Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 218 Play music and dance!
Di Pingan spouted a while ago, and he seemed to be possessed by Wei Zheng, and he just made Her Majesty the Empress look stupid.

But after hearing Di Ping'an's heartfelt complaints, the Empress almost burst out laughing!

I really thought that this brat had suddenly changed his sex, and he wasn't afraid of death,
It turned out that it was all faked.
Let me show off your acting skills of a certain treasure and a strong brand here, right?
But, let's act, if you act again, I will know what you think in your heart!

Di Ping'an was furious for a while, and after he finished, he couldn't help but pause for a while,
But at this time, everyone hadn't reacted, and they were really stunned by Di Ping'an.
The key is that Di Ping'an's sudden attack scared everyone. After all, Di Ping'an's chest is still bleeding!
The faint smell of blood spread throughout the Ziwei Palace, causing many Jinshi to turn pale for a while,
How many Scholars were there, they really studied hard from Xiao Hanchuang, never killed a chicken,
Seeing such a ruthless man all of a sudden, without saying a word, he directly stabbed a sword into his chest, bleeding profusely, who wouldn't be afraid?
Cheng Yaojin, who just smelled the smell of blood, couldn't help but frown for a moment. When his nose smelled this, he felt a little puzzled in his heart:

"This taste is a bit wrong, it doesn't seem to be human blood..."

What kind of person is Cheng Yaojin? The general and old marshal who came out of the troubled times of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, followed Li Shimin in many battles in the north and south,

Is Cheng Yaojin not familiar with the taste of human blood?Now when I smell this smell, I know something is wrong.

"This kid is really clever!"

Taking a closer look at the way Di Pingan holds the sword and the length of the sword, Cheng Yaojin immediately understood it.
But even though he understood Di Ping'an's tricks, Cheng Yaojin didn't say it out loud, but he wanted to see what this little guy wanted to do next?
In Ziwei Hall, the situation was extremely awkward for a moment,

Di Ping'an stabbed his chest with a bright sword, and blood dripped onto the floor.

This scene is indeed very shocking, at least for most people, what Di Pingan said about digging one's heart is really not just talk!

……

"enough!"

On the throne, Her Majesty the Empress suddenly spoke and shouted in a deep voice:

"Above the main hall, wielding knives and guns in front of my eyes, how decent is it, why don't you put down the long sword quickly!"

Di Ping'an's eyes turned red, and he was still worried about whether he would get off the stage.

But looking at it right now, the empress has spoken directly, there is nothing she can't let go of,
Play, keep playing!
Then play music and dance!
Rely on the level of the statuette!

Just for a moment, Di Ping'an's eyes turned red, and he shouted heart-piercingly:

"Your Majesty, it's not that I'm using swords and guns, it's that I'm so loyal, I'm being insulted like this. I'd rather die, dig out my heart, and prove my innocence, than suffer such an insult!"

The expression on the Empress's face was the same, she was a little bit dumbfounded, I gave you a step, you still have the energy, don't you?
Now that things have come to this point, even Wu Zetian has no better way, but can only follow Di Ping'an's way of acting!
"Liu Shilang just has this question. I haven't convicted you yet. Even if you die, it will be in vain!" The empress immediately persuaded:
"Let's talk about you, the number one scholar, you have Wei Zheng's style in your speech just now, and there are often good sentences in your sentences. A literary talent like you is really a rare pillar of our Tang Dynasty!"

When His Majesty the Empress said this, Helan Anshi and the others turned dark immediately,
Just now Di Ping'an's output of extreme mouth cannon made them all stunned,

I haven't recovered yet, but when the empress said this, Liu Yizhi was a little panicked.
Although Di Ping'an just spat at him, but he also has to pay attention to standards. Di Ping'an's anger just now is not a national curse among the market.
The famous sentences brought out between the words can be said to be utterly loyal, and every sentence is loyal to the country. If you are not a person with real talents and learning, how can you be able to write such exquisite sentences!
"Di Ping'an, you are the champion of the imperial examination, so I will give you a chance to recite the essay on Qin that you wrote in the examination room of the Gongyuan in front of all the Chinese and Chinese military officials and many Jinshi. This theory, if you can get into the eyes of the nobles, I will forgive your sins, if you can't get into the eyes of the nobles, I will have no choice but to put you in the prison!"

Wu Zetian said in a cold voice, in fact, this game is very easy to break, taking out Di Ping'an's A Fang Palace Fu can break the rumors,

But before Wu Zetian showed it, Di Ping'an directly played the upper body, acting like this is really quite speechless!

"Yes, I obey! But I have one more thing to ask!"

Di Pingan breathed a sigh of relief for a while, and stopped going any further. He really ran out of words.
If you continue to develop, I'm afraid it will really end badly!
The empress gave Di Pingan all the steps and was startled, so hurry up and go down the slope!
"Say!" Wu Zetian asked lightly, her voice was cold.

"Besides Chengtianmen, there are thousands of candidates who think that I have cheated. Your Majesty, please give me a chance!"

Di Pingan said quickly, not forgetting the thousands of people who were waiting outside Chengtian Gate to spray him!
You all want to see Di Ping'an's jokes, right?

Okay, then keep your eyes open and watch carefully!

Let's see how brother's light will blind all your dog eyes later!
"Yun, Li Junxian, you lead the imperial army to pass on the article that Di Ping'an will memorize next, so that the candidates outside Chengtianmen must hear it clearly!"

Wu Zetian also said with some anticipation for a while, if it was an ordinary Jinshi article, the empress would not do this, after all, radishes and vegetables have their own preferences, even if it is a top Jinshi article, there will always be people who pick out a lot of thorns. Come on!
But Di Ping'an's Afang Palace Fu for this imperial examination...

It's okay to pick a thorn, you pick it,

I still don't believe that I can really pick the bones out of the eggs!
"Yes!"

Li Junxian couldn't help being stunned at this moment, saying, why is this still my business?

However, upon hearing His Majesty's order, Li Junxian did not dare to be careless, and quickly agreed, but his eyes couldn't help but look at the long sword on Di Ping'an's chest!

Then he said with a dark face: "Zhuangyuan Lang, should I return my sword?"

Li Junxian's words are full of resentment. As the commander of the imperial palace guards, his duty is to protect the safety of the imperial palace.
But Li Junxian's sword was directly taken away by Di Pingan. No matter what kind of opportunity Di Pingan took away Li Junxian's sword, this is enough to prove that Li Junxian, the commander of the forbidden army, was dereliction of duty!

Fortunately, the Empress didn't pursue this matter now, but even so, Li Junxian's face was a little dark!
"Uh, here!"

puff!
Di Ping'an was stunned for a moment, then without further ado, he pulled out the long sword stuck in the blood bag on his chest with a pop, and handed it to Li Junxian!

Di Ping'an's blood bag still bled quite a lot. It had been pierced for a long time just now, but the blood hadn't drained completely. At this moment, when he pulled it out suddenly, he saw a bloody arrow shooting out with a puff!
Di Ping'an was wearing a white robe today, and the blood arrows directly stained his chest red,
But Di Ping'an seemed to have nothing wrong with him, so he pulled his clothes to his chest to block the bloody arrows shot, then tore off a strand of sleeve robe, and wrapped it around his shoulders, as if he had bandaged himself!

Such a rough bandaging method, such a terrifying amount of bleeding,
Immediately, many Jinshi in the field couldn't help being stunned, and they were about to faint!

(End of this chapter)