such a big one.

Obviously such a thin body.

Why is it so big!
"Snapped!"

The countess slapped the table suddenly, and stood up angrily: "Do you want to die?"

Li En's expression changed, and he immediately shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, Baroness! I'm just deeply attracted to you! I can't help but..."

"enough!"

The countess waved her hand and said, "Don't lie to me, now, give me an explanation, what do you mean by this painting? Otherwise!"

"Whoosh!"

A small voice.

Immediately afterwards, the baroness came to Li En.

A dagger was pressed against Li Endao's Adam's apple.

"???"

Li Enren was dumbfounded.

The Baroness said coldly: "Now, give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise, die!"

I go!

Why is this so!

This is completely different from what I imagined!

Li En was about to cry.

He didn't expect the Countess to be such a decisive person.

If there is a disagreement, the intention to kill is decided.

He didn't think the countess was lying.

After all, the killing intent emitted by others is so real.

Now, Li En regrets that he acted too recklessly.

He said sternly, "Master Countess, do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

"casual."

The Countess said coldly.

Li En took a deep breath and said, "Then let's tell lies first! Lies are just lies. I'm talking about business!"

The countess frowned, pointing to the painting on the bed: "Draw your thing, is this a business deal?"

I don't know where the wind is blowing.

The drawing paper on the table flew up.

The picture quality reveals something huge.

That thing is too much than 18cm.

The kind that makes a special physique that makes even big eagles ashamed.

And this stuff was the source of the Countess' anger.

This portrait of Li En doesn't draw a face, how about such a thing?
So hideous.

so huge.

Is this something that humans can have?
Godzilla is more or less the same.

Li En stared at the Baroness and said: "The lie just now is that I came to discuss business, but the truth is... I actually want to get you!"

As soon as these words came out, the countess's face fell into frost.

Li En felt that the temperature of the space dropped by five degrees.

But he still widened his eyes, stared at the Countess, and said loudly: "Mrs. Countess! Please forgive me for not being able to lie to you! You are so amazing at such a time! I just have no resistance at all! I am completely sunk ,I……"

"To shut up!"

The countess suddenly shouted.

Li En shut his mouth.

The countess took a step back, and the dagger finally left Li En's neck.

Li En breathed a sigh of relief, but he was overjoyed inside.

really!

People are all the same!

No matter how awesome the duchess is, no matter how capable she is, she still cannot avoid emotions, vanity and love of beauty!

Regardless of how indignant and sincere Li En said these words.

But in fact, it was all planned by him in advance.

Before coming here, of course he did his homework and inquired about the deeds of the Countess from Hada.

In the story, the Countess speaks of a fairy who is too tall to be cold.

She was born like an angel, and her suitors can line up for hundreds of miles, but she has never had a relationship with anyone.

Basically she ignores men.

Li En didn't believe in evil at that time.

He didn't think the Countess said Lala.

Because all the stories of the Countess happened after the death of her man.

This also proves that the Baroness is married, and at least she still has thoughts about men.

Therefore, he intends to be a "dating expert", or the kind who directly posts pictures.

The picture did irritate the Countess, but it also aroused her curiosity.

After all, it was too hideous.

The Countess said that women also explore their hearts.

And because of exploring his heart, Li En successfully met the Countess.

Being able to survive the second dagger is the embodiment of Li En's flattering skills to the extreme.

No woman doesn't like compliments.

Even a top goddess like the Baroness.

Of course, because there are too many suitors.

The Countess must have heard countless compliments.

Therefore, if you flatter her again, you must not play perfunctory.

First of all, this flattery must be sincere.

Moreover, the wording must be careful, and it must be strong but not obscene.

Be straight and bold and righteous...

He had to express his desire for the Countess.

In short, Li En made it clear.

So the Countess let him go.

Even though the Baroness is still very cold and cold.

But her dagger had been put away.

This means that Li En has survived.

At this time, the Countess said coldly: "Do you know that if I wasn't in a good mood today, your words would have killed you ten times?"

"I know."

Li En nodded, "Thank you, Mrs. Countess, for your large amount."

"Hey! Do you think I'll let you go like this?"

The countess suddenly sneered, pointed to a glass of wine on the table and said, "Drink it!"

"it is good!"

Without any hesitation, Li En picked up the glass and drank it.

In a moment, a glass of wine was drunk.

And Li En wiped off the wine stains, and sneered in his heart: "Test? Do you really think I will be cowardly?"

next moment.

A hot feeling rushed from the throat to the heart.

Li Enren almost didn't blow up.

"What kind of wine is this! I'm going to explode!"

Li En's face turned red instantly, his body was unstable, and he fell directly to the ground.

But the Countess' face was still cold.

But there was a smile in his eyes.

"You think I won't punish you?"

The Countess said teasingly.

"me!"

Li En felt like he was going to burn.

He couldn't stop screaming, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

After an unknown amount of time, Li En's body finally relaxed a little.

That burning pain is gone.

But cold sweat had already wet his whole body.

Li En managed to get up, but the Countess raised her legs and said flatly, "Now I want to hear you tell the truth."

(End of this chapter)