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Chapter 546 No more wars
Chapter 546 No more wars
Chapter 581 No War
Liu Zijun and the others waited on the battleship for more than two hours, and they couldn't wait any longer, so they ordered to rush to the beach and land.
Because the reef was facing the sea, they didn't know what was going on. They only saw magical light beams rising continuously. The once angry natives stood behind the reef, looking very excited, as if they were watching something magical.
However, when Liu Zijun rushed over with a team of people, he realized that the so-called miraculous thing turned out to be an island country action movie.
Liu Zijun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and while scolding Jiang Xiaobai, he also gave the order to surround him.
The natives were completely attracted by the DVD, and had long forgotten the enemies at sea, and they didn't wake up until the Mamluks began to land. ,
However, their chances were completely gone, and even the way to escape was blocked.
But even so, some natives were still reluctant to leave and continued to stare at the big reef.
Thanks for the versatile formula!
Jiang Xiaobai got up quickly and shouted: "Everyone, don't panic, don't mess up, they didn't come to hurt you."
It's also time for Liu Zijun to issue an order: "Surround up, don't hurt anyone without my order!"
It's just that the Mamluks were also attracted. They didn't have the heart to fight at all, but pulled their necks to see clearly what miraculous things were happening on the big reef.
"You...you..." The chief was terrified and anxious, turned around twice, and said, "As long as you leave us the beauties just now, we will give you another batch of spices. From now on, the spices provided every year Double it!"
At this time, I still think of those teachers who sacrificed their lives to save others!
"Let me tell you what's good about you, showing this kind of film to the ancients, doesn't your conscience feel uneasy?" Liu Zijun walked over boldly, turned off the projector with a "click", and was about to reprimand Jiang Xiaobai and those natives!
"She took our woman away!"
"Return our women!"
"Kill her!"
The natives immediately became angry, and held up hundreds of weapons. If Liu Zijun refused to agree, they would die to avenge those poor teachers!
Jiang Xiaobai had no choice but to turn on the projector again, and said with a wry smile: "It's not my fault, you saw it too, if you don't let them see it, they will go crazy!"
"What's going on here?" Liu Zijun was startled by the scene just now.
The reason why she dared to rush in was because she saw Jiang Xiaobai here and confirmed that she was not in danger.
But at that moment just now, she knew that even Jiang Xiaobai couldn't block all the attacks, she was walking in front of death.
Jiang Xiaobai spread his hands: "I didn't prepare well. I wanted to show them a war movie or an animal world, but I didn't expect that damn Gutares and Joseph only gave me an action movie. I was going to give up, but they I'm addicted, there's nothing I can do!"
Jiang Xiaobai feels that this thing is spiritual opium, which has completely conquered the natives.
What I just don't know is, when men are conquered, how will women react when they see pornographic action movies?
"What should we do now?" Liu Zijun also scratched his head.
"I... thought of a way." Jiang Xiaobai walked to Liu Zijun's side and said, "The battery is almost dead, and they will have to negotiate with us."
Liu Zijun was a little worried: "Can it work?"
"How do you know if you don't try?" Jiang Xiaobai looked at the dark Mamluk around him, and said, "We can't let them really fight. If that happens, the hatred will not be resolved for 100 years."
"Hmph, if I hadn't decided to quit, I would have reported to the organization that you used spiritual opium to kill ignorant indigenous people!" Liu Zijun stomped his feet and quickly retreated.
Jiang Xiaobai shook his head and took the opportunity to leave.
A hundred meters away, Jiaguwa and Guli were watching with their necks stretched.
Jiaguwa's cheeks were flushed, and when he saw Jiang Xiaobai he could only stare at him, his movements twitching.
But Gu Li was full of disdain and said: "What's the point of Asian movies? Why didn't you tell me earlier, I can find you a hundred European and American blockbusters, which are much more powerful than this. They are all mace, Your Asian toothpicks can’t compare.”
"Whatever you look at, back off, back off!" Liu Zijun commanded Goode angrily.
"Yes, Your Majesty, I will tell them to back off!" Good stretched his neck, although he was answering, but there was no more words for a long time.
The surrounding Mamluks were also attracted, their eyes lit up, some were swallowing their saliva, and some subconsciously walked forward.
In less than 10 minutes, the nearest Mamluk was less than five meters away from the indigenous people.
