I'm rubbing the masked knight in the United States

Chapter 226 Cats and Dogs

Edward left school and was not in a hurry to go home. He went to the supermarket to buy some snacks, bread, milk and a basket of eggs to take home.

When I got home, I didn't take out the key, the door opened by itself, a husky rushed out, and jumped into Edward's arms. If I hadn't been prepared, and replaced by a normal person, Erha of this tonnage could directly kill people. Get down.

Erha sniffed Edward, raised his head suddenly, and asked vigilantly, "Why do you smell like a cat?"

"Can you still smell it?" Edward was surprised. "There happens to be a cat in the school. Feed it occasionally..."

"This is what you're talking about?" Erha got down from Edward's body, looking warily at a cat walking gracefully across the lawn.

"Eh? Lingxing, why did you come here by yourself?" Edward turned his head in surprise.

The afternoon sun shone on the cat, its blue and white fur shone brightly in the sun, and it walked slowly by stepping on the shadow.

On the opposite side of it is an extremely handsome and wise Erha. With her wise eyes, she stares at the blue cat seriously, with her tail drooping very low, the dog hair all over her body is blown up, and there is a sound in her mouth. growl.

"As for it?" Edward patted Erha Gou's head, "It's just a kitten that scares you like this."

"Don't disturb me, the two armies confront each other most worry about being discouraged!" Erha jumped angrily.

"I don't understand, isn't it just cats and dogs fighting? I'm still cats and mice." Edward despised him, "God is fighting a cat, are you embarrassed?"

"This is an inevitable confrontation of fate, this is an old enemy destined by genes, let go of my tail, let go!" Edward threw the snacks on the coffee table in the living room accurately, and grabbed Erha's tail with one hand, and pulled it away. into the house.

"Come in and sit back?" Edward looked at Lingxing.

"No! This is my territory, cats are not allowed to enter, let me go without a mouth cover!!!"

"Meow." Lingxing called obediently, jumped into the living room along the crack of the door, and looked at Erha provocatively.

"This is a decisive battle, this is a confrontation, there is no room for two..."

Before he finished speaking, he was photographed by Edward, "At most, it is a cat and a dog, and it can't be counted as two. The real mammal is, and the second one is you." Edward was angry explain.

Lingxing skillfully jumped onto the sofa, sat cross-legged in the middle, and stretched out to occupy as many seats as possible.

"..." Is this cat a little fearless?Edward was puzzled for a while, but he couldn't bear the malice for no reason, "Drinking milk? Nodding and shaking his head, or left and right hands? Tilting his tail?"

Lingxing gave Edward a look of contempt and nodded, obviously understanding what people said directly.

"Okay." Edward carried the freshly purchased food to the kitchen, put them in the refrigerator, and wanted to open the insect nest space, but was embarrassed. The insect nest space was flying with the beetle, and the beetle was not there. He can't drive either...

Edward scratched his head. Although he has no worm nest space and his life is not in danger, he can't take many things with him, which is very troublesome.

Edward could only go to the storage room, took out the rice bowl bought for Erha earlier, washed it, poured milk and took it out.

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"Go down, the sofa is my place." Erha jumped onto the sofa and threatened.

Lingxing looked up at Erha, flicked his tail contemptuously, and ignored him.

"Crack." Lingxing hooked the remote control with his tail, opened it skillfully, and switched channels skillfully.

"Put down the remote control, put down the TV, you're blatantly playing pornography!" Erha yelled non-stop.

Lingxing looked back with contempt again, and meowed a few times, "Isn't it just an animal world? It's also pornographic, and it's also banned, are you sorry?"

I was actually despised by a cat in this respect!Erha made a cry

"People can bear it and can't bear it, for the sofa! Erha will never be a slave!"

As soon as he came out of the kitchen, Edward saw lights and shadows flickering, a cat and a dog were fighting fiercely on his sofa.

Teeth intertwined, grasping each other, Edward's sofa soon became a mess.

"..." Edward.

"Shh."

The moment Edward came out, a cat and a dog each landed on another sofa, one in one direction, completely occupying the sofa.

A vein twitched on Edward's forehead. He put the milk on the coffee table, and Lingxing jumped up to drink it obediently.

Erha was different. The strong sense of foreboding made her want to run away, but Edward grabbed her tail and ravaged her in every way.

After a while, Lingxing had just finished drinking the milk when he suddenly felt strong resentment rushing towards him. Just as he wanted to dodge flexibly, he grabbed Destiny by the back of his neck.

"Run, jump, keep hitting." Edward ravaged Ling Xing wildly.

"Wow!" Ling Xing complained, but it was useless.

After being ravaged, I put a cat and a dog on both sides. Before I could speak, the tails of the two began to collide and confront each other.

Edward stared, and the two stopped unwillingly.

Edward found a board and translated the words in more than 20 common languages ​​such as Chinese, English, Korean, Japanese, and Thai.

"Fighting is prohibited!!!"

"Aww." Erha looked at him puzzled.

"Cut." Lingxing took a strange look, turned his head, and lazily turned to look at the sun.

Come on, she's a cat, what's the use of showing cats so many languages? !Still counting on a cat to get more than 20 language certificates?
"If I don't obey, I will kick them out?" Edward said, trying to threaten him.

"Heh." Erha and Lingxing ignored it even more, and climbed down together, with four paws lazily placed together, and yawned boredly.

"..." Edward sighed, went to the kitchen and took out a big bag of beef jerky and Dahongpao, "If you promise, there will be beef jerky."

"Meow!" Lingxing Pia stood up and nodded, grabbed the beef jerky and left, blocking Edward's face, skillfully opened the packaging bag with her claws.

Edward has seen a lot, but he is not surprised.

Edward didn't even need to say the second sentence, Erha jumped up and grabbed a box of Dahongpao and ran away happily. Through telepathy, various guarantees "Don't worry, fighting is not random fighting, and I can only destroy the house." Demolition, next time if she dares to demolish the house, I will definitely stop her..."

"You have the nerve to say, don't think I didn't see it, you were the one who did the main damage to the sofa just now!" Edward stared at Erha, wondering why a god can't get along with a cat

"Hey, wait a minute, why is my TV connected to CCTV? Why is there an animal world? By the way."

Erha and Ling Xing looked at Edward with contempt, what kind of reaction did they find out?

"By the way, does this count as pornography for you?" Edward asked.

Lingxing yawned lazily, refusing to answer such boring and childish questions.

Erha despises it, "Isn't it just an animal world? Is it okay to return pornography and eighteen bans?"

Edward "..."

(End of this chapter)