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Chapter 164 This is Surprise (please subscribe!)
Chapter 164 This is Surprise (please subscribe!)
So... farming in the underworld?
Jiang Feng was stunned when he heard this, but Tucker Jin Sanling, who was pulling weeds, looked at each other in blank dismay.
After reaching the underworld, do you still have to farm? !
Just the weeding now makes them very tired. If they really farm the land in the future, how tiring it will be!
After the pain in her heart was relieved, Aunt Yang pointed to the whole yard and said, "Master Xiaojiang, it's not that I brag about how powerful my wife is. Anyway, if my wife is still alive, he alone can handle the work in your yard." Those who are capable are well-organized, and he is willing to do it without giving money!"
"Really?" Jiang Feng raised his eyebrows, with a little excitement in his tone: "Will you do it without paying?"
"It's too late to be happy to have such a large area for him to farm!" Aunt Yang replied: "Think about it, it's a sense of accomplishment to plant fruits and vegetables all over the yard, which are full of vitality and lush. My son! How can this be measured by money?"
"That's right, Aunt Yang, you're right!" Jiang Feng nodded repeatedly and said in agreement: "If this matter is about money, it will be vulgar!"
Aunt Yang sighed slightly: "It's a pity, it's too late!"
"No, no, it's not too late!" Jiang Feng shook his hand and said, "The best time to do anything is at the beginning, and the second is now."
Jiang Feng remembered that among the thousand and one talisman making methods obtained from the system, there was a talisman. After knowing the specific name and date of birth, he could summon those dead souls who had not yet been reincarnated.
This talisman is very different from the talisman that summoned Roger's grandma.
Because the former is a long-term summoning, unless the operator actively unbinds it, the undead will always exist in the world.
The latter is a short-term call and can only last for a short time.
Usually, if Jiang Feng needed to summon the undead, he would use the latter method.
After all, no one wants to summon an undead to be by his side all the time.
"What, you want to learn farming?"
Aunt Yang asked.
"Aunt Yang, I mean you are right. Such a large yard cannot be abandoned. I have to ask someone who knows how to take care of it for me."
Jiang Feng replied.
"No one here in America knows how to farm!" Aunt Yang said, "I've watched TV. Farmers in America don't grow by themselves, they all rely on machines. What's the name, it's just..."
"Mechanized operation."
Jiang Feng added.
"Yes, that's what it means!" Aunt Yang nodded, and continued: "Those farmers are using those machines to plant, and they have no soul at all."
"Aunt Yang, the United States not only grows things without souls, but also any food without souls." Jiang Feng said with a look of frustration: "A few days before I came to the United States, it was all burgers, fried chicken and French fries. This is what the store sells!"
"It's hard for you, Master Xiao Jiang!"
Aunt Yang looked at Jiang Feng sympathetically.
I think that when her son came to the United States, in addition to worrying that he would be robbed and shot by other races, he was also worried that he would not eat well. She asked him to run 1000 meters every day and learn a dish every week, otherwise he would not be allowed to go abroad.
"Now life is better, you see, I still have three employees here!"
Jiang Feng pointed to Tucker Jin Sanling who was still weeding.
"Well, it's just that this kind of farm work is not good!" Aunt Yang grabbed the pulled weeds on the ground, looked at them and shook her head: "Look, the roots have not been removed completely, and they will still grow back .”
"Practice makes perfect, practice makes perfect." Jiang Feng laughed, and then asked, "By the way, Aunt Yang, please tell me your wife's date of birth and the time and date of his death."
"Are you going to do something for my wife?"
Aunt Yang hurriedly put the teacup back on the table and asked.
"Forget it!"
Jiang Feng hesitated for a second, then nodded.
The practice is to accumulate blessings for the undead, so that he can obtain better reincarnation qualifications earlier when he is reincarnated.
In other words, it is winning at the starting line.
And Jiang Feng summoned him to come to Yangjian to work for him, and the blessing he got would not be worth doing a hundred rituals in a row.
Jiang Feng wrote down all the information that Aunt Yang said, and then said mysteriously: "Aunt Yang, I have a surprise for you right away!"
surprise?
Aunt Yang didn't care about it.
The last surprise was the last time when her son told her that he found a white wife who was already pregnant.
For the conservative Aunt Yang, this was a shock.
If it wasn't for the enlightened wife, who would persuade her children and grandchildren to have their own blessings, don't be too persistent, live their lives with peace of mind, and don't add trouble to their son.
It's just that they agreed to burp together, but now they are separated by yin and yang!
It's really bad faith!
At this time, the weather in California was hot, and Aunt Yang felt a little hot sitting outside, so she walked around in the shade of the yard with her hands behind her back.
Seeing that a quarter of the weeds have been cleaned up, her mood is also a quarter better.