A miraculous scene happened. The two groups of opponents who were supposed to fight for life and death temporarily put aside their hatred because of an island country action movie, and stood together harmoniously, just like brothers.
"Damn, I'm going to kill him!" When Teacher Shinki Yuko was knocked to the ground by a wretched old man, a Mamluk soldier couldn't bear it any longer, and suddenly raised his scimitar and rushed to the ground. Next to the reef, he slashed several times at the image of that bad old man.
"Ka Ka Ka!" Sparks splashed, and the scimitar snapped in two.
"Okay, good fight!" The natives cheered, and they felt the same way.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Xiaobai, Liu Zijun, Jiaguwa and others could only be relatively speechless. I am so grateful to the great teachers. You actually eliminated a war.
"kill him!"
"Get out of the way, the next one is coming!"
"Oh, you are so stupid, I know he is not dead, and he will come again soon!"
The scene suddenly became lively, both the natives and the Mamluks felt extremely sympathetic to those charming teachers and hated those wretched-looking men extremely.
The two sides have a common language, and the atmosphere between each other is further harmonious.
However, this rapport did not last long.
After ten o'clock in the evening, the power of the battery was finally insufficient to support the operation of the projector, and the picture began to blur, jump, pause, and finally trembled a few times, and the image was completely lost.
"What about people?"
"Where's my beauty?"
Everyone panicked, turning around the reef and the projector, some crying, and some roaring angrily.
'My lord from afar, our beauties are gone, our beauties are gone! ~' The old chief stumbled over.
"Quick, find our beauty quickly, I'm willing to give you all my spices!" Pipiru yelled anxiously.
"Your Majesty, I beg you to save those poor women!" Goode also had red eyes, knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
It worked!
Jiang Xiaobai felt happy, stepped forward, opened his arms, and shouted loudly: "My brothers and friends, I understand your requirements, and the only ones who can meet your requirements are the Queen of Xiangdao and the Queen of the Sea, hurry up!" Pray to them!"
"Me?" Jiaguwa backed away in fright.
"You have a conscience!" Liu Zijun gave Jiang Xiaobai a white look, and raised his head proudly.
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(End of this chapter)
Chapter 581 No War
Liu Zijun and the others waited on the battleship for more than two hours, and they couldn't wait any longer, so they ordered to rush to the beach and land.
Because the reef was facing the sea, they didn't know what was going on. They only saw magical light beams rising continuously. The once angry natives stood behind the reef, looking very excited, as if they were watching something magical.
However, when Liu Zijun rushed over with a team of people, he realized that the so-called miraculous thing turned out to be an island country action movie.
Liu Zijun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and while scolding Jiang Xiaobai, he also gave the order to surround him.
The natives were completely attracted by the DVD, and had long forgotten the enemies at sea, and they didn't wake up until the Mamluks began to land. ,
However, their chances were completely gone, and even the way to escape was blocked.
But even so, some natives were still reluctant to leave and continued to stare at the big reef.
Thanks for the versatile formula!
Jiang Xiaobai got up quickly and shouted: "Everyone, don't panic, don't mess up, they didn't come to hurt you."
It's also time for Liu Zijun to issue an order: "Surround up, don't hurt anyone without my order!"
It's just that the Mamluks were also attracted. They didn't have the heart to fight at all, but pulled their necks to see clearly what miraculous things were happening on the big reef.
"You...you..." The chief was terrified and anxious, turned around twice, and said, "As long as you leave us the beauties just now, we will give you another batch of spices. From now on, the spices provided every year Double it!"
At this time, I still think of those teachers who sacrificed their lives to save others!
"Let me tell you what's good about you, showing this kind of film to the ancients, doesn't your conscience feel uneasy?" Liu Zijun walked over boldly, turned off the projector with a "click", and was about to reprimand Jiang Xiaobai and those natives!
"She took our woman away!"
"Return our women!"
"Kill her!"
The natives immediately became angry, and held up hundreds of weapons. If Liu Zijun refused to agree, they would die to avenge those poor teachers!
Jiang Xiaobai had no choice but to turn on the projector again, and said with a wry smile: "It's not my fault, you saw it too, if you don't let them see it, they will go crazy!"
"What's going on here?" Liu Zijun was startled by the scene just now.
