Live burning paper money, grandpa ruined the underworld!

Chapter 237

"In that case, I'm going to slander you. I am, no, I'm going to sue you for slander. You see, I was so excited that I said something wrong."

"I'm dying of laughter. This Eunuch Zhang is really a peerless talent, can you think of a way to bring him here now."

"What is he doing now? To harm people?"

"With his mouth, if he becomes a reporter, or media or something, he will definitely drive those entertainment stars, or the interviewees to death."

"You're right, I think he looks like a host of a certain station, that host is doing talk shows."

"Oh, I see, is it Lu Yu?"

"I also think that the host is very unreasonable. Sometimes he talks nonsense, which is really similar to this Eunuch Zhang."

"That's right, that's right, I also think I said it, no wonder I just felt that Eunuch Zhang's words seemed a little familiar, now that I think about it, it turned out to be him."

"Haha, that's right, these two people must not be related to reincarnation."

"It's really possible, but since Eunuch Zhang's ghost is still here, it means that the host we're talking about is definitely not his reincarnation."

"That's right, don't think about it, let's see what Zhou Qiang has to say."

Now Zhou Qiang has calmed down the mood just now, he looked at Eunuch Zhang in surprise, and felt that this guy is really a great talent of his Nana.

He patted Eunuch Zhang on the head.

"Okay, stop talking here, do you think I don't know what's going on in your mind? Let me tell you, I know exactly what you're thinking, because I'm a ghost, so I said, I Your eyes are also divine eyes, as long as I open them, I can know what you are thinking."

To be honest, he didn't know. He was just fooling Eunuch Zhang, but Eunuch Zhang didn't know.

He has already believed that Zhou Qiang is a ghost messenger, otherwise, how could there be so many strange places, his clothes are also strange, the words he uses are also strange, and his hair is also very different.

What's more, as soon as he ate the food he took before, he knew that there was no second person in this world who could make it.

Because it has surpassed their current level, and even some things were eaten by the emperor, and they don't know what they are. First of all, those special products, or the scenery of a certain place are excluded.

Because, first of all, they couldn't make the plastic packaging outside, and they didn't even know what it was. Even water couldn't get in. It was completely waterproof. This kind of thing couldn't be made in ancient times.

Because the level of development of productive forces has not yet reached that point.

So the emperor has long suspected that Zhou Qiang might not be from this world, or from this era at all.

It can be said that his brain is also very powerful, and he can think of this level all at once.

And Eunuch Zhang also heard about it from the emperor, so when Zhou Qiang said that he was a ghost messenger, Eunuch Zhang immediately believed it.

Whoever has nothing to do will pretend to be a ghost messenger.

"Master Ghost Escort, Master Ghost Escort, you must believe me, everything I say is true, if I tell a lie, it will be struck by lightning."

Hearing this, Zhou Qiang immediately became interested. He secretly took out a lightning inducer from his own space, and then clicked the button. There was a bang, and a thunderbolt fell from the sky, hitting Eunuch Zhang just in time. in front of the door.

There are two potted plants in front of his door, one is chrysanthemum and the other is chrysanthemum.

One of the pots was struck by lightning, and then burst into flames.

"Look, look, you must still be lying, otherwise, how could you be struck by lightning?"

Eunuch Zhang was so frightened that his body and soul were wiped out, my God, what's going on?He just swore casually, but it actually attracted Tianlei.

Is it true that God is watching them?Now, Eunuch Zhang was completely scared to pee.

I saw his body twitch twice, and then, a foul smell, and an incomparable stench, came out.

Zhou Qiang was taken aback.

Fuck, this guy actually pooped and peed on the spot, and became incontinent, can he be so scared?As for?My God, this ancient man is too insane.

He was so angry that there happened to be a pond at the door, so he pulled Eunuch Zhang up and threw him into the pond.

"Go in, wash your body for me, and then come out. If you dare to leave a little bit and dirty my nose, I will let you go to hell today, and I will go to the 18th floor of hell. I will let you suffer." After all the hard work, believe it or not, I will put you in the oil pan, fry you both sides are golden brown on the inside and outside, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and then I will send you to the hell three-headed dog to eat .”

Although Eunuch Zhang has never heard of the three-headed hell dog, he can understand the word hell, and he can also understand dogs.

So now he was so frightened that he hurriedly scrubbed and washed in the water, and soon the dirty things on his body were washed away. He also took off his clothes in the water, and then washed them carefully.

Quickly put it on again in the water.

"Master Ghost Escort, Master Ghost Escort, I've already washed it, and I can go up now."

"Don't come up, you come up, I still feel sick, really, I just finished my meal, and now I almost vomit when I see you like this, don't waste my meal, okay, I also spent money to buy it of."

"It scared me just now. It's like this. The emperor really said that he wanted to see you. As for what I said before, it was all nonsense. The emperor said that your food is delicious. He wants to discuss it with you. If you can supply it in the palace for a long time, it will definitely give you a lot of rewards."

"Really? Is that really the case? As for the imperial concubine, what did she say? Didn't she say she wanted to kill me?"

Zhou Qiang really didn't believe it. With such a small amount of food, could he buy her off?With the domineering appearance of that imperial concubine, it was his idea that he would desperately want to punish Zhou Qiang to death because of Zhou Qiang's slap in the face.

But he completely underestimated the temptation that food had on ancient people.

Eunuch Zhang shook his head.

"No, no, Concubine, after eating those things, she was actually very happy, and her mouth softened. I think Concubine has already recognized your existence in her heart, so if you go to find them, Presumably, Concubine is not What will I do to you, I will only ask you for those snacks."

(End of this chapter)