Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 1 Who Molested This Empress!
In the first year of Tianshou, Datang, Chang'an,

The sun and the moon are in the sky, and the world is full of martial arts,
The Central Plains Dynasty ushered in the first female emperor in thousands of years!
Early this morning, this generation of empresses who lead the morning rooster left the Chang'an Palace and headed straight for the Di Mansion!

……

Difu,

"Peace, don't sleep, get up!"

"Your Majesty is coming soon, you still haven't got up for me!!"

One of the newly-appointed Nine Ministers of the Tang Dynasty, Di Renjie, Minister of Dali Temple, looked at Di Ping'an who was still sleeping on the bed like a dead pig, but his fat body was trembling constantly.

What an honor it is for the empress to arrive!

But Di Ping'an is unmoved!
Still sleeping in the dark!

a long time,

Di Pingan, who had been pushed by Di Renjie for a long time, finally got up, but he still looked sleepy!

"Understood, brother, isn't it the empress who is here? What are you afraid of?"

"Really, in such a cold day, you can't even sleep in!"

Hearing what Di Ping'an said, Di Renjie's fat body trembled even more!
Is this a question of being afraid?
That is a generation of empresses!

Besides, is it a problem for you to sleep late?Didn't you sleep like this one day?

……

"You guys, hurry up and dress my brother!"

Di Renjie quickly instructed the maids next to him to dress up Di Pingan first!

After all, the empress is really coming soon!

Speaking of this younger brother, Di Renjie often wondered if Di Ping'an was his real brother!

Because there is nothing alike between the two of them!

Apart from having a good skin, Di Ping'an's greatest hobby is sleeping, and his greatest ability is being able to sleep anywhere!
To put it simply, he is lazy, not to mention becoming a prime minister and becoming a high-ranking official, he doesn't even bother to do things like sneaking around in brothels!

But even so, Di Renjie has no choice, who told their parents to leave early, as the saying goes, an elder brother is like a father, Di Renjie can only take care of this younger brother!
After a while, although Di Ping'an was dressed, although he was standing, he looked as if he might fall down at any time!

Di Renjie's forehead burst out with veins, and he yelled in Di Ping'an's ear almost like a roar:
"Peace, wake up!"

"That's the empress, can't you be more respectful?"

After being bombarded by his brother's magic voice, Di Ping'an grumbled reluctantly: "Understood, big brother!"

Then Di Ping'an slightly opened his eyes,

At the same time, a mechanical voice sounded in Di Ping'an's mind!
"Hey, congratulations to the host for lying down for 666 hours today. The system rewards the host with a point of salted fish. The host currently has [-] points of salted fish!"

Hearing the system prompt, the corners of Di Ping'an's mouth parted slightly, revealing a smile,
In fact, Di Ping'an is not from the Tang Dynasty, his soul comes from the modern times more than 1000 years later, his soul passed through the Tang Dynasty by accident, and he became Di Renjie's younger brother Di Ping'an!
It's just that this Great Tang is far from the Great Tang in his memory!

This Great Tang had Li Yuan, Li Shimin, the Xuanwu Change, and the Zhenguan Reign!
But after the death of Tang Taizong Li Shimin, the new emperor of the Tang Dynasty was not Tang Gaozong Li Zhi, but Wu Zetian who was only in his 20s!

This completely overturned Di Ping'an's cognition, but even such nonsense as time travel can happen, Wu Zetian can't become emperor decades earlier!
This may be the parallel world in the legend!

Di Ping'an quickly accepted this reality, after all it doesn't matter to him whoever becomes the emperor!
Because his awakened golden finger skill is called the flat laying system!
To put it simply, as long as he keeps his daily salted fish lying flat, he can get salted fish points, and the salted fish points can be exchanged for various rewards from the system when the salted fish points are accumulated to a certain extent!

And every once in a while the system will take the initiative to issue rewards to Di Pingan!
Lie down and become stronger!

Salted fish can be invincible!

Is there anything happier than this?
And he also leaned against the big tree Di Renjie.

Comfortable to be a second-generation official who eats and waits to die...

No, it's the second brother of the official, isn't it?

……

At the gate of Di Mansion!

When the empress travels, the guard of honor is naturally extraordinary. The street in front of the Di Mansion has already been cleared, and many soldiers in iron armor with expressionless faces stand on both sides of the street like javelins!

A dragon, drawn by nine white dragon horses, stopped at the gate of Di Mansion with neat steps!

Among the dragons is Wu Zetian, the first queen of the Central Plains dynasty since the Three Emperors and Five Emperors!

"Chen Di Renjie, welcome Your Majesty!"

At the gate of Di's mansion, seeing Long Huan coming, Di Renjie hurriedly pulled Di Ping'an to greet him!
Although it was troublesome to salute, Di Ping'an was just lazy but not stupid, so he naturally followed suit!

"You don't need to be too polite, Ai Qing!"

Suddenly, a magnetic mezzo-soprano voice came from Long Yu, who was cold but domineering, charming and awe-inspiring!

Immediately, the door curtain of Long Tuo was opened by the accompanying Shangguan Wan'er,

Under the rising sun in winter, the only female emperor through the ages finally appeared in front of everyone!
The empress has beautiful facial features, an oval face, phoenix eyes, red lips without spots, green eyebrows without draw!

Even if she is wearing a wide red gold dragon robe, it can't hide the empress's proud curves!

Between Gu Pan, he was extremely cold and arrogant, and the emperor was majestic!

Di Pingan was immediately shocked by this empress!

[So sassy, ​​is this the generation of Empress Wu Zetian? 】

……

However, Wu Zetian, who was caught by the dragon, was startled suddenly, because a voice suddenly rang in the ear of the empress just now!

Who?
who is talking?
And who dares to call me by my first name!

Above the dragon, the empress's body froze slightly for a moment, her phoenix eyes suddenly became murderous, and she looked around!

But the surrounding streets have already been cleared, and there is no sound at this moment except for a slight wind!

The empress shook her head lightly, could it be that I have hallucinations?

After thinking about it carefully, the Empress thinks it must be a hallucination,

After all, it can be said that a female emperor ascended the throne, which has never been seen since ancient times. Although the rooster Sichen has successfully secured the throne, the world is still unstable!
The old ministers of the former dynasty are eager to try, and the powerful clans are free and domineering!

Coupled with the frequent occurrence of natural disasters this year, the foreign barbarians are even more eager to invade southward at any time!

The queen's throne can be said to be in jeopardy!

And a little carelessness is not only a matter of the throne, it is even difficult to save one's life!

But even so, the empress is still fighting high!
A woman is the emperor, which has never been seen in the ages!
But since he is an emperor, he can do things that have never been done in the ages!

Then why can't she be the empress, like the Qin Emperor and Han Wu, and achieve great achievements, which will be remembered by the world!

He, Wu Meiniang, wants to prove it to the people of the world, and to the ages to come!
If a woman does not give way to a man, a woman can be an emperor!

……

【What is the Empress doing?Is it tiring to bend over and salute, okay?Can you let me get up first? 】

[Besides, what are you talking about outside, can you go home first, I'm freezing to death! 】

[Go back so that I can catch up on the return sleep, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep again! 】

Di Ping'an was still complaining in his heart!

however,
"Who is it?"

At this moment, the empress had goosebumps all over her body,

Again!
I heard this strange voice again!

This is no hallucination at all!
Because this voice actually sounded directly in the empress' mind!
(Author's note: Parallel and overhead, the capital of the country is Chang'an, the empress is young, the characters have changed, please don't delve into it!)

(End of this chapter)