The reason why she dared to rush in was because she saw Jiang Xiaobai here and confirmed that she was not in danger.
But at that moment just now, she knew that even Jiang Xiaobai couldn't block all the attacks, she was walking in front of death.
Jiang Xiaobai spread his hands: "I didn't prepare well. I wanted to show them a war movie or an animal world, but I didn't expect that damn Gutares and Joseph only gave me an action movie. I was going to give up, but they I'm addicted, there's nothing I can do!"
Jiang Xiaobai feels that this thing is spiritual opium, which has completely conquered the natives.
What I just don't know is, when men are conquered, how will women react when they see pornographic action movies?
"What should we do now?" Liu Zijun also scratched his head.
"I... thought of a way." Jiang Xiaobai walked to Liu Zijun's side and said, "The battery is almost dead, and they will have to negotiate with us."
Liu Zijun was a little worried: "Can it work?"
"How do you know if you don't try?" Jiang Xiaobai looked at the dark Mamluk around him, and said, "We can't let them really fight. If that happens, the hatred will not be resolved for 100 years."
"Hmph, if I hadn't decided to quit, I would have reported to the organization that you used spiritual opium to kill ignorant indigenous people!" Liu Zijun stomped his feet and quickly retreated.
Jiang Xiaobai shook his head and took the opportunity to leave.
A hundred meters away, Jiaguwa and Guli were watching with their necks stretched.
Jiaguwa's cheeks were flushed, and when he saw Jiang Xiaobai he could only stare at him, his movements twitching.
But Gu Li was full of disdain and said: "What's the point of Asian movies? Why didn't you tell me earlier, I can find you a hundred European and American blockbusters, which are much more powerful than this. They are all mace, Your Asian toothpicks can’t compare.”
"Whatever you look at, back off, back off!" Liu Zijun commanded Goode angrily.
"Yes, Your Majesty, I will tell them to back off!" Good stretched his neck, although he was answering, but there was no more words for a long time.
The surrounding Mamluks were also attracted, their eyes lit up, some were swallowing their saliva, and some subconsciously walked forward.
In less than 10 minutes, the nearest Mamluk was less than five meters away from the indigenous people.
A miraculous scene happened. The two groups of opponents who were supposed to fight for life and death temporarily put aside their hatred because of an island country action movie, and stood together harmoniously, just like brothers.
"Damn, I'm going to kill him!" When Teacher Shinki Yuko was knocked to the ground by a wretched old man, a Mamluk soldier couldn't bear it any longer, and suddenly raised his scimitar and rushed to the ground. Next to the reef, he slashed several times at the image of that bad old man.
"Ka Ka Ka!" Sparks splashed, and the scimitar snapped in two.
"Okay, good fight!" The natives cheered, and they felt the same way.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Xiaobai, Liu Zijun, Jiaguwa and others could only be relatively speechless. I am so grateful to the great teachers. You actually eliminated a war.
"kill him!"
"Get out of the way, the next one is coming!"
"Oh, you are so stupid, I know he is not dead, and he will come again soon!"
The scene suddenly became lively, both the natives and the Mamluks felt extremely sympathetic to those charming teachers and hated those wretched-looking men extremely.
The two sides have a common language, and the atmosphere between each other is further harmonious.
However, this rapport did not last long.
After ten o'clock in the evening, the power of the battery was finally insufficient to support the operation of the projector, and the picture began to blur, jump, pause, and finally trembled a few times, and the image was completely lost.
"What about people?"
"Where's my beauty?"
Everyone panicked, turning around the reef and the projector, some crying, and some roaring angrily.
'My lord from afar, our beauties are gone, our beauties are gone! ~' The old chief stumbled over.
"Quick, find our beauty quickly, I'm willing to give you all my spices!" Pipiru yelled anxiously.
"Your Majesty, I beg you to save those poor women!" Goode also had red eyes, knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
It worked!
Jiang Xiaobai felt happy, stepped forward, opened his arms, and shouted loudly: "My brothers and friends, I understand your requirements, and the only ones who can meet your requirements are the Queen of Xiangdao and the Queen of the Sea, hurry up!" Pray to them!"
"Me?" Jiaguwa backed away in fright.
"You have a conscience!" Liu Zijun gave Jiang Xiaobai a white look, and raised his head proudly.
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(End of this chapter)
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