Pirates of the Heavens

Chapter 273 Eternal Night City (4000-character chapter)

"You know, the original Shrimp Country did not have the underground Eternal Night City."

The old lady's eyes were blurred, lost in memory.

"Wait!" Lin Ji interrupted the old lady, "What's going on with this Evernight City? I don't know!"

"what?"

The old lady was so startled that her dentures almost fell out.

"You don't know what Eternal Night City is, why are you still here?"

Lin Ji and Artoria looked at each other, then shrugged: "This is Evernight City? No one told us?"

"Then how did you two get here?" The old lady gave Lingji and Arturia a meaningful look, "Forget it, what do I have to worry about as an old woman?"

The old lady made herself another glass of Zui Sheng Meng Shi.

"what!"

She gulped it down and let out a hearty belch.

"Eternal Night City, from the moment it is built, there will be no day brought by the sun."

"Here, through 100 years, 1000 years, 1 years, there is only night."

"And I am also the one who witnessed the construction of this sinful city."

Lin Ji frowned: "What do you mean?"

"Literally." The old lady didn't say too much, "Can you listen to my young love story? Don't keep interrupting me, what if I forget? You know, at my age Memory is the worst."

"Oh, you go first." Lin Ji is still a person who respects the old and loves the young very much.

The old lady swung the wine glass: "Back then, my eyes were higher than the top, until I met that man."

"He is inherently different. He just stands there, as if he is a man standing upright."

"Not only me, but all the women in Shrimp Country are fascinated by it. Fortunately, they are not as beautiful as me. And he, naturally, is with me."

"At first, I thought I could spend my whole life with him in such an ordinary way. But I never imagined that he would leave here and return to his hometown."

Lin Ji listened, full of doubts.

Isn't the country of shrimp closed to the outside world?Why is there another person here.

Could it be that this person is King Liku?
Lin Ji continued to listen with doubts.

"I asked him if it's okay not to go. He said that there are countless people waiting for him in his hometown, and he must go back."

"Come back?" Artoria asked.

"Later?" The old lady smiled helplessly, "I don't know what happened later, he somehow figured it out by himself. He told me that he won't leave."

Artoria nodded: "Isn't that great?"

"It's not..." The old lady had tears in her eyes, "I lost him."

She cried like pears and rain, Lin Ji looked at her crying weakly, as if seeing how attractive she was when she was young.

Artoria felt the same way, her heart ached like a tear at the thought of losing him.

"Grandma..." Artoria leaned over and patted the old lady on the back, "Don't cry, I will cry if you cry again."

Arturia's words were originally used to coax the old lady.But who would have thought that she cried even more fiercely.

Then, Artoria looked at Ling Ji with her red eyes and asked for help.

Lin Ji sighed helplessly, alas, this girl is too kind.

"Don't cry, old lady, if you cry again, you will be ugly."

As soon as the words came out, the old lady stopped crying immediately.

Arturia on the side was taken aback, and she also stopped quickly.

May I ask which girl would like to be ugly?
"Woooo~"

The old lady was still babbling, but she forcefully held back her tears.

"You can't be ugly, you can't be ugly." The old lady kept fanning herself with her small hands, letting the wind dry the tears in her eyes.

"Huhu..." She adjusted her breathing and controlled her crying.

"Boy, you are cruel!"

The old lady gave Lin Ji a vicious look, and that was all.

But Lin Ji vaguely felt that this old lady had an illusion of beauty.

Illusion, illusion, this must be an illusion.

I don't like people who are so many years older than me!

At this age, I can already be my grandmother.

Lin Ji saw that the atmosphere at the scene was quite sad, so she offered to tell them a joke.

"Let me tell you, old woman, I had a lot of suitors when I was young, and I queued up overseas. What jokes have I heard before? My laughter is very high. Maybe I didn't react at all after you finished speaking. Let me tell you first." Listen, be prepared for me not to laugh."

Lin Ji couldn't help but roll his eyes, this old lady can really speak.

She is also kind, but she is shameless.

However, she said so.

Then show some real skills, or if she really didn't smile, she would be ashamed.

