Entertainment: Starting from the king of crossover singers

Chapter 189 "Today's Happiness".

"Mom~Mom~"

Gu Wei squeezed his throat and yelled out, probably wanting to have a cute feeling, but the audience at the scene and in front of the TV didn't feel the baby's voice, but a chill, and burst out laughing.

Damn, it's too cheap.

It's still a sketch actor who can play, and a screenwriter is enough.

This character is absolutely perfect, and he really does not insult the name "Hao Jian".

"What's the matter, son?" Zhang Yun came out holding a frying spoon and a bottle of bare-neck white wine (no trademark, no advertisement, can't find out what brand it is), and saw Gu Wei lying on the ground, standing up to him like an old hen guarding his cubs in front of.

Gao Xiaodong winked quickly, and asked the cheap "son" on the ground to help cover it.

Gu Wei began to cry according to the established rhetoric, um, cry, and made up a "father" who would have a successful career in the future, but was discovered by the big boss, and as a rookie actor, he starred in the first male lead in a movie for the first time and broke Ge Wu's career in February. The 2 billion box office record of "This Killer Is Not So Calm" starring on the 1st can be called a miracle in film history.

But the good times didn't last long. After studying performances for a long time, the body was exhausted, and the heart skipped a bridge, just like the largest overpass in Beijing.

Ge Wu in the background! ! !
The viewers in front and by the TV, shit! ! !

Hearing that Gu Wei wanted to advertise for Ge Wu with a crying voice, the audience was stunned, my boy, Ge Wu's movie box office broke 20 billion, which is not as good as your sketch, and I don't know how it passed the review of?
What a shit.

Not long after I complained, I heard the metaphor behind and couldn't help it.

Hahaha.

Laughter broke out again at the scene. Although we knew that the story of "Hao Jian" was nonsense, but this analogy is really amazing. Heart bypass surgery can be associated with overpasses with criss-crossing lines and various straight and curved roads. If there is such a fierce person, how awesome should the doctor in charge of the operation be.

"Husband~."

Zhang Yun yelled and interrupted the laughter.She threw herself into Gao Xiaodong's arms, and said sincerely: "Honey, I didn't expect you to be so great in the future, but I can't enjoy it in exchange for your body. I still like you now."

The two embrace each other. To be precise, the woman's is active, and the man's is passive.

Gao Xiaodong acted like an idiot, grinning silly at his daughter-in-law who suddenly showed genuine affection and concern for him, "Hey, hey."

Not only that, he also raised an eyebrow at Gu Wei.

Gu Wei was also stunned, and said speechlessly, "I never thought that this event would bring you two to perfection."

He turned around to leave, waved his hand and said, "Let's go."

"Wait a minute." Gao Xiaodong suddenly stopped Gu Wei who was getting farther and farther away in a loud voice, and pointed out: "You came all the way to see your mother empty-handed."

Zhang Yun also looked at "son",
"I came here in a hurry." Gu Wei spread his hands and said.

"Then you are in a hurry if you can't go."

"I really don't have anything with me."

"Your trouser pocket is so bulging, it can't be some future high-tech thing."

Gu Wei stretched out his hand to take it out without thinking, and finally found a stack of money. He looked at the bright red money with a dazed expression, and opened his mouth not knowing what to say.

The audience started booing, "Here! Here! Here!", let you, a master of "human epidermis dirt science" research, be careless, is this a mess?
"That can't be done, even if I want to give it, my mother can't take it." Gu Wei forcefully argued, the trembling voice made the audience laugh again and again, what a talent, even the moral kidnapping came out.

Indeed, according to common sense, parents hardly accept money from their children.

But, this is a sketch after all, Zhang Yun took the pile of money away without thinking, and said: "The mother must take what the son gave."

Zhang Yun licked her fingers, and began to count the money one by one, and said while counting: "Son, your salary for studying biology is not high."

Hahaha,
"Can it be tall? How tall can the scrub master be?" The audience watching the scene from God's perspective laughed and complained.

"Okay, you can go." Gao Xiaoguang said.

"Let's go?" Gu Wei turned out all four pockets of the leather jacket and trousers. In order to prevent the audience from seeing clearly, he pulled them out again, and said hoarsely, "Just let me go back like this?"

Woo~!

Seeing that Gu Wei, who had been taking advantage all this time, was finally deflated, many people started booing.

"Yes, son, it's time for you to go back and take care of your dad." Zhang Yun also urged, "It's just that the time is too rushed, and there is nothing for you."

Gu Wei tugged at the cloth pocket and trouser pocket again, and said, "Mom~, just think about what your son had when he came, and what he didn't have when he went back."

