Pirates of the Heavens
Chapter 269 The Scumbag's Self-Defense
Chapter 269 The Scumbag's Self-Defense
"Ha ha……"
King Liku patted Lin Ji like a big brother: "Those who call others scumbags are people who have no chance to be scumbags. If they are given a chance, they will be even more scumbags than me!"
"Hehe." Lin Ji went back hehe, "If you look like me, you are definitely not a scumbag."
King Liku forced a smile: "Then you haven't met a cinnabar mole on your heart yet."
"Hehe, my heart is very small, and I can only accommodate one person." Lin Ji retorted.
King Liku sighed softly: "I used to think so too."
"That's all, let's continue drinking!" King Liku greeted Lin Ji to continue drinking.
Lin Ji saw that Artoria had been away for a long time, and if she chased after her now, it would be better not to catch up.
Simply, just stay here and drink more with King Liku.
That night, King Liku talked a lot and cried for a long time.
It can be seen that he loves that oiran named Jiyuan Yuelun deeply.
"Brother, since you still love her, why don't you take her over? With you as the king of Dressrosa, this kind of thing is easy to do, right?"
King Riku shook his head and gave the last sentence.
"I can't do it. The Shrimp Country is closed and women are not allowed to go abroad. If they go out, they will die. I love her, but I don't want her to die! But, I also don't have the ability to change the laws of the Shrimp Country."
When he woke up the next day, Lin Ji was already lying on the boat bound for the Land of Shrimp.
He rubbed his head, feeling a little headache.
"Don't drink too much next time! My head hurts too much!"
Lin Ji also wondered why he had such a happy conversation with King Liku, who was over fifty years old.
"Captain! You're finally awake, meow?" Meow obediently brought a cup of tea from the side, "Come on, this hangover tea is made by Artoria herself..."
Miao Miao seemed to think of something, she immediately shut up and stopped talking.
Before Lin Ji could react, he asked subconsciously, "Artoria? What's wrong with her?"
Miaomiao is unwilling to say anything.
"Captain, don't force me, meow! I swore to her, I can't tell that she has been brewing this hangover tea for eight hours!"
Lin Ji couldn't help laughing and said, "But didn't you say it now?"
Miaomiao's eyes widened, it didn't expect to say it inadvertently.
"Captain, don't tell Artoria, I said it, meow! Otherwise, he will eat up all my dried fish, meow!"
"well!"
Lin Ji took the hangover tea and drank it in one gulp.
"By the way, why does it take so long to make a hangover tea? Eight hours, you can stew Buddha jumping over the wall!"
Miaomiao glanced left and right, but did not see Artoria's figure, so she spoke.
"Captain, you don't know. Arturia cooked it by herself. For eight hours, Tang Seng's stomach was full from drinking just the sober tea that was boiled."
Miao Miao made a circle on her belly: "Now Tang Seng is still lying on the table, and he dare not move, for fear that his stomach will explode, meow!"
Lin Ji smiled knowingly, and he felt a trace of sweetness spread out from his bitter stomach.
"Okay, get up too, I'm awake now."
"Then I went to eat the small fish, meow?"
"Go!"
Lin Ji rubbed Meow Meow's cat's head and let it go out.
"Since I made sober tea for me, I will definitely go to coax her. She didn't get angry all night, and she made me tea. She really..."
Lin Ji didn't know what adjective to use, but the corners of his mouth always subconsciously turned up.
Lin Ji put on his clothes and left the captain's room.
On the deck, Arturia was staring at the sea in a daze.
Lin Ji walked slowly to her side: "Where are you looking at the sea?"
"Hmph!" Artoria turned away, "Don't talk to me, disgusting!"
Lingji couldn't help laughing.
"You're still laughing!" Arturia punched Ling Ji's right arm.
"Hahaha." Lin Ji couldn't stop laughing, "I can't stop."
"Hmph!" Artoria stomped her feet, turned her head to the side, and ignored Lingji.
Lin Ji thought about those novels on the Internet in her previous life, saying that there are three elements to falling in love, being bold, careful and thick-skinned.
Now is the time to be bold!
Lin Ji slowly stretched out his hand, about to hug Artoria's waist.
And Artoria just turned her head, looked at Lin Ji's outstretched arm, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with you? Your hands hurt from drinking?"