Suddenly, Aunt Yang saw a hoe appearing in the corner, stepped forward to take a closer look, and felt a sense of familiarity.
The rust, cracks on this hoe, as well as the texture and color of the wooden stick on it, all seem to be the same as the hoe that was burned to my wife during the cremation!
There are such similar hoes in this world!
When Aunt Yang was feeling emotional, an old man suddenly appeared in front of her eyes. He directly picked up the hoe, put it on his shoulder, and swaggered towards the place where there were many weeds.
That's not the point!
The point is that his movements against the hoe and his walking posture cannot be said to have nothing to do with his wife, but they are exactly the same.
Not only that, the clothes the old man was wearing were the same as the one he was wearing when he died, and so was the straw hat on his head.
The only difference is that this old man is more energetic than his wife, not only his back is straighter, but also his wrinkles are reduced.
It's like a wife who is ten years younger!
So, this is the wife of my youth?
Aunt Yang wasn't sure, so she took a few steps forward and came to the old man. After a closer look, she was dumbfounded, her eyes widened, and she was so excited that she couldn't speak.
"Old woman, why are you so excited, come and help me work!"
Seeing Aunt Yang's excited appearance, Uncle Yang directly commanded.
"you you you……"
Aunt Yang has thousands of words to say, but she can't express them.
"Yes, old woman, you're right. I'm not a human anymore, but a spirit." Uncle Yang was delighted to see Aunt Yang's expression that she wanted to say but couldn't express, and turned into a roundworm in her belly: "But I haven't It's my turn to reincarnate, so I didn't drink Mengpo soup, remember yours!"
"Why isn't it your turn to reincarnate yet?"
Aunt Yang stared at the familiar figure in front of her in a daze, she immediately lost her thoughts and asked questions along the way.
"You think it's easy to reincarnate now! Let me tell you, reincarnation is very laborious now. It can take five or six years at least, and eleven or twelve years at most! If you commit any crime, it will take a hundred years!"
Uncle Yang said with emotion.
"Then how did you get out?" Aunt Yang heard that reincarnation was so difficult, she hurriedly asked with concern: "Did you escape?"
"How could it be possible to escape!" Uncle Yang waved his hand and said with a smile: "Old lady, it is thanks to you that I have the opportunity to come to Yangjian to farm and do my favorite work. You don't know where we live After hearing the news, the undead are always envious of me!"
So, this is the surprise?
Please subscribe! ! !
(End of this chapter)
So... farming in the underworld?
Jiang Feng was stunned when he heard this, but Tucker Jin Sanling, who was pulling weeds, looked at each other in blank dismay.
After reaching the underworld, do you still have to farm? !
Just the weeding now makes them very tired. If they really farm the land in the future, how tiring it will be!
After the pain in her heart was relieved, Aunt Yang pointed to the whole yard and said, "Master Xiaojiang, it's not that I brag about how powerful my wife is. Anyway, if my wife is still alive, he alone can handle the work in your yard." Those who are capable are well-organized, and he is willing to do it without giving money!"
"Really?" Jiang Feng raised his eyebrows, with a little excitement in his tone: "Will you do it without paying?"
"It's too late to be happy to have such a large area for him to farm!" Aunt Yang replied: "Think about it, it's a sense of accomplishment to plant fruits and vegetables all over the yard, which are full of vitality and lush. My son! How can this be measured by money?"
"That's right, Aunt Yang, you're right!" Jiang Feng nodded repeatedly and said in agreement: "If this matter is about money, it will be vulgar!"
Aunt Yang sighed slightly: "It's a pity, it's too late!"
"No, no, it's not too late!" Jiang Feng shook his hand and said, "The best time to do anything is at the beginning, and the second is now."
Jiang Feng remembered that among the thousand and one talisman making methods obtained from the system, there was a talisman. After knowing the specific name and date of birth, he could summon those dead souls who had not yet been reincarnated.
This talisman is very different from the talisman that summoned Roger's grandma.
Because the former is a long-term summoning, unless the operator actively unbinds it, the undead will always exist in the world.
The latter is a short-term call and can only last for a short time.
Usually, if Jiang Feng needed to summon the undead, he would use the latter method.
After all, no one wants to summon an undead to be by his side all the time.
"What, you want to learn farming?"
Aunt Yang asked.
"Aunt Yang, I mean you are right. Such a large yard cannot be abandoned. I have to ask someone who knows how to take care of it for me."
Jiang Feng replied.
"No one here in America knows how to farm!" Aunt Yang said, "I've watched TV. Farmers in America don't grow by themselves, they all rely on machines. What's the name, it's just..."
"Mechanized operation."
Jiang Feng added.
"Yes, that's what it means!" Aunt Yang nodded, and continued: "Those farmers are using those machines to plant, and they have no soul at all."
