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Chapter 136 Hiring a Psychiatrist (Two in One)

"I know, I know..." The woman in the painting knelt down in front of Jiang Feng, her head was like a mess, she hurriedly cleared herself, and said, "...Jiang Tianshi, you can ask him to confront him, I never took the initiative, I've been passively accepting..."

Before the woman finished speaking, Jiang Feng sneered and stopped loudly: "Passive acceptance? What a passive acceptance! He is just a mortal, and you are a century-old soul. If you don't want to, how can he follow you into the painting? Woolen cloth?"

"I...I..." The female undead's sophistry was immediately exposed by Jiang Feng, and she looked at Jiang Feng with a guilty conscience: "...Although I don't like him, but I have to say, he is still quite handsome and has a good figure , I haven't had it for many years..."

"Stop, stop, stop, I didn't let you describe it so privately, understand?"

Jiang Feng hurriedly stopped it.

Good guy!
If this is not stopped, I am afraid this chapter will have to be blocked!
Seeing that Jiang Feng was getting a little angry, the female undead shuddered directly, and hurriedly said: "That night, he played "i swear" for me. Thinking about it, I did it with him for a while, and then..."

After hesitating for a few seconds, the female undead finally plucked up her courage and said angrily: "Then, after that, I lost my sanity, so I followed him fortunately, and married him in my dream under the witness of the priest in the church." Marriage. I...why am I obsessed with ghosts!"

Jiang Feng was not sure why the female undead was "obsessed with ghosts". Maybe she had been abstinent for too long and suddenly opened up her desires, causing her lower body to lose control!

Of course, this is not important!
The important thing is that the annoyance of the female undead does not seem to be fake.

Jiang Feng understood that this was probably the truth.

Klaus married this female undead in his dream. No matter what the form is, as long as it is similar to the legal ceremony in real life, it means that the 'yin/marriage' has been completed.

In the United States, even if a marriage certificate is not obtained, as long as there is a priest present and the two parties say "I do" to each other, the two parties are legally recognized as husband and wife.

Therefore, after the 'yin/marriage' between Klaus and the female undead was completed, his soul instantly separated from the body and ran into the painting.

The most important thing is that he still thought that he was in a dream.

After listening to the narration of the female undead, Bishop Colamel coughed lightly. Obviously, he did not expect the truth of the matter to be so absurd and true.

"Jiang Tianshi, Jiang Tianshi..." Ai Ai, the female undead soul, said: "...I originally wanted to have a dewy marriage. I really didn't want to be with him for a long time, including realizing that I was married to him afterward." Dear', I am also full of remorse."

Jiang Feng had nothing to say about what the female undead said.

It can only be said that Klaus is still not strong enough. If it is bigger, thicker, harder, and more durable, I have to say something good for him no matter what!

On the other hand, Bishop Colamel lived for so long, and this was the first time he had seen such a wonderful 'yin/pro'.

"You bring him out!"

Jiang Feng finally remembered the business and wanted to rescue Klaus from the painting.

Hearing this, the female undead immediately ran back into the painting, and after seven or eight seconds, there was an extra soul beside her.

Klaus looked at everything in front of him in a daze, showing a ignorant look.

He looked at Jiang Feng and Bishop Kramer in front of him with blurred eyes, and asked, "Who are you? Why are you in my room? I was still in the castle just now. Why did you go home in a blink of an eye?"

When they met, they asked three questions at once, and Jiang Feng didn't bother to answer him!

If this is answered, there may be more questions to be asked!
Without saying a word, Jiang Feng stretched out his hands, grabbed the two souls from left to right, and carried them out of the room.

At this time, Old Klaus and his wife woke up. Accompanied by Carl, they were sitting in the living room anxiously waiting for news from Jiang Feng and Bishop Kramer.

The three of them glanced upstairs from time to time, and their eyes lit up when they saw Jiang Feng and Bishop Kramer coming down.

"Jiang Tianshi, how is my son?"

Old Klaus rushed over, his agility not at all like that of an old man in his 60s.

At this time, Klaus, who was being carried by Jiang Feng, was even more confused, and said with open teeth and claws: "Dad, your son is here! Come and save me!"