"Hey, what are you talking about? You should go." Gao Xiaoguang pushed him forward, ready to send him away. Gu Wei was very reluctant, but there was nothing he could do. He looked at Zhang Yun eagerly and gave up.

"Hey, wait a minute." Zhang Yun said.

Gu Wei! ! !

He was excited all of a sudden, could he get his salary back?

"Son, didn't you travel through the TV? Go back from the TV, is it the CCTV or the local station?" Zhang Yun walked to the TV and touched the TV.

?

This is Gu Wei.

!!!

This is the audience.

Damn it's okay, you know how to play, you almost forgot that you "Hao Jian" traveled through TV, now it's up to you what to do.Originally, I was a little overwhelmed by the dense laughter of this skit. It was too small, and the tired audience was 120% excited. They leaned forward and stared at the stage. If it wasn’t for the regulations, Some people wanted to stand up and watch.

The audience in front of the TV put down the melon seeds, peanuts, and beer, and also silenced the other people who had the reunion dinner, don't disturb, the corners of their mouths were slightly raised, and they looked eagerly at Gu Wei in the "C" position.

What?Wear it back!One for me to go through, and the other for me to go through.

Gu Wei was embarrassed, and he covered his face slightly with an awkward smile. Although his expression was not complicated, the audience could see that "Hao Jian" was probably complaining in his heart, and he was fighting with each other!
Gao Xiaodong changed from being a fool, and gave a solution: "Let the children see his grandma, and wear it from his grandma's TV."

After finishing speaking, he dragged the person and walked to the side. Gu Wei gave a thumbs up vigorously, and said softly: "You are talented."

In the end, before taking two steps, Zhang Yun called to stop, because her mother's house didn't have a TV.

Gao Xiaoguang: "That's over."

Thumb Gu Wei hasn't taken it back yet, he rotates 180° counterclockwise, facing down fiercely: "You are a talent!"

Zhang Yun wiped the TV, and asked again which channel to go back from.

"Dad, why don't you pick a table?"

Gao Xiaoguang covered his forehead and said nothing.

"Speak, Dad?"

"No way!"

"Just give up with such confidence?" Gu Wei seemed to accept his fate.

Zhang Yun took the unrecognizable brand of liquor and said, "You came in a hurry and didn't have any preparations. Go over there and drink."

"What's the matter? I'll get dizzy from drinking first, and the pain will be relieved." Gu Wei suffocated the whole bottle, then raised his arms and sleeves and wiped his mouth vigorously.

"Be careful, take care." Gao Xiaoguang moved two movies to the side, and there was no obstruction between "son" and the TV!
Gu Wei looked at the parents of "Shuangbiao" and bent down as if getting ready.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Yun patted Gao Xiaoguang, and then said, "Husband, stay with your son so that you won't be lonely on the road."

After speaking, she sat on the sofa, ate an apple and looked at the two of them.

Zhang Yun: (*^▽^*)
Gu Wei:?
Gao Xiaoguang:? ? ?

audience:! ! !
The atmosphere suddenly became anxious, how could such an operation be thought of? "Father and son" wear it together, and it seems that the two of them moved the TV in person.

"Mother."

"daughter in law."

The two old men shouted at the same time, but Zhang Yun just waved her hand lightly and said, "Open your eyes, Mom."

"You have opened your eyes, and we are going to open the ladle."

Gu Wei had a mournful face, the voice really made those who heard it happy, and those who saw it were excited.

Finding it was useless, Gu Wei slid and hugged Zhang Yun's leg, saying, "Mom, I can't bear you."

"Son, Mom can't bear you either."

Gao Xiaodong: "I also hate the TV."

Hahaha, don't you just hate the TV, it's natural that the two ends will be broken, no matter the head or the TV.

Seeing that things have come to this, Gu Wei stood up, bent over and stretched out his hands, and said sincerely: "Dad, the elders wear it first."

This can be regarded as the "Dad" he is most willing to call tonight. There is no meaning of ridicule, just to let the other party's scumbag play a warm-up for taking advantage.

Gao Xiaoguang looked at Zhang Yun, who was eating apples leisurely, and said, "Whatever you wear, you can wear it."

Zhang Yun took a bite of the apple, hiccupped, and said with a smile, "Doesn't acting have a beginning and an end?"

"Really, Hao Jian?"

Unexpectedly, I found out that most of the audience's excitement in watching the excitement faded away, and they laughed again in the next second.

"Mom~Mom~"

This is definitely Gu Wei's most coquettish "Mom" tonight. He lowered his head, twisted his waist, and looked like a little wife.

"Daughter-in-law, I didn't intend to lie to you, you listen to my explanation." Gao Xiaoguang took the opportunity to say.

