All Heavens Pack: Start with One Punch Man

Chapter 1278 Are You Insulting Me?
Curls of blue smoke floated in the air.

He was singing and dancing just now, and the sorting hat full of energy was put on Lin Bei's head.

Immediately, he changed his appearance, his eyes stared straight at the air, his mouth was sluggishly tilted, and smoke was coming from the top of his head.

How to look.

It also looks like a dementia...

"..."

Seeing this, the teachers and students present, like the sorting hat, couldn't help opening their mouths:

What the hell?

Why is the Sorting Hat smoking?
How come the sorting hat is demented?
The 1 whys, mixed with hunger, stirred in the hearts of all the teachers and students, making them feel like vomiting.

Fortunately.

Meg woke up just in time.

With the posture of a football goalkeeper, he swooped and saved the sorting hat from Lin Bei's head with quick eyes and hands.

to be honest...

Complete this set of actions.

Even Mag's old face couldn't help but blush: As a dignified and elegant lady, such an action is really too rude!
But there was nothing she could do...

If she dared to slow down just now, the Sorting Hat, a legendary treasure that has been passed down for thousands of years, might be destroyed.

In fact...

Even if she rescued her so quickly and in such a timely manner, the Sorting Hat still suffered serious injuries.

At least it will take a hundred years to recover!

and……

Worse than the physical damage, the Sorting Hat seemed terrified.

This will hide in her arms, not daring to move at all, only dare to squint his eyes, sneak a look at Lin Bei in fear through the slits in her arms.

That's right.

A look of fear!
It can even be said: Scared to death!

come on! "

Mag held the sorting hat and encouraged it: "Believe in yourself, you can do it, you can do it!"

"..."

To be honest, if McGonagall wasn't for the vice principal, the Sorting Hat would really want to spray her: Fuck, you can do it!

all in all……

Do not speak clearly.

It will never be assigned to Linbei Branch again!
"..."

What the hell!

Seeing this, the teachers and students in the banquet hall didn't know what to say:
How did the Sorting Hat work, and is it still possible?As for being so scared?

This is Lin Bei's head.

Could it still be cannibalism?

"Cannibalism is not."

The Sorting Hat had a bitter face, and said with a look of grievance, "But there is electricity on his head!"

"Is there electricity?"

Hearing this, someone laughed out loud at the time: "Do you think Lin Bei is Thor or Flash?"

Note: (Marvel, founded in 1939)
It's a lie and not drafting!

See everyone's questioning eyes.

The Sorting Hat is even more aggrieved: After all, it is also a veteran of Hogwarts, how can it deceive people?

Moreover……

"I was so shocked that I rolled my eyes just now, and almost died. This can't be fake, right?!"

"Well……"

Hear this.

The teachers and students present couldn't help being startled: Listening to what the Sorting Hat said, there are noses and eyes.

It doesn't look like a fake either! ?

but……

It is not difficult to do.

I really want to know if Lin Bei's head has electricity, just send someone to touch Lin Bei's head and try it.

Don't you know right away?
of course……

This person had better be respected.

Save yourself a while, no one will believe her words!
As for the candidates...

"Let me come!"

Mag put the sorting hat aside casually and volunteered. She planned to take this opportunity to observe Lin Bei closely.

Because instinctively...

She always felt that Lin Bei was not easy!
In fact.

There is no need for any instincts, Lin Bei has only entered Hogwarts for less than half a day, and how many things have happened?
Plus.

He is Harry's cousin.

It's the sorting hat thing again.

If you don't check it carefully, she won't worry!

and so……

Under the Sorting Hat and everyone's expectant gaze.

Mag also cheered up, attached a layer of magic power to the palm of his hand, and slowly touched the top of Lin Bei's head.

Just like the docking of the space station, at this moment, everyone except Lin Bei is very nervous.

at last……

The docking was successful!
Mag put his hand on Lin Bei's head.

however……

Nothing happened.

Don't talk about electric shock.

From beginning to end, nothing happened.

"Ha ha……"

The teachers and students present breathed out and sneered: "Sure enough, I was scaring myself. Wizards also talk about science. How can someone's head release electric shocks..."

The Sorting Hat is still a bit unwilling to give up, it was obviously electrified, how could it not: "Maybe it's a transfer, McGonagall, try touching other places..."

Hear this.

He wanted to check Linbei's Mag, but without too much hesitation, he nodded and began to search.

From the top of the head to the bottom of the feet.

I didn't let go of it at all, I touched it all over!

result……

Nothing happened.

Nothing was found either.

"..."