"Not long after Xiao Ming became a high-ranking official, he didn't dare to speak anymore. When he entered his office last month, he saw the cleaning lady sweeping the floor. He asked with concern, ouch, you are so old, How bad it is to ask you to do this. The next day, the secretary resigned the cleaning lady and hired a young woman to clean up. "

"Hahahaha!" Arturia laughed outright!
Lin Ji said helplessly: "I haven't finished my speech yet, so you have to wait until you make fun of it."

Then, Lin Ji continued: "Two weeks ago, Xiao Ming's driver rubbed the gate. Xiao Ming said to the driver, it's not your fault, the gate is too small. Three days later, Section Chief Li used Xiao Ming's suggestion as an excuse to spend money. 150 million rebuilt the gate."

"Hahahahaha!" Arturia couldn't straighten up, and the whole person laughed wildly.

Lingji was speechless.

"Wait a little longer, I haven't finished speaking yet. Just pretend to laugh for me when I finish."

"Last week, Section Chief Li was having dinner with Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming watched Section Chief Li eat three steamed buns and sighed casually, Lao Li, you have a big appetite? That night, Section Chief Li gave Xiao Ming 100 million, please Xiao Ming let him go."

Artoria learned to be smart this time, she covered her mouth to prevent herself from laughing.

He also looked at Lin Ji with a look of asking for credit.

As if to say, look, I held back this time!

Lin Ji shook his shoulders: "The day before yesterday, Xiao Ming was taking care of the child at home. Because the two-year-old son was too naughty, Xiao Ming was so angry that he didn't want to talk to him all day. The son ran over to please Xiao Ming, and kept calling Daddy Daddy. Xiao Mingyu Don't call me dad, I'm not your dad. The wife on the side knelt on the ground with a plop, husband, I was wrong."

Arturia trembled all over, but she didn't laugh.Her eyes bent into a bridge, staring at Lingji.

"Okay, okay." Lin Ji waved his hand, "I'm done talking, you can laugh."

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Artoria clutched her stomach and laughed non-stop, "I'm dying from laughing, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing, hahahahaha..."

Lin Ji looked at Artoria suspiciously, thinking that she acted quite well.

If it weren't for the old lady on the side, who had no expression at all, Lin Ji really thought this joke was very funny.

Sure enough, someone who has heard a lot of jokes, no wonder he said that he has a high point of laughter.

It seems so.

Lin Ji took a deep breath and continued: "The wolf just broke up in love. When looking for food, he passed a hut and heard a man lecture his child. If you cry again, he will throw you out to feed the wolf. The child cried all night in the house. , The wolf guarded outside all night, woke up in the morning, the wolf choked up and said: Men, all men are liars!!!”

"Hahahahahaha!"

It was Artoria's laughter again, and the old lady showed no expression at all.

It seems that the move is going to be enlarged.

Lin Ji took a deep breath: "A hen was comfortably hatching an egg. Suddenly, an egg came out from under its buttocks. The hen asked in surprise: "What's going on? How did you run out? Did you?" Little Eggy said: "You you. You farted!""

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Artoria's laughter became louder and louder. She even slapped the table, and she fell off the chair laughing so hard.

Lin Ji looked at the old lady's expression again, and it was still the same.

"There was a man who had a bad stomach. One day, he came to the stomach disease hospital to see a doctor. He said to the doctor, I eat whatever I eat, eat watermelon and eat watermelon, eat cucumber and eat cucumber! The doctor thought about it and said to him, I see you Only eat shit!"

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Arturia trembled on the ground, and her whole body kept jumping on the ground.

Lin Ji secretly went to see the old lady, cold sweat was already pouring out of his forehead.Unexpectedly, this old lady really had a good laugh, and she still hasn't laughed yet.

Just when Lingji was about to tell the next joke.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, which is so funny. I laughed at me, the son was really not Xiaoming's son. Hahahahahahahaji!"

When the old lady smiled, all the wrinkles on her face appeared, and she couldn't even close her mouth.

She kept shaking on the chair, in stark contrast to Artoria on the ground.

Linji was also speechless, he told 4 jokes.

The old lady is still stuck in the first joke. Did she not understand the first joke, or did she react too slowly?

"Uh ha ha ha ha, men are all liars, men are all liars... Hahahahahahaha, isn't this too funny? I'm so funny! Hahahahahaha!"

"How did it come out? It was you who let one... Pooh ha ha ha ha ha, fart, fart! Oh my god! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I laughed so hard, I laughed so hard! I was blown out by the fart Yes! Hahahahahahaha!"

