Legend of Xiaolong
Chapter 239 Human Nature
Chapter 239 Human Nature
Xiao Yan shook his head helplessly, "Tianfeng is just a good name, have you never seen a spirit chicken? It grew up eating elixir dregs every day, so there is only a little spiritual power in its body, but human nature brings It has the meaning of bragging, so it is called Tianfeng."
Only then did I let out a sigh of relief, then wiped the cold sweat off my forehead, and strode in. Finally, Xiao Yan and I sat down in the room next to the two guards.
Listening to the bragging sound from the two guards next door and the loud laughter talking about women, Xiao Yan and I couldn't help shaking our heads and laughing bitterly. Maybe Xiao Yan couldn't stand the swearing words of these two guys anymore. He took out the ecstasy incense from his pocket.
I was startled, and hurriedly pulled him back, "Brother Xiao Yan, is it possible to use such a good thing to deal with these two guys? This is something worth thousands of amethyst coins."
Xiao Yan turned around and sighed helplessly, "You think I'm thinking about it, but these two guys seem to be very good at drinking. If you let them get drunk, I'm afraid it will be dawn."
I thought about it, and found that it was indeed the kind of strength he said, not to mention that the ecstasy powder was his thing, and it was useless anyway.
After Xiao Yan blew Mihun San into it, about 15 minutes later, two not-so-loud sounds of "Plop Tong Tong" came, and I was overjoyed, knowing that Mihun San had taken effect. Xiao Yan came to the room of the two guards together.
What's even more funny is that before we opened the door, we heard the conversation of two guards, "Brother Wang Heng, we didn't drink a lot today, why do I have no strength at all?"
"Hehe, brother Tian Peng, don't think too much, we had too much fun drinking today, you must know that people are easy to get drunk when they are too happy or too angry, so don't worry, we will get drunk later Drinking well, buddy, I will forcefully get up first."
"...No, I have a little strength..."
I glanced at Xiao Yan, there was an indescribable expression on Xiao Yan's face, he couldn't stand this ridiculous conversation any longer, with a "touch", the door was kicked open by him fiercely.
"Shut up you two, your stupidity disgusts me."
Wang Heng and another guard who fell on the ground looked at each other, their faces were full of doubts, and they all said: "Who are you, don't you know that we are the guards of the city gate, be careful, I will kill you and there will be no place for you!" Go ahead and get out of here."
My face was full of ridicule, and then I returned to my original appearance, "Hehe, the two big brothers are very happy. Thinking about spending other people's money to eat and drink at will, this is the happiest thing in the world."
The two immediately turned pale with shock, "It turned out to be you, what do you want to do? The money hasn't been spent much, so let us go, we have old and young, and it's not easy."
Wang Heng even burst into tears. Even if he is being stupid now, he has already understood that we are here to kill them, "Two heroes, no! Two grandpas, spare your lives, the money is in my arms , take it quickly, don't hurt me, I'm the nephew of the city lord."
A trace of anger flashed in my eyes, because I hate bullies the most in my life, no wonder they dare to accept so many amethyst coins from us, it turns out that there is such a big force behind them, thinking of this, I drew my sword and rushed over without hesitation , with a sneer on his face and said: "Hehe, didn't you say that you are the nephew of the city lord just now, maybe I can spare your life, but in order to prevent you from continuing to do evil in the future, so I can't let you go."
After finishing speaking, I didn't give Wang Heng a chance to speak anymore, I cut off his head with a sword, and another guard immediately peed his pants in fright, "Don't..."
"brush"
A white light flashed, as fast as lightning, piercing his throat fiercely, and the guard fell to the ground with eyes full of unwillingness.
"Good skill! Brother Xiao Yan's spiritual power can't help soaring, even his swordsmanship has reached the level of supernatural skill, I really admire it!" I laughed at Xiao Yan who was wiping his sword.
Xiao Yan rolled his eyes at me, "Stop flattering, let's go quickly, and then find an inn to stay, so as not to be discovered by others."