Both the Sorting Hat and Mag had an ugly expression on their faces: neither of them found what they wanted.

But it wasn't found and it wasn't found.

Normally……

That was the end of the matter.

however……

Is Lin Bei a normal person?

Can that make Mag so foolish?

Even if he won't be able to beat Mag for a while, it won't work if he wants to take advantage of Lin Bei for nothing.

and so……

"Professor McGonagall, if you were 40 years younger, I might be happy to accept it!"

Lin Bei smiled lightly.

Before Professor McGonagall came back to his senses, he turned his head to look at Hermione again, showing a thoughtful look: "But forget it, after all, I already have a girlfriend!"

"..."

The entire banquet hall fell into deathly silence.

Even Dumbledore, who has always been calm, adjusted his glasses several times in a row to conceal his shock!
What a Lin Bei, what audacity!

At the age of eleven or twelve, he dared to make fun of the vice principal in front of so many people.

That's right!
This is a joke.

Even a fool would not really think that Mag's actions just now meant to take advantage of Lin Bei.

It's just a simple body search!
But because of this, even if Lin Bei made fun of her like this, it was difficult for her to refute.

because……

This body search thing.

It was her fault!
Of course……

Only Lin Bei can do this kind of thing.

Ordinary little wizards, in front of all the teachers and students in the school, were searched by the vice principal, and they would have been frightened to pee.

Who has the guts to tease the vice-principal?

just like.

Is taking the senior high school entrance examination.

When your vice principal was on the inspection tour, he suddenly suspected that you had a mobile phone and asked you to stand up and search her.

Be honest.

Don't say you brought your mobile phone, even if you didn't bring your mobile phone, I'm afraid you would be terrified.

however……

Lin Bei is different.

Not only did he bring his mobile phone, but he didn't panic at all. Even after being searched, he said in public:

"The vice principal has a crush on me!"

Just say it.

Is this operation a show or not?
"Show!"

Even Mag, a sixty-seventy-year-old grandmother, was not only manipulated by Lin Bei's show, but blushed with embarrassment.

Throwing the sorting hat on Lin Bei casually, and ran away in despair: She doesn't care about this matter!

Who cares who loves who cares!
But what matters is...

Everyone is waiting to eat!
If the sorting hat didn't dare to sort Lin Bei, the sorting ceremony would not be over, and if the sorting ceremony was not over, they would have nothing to eat!
People are iron rice is steel.

If he didn't eat a meal, he would be so hungry!

For example, Ron, he is really hungry: although he is not smart and has no status at Hogwarts, he knows one thing...

The trouble should end it!
"Brother Lin Bei, stop showing off, I'm hungry!"

side said.

Ron still didn't forget to pull Harry and Hermione: "Not only me, Harry and Hermione are also hungry!"

Harry and Hermione blushed: they had eaten some snacks on the train, and they were indeed hungry now.

In fact...

And not just the two of them?

All the teachers and students at Hogwarts are hungry: Student Lin Bei, please do me a favor, hurry up and sort into schools!
"..."

Lin Bei shook his head helplessly. It wasn't that he didn't want to be sorted, but that the sorting hat didn't want to be sorted.

but……

By now.

Explanation is useless.

For Hermione's stomach.

Lin Bei could only assure the Sorting Hat: "Believe me, it was an accident just now, this time, I will never shock you again!"

"Really?"

The sorting hat wavered a bit.

"Absolutely true!"

Lin Bei said at the same time.

While opening the system panel:

"Ding!"

"The system has detected that there are alien souls trying to invade the host's soul, and the system has activated the automatic counterattack mode, 3, paralyzing the soul of the other party!"

just……

The reason why the Sorting Hat received an electric shock was because of this, the system's automatic counterattack mode.

In fact!
This thing has always been there.

It's just that Lin Bei forgot about it!
after all……

The last time it played a role was when dealing with the gluttonous material engine in the super seminary world.

and so……

He didn't lie.

What an accident just now!
And now...

He has turned off the automatic counterattack mode.

"Trust me, it was an accident!"

Lin Bei stretched out his hand towards the Sorting Hat with a sincere face: "As long as you and I both take a step forward, the future will definitely become better!"

"..."

Seeing this, not only the Sorting Hat, but also the teachers and students present were all moved by Lin Bei's sincerity.

They also believe.

It was just an accident!
finally……

The sorting hat made a decision: "I believe in you!"

at this moment.

The trust between people and hats is touching!
Many emotional students were even about to cry, watching with tears in their eyes.

Lin Bei and the Sorting Hat trust each other, cooperate with each other, and finally put the Sorting Hat on their heads...

