Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 39 Don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower!
"No need, what Ping'an said is right. Since this hot pot is spicy, delicious, and passionate, I think this pot is very good. Di Renjie, Di Ping'an, Shangguan Wan'er, and Li Yuanfang, I order the four of you to sit down and accompany you. Let's eat together!"

The empress sat down and said loudly, but she had already made up her mind!
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[I'm going, it's too bad, it's really shooting yourself in the foot, what's wrong with Wu Meiniang?A majestic emperor needs me to accompany her meals. I prepared this pot of ingredients specially for her! 】

Di Ping'an couldn't stop complaining in his heart for a moment, but what he never expected was that Her Majesty the Empress would play cards so out of line!

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"Di Qing, Ping'an, what are you waiting for? Sit down and have a meal with me soon, I am really hungry after all!" Wu Zetian smiled,

Brat, among the people I have ever met, you are truly the most courageous

Although you didn't intend to murder me, your purpose is not pure. Fortunately, I can hear your voice, otherwise, wouldn't it be embarrassing in front of everyone today!

"Your Majesty, let Ping An change the pot!"

Di Renjie said again with a bitter face that he really wanted to eat hot pot, but he really didn't dare to eat this pot of hot pot. If he continued to eat it, he might not think about it for a few days.

"No need, I will eat this pot if I say I will eat it, and besides, Ping An specially made it for me, so will you poison me in this hot pot?"

Wu Zetian said with a sneer, looking at Di Pingan with a trace of irony in her eyes, which immediately surprised Di Pingan.
【Damn, something's wrong, what does Wu Meiniang mean by looking at me like this? 】

【Could it be that Wu Meiniang saw that I was going to fuck her? Impossible, absolutely impossible! 】

[Unless she is the roundworm in my stomach, it is absolutely impossible to know what I think! 】

Di Ping'an's heart was in a turmoil, but on the surface he still kept the most simple and cute smile on the empress,
Di Ping'an is confident that as long as my acting skills of a certain treasure and a certain strong brand continue to be online, no one will ever be able to see through my disguise!

Wu Zetian looked at Di Ping'an's cute smile,

But he scoffed at Di Ping'an in his heart!

But I couldn't help the complacent look in my heart,

Yes, no one in this world can see through others,
But I can see through you from peace,
all your life,
You can only struggle in the palm of my hand forever!
Give up resisting, I am the eternal god in front of you!

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"What did your majesty say? It's really a great honor for your majesty to let your ministers sit at the same table. It's too late for your majesty to be happy, so how dare you sit there and wait for the big treason? Be safe, please hurry up and thank your majesty!"

Di Renjie was taken aback for a moment, and didn't dare to refuse any more, so he quickly pulled Di Pingan to sit down around the table,

Shangguan Wan'er and Li Yuanfang saw that Di Ping'an and Di Renjie had both sat down, and seeing that the empress's face seemed displeased, they didn't dare to continue to disobey the order, so they quickly sat down around the table.

The table is the table of the Eight Immortals, the Empress naturally sits on the main seat, Shangguan Wan'er sits on the empress' right hand side, Di Renjie and Di Ping'an sit on the empress' left hand as masters, and Li Yuanfang sits at the bottom.

And on the table of the Eight Immortals, the fiery red soup in the big copper pot was already boiled until it was bubbling!
Di Renjie swallowed, but there was a look of fear visible to the naked eye in his eyes. Whether this hot pot soup is good or not is another matter, but if he eats it, there will be serious problems!
"Your Majesty, brother, don't be dazed, move your chopsticks quickly, this is the tender beef that Ping An specially prepared for you today!"

After everyone was seated, Di Pingan immediately brought out two plates of beef rolls!

These two beef rolls are no different from the beef rolls we are eating now, they are all rolled into a tube shape as thick as two fingers, and two plates are stacked high!
Speaking of it, it is not an easy task to make beef into the shape of this beef roll in ancient times, but it is not difficult for Di Pingan.
It's very simple. Although there is no special beef roll machine in Datang now,
But there are a lot of planes used in carpentry, so Di Ping'an directly brought back a plane specially for slicing beef rolls, and the problem was solved.

Besides, maybe the lying flat system will reward him with a beef roll machine sometime!

"Di Ping'an... how dare you...!"

Looking at the two big plates of beef rolls in front of the table, Di Renjie's eyes almost popped out, and he pointed at Di Ping'an with trembling fingers. At this moment, Di Renjie wanted to slap Di Ping'an directly!

Cattle are an important production tool in ancient times. Every cattle has a record in the government. Killing cattle privately is tantamount to breaking the law!
And Di Renjie, as the president of the Supreme Court of the Tang Dynasty, is now sitting beside him with such a bull-eating master, and he is also his younger brother,
The most abominable thing is that he even planned to eat cattle with him, Di Renjie and His Majesty the empress.
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Don't you just eat two slices of beef?"

Di Pington Fashion said in a daze:

"Besides, brother, it's not like you haven't eaten it before. This beef hot pot is really delicious! I'm thinking about your majesty's peace, so I took out these beef to entertain your majesty. Oh no..."

When Di Pingan said the first few sentences, he still spoke righteously, but when he said the last sentence, his face suddenly changed, as if he had made a big mistake, and he was a little upset:

"I'm sorry bro, I forgot you said that we in Tang Dynasty are not allowed to eat cattle!"

"Oh, bad, I accidentally slipped my mouth again!"

Di Ping'an's acting skills have definitely reached the level of a superb actor at the moment,
At this moment, he has surpassed the acting skills of a certain treasure and a certain strong brand, and reached the level of a thousand-faced actor!
【Brother, keep shouting, keep cursing, let the storm come more violently, I can bear it, my brother! 】

【Don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower, I can still experience the devastation of the storm! 】

[And Wu Meiniang, aren't you the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty?How about I eat beef in front of you?Are you angry?Get angry, slap the table and leave! 】

[Although the Tang Dynasty forbids the slaughter of farm cattle, my piece of beef has been recorded, and it is edible beef! 】

[Hurry up, what are you waiting for, Wu Meiniang?Hurry up and pat the table and leave in anger, I don't believe it, after this time, you will come to my house to eat and drink in the future? 】

Di Ping'an is full of inner drama, this is a perfect plan he came up with!
Slaughtering farm cattle is a felony, but he didn't kill them, he just ate them, and what he ate was legal beef!
As long as this Wu Zetian gets angry, he will reveal this matter again at that time,
He, Di Ping'an, didn't believe that Wu Meiniang would come to his house to eat and drink when she has nothing to do in the future!
However, although Di Ping'an's inner drama was full, on the surface, he became more and more sincere and fearful!

It's just that no matter how sincere and fearful, no matter how superb acting skills are, it's all useless to this empress!

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(End of this chapter)