Half an hour later, we appeared in a small building called Dongfeng Inn, and then each slept in the room, quietly waiting for the arrival of tomorrow. I don't know why, but I have a vague premonition in my heart.
The next day came soon, and when I woke up, I found that Xiao Yan was no longer on the bed, "What is this guy doing now? He is always elusive, I really want to eat him." While talking angrily, I got up and washed my face , Ask Xiaoer to have breakfast.
I was eating Xiangtian, Xiao Yan opened the door and came in, his face was full of relief, I smiled and said: "Brother Xiao Yan, what did you do just now, why didn't you tell me when you went out, it hurt me I have been worried for a long time."
Xiao Yan sat down on the chair angrily, gobbling up the steamed buns, he looked like a starved ghost reincarnated, "Hmph, you still have the face to say something to worry about me, you eat five of them Mantou, I can’t even tell a lie.”
I looked at him in astonishment, "You, how do you know that I ate five steamed buns? Could it be that you can read minds? My God, if this is true, it would be too scary."
Xiao Yan rolled my eyes helplessly, "Go, go, if I can read minds, wouldn't I be invincible now? I heard you talking to Xiao Er just now." Speaking of this, he is still very vivid He imitated me, "Little Er, come and serve us ten steamed buns today. Damn it, I'm really starving to death. I didn't eat last night."
I looked at him with a face full of embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Yan is really accurate, but you didn't say what you did just now? Did you secretly go looking for the baby behind my back, you know There are many monsters outside the Qingfeng City Gate."
Hearing what I said, the anger in Xiao Yan's eyes was ignited again, and he said viciously: "Hmph, I went to the Wang family today, you must know that the Wang family is the only family with a teleportation array in Qingfeng City, but the housekeeper said that every You need [-] amethyst coins to send us to the seaside, but I didn't promise us all my good words."
"puff"
All the rice porridge I just drank in the bowl spewed out, "Damn it, the Wang family doesn't want us to use the teleportation array, so just say it, and they can even say such a perverted price, I really want to send that guy to him now!" strangle."
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Yan shook his head helplessly, "Tianfeng is just a good name, have you never seen a spirit chicken? It grew up eating elixir dregs every day, so there is only a little spiritual power in its body, but human nature brings It has the meaning of bragging, so it is called Tianfeng."
Only then did I let out a sigh of relief, then wiped the cold sweat off my forehead, and strode in. Finally, Xiao Yan and I sat down in the room next to the two guards.
Listening to the bragging sound from the two guards next door and the loud laughter talking about women, Xiao Yan and I couldn't help shaking our heads and laughing bitterly. Maybe Xiao Yan couldn't stand the swearing words of these two guys anymore. He took out the ecstasy incense from his pocket.
I was startled, and hurriedly pulled him back, "Brother Xiao Yan, is it possible to use such a good thing to deal with these two guys? This is something worth thousands of amethyst coins."
Xiao Yan turned around and sighed helplessly, "You think I'm thinking about it, but these two guys seem to be very good at drinking. If you let them get drunk, I'm afraid it will be dawn."
I thought about it, and found that it was indeed the kind of strength he said, not to mention that the ecstasy powder was his thing, and it was useless anyway.
After Xiao Yan blew Mihun San into it, about 15 minutes later, two not-so-loud sounds of "Plop Tong Tong" came, and I was overjoyed, knowing that Mihun San had taken effect. Xiao Yan came to the room of the two guards together.
What's even more funny is that before we opened the door, we heard the conversation of two guards, "Brother Wang Heng, we didn't drink a lot today, why do I have no strength at all?"
"Hehe, brother Tian Peng, don't think too much, we had too much fun drinking today, you must know that people are easy to get drunk when they are too happy or too angry, so don't worry, we will get drunk later Drinking well, buddy, I will forcefully get up first."
"...No, I have a little strength..."
I glanced at Xiao Yan, there was an indescribable expression on Xiao Yan's face, he couldn't stand this ridiculous conversation any longer, with a "touch", the door was kicked open by him fiercely.