"Bear!"

A flame lit up.

The sorting hat is on fire.

…………

The moved tears condensed into ice, staring at the flames, everyone couldn't help exhaling fragrance:

I'm rough!

"You lied to me!"

The Sorting Hat looked at Lin Bei with resentment.

however……

Lin Bei is also very innocent:

He really forgot.

Even if the automatic counterattack system is turned off, there are still tens of billions of souls on him.

That is to say...

The sorting hat, it's overloaded!

It's like, if you take a math calculator and calculate addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, it's nothing. If you try to run Yuanshin, the CPU will be overloaded and burned.

So hard to say.

In fact, this fire was not set by him!
It's that the Sorting Hat itself couldn't handle such a huge number of souls, so it overloaded itself and spontaneously combusted!
Moreover……

What he had just promised was that he would never shock the Sorting Hat with electric shock, and he did not promise that it would definitely not be burned!

"..."

The Sorting Hat looked dull:
Are you bullying honest people?

…………

In the raging flames, the Sorting Hat wanted to cry but had no tears: what crime did I do?First came the lightning strike.

It's roasting again!

The eighteen levels of hell are nothing more than that.

My Sorting Hat is diligent and conscientious, and I am not guilty of this!

but……

I thought about it.

Forget it, this is life!

Blame me for trusting the wrong person.

In the blazing flames, the Sorting Hat closed his eyes with a peaceful expression and waited quietly for death.

however……

How can it be so simple?
Or……

There was Dumbledore.

How could things go in the worst direction?
With just a flick of the wand, the flames on the Sorting Hat were instantly dissipated, and even the injuries were eased.

In fact...

Whether it's lightning strikes or flames, they all come from the soul level.

So from the looks of it.

Although the Sorting Hat is still the same sorting hat, in fact, it has suffered a lot of trauma!

talk less...

It will take 1000 years to recover.

and……

The problem is still not resolved, which college Lin Bei should go to is still undecided.

Is it...

Is Lin Bei really going to be the first student in the history of Hogwarts to choose a house without going through the sorting hat?
"no!"

Dumbledore shook his head slowly: He has never paid much attention to what happened before, or rather, for wizards of his level.

The things that just happened.

It was just a small accident!
and so……

He never interfered.

This is also his habit.

Rather than meddling in the college's affairs everywhere, he prefers to let his subordinates and the little wizard try to solve the problem by themselves.

It can't be solved.

He will make a move!
as if now...

"Lin Bei, can you solve the problem just now?"

Dumbledore looked at Lin Bei: "If it can't be resolved, maybe I can give you some advice."

In other words...

If Lin Bei couldn't handle his problems by himself, he might have to intervene.

"no problem."

Lin Bei is fine:
If you find a problem, solve it. Since there are too many souls and the Sorting Hat can't move, let the dog lick the dog and block the other souls.

and so……

"I promise."

"It's absolutely fine this time!"

"..."

The Sorting Hat chuckled: "Do you think I, who was fooled once, would still believe your nonsense?"

This time, Lin Bei was talking about breaking the sky.

It will never believe it!
however……

"The sorting hat, do you believe me?"

Dumbledore took off his glasses: "I assure you on my honor, this time, there will be absolutely no problem!"

…………

Bottom line this stuff.

Always back and forth!
After Dumbledore made the guarantee, the branches could only trust Lin Bei once more.

Precisely……

Believe in Dumbledore once!
Good thing...

all the best.

After wearing Lin Bei's head for the third time.

The Sorting Hat immediately regained its spirits, because as soon as it came to its head, it felt a surge of courage.

"Gryffindor!"

Without the slightest hesitation, the Sorting Hat not only shouted loudly, but even couldn't help but praise it:
"My God, such courage, even in the history of Hogwarts, has never appeared before!"

In fact...

If the status is purely based on courage: "Lin Bei should be the head of Gryffindor now!"

Hear this...

The people present and Mag were all stunned: They didn't expect that the Sorting Hat would give Lin Bei such an outrageously high evaluation!

Especially after going through electric shocks and fire...

But soon.

The teachers and students of Gryffindor all cheered. No matter what, they were very happy that Gryffindor had such a potential stock to join.

however……

Not waiting for them to be happy for a while longer.

The Sorting Hat seemed to be crazy, screaming hysterically: "Wisdom, this is infinite wisdom!"

"With such wisdom, it is an insult to him to serve as the head of Ravenclaw!"

"..."

Flitwick, the dean of Ravenclaw, looked confused: I'm not sure, are you insulting me?
(End of this chapter)