Artoria laughed even harder, she looked at the old lady, tears filled her eyes.

"I can't do it, Lin Ji, I really can't do it. Grandma is still laughing at the first joke. Hahahahahaha! What's going on?"

Ling Ji looked at Artoria in horror, thinking that she was done.

The girl was dumbfounded by the joke.

The old lady is already telling the third joke, why are you still laughing at the first joke?

He looked at Artoria and the old lady, and felt that they were like each other, and they were not equal.It can be called the crouching dragon and phoenix chick of the joke listening world.

"Ahahahahaha!"

The old lady rolled her eyes because she laughed too hard.Laughing, fainted.

Lin Ji was startled, and felt as if he was supporting the old lady: "Hey, old lady, wake up. Don't touch me. I told you that after I came in, I was recording it. I didn't touch you at all, don't think about it. Touch me!"

No matter what Lingji said, the old lady didn’t wake up.

Artoria was also nervous, she quickly got up from the ground, and showed the old lady a look with her qi hop technique.

"It's okay, grandma, she's just been depressed for too long, and she's only released now. Let her sleep and wake up."

Arturia sent the old lady back to the bedroom upstairs, and then went downstairs to look at Lingji who was drinking.

"Hey, Lingji." Arturia's eyes were full of tenderness, "I won't lose you, and you don't want to abandon me, okay?"

"Silly girl." Lingji scratched Arturia's upturned nose, "I will not leave you, nor will I leave the troublesome pirates."

Artoria was very useful at first, but when she heard Lin Ji's words behind her, she stepped on Lin Ji's foot.

Then, leave the next sentence.

"You spend the rest of your life with your troublesome pirates."

Lin Ji looked at the back of Artoria running away, and touched her nose in embarrassment.

"No, what did I say wrong? Would I leave the pirate group I founded? Impossible, right? Then why are you angry? Do you want to leave?"

Lin Ji shrugged helplessly: "This is a woman, so moody!"

Back at the residence, Artoria ignored Lingji all night.

Stark also joked: "Straight men are really hopeless."

Lin Ji grinned: "Are you cursing again?"

day.

Trouble the Pirates, get out of Eternal Night City and come to the Shrimp Village again.

This time, I came to find the Cosmic Wave Shrimp.

After all, the task has already been accepted, so it must be done well.

"Shrimp man, as a person who has experienced this, let me tell you. You can only get women and money if you are strong enough. Let me tell you, that's what it's like to be a shrimp shadow." Lin Ji was persuading the cosmic wave shrimp man.

"Think about it, is the second generation the most powerful ninja in your shrimp country?"

The cosmic wave shrimp thought about it seriously, then nodded.

"I also want to be a shrimp movie. This is my dream since I was a child."

Lin Ji's fox tail was exposed: "So, you have to go to school first?"

The place where the troubled pirates found Cosmic Wave Shrimp was in a ramen restaurant.

Cosmic wave shrimp people are not here to eat ramen, nor are they here to eat curry rice.But came here to work.

He needs money, a lot of money.

Part of it is used to deposit the doorman of Song and Dance Ting, and the other part needs to be used to repay the money borrowed before.

"I won't go!" the cosmic wave shrimp yelled, "Why should I go to school? The teachers and students don't want to see me at all. If I don't go, it's good for everyone."

Lin Ji smiled slightly: "If you don't go, how do you become stronger? Let me tell you, Shrimp Shadow is the strongest ninja in Shrimp Country, but if you don't go to school, you will never become the strongest ninja."

Cosmic Wave Shrimp was stunned: "Then...then I won't be Shrimp Shadow! Anyway, people in Shrimp Village don't like me, so why should I make trouble for myself?"

Lin Ji came prepared, and immediately replied: "Hehe, you are still a child. Think about it, when those people look down on you, you have become a shrimp shadow. So, what will they think? Do you feel that you have misjudged your eyes? Don't you think it is a very cool thing to slap them in the face like this?"

Cosmic Wave Shrimp just fiddled with it for a while, and then trembled all over.

Cool!
It's so cool!
Slapping the face is really cool!
"I'm going to school!" The Cosmic Wave Shrimp picked up his small schoolbag and rushed to school.

(End of this chapter)