However, the result was disappointing, and the old Klaus did not respond.

Klaus looked at his young mother and agent Karl sitting in the living room, hope rose again in his heart, and he yelled again: "Mom! I was caught by this man who came out of nowhere Come on, come and save me!"

"Mom, I know that I don't do my job properly. Instead of inheriting the family property, I become an actor. It hurts your heart! But, your daughter-in-law is innocent! I'm married, and this is your daughter-in-law next to me. Caught by this man who doesn't know where he came from!"

"Carl, don't pretend you can't hear me! Come here and save me!"

"Damn, didn't it mean that he didn't agree to participate in that big production, wasted the chance to become popular, and offended a big director and big company. As for the 'doing nothing'?"

……

However, there is a difference between human beings and souls, and unless Jiang Feng did something like this, the old Mr. and Mrs. Claus and Karl could only see it.

Otherwise, it would be useless to let Klaus struggle and roar.

Just like this now, after yelling for a long time, those three people couldn't hear him at all, and didn't even look at him.Just ignore him.

Klaus frowned when he saw this situation, and said in his heart:

What's happening here?
No matter how you talk to them, they all ignore me, as if they can't hear what I'm saying!
Is this dream so real?

As if everything was real!
It's amazing!
Just when Klaus was deeply moved, the old Klaus continued to ask: "Jiang Tianshi, where is that female undead? Did you catch it? Did she do anything to my son?"

Although Old Klaus and the others couldn't hear what Klaus was saying, Klaus could hear what Old Klaus and the others were saying.

Therefore, when he heard the three words 'female undead', Klaus stopped struggling directly, turned his head to look at his wife who was 'beeping', and suddenly realized:
There is no shadow of my own wife!

What's even more frightening is that he has no shadow himself!

Does this mean... this is not a dream?
Jiang Feng glanced at Klaus who no longer had a headache, let go of his hand, and threw him directly on the ground, then reached out and wiped the eyelids of the old Klaus and the other three: "Open the sky eyes for you, see for yourself! "

In an instant, two more humanoid figures appeared in the sight of the three of them, and one of them was Klaus they were thinking of.

"Klaus!"

The three looked at Klaus who suddenly appeared, and cried out in surprise.

However, when the three of them were about to run towards Klaus, they noticed that there was a woman in a red dress beside Klaus... No, it should be said to be a female undead, the old Klaus saw in the oil painting. like that.

The footsteps of everyone running towards Klaus stopped suddenly, their expressions were very stiff.

"dad!"

"mom!"

"Carl!"

"I... am I dreaming, why is there no shadow?"

Klaus was confused, and his voice trembled a little.

Regarding the question raised by Klaus, the three looked at each other, not knowing where to start.

Jiang Feng saw their embarrassment, and directly kicked the undead woman in red beside him: "You explain."

Being kicked for no reason, the undead woman in red was very wronged.

However, the situation is stronger than people, no matter how wronged you are, you can only endure these grievances.

She doesn't want to die yet!

The female undead in red choked with sobs and recounted the whole story of what was said in the room just now, and added: "Everyone, I really don't want to marry him! If I really want to talk about it, I think it's him Seduce me first, and engage in fraudulent marriages!"

In her opinion, if Klaus didn't take the initiative to seduce her, and didn't play the proposal song when he was infatuated, she wouldn't run into Klaus's dream in a moment of enthusiasm, and go to church with him to swear an oath.

After hearing the whole absurdity, old Klaus' heart ached with anger.

What the hell is going on!

Tangtang is a handsome guy, and his family is not poor, so he can't find those women!

As for finding a dead man?

What's more, they take the initiative to make 'yin/kiss'!
It is simply a disgrace to the Klaus family!
Even if you find a man, it's good!
The big deal is to spend money to find a woman to be a surrogate, and give birth to a child as the heir!

But if this is to give birth to a child with the dead, will the child be a human, or...? !

Damn it!

It's disgusting to think about!
Old Klaus pointed his angry fingers tremblingly at Klaus, and only one sentence remained after a thousand words: "Are you just trying to piss me off?"