Lin Ji looked at Artoria's concerned and puzzled eyes, and couldn't express his thoughts.
He argued: "Well, I feel uncomfortable in the joints, so I stretched and stretched."
Artoria looked dazed, but she turned and left.
A burst of laughter erupted from behind.
"Hahahaha! I laughed so hard! Lin Ji, for a straight girl like Arturia, you should be direct!"
As a prodigal son, Stark has rich emotional experience and can see what's wrong at a glance.
"Go, go, go!" Lin Ji coaxed these bad friends away, "What are you talking about?"
"Captain, I thought I was serious. Unexpectedly, you are straighter than me." Sauron said solemnly, "Even if you want to chase Artoria, you should show that you are special to her! Otherwise , how do people know that you are chasing her?"
"That's right!" The young boss also stepped into the battlefield, "Although I have never been in a relationship, I think your way is definitely not good!"
Li Xiaoyao pondered: "If you want to learn, I can teach you."
As the love saint of Shilipo, Li Xiaoyao still has something.
Ling Ji couldn't save face: "What are you talking about? Artoria and I are normal companions!"
After all, Lin Ji also felt ashamed, and immediately ran back to the captain's cabin.
A few people stayed behind, looked at each other, patted their stomachs and laughed.
The Land of Shrimp is not far from Dressrosa. It departs in the morning and arrives around noon.
When getting off the boat and going to the island, Lingji wanted to go up and register with Artoria.
Unexpectedly, Artoria gave her a blank look.
"We are a normal companionship, so don't go together. No other companions are like this!"
After saying that, Arturia ran away angrily.
The second monk Lin Jizhang couldn't figure it out: "What's the matter? Why are you suddenly angry?"
Stark behind shook his head: "Hey! It's too difficult for a straight man to meet a straight woman."
Lingji glanced back at Stark, and immediately went after Artoria.
"Wait for Arturia, what I said before was unintentional! Really! Really unintentional!"
But Artoria ran faster and faster, and Lin Ji had no choice but to keep chasing after her.
"Arturia, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation!"
Arturia covered her ears: "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!"
The two of them fought like this and came to the immigration registration office of the Land of Shrimp.
(End of this chapter)
"Ha ha……"
King Liku patted Lin Ji like a big brother: "Those who call others scumbags are people who have no chance to be scumbags. If they are given a chance, they will be even more scumbags than me!"
"Hehe." Lin Ji went back hehe, "If you look like me, you are definitely not a scumbag."
King Liku forced a smile: "Then you haven't met a cinnabar mole on your heart yet."
"Hehe, my heart is very small, and I can only accommodate one person." Lin Ji retorted.
King Liku sighed softly: "I used to think so too."
"That's all, let's continue drinking!" King Liku greeted Lin Ji to continue drinking.
Lin Ji saw that Artoria had been away for a long time, and if she chased after her now, it would be better not to catch up.
Simply, just stay here and drink more with King Liku.
That night, King Liku talked a lot and cried for a long time.
It can be seen that he loves that oiran named Jiyuan Yuelun deeply.
"Brother, since you still love her, why don't you take her over? With you as the king of Dressrosa, this kind of thing is easy to do, right?"
King Riku shook his head and gave the last sentence.
"I can't do it. The Shrimp Country is closed and women are not allowed to go abroad. If they go out, they will die. I love her, but I don't want her to die! But, I also don't have the ability to change the laws of the Shrimp Country."
When he woke up the next day, Lin Ji was already lying on the boat bound for the Land of Shrimp.
He rubbed his head, feeling a little headache.
"Don't drink too much next time! My head hurts too much!"
Lin Ji also wondered why he had such a happy conversation with King Liku, who was over fifty years old.
"Captain! You're finally awake, meow?" Meow obediently brought a cup of tea from the side, "Come on, this hangover tea is made by Artoria herself..."
Miao Miao seemed to think of something, she immediately shut up and stopped talking.
Before Lin Ji could react, he asked subconsciously, "Artoria? What's wrong with her?"
Miaomiao is unwilling to say anything.
"Captain, don't force me, meow! I swore to her, I can't tell that she has been brewing this hangover tea for eight hours!"
Lin Ji couldn't help laughing and said, "But didn't you say it now?"
