All Heavens Pack: Start with One Punch Man

Chapter 982 Too Dark
"..."

Lying on the bottom of the water.

Wu Liuqi was very conflicted at this moment.

Am I not pretending anymore?
Still don't pretend?

no way.

Although he really wants to continue pretending to be a goldfish.

But the problem is...

He's about to lose his temper!

Put it on again.

He's very likely to be ever.

The first "goldfish" to drown in the water.

but……

Just when Wu Liuqi was about to give up.

"Owner."

Xiao Mi Mi smiled wryly: "Although Wu Liuqi wants to escape, he is not guilty of death, right?"

"Wang!"

The dog also nodded at the side: It's not nice to say it to kill a person who is already stupid.

"There is a turning point!"

As if seeing the golden retriever sister's dog, Wu Liuqi's eyes widened in surprise.

He almost forgot!
Although……

Lin Bei is a demon!
Kegoudong and Xiao Mi Mi.

But after all, he is still a good "person" with a little kindness in his heart.

and so……

As long as he persists.

thing.

Maybe there will be a turning point!
And things.

It was exactly as he expected...

Facing the persuasion of Gou Dongshi and Xiao Mi Mi.

Lin Bei also nodded slightly:
"It seems to be so reasonable!"

Wu Liuqi just had a nervous breakdown.

Thought I had turned into a goldfish.

But in fact, he is still a human body.

And humans...

"It needs air!"

Hear this.

Wu Liuqi couldn't help laughing out loud.

This is solid!

however……

Lin Bei changed the subject and nodded sympathetically: "But we can't take care of our bodies."

mentally.

Take care too!

Otherwise, once the brain thinks it is dead.

Wu Liuqi may also lose his life!

That is to say...

There must be both water and air!
"Well……"

Dog Dongshi, Xiao Mi Mi, and Wu Liuqi couldn't believe it: there was both water and air.

How can this be done?
Is it...

Lin Bei wants to buy a can of oxygen for Wu Liuqi?
"Need not!"

Lin Bei smiled and took out the big murderer.

"Breath of the Wind · Seven Shapes · Infused Wind!"

With the fierce wave.

A strong wind, like a living thing, squeezed into the reservoir abruptly.

Takes up half the space!
"..."

This time, Xiao Mi Mi and Gou Shi were only slightly surprised, and then quickly returned to normal!

Even if it is fairy art.

The more you watch, the more you get used to it!

however……

What made Xiao Mi Mi a little puzzled was: Wu Liuqi still couldn't breathe air after doing so.

because……

Air and water are so isolated.

It's as if there is an invisible wall in it!
Wu Liuqi couldn't touch the air at all.

"This is easy to do!"

Lin Bei smiled slightly: "Since the water and air are too separated, all we need to do is stir them together."

It's like making fragrant milk tea.

Add milk tea powder, add boiling water, and...

"Stir, stir, stir!"

Lin Bei chuckled lightly and held up the big murderer: "Wind and water combine to breathe, one shape, and the art of drum washing machine!"

"..."

Under the horrified gaze of the cats.

The wind in the reservoir spun, and as time went by, it turned faster and faster.

soon……

Then in mid-air.

Formed a magnificent water whirlwind!
"..."

Xiao Mi looked at Lin Bei blankly:

So you care about this, called mixing and mixing?
You make milk tea.

Will it break the glass?

and……

She just heard correctly.

It is clearly the art of drum washing machine!

Lin Bei did not hesitate:

"You heard wrong!"

What's the trick with drum washing machines?

He is obviously using the mixing and mixing sword technique!

and……

It works great.

Water and air are completely fused.

"Wu Liuqi can breathe already, can't he?"

In the crazy waterspout, it wasn't that there were air bubbles that were shot into Wu Liuqi's mouth by the water flow.

Although a little rough...

But obviously...

This is also a kind of breathing!
As an expert on breathing, Lin Bei has a great say.

"..."

Xiao Mi Mi:
Whether you can breathe or not is actually not important.

because……

Continue like this.

"Wu Liuqi is very fast."

"You don't need to breathe anymore!"

…………

"Well, I won't pretend~, I'm showing off!"

One side choked on water.

Wu Liuqi yelled, "I'm just pretending. I'm not a goldfish. I'm a human. I don't like water."

"Okay!"

Lin Bei smiled and nodded.

He has always been very democratic.

Does not like water.

Then no water!
With a single wave, he is fierce.

The water flow will disappear with the blade.

"call……"

Wu Liuqi breathed a sigh of relief.

But before he could thank Lin Bei, he discovered:

The water is gone.

Ke Feng...

But still there!
and……

No water resistance.

The power of the wind becomes even more terrifying!

at this moment……

Wu Liuqi felt like he had turned into a spinning top, constantly being whipped and spinning.

Not even a cry for help.

All become waves...

"Save ~ life ~ ah!"

However this time...

Xiao Mi Mi and Gou Shi ignored him.

One is because:
Without water, Wu Liuqi would not die at half past one.

The second is because:

They are now aware.

Just now, it was all Wu Liuqi's disguise.

What goldfish, spit bubbles.

It's all Wu Liuqi's trick!
Especially Xiaomi Mi...