"Shut up you two, your stupidity disgusts me."
Wang Heng and another guard who fell on the ground looked at each other, their faces were full of doubts, and they all said: "Who are you, don't you know that we are the guards of the city gate, be careful, I will kill you and there will be no place for you!" Go ahead and get out of here."
My face was full of ridicule, and then I returned to my original appearance, "Hehe, the two big brothers are very happy. Thinking about spending other people's money to eat and drink at will, this is the happiest thing in the world."
The two immediately turned pale with shock, "It turned out to be you, what do you want to do? The money hasn't been spent much, so let us go, we have old and young, and it's not easy."
Wang Heng even burst into tears. Even if he is being stupid now, he has already understood that we are here to kill them, "Two heroes, no! Two grandpas, spare your lives, the money is in my arms , take it quickly, don't hurt me, I'm the nephew of the city lord."
A trace of anger flashed in my eyes, because I hate bullies the most in my life, no wonder they dare to accept so many amethyst coins from us, it turns out that there is such a big force behind them, thinking of this, I drew my sword and rushed over without hesitation , with a sneer on his face and said: "Hehe, didn't you say that you are the nephew of the city lord just now, maybe I can spare your life, but in order to prevent you from continuing to do evil in the future, so I can't let you go."
After finishing speaking, I didn't give Wang Heng a chance to speak anymore, I cut off his head with a sword, and another guard immediately peed his pants in fright, "Don't..."
"brush"
A white light flashed, as fast as lightning, piercing his throat fiercely, and the guard fell to the ground with eyes full of unwillingness.
"Good skill! Brother Xiao Yan's spiritual power can't help soaring, even his swordsmanship has reached the level of supernatural skill, I really admire it!" I laughed at Xiao Yan who was wiping his sword.
Xiao Yan rolled his eyes at me, "Stop flattering, let's go quickly, and then find an inn to stay, so as not to be discovered by others."
Half an hour later, we appeared in a small building called Dongfeng Inn, and then each slept in the room, quietly waiting for the arrival of tomorrow. I don't know why, but I have a vague premonition in my heart.
The next day came soon, and when I woke up, I found that Xiao Yan was no longer on the bed, "What is this guy doing now? He is always elusive, I really want to eat him." While talking angrily, I got up and washed my face , Ask Xiaoer to have breakfast.
I was eating Xiangtian, Xiao Yan opened the door and came in, his face was full of relief, I smiled and said: "Brother Xiao Yan, what did you do just now, why didn't you tell me when you went out, it hurt me I have been worried for a long time."
Xiao Yan sat down on the chair angrily, gobbling up the steamed buns, he looked like a starved ghost reincarnated, "Hmph, you still have the face to say something to worry about me, you eat five of them Mantou, I can’t even tell a lie.”
I looked at him in astonishment, "You, how do you know that I ate five steamed buns? Could it be that you can read minds? My God, if this is true, it would be too scary."
Xiao Yan rolled my eyes helplessly, "Go, go, if I can read minds, wouldn't I be invincible now? I heard you talking to Xiao Er just now." Speaking of this, he is still very vivid He imitated me, "Little Er, come and serve us ten steamed buns today. Damn it, I'm really starving to death. I didn't eat last night."
I looked at him with a face full of embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Yan is really accurate, but you didn't say what you did just now? Did you secretly go looking for the baby behind my back, you know There are many monsters outside the Qingfeng City Gate."
Hearing what I said, the anger in Xiao Yan's eyes was ignited again, and he said viciously: "Hmph, I went to the Wang family today, you must know that the Wang family is the only family with a teleportation array in Qingfeng City, but the housekeeper said that every You need [-] amethyst coins to send us to the seaside, but I didn't promise us all my good words."
"puff"
All the rice porridge I just drank in the bowl spewed out, "Damn it, the Wang family doesn't want us to use the teleportation array, so just say it, and they can even say such a perverted price, I really want to send that guy to him now!" strangle."
(End of this chapter)
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