Miaomiao's eyes widened, it didn't expect to say it inadvertently.
"Captain, don't tell Artoria, I said it, meow! Otherwise, he will eat up all my dried fish, meow!"
"well!"
Lin Ji took the hangover tea and drank it in one gulp.
"By the way, why does it take so long to make a hangover tea? Eight hours, you can stew Buddha jumping over the wall!"
Miaomiao glanced left and right, but did not see Artoria's figure, so she spoke.
"Captain, you don't know. Arturia cooked it by herself. For eight hours, Tang Seng's stomach was full from drinking just the sober tea that was boiled."
Miao Miao made a circle on her belly: "Now Tang Seng is still lying on the table, and he dare not move, for fear that his stomach will explode, meow!"
Lin Ji smiled knowingly, and he felt a trace of sweetness spread out from his bitter stomach.
"Okay, get up too, I'm awake now."
"Then I went to eat the small fish, meow?"
"Go!"
Lin Ji rubbed Meow Meow's cat's head and let it go out.
"Since I made sober tea for me, I will definitely go to coax her. She didn't get angry all night, and she made me tea. She really..."
Lin Ji didn't know what adjective to use, but the corners of his mouth always subconsciously turned up.
Lin Ji put on his clothes and left the captain's room.
On the deck, Arturia was staring at the sea in a daze.
Lin Ji walked slowly to her side: "Where are you looking at the sea?"
"Hmph!" Artoria turned away, "Don't talk to me, disgusting!"
Lingji couldn't help laughing.
"You're still laughing!" Arturia punched Ling Ji's right arm.
"Hahaha." Lin Ji couldn't stop laughing, "I can't stop."
"Hmph!" Artoria stomped her feet, turned her head to the side, and ignored Lingji.
Lin Ji thought about those novels on the Internet in her previous life, saying that there are three elements to falling in love, being bold, careful and thick-skinned.
Now is the time to be bold!
Lin Ji slowly stretched out his hand, about to hug Artoria's waist.
And Artoria just turned her head, looked at Lin Ji's outstretched arm, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with you? Your hands hurt from drinking?"
Lin Ji looked at Artoria's concerned and puzzled eyes, and couldn't express his thoughts.
He argued: "Well, I feel uncomfortable in the joints, so I stretched and stretched."
Artoria looked dazed, but she turned and left.
A burst of laughter erupted from behind.
"Hahahaha! I laughed so hard! Lin Ji, for a straight girl like Arturia, you should be direct!"
As a prodigal son, Stark has rich emotional experience and can see what's wrong at a glance.
"Go, go, go!" Lin Ji coaxed these bad friends away, "What are you talking about?"
"Captain, I thought I was serious. Unexpectedly, you are straighter than me." Sauron said solemnly, "Even if you want to chase Artoria, you should show that you are special to her! Otherwise , how do people know that you are chasing her?"
"That's right!" The young boss also stepped into the battlefield, "Although I have never been in a relationship, I think your way is definitely not good!"
Li Xiaoyao pondered: "If you want to learn, I can teach you."
As the love saint of Shilipo, Li Xiaoyao still has something.
Ling Ji couldn't save face: "What are you talking about? Artoria and I are normal companions!"
After all, Lin Ji also felt ashamed, and immediately ran back to the captain's cabin.
A few people stayed behind, looked at each other, patted their stomachs and laughed.
The Land of Shrimp is not far from Dressrosa. It departs in the morning and arrives around noon.
When getting off the boat and going to the island, Lingji wanted to go up and register with Artoria.
Unexpectedly, Artoria gave her a blank look.
"We are a normal companionship, so don't go together. No other companions are like this!"
After saying that, Arturia ran away angrily.
The second monk Lin Jizhang couldn't figure it out: "What's the matter? Why are you suddenly angry?"
Stark behind shook his head: "Hey! It's too difficult for a straight man to meet a straight woman."
Lingji glanced back at Stark, and immediately went after Artoria.
"Wait for Arturia, what I said before was unintentional! Really! Really unintentional!"
But Artoria ran faster and faster, and Lin Ji had no choice but to keep chasing after her.
"Arturia, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation!"
Arturia covered her ears: "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!"
The two of them fought like this and came to the immigration registration office of the Land of Shrimp.
(End of this chapter)
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