"Aunt Yang, the United States not only grows things without souls, but also any food without souls." Jiang Feng said with a look of frustration: "A few days before I came to the United States, it was all burgers, fried chicken and French fries. This is what the store sells!"
"It's hard for you, Master Xiao Jiang!"
Aunt Yang looked at Jiang Feng sympathetically.
I think that when her son came to the United States, in addition to worrying that he would be robbed and shot by other races, he was also worried that he would not eat well. She asked him to run 1000 meters every day and learn a dish every week, otherwise he would not be allowed to go abroad.
"Now life is better, you see, I still have three employees here!"
Jiang Feng pointed to Tucker Jin Sanling who was still weeding.
"Well, it's just that this kind of farm work is not good!" Aunt Yang grabbed the pulled weeds on the ground, looked at them and shook her head: "Look, the roots have not been removed completely, and they will still grow back .”
"Practice makes perfect, practice makes perfect." Jiang Feng laughed, and then asked, "By the way, Aunt Yang, please tell me your wife's date of birth and the time and date of his death."
"Are you going to do something for my wife?"
Aunt Yang hurriedly put the teacup back on the table and asked.
"Forget it!"
Jiang Feng hesitated for a second, then nodded.
The practice is to accumulate blessings for the undead, so that he can obtain better reincarnation qualifications earlier when he is reincarnated.
In other words, it is winning at the starting line.
And Jiang Feng summoned him to come to Yangjian to work for him, and the blessing he got would not be worth doing a hundred rituals in a row.
Jiang Feng wrote down all the information that Aunt Yang said, and then said mysteriously: "Aunt Yang, I have a surprise for you right away!"
surprise?
Aunt Yang didn't care about it.
The last surprise was the last time when her son told her that he found a white wife who was already pregnant.
For the conservative Aunt Yang, this was a shock.
If it wasn't for the enlightened wife, who would persuade her children and grandchildren to have their own blessings, don't be too persistent, live their lives with peace of mind, and don't add trouble to their son.
It's just that they agreed to burp together, but now they are separated by yin and yang!
It's really bad faith!
At this time, the weather in California was hot, and Aunt Yang felt a little hot sitting outside, so she walked around in the shade of the yard with her hands behind her back.
Seeing that a quarter of the weeds have been cleaned up, her mood is also a quarter better.
Suddenly, Aunt Yang saw a hoe appearing in the corner, stepped forward to take a closer look, and felt a sense of familiarity.
The rust, cracks on this hoe, as well as the texture and color of the wooden stick on it, all seem to be the same as the hoe that was burned to my wife during the cremation!
There are such similar hoes in this world!
When Aunt Yang was feeling emotional, an old man suddenly appeared in front of her eyes. He directly picked up the hoe, put it on his shoulder, and swaggered towards the place where there were many weeds.
That's not the point!
The point is that his movements against the hoe and his walking posture cannot be said to have nothing to do with his wife, but they are exactly the same.
Not only that, the clothes the old man was wearing were the same as the one he was wearing when he died, and so was the straw hat on his head.
The only difference is that this old man is more energetic than his wife, not only his back is straighter, but also his wrinkles are reduced.
It's like a wife who is ten years younger!
So, this is the wife of my youth?
Aunt Yang wasn't sure, so she took a few steps forward and came to the old man. After a closer look, she was dumbfounded, her eyes widened, and she was so excited that she couldn't speak.
"Old woman, why are you so excited, come and help me work!"
Seeing Aunt Yang's excited appearance, Uncle Yang directly commanded.
"you you you……"
Aunt Yang has thousands of words to say, but she can't express them.
"Yes, old woman, you're right. I'm not a human anymore, but a spirit." Uncle Yang was delighted to see Aunt Yang's expression that she wanted to say but couldn't express, and turned into a roundworm in her belly: "But I haven't It's my turn to reincarnate, so I didn't drink Mengpo soup, remember yours!"
"Why isn't it your turn to reincarnate yet?"
Aunt Yang stared at the familiar figure in front of her in a daze, she immediately lost her thoughts and asked questions along the way.
"You think it's easy to reincarnate now! Let me tell you, reincarnation is very laborious now. It can take five or six years at least, and eleven or twelve years at most! If you commit any crime, it will take a hundred years!"
Uncle Yang said with emotion.
"Then how did you get out?" Aunt Yang heard that reincarnation was so difficult, she hurriedly asked with concern: "Did you escape?"
"How could it be possible to escape!" Uncle Yang waved his hand and said with a smile: "Old lady, it is thanks to you that I have the opportunity to come to Yangjian to farm and do my favorite work. You don't know where we live After hearing the news, the undead are always envious of me!"
So, this is the surprise?
Please subscribe! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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