"I do not have!"

Klaus only felt that he was wronged. He didn't know that the woman who proposed was actually a ghost!

"You never did such a thing!"

"How would I know……"

Seeing that the matter was about to develop into a bloody quarrel, Jiang Feng hurriedly interrupted: "Do you still want to return Klaus's soul?"

"That's right, that's right, Tianshi Jiang is right!" Klaus's young woman mother hurried out to smooth things over, complained to the old Klaus for being short-tempered, and continued: "If you want to scold, you have to wait until your son wakes up!"

Old Klaus snorted coldly, turned his head, walked towards the sofa, and sat down again.

"I also ask Tianshi Jiang to be troubled and return my son's soul to his place."

Klaus's young mother said respectfully.

"Let me do this kind of trivial matter!" Bishop Colamel looked at Jiang Feng resentfully, and pointed out: "Jiang Tianshi is a bit overqualified for such a small matter of returning the soul!"

Hearing the meaning of Bishop Colamel's words, Jiang Feng also said along the way: "For Bishop Colamel, the return of the soul is a trivial matter. It doesn't matter who we do it, it's okay. But I came in a hurry, there are still many things in the store..."

Although Bishop Colamel's strength in exorcising spirits is not very good, he is the spokesperson of Christianity in the Los Angeles area and the most powerful person.

If you don’t look at Jesus’ face, you have to look at Christianity’s face. It’s okay to give him a chance to show his strength and sell him your favor.

As the saying goes, the king of hell is easy to see, but the little devil is hard to deal with!
If this trampled on the bishop's face, wouldn't that be making enemies for himself out of thin air?

Although Jiang Feng is not afraid, but 'the world is not about fighting and killing, but the world's sophistication'!

Those who can only fight and kill can't make it to the end, and those who are familiar with the world can have the last laugh.

Therefore, to introduce Klaus's soul into his body, Bishop Kramer is enough for this matter.

The mother of Klaus's young woman is not a vase. She immediately knew that Jiang Feng and Bishop Columel had conducted a YP transaction in front of her. His soul will return to his place as soon as possible."

"Then please ask Madam to call the hospital and ask them to transfer your son's body to your home!" Bishop Colamel explained: "Although the formation is set up in the ward, for the sake of safety, the body is still transported." More convenient and safer."

"Then I'll call right away."

After speaking, Klaus' young mother called to make preparations.

"Jiang Tianshi, come to my place someday, and I will introduce some colleagues to you."

Bishop Colamel said to Jiang Feng with a smile.

"Okay!" Jiang Feng agreed with all his heart: "If there is a chance, I will definitely. I have just come to the United States, and I am not familiar with the place. I have to rely on you, Bishop, to help me a lot."

"It's not about helping, Tianshi Jiang is much more capable than me!" Bishop Colamel waved his hand, and then asked: "By the way, what do you plan to do with this undead woman in red?"

"I'm going to take it back..." Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Feng seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly asked, "...I don't know Bishop, do you have any suggestions?"

"I think this matter is a bit strange. Klaus took the initiative to marry the female ghost in the painting, but there are still doubts about how he met this painting."

Bishop Colamel spoke out his judgment.

"I think so too, then..."

"Then trouble Jiang Tianshi!"

"Then... I'll take it first, let's check together."

With that said, Jiang Feng directly opened the painting in his hand, took the female undead in red into it, showed the painting in his hand to the Klaus family, and asked, "By the way, I want to take this painting away, Do you have any objections?"

"No objection." Old Klaus, who was sitting on the sofa, managed to calm down and said, "Thank you, master, for saving my son's life. I will come to pay my respects some other day."

Jiang Feng waved his hand: "It's okay, just remember to send money."

He was here to make money, if it is less than six figures, it must not work.

Seeing this, Karl also said goodbye: "Uncle and aunt, Jiang Tianshi came with me, and I will send him back."

Old Klaus naturally thanked him again.

It wasn't until he got in the car that Jiang Feng suddenly said to Carl: "By the way, this matter is over for the time being. You can ask Klaus a psychiatrist to enlighten him. I think he looks a little unhappy when he knows the truth."

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