Zhang Yun waved her hand: "I'm not stupid, I can tell what is cheating and what is love..."

"it is good!"

Listening to Zhang Yun's emotional expression, the audience became emotional, applauding and applauding non-stop.

"ah!"

It seems that I received too much stimulation today. The pregnant woman is about to give birth. Hao Jian helped Zhang Yun to end the stage together, complaining as he walked:
"The movie ticket is fake, why can't you really watch it?"

The curtain slowly closed, "Today's Happiness" ended with laughter from the audience, and the 2022 Spring Festival Gala language programs Ge Wu, Gu Wei, Zhang Yun, and Gao Xiaoguang made a good start.

The director team has been paying attention to the ratings. After the opening at 8 o'clock, the ratings were 22%. The first two programs, the stars sang together, and dropped to 21.5% after the dance.

From the moment "Today's Happiness" started, it directly rose to 23%. During the ten minutes of the skit, the ratings did not drop again. It rose all the way and finally stabilized at 29%.

It actually rose by 7.5 percentage points. This is the national ratings, and the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, which has been disliked in recent years, has been complained about as "a plus version of the news broadcast for more than four hours".

too strong,
It is too strong.

The actors are still those few actors. It's not that Gu, Zhang, and Gao have never been on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but this kind of achievement has never been achieved.Although there is a sense of freshness in the first cooperation of the three of them, Gao Xiaodong is not much stronger than Pan Songyang.

Excluding other factors, it can only be said that the sketch book is really good.

The director team became more and more emotional, and it was the right choice to make friends with Ge Wu. Even though Gu Wei and the others abruptly inserted three commercials, although they felt inappropriate during the rehearsal, they agreed to the face of the screenwriter of this sketch. Now it seems that it is very value.

The soaring ratings are part of it, and the discussion on "Today's Happiness" on the Internet is even more outstanding. It is not bad to have a masterpiece that is talked about by the audience in a Spring Festival Gala. Obviously, this sketch is enough.

"I'm going to die laughing!"

"Laughing and crying together, I feel that I can unilaterally announce that the best sketch this year is Gu Wei's group."

"There are too many golden sentences and stalks, and it feels like the second creation is about to start."

"Which mental illness have you seen that was cured with 100 yuan?"

"Four dishes with half a cucumber."

"You have opened your eyes, and the two of us have opened your eyes!"

"I don't know how Mr. Ge's brain grows. The master of the bath forcefully pretends to be a biologist, and he is also a 'human epidermis dirt science', and then he habitually hits the back. Be kind."

"..."

Weibo Hot Search opened a special "Spring Festival Gala" category on New Year's Eve to facilitate audience discussions, while "Today's Happiness" went out of the circle directly, from the column to the ordinary category.

#葛武产品Add another masterpiece! #
#Gu Wei×, Hao Jian×, so cheap√#
#Zhang Yun and Gu Wei's relationship in small varieties, husband and wife, male girlfriends, mother and son, father and daughter. #
#Gao Xiaodong Can you stop playing a fool? #
#古伟和格武真是传说传奇的传奇, there was "Selling Abductions" before, and "Today's Happiness" after that#
#The most naked and blunt advertisement placement. #
#The first movie to be advertised in the Spring Festival Gala. #
Of course, some people say that the forced placement of advertisements is inappropriate, thinking that it is disrespectful to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, but some people say that the amount of advertisements for the Spring Festival Gala today is as high as 6 million. , and the distribution of red envelopes on the short video platform are not all advertisements. Since they can appear, they are allowed. Is it really a display for the human review team?
In the CCTV building, Gu Wei's hind legs were a little weak after the stage. Even though the heating temperature in the building was not low, they were still breaking out in cold sweat.

Although the ten-minute skit has been rehearsed countless times, there is still a difference in the mentality between the rehearsal and the actual performance. It is considered a success without any major mistakes.

"Mr. Gu, Mr. Zhang, and Mr. Gao, your performances are amazing!"

The three of them were congratulated all the way along the way, and when they returned to the dressing room to remove their makeup, they were enveloped in the same congratulations. Although they were excited in their hearts, they still said thank you.

"Hao Jian, it's hidden deep enough." Wang Xing, who was dressed in blue and red loose clothes, came over to make fun of the artists onlookers.

"Lao Gu's way of currying favor with the leader is too powerful." Pan Songyang also ridiculed. He performed with Wang Xing's team this year.

Wang Xing and the others have read the script of "Today's Happiness", and they know that the original version did not recommend the words of the movie, and due to the principle of confidentiality, each group did not know the specific performance process of each group during the rehearsal, so it can only be Gu Wei in private. changed.

(End of this chapter)