Pirates of the Heavens

Chapter 36

"Bro, let me tell you, I didn't expect so many people to support my point of view."

Benjamin entertained Linji and Stark to the studio, and gave Lingji a warm introduction to their family history.

"Originally, an old man in Xihong City passed away, of course he died. His son decided to find a funeral director who could dance because his father liked to dance during his lifetime."

"No one else answered, but we did. At the funeral that day, we carried his father's coffin and played the music you gave us, bro. We showed our skills and all the guests applauded and cheered for us."

As Benjamin spoke, he shed tears of excitement.

"At that time, I knew that we had succeeded!"

ha?
Lingji and Stark still have question marks on their faces, what the hell is this?

Benjamin went on to explain.

"At the funeral that day, many people were actually members of the dance association. They thought the dance we danced was very novel and planned to admit us as members."

"But we're not dancers, we're funeral directors. So, I declined them."

"But they didn't give up. In the end, they really had no choice but to move the graves of their dead elders and asked us to preside over the funeral."

"Because it's our business, we didn't refuse that time and took the job."

"A total of 32 members were given to them, and it took us nearly a week to do a show for one person."

"Later, many people thought that we danced well and were very influential. They asked us to relocate their ancestors' graves just to see our coffin-carrying dance."

Lin Ji really didn't know what to say, he just wanted to curse, is this all tm okay?
"Ah!" Benjamin sighed, "We've been very distressed recently, there's too much business, and we hardly have time to rest."

Lin Ji clenched his fists, he really didn't want to hit someone.

But these black guys are real dogs.

Benjamin continued to complain to Lingji, but suddenly, Benjamin and his team put on prop costumes, lifted a prop, and rushed out.

Lingji and Stark were also baffled, so they went out to have a look.

It turned out that it was a skateboard enthusiast who accidentally made a mistake when trying a difficult move and was directly pierced by the fence.

When Benjamin and the others arrived, the skateboarder had just died.

Benjamin and his team immediately put the skateboarder in the coffin, and then played the music "astronomia".

Benjamin was leading with a baton at the front, while his six little friends lifted the coffin with their shoulders and began to dance.

In addition to this action, there are six other friends lying on the ground, carrying the coffin and kicking their legs.

There are also those who put the coffin on the lap, and then the six little friends high-five each other.

In short, there are many dance moves, but each one is very in tune with the music.

It seems that there is a special rhythm.

People who have watched it once will want to watch it again.

Lin Ji finally understood why some people would move to their ancestors' graves as a condition of exchange in order to watch the coffin-carrying dance again.

It's really good-looking, and it's really enjoyable.

After the jump, Benjamin and his professional team completed an order.

The whole process did not exceed 1 minute.

But charged a full 30 service fees.

The most important thing is that the family members of the deceased actually gave it.

Lin Ji felt that this matter could only be described as magic.

After going back, Lingji went on to talk to Benjamin.

But in this conversation, Benjamin and his team have already received orders four times.

Each time, they arrived at the scene one second before the deceased died.

It was as if they had calculated that someone would die in this position at this time.

They even prepared the size of the deceased and the coffin, without a single mistake.

This kind of craftsman spirit that strives for perfection, Lin Ji can only have two words to describe it, that is "professional"!
Benjamin showed his reflective white teeth, smiled and said to Lin Ji: "Bro, you are our best friend, and we will always remember your kindness! So, we will give you a free funeral in the future!"

What else can Lynch say?

I had no choice but to say perfunctorily: "Thank you!"

Benjamin waved his hand generously: "You're welcome."

Linge and Stark looked at each other, and they agreed that Benjamin and his team had the best chance of winning the money-making championship.

There is no other reason, it only takes one minute for them to take an order, and then the order price is still high.

As a result, there are some diehard fans who will come as repeat customers.

There are at least eighteen generations of ancestors in the family, right?

Each of the [-] generations moved their graves, which is too numerous to count.

Especially nowadays people still like to follow suit very much.

Seeing that so many funerals held by high society people are like this, they will imitate it.

In this case, Benjamin and his team can be said to be ruthless money printing machines.

Their team's service is also very professional, so that customers can't find any faults, and even think about doing it again.

"Bro, how are you doing?" Benjamin enthusiastically expressed his concern for Lingji.

Lin Ji said helplessly: "It's okay, not bad."

"Really? Then I'm really happy. Bro, you are not like us. We do physical work in this line of work. It's really tiring. It's better to use your brains like you."

Lin Ji's mouth twitched several times. If Benjamin's smile was not so sincere, Lin Ji thought he was mocking him.

Still dislike yourself doing physical labor?
Is there something wrong?

If physical labor can have a salary like yours, can you let me do physical labor to the fullest?
Lingji was so angry that he couldn't continue talking, he and Stark got up and said goodbye.

Benjie clearly tried to persuade him to stay: "Bro, I have a funeral to attend in a while, why don't you come together? We can have a good time together!"

Lin Ji quickly said: "No, you go on your own, my store is too busy, and I have to go back to work."

Benjamin nodded regretfully, and didn't want to keep him anymore!

Lingji hurriedly dragged Stark away.

"Hoo hoo." Lin Ji panted, he just ran all the way to their shop.

"It's really scary!"

Stark continued: "Really. I didn't expect them to be the income champion! This time, almost no one can challenge them, and everyone can only compete for second."

Lin Ji muttered to himself: "Looking at it this way, it doesn't look like Wang Duoyu is losing money? What is his purpose for doing this?"

Lin Ji planned to check Wang Duoyu with omniscience the next time he met him.

See what character he is.

PS: bro means brother in spoken English.Considering that Benjamin should be an English-speaking person, he used the name bro in communication.

(End of this chapter)