It was originally pretended to be crazy by Wu Liuqi.

Cheated on a relationship.

just now……

Lied again!
This feeling.

It's almost like in "The Temptation of Coming Home"

Lin Pinru.

It's like being repeatedly deceived by the scumbag Hong Shixian.

"Master, can you turn faster?"

Xiao Mi Mi gritted her teeth: "Every scumbag in this world deserves to die!"

"..."

There was silence for a moment.

Lin Bei thinks:

This scumbag should not include him.

because……

Although he is the number one scumbag in the heavens and the world.

available in this world.

Right now, he is as pure as a blank sheet of paper!
Even if there is a matchmaker who wants to introduce someone to him.

He can say openly:
"In this world, there is no love for me!"

how.

Is there a problem?

…………

"hateful."

Xiao Mi Mi stared and gritted her teeth.

And Lin Bei.

Then he lowered his head and pondered: whether the scum of the heavens represents the philosophical question of scum in his world.

Even dog things...

They are all seriously thinking about their dog life:

Even before.

Like Lin Bei, it is difficult to even have enough food.

But now...

Lin Bei is mighty!
According to the saying of dog and man.

It's shit.

It's not what it used to be.

In this case……

it's tomorrow.

Do you want to try to confess your love to Xiao Hua next door?
Hold your chin.

The dog fell into deep thought.

for a while...

Only Wu Liuqi's shrill screams were heard, hovering continuously in the night sky of Xiaoji Island.

"Ah~ah~~ah~~~"

I'm screaming to the climax part.

"Ah for what?"

A middle-aged aunt wearing a straw hat and red armbands appeared at the intersection, gritted her teeth and roared:

"Last midnight."

"The others don't need to sleep anymore?"

"Director Jiang?"

Iconic attire.

Let Wu Liuqi even if he is in a tornado.

He also recognized the person immediately.

then……

Wu Liuqi burst into tears: "Director Jiang, you are here, I have been waiting so hard for you!!"

Chicken Island is located in the middle of Stan Kingdom and Xuanwu Kingdom.

It is a paradise!
There is basically no official organization and power.

The only thing that can maintain order.

Except for Chen Bo of the coastal defense team.

Just this one.

Director Jiang, the president of Xiaoji Island Purity Association.

And the Purity Association...

As the name suggests!

It means to purify the entire Chicken Island and make the entire Chicken Island more pure and harmonious.

And apparently...

Kidnapping is not pure, pure!
and so……

"Help!"

Wu Liuqi pointed at Lin Bei and screamed:
"These people ~ kidnapped me!"

"Kidnapping?"

As soon as I heard these two words.

Director Jiang, who was wearing a Luffy straw hat, immediately widened his eyes: "Who on earth is doing such shameless and illegal things here?"

"..."

Lin Bei shook his head and chuckled.

If he is shameless, he may be able to bear it.

Can it be illegal?
What a joke!
Who in the heavens and worlds doesn't know?

He, Lin Bei, was a well-known law-abiding citizen.

Do not believe?

"look!"

Lin Bei took out the contract he had previously signed with Wu Liuqi.

Party A: Lin Bei.

Party B: Wu Liuqi.

Content of the contract: sell yourself.

The contract is simple and clear, and the content cannot be questioned.

and so……

Director Jiang announced:
"This is a pure contract!"

"..."

Wu Liuqi was stunned at the time: "A pure deed of prostitution, Director Jiang, what are you kidding?"

"Oh?"

Director Jiang widened his eyes, pointed at the contract and roared, "Are you questioning me? Didn't you sign this name?"

"..."

Wu Liuqi opened his mouth: "Although this is my signature, the question is that I was forced..."

"Being forced?"

Director Jiang immediately widened his eyes and looked at Lin Bei: "So, you forced him to sign his name?"

this behavior.

She is absolutely intolerable!
Wu Liuqi's eyes lit up immediately.

however……

"of course not!"

Lin Bei smiled slightly and opened the system panel.

"Ding!"

Lick the dog Xiaotong.

She understood and turned on the recording function.

then……

Everyone present saw it.

"Shhhhh!"

Wu Liuqi signed his name in several strokes.

He walked into the Ironwood Prison with a grin:
"It's so fragrant!"

"..."

Silent for a long time.

Lin Bei smiled and spread his hands: "I said, Director Jiang, the matter is now clear, right?"

"I, Lin Bei, am a law-abiding citizen!"

on the contrary……

Lin Bei turned around and pointed at Wu Liuqi: "It's he who is confounding right and wrong and wants to break the contract!"

"Director Jiang."

Lin Bei looked at Director Jiang sincerely: "You must uphold the justice of Xiaoji Island!"

"I understand!"

Director Jiang nodded lightly, pointing at Wu Liuqi: "I, Director Jiang, will notarize this again, and this contract is valid."

That is to say...

Chicken Island from the official level.

Admittedly, the legitimacy of this contract!
starting today.

Wu Liuqi wants to be Lin Bei.

800 years of free work!
"..."

Wu Liuqi opened his mouth blankly, tears streaming down his face: How could this be?This Chicken Island.

Why is it so dark?
This world.

Can it be better?

TMD.

Does this still make people celebrate the New Year?
(End of this chapter)