Yipin County Magistrate: Start with invincibility

Chapter 260
The maid said, trembling all over, shaking her head: "If I meet the murderer who committed the crime, I will definitely beg him not to burn me. Even if he wants to burn me, he will kill me first. Hiss—— How painful is it to reduce a living person into a coke that is half the size of the original?"

"No, it must be so painful and painful."

The male servant next to him agreed with the same sentence, and then changed his voice and said: "But you are wrong about one thing. The corpses of people who were burned to death are all one size larger than when they were alive. Why do you say that they are half smaller?"

"It is said that the more beautiful a woman is, the smarter she is. Why is it not working for you, so stupid?"

The male servant teased the maid with a smile.

When the servant girl heard this, her face turned slightly red, knowing that the male servant was saying that she was beautiful.

But she didn't want others to say that she was stupid, so she immediately argued: "You are talking nonsense! How can the body of a person who was burned to death be bigger than when he was alive?"

"When burned to death, the body will be bigger than when it was alive. Oh, have you ever seen a person who was burned to death?"

The male servant looked down on the maidservant.

The servant girl was taller than the male servant. Not to be outdone, she straightened her waist, condescendingly, looked at the male servant contemptuously and said, "Didn't you see it before? I'm as timid as you, I'm afraid I saw the corpse." You're going to pass out immediately, and you don't even care about the size of the corpse. Why are you so sure?"

"Hey, although I haven't seen it, someone has. To tell you the truth, I have a brother who works in the yamen. He saw it with his own eyes and told me."

The male servant said to the servant girl mysteriously: "Among the people who died last night, there is Mr. Feng, our fellow acquaintance in Bincheng. Have you met Mr. Feng? He is about the same size as me, just... more than six feet , less than seven feet. After the fire was extinguished last night, my brother and others carried out Master Feng’s body, and the body was eight feet long! Isn’t this proof?”

"You bullshit!"

The maid didn't believe it.

The servant gave a smirk: "Why don't we make a bet and ask my brother to see if I'm talking nonsense. If it's what I said, then when you reach the marriageable age, marry me. how?"

The maid's pretty face flushed: "Bah! You... have a good idea."

But when the manservant said this, she had an expression of belief, and frowned, "This is really weird."

"What's wrong?"

The servant girl said to the maid seriously: "I just said that the corpse will become smaller after being burned, and I'm not talking nonsense! I have a sister who worked as a maid under the hand of Mrs. Seventh Lady of the prefect. When the fire broke out that night, It was she who was on watch for the night."

"The seventh lady treated her well. She died in the fire. She was more sad than the magistrate. She watched people carry the seventh lady's body out with her own eyes. That seventh lady was taller than me when she was alive, but after the fire Afterwards, half a blanket was wrapped tightly... That's why I thought that after people were burned, the body would shrink."

"My sister will never lie to me..."

The servant girl looked puzzled, not knowing which one to believe.

Wan Kunming beside Qin Feng waited bored and kept listening, and couldn't bear it anymore, stepped forward and said to the male servant: "You, a man is not as knowledgeable as a woman. How dare you laugh at him being stupid?"

The men and women who were arguing immediately stopped talking, and the servant said, "Why did this gentleman say that? My brother saw it with his own eyes!"

"Hehe, that brother of yours must be making fun of you. You haven't seen people who were burned to death, and haven't you eaten grilled fish or meat? Have you ever seen grilled food that is better than unroasted food? The old one?"

Wan Kunming asked directly.

This city is near the sea, and the people in this city, no matter how poor they are, must have eaten fish.

In ancient times, steaming and frying in a pan was more convenient than wearing tree branches and directly lighting a fire.

The manservant was told the truth by Wan Kunming, and he thought about it for a while, and realized that it was really the case.

The servant girl giggled immediately: "It's still what this gentleman said. It's obvious that you are stupid and believed other people's words, but you laughed at me instead. You really are not ashamed."

The male servant lost face and couldn't help but argue: "This... this fish is a fish, and a human is a human! How can grilled fish and grilled people be the same?"

"Hahahaha... stupid, stupid."

Wan Kunming didn't want to argue with him anymore.

It is not terrible to be ignorant, what is terrible is seeing the truth, but unwilling to believe it because you want to save your face, you are really ignorant and pitiful.

Turning around and wanting to go back to Qin Feng's side, Wan Kunming was taken aback by Qin Feng!
Qin Feng, who was originally sitting, stood up at some point, and with a hellish expression, he stood there motionless.

"My lord... my lord? What's wrong with you?"

Wan Kunming asked anxiously.

Qin Feng suddenly grabbed Wan Kunming's arm, looked at him and asked, "Do you know the heights of Feng Shecai, Ji Bugang, and Gan Yanyan?"

Wan Kunming looked at Qin Feng blankly: "This... where do I know where to go?"

Qin Feng immediately let him go, walked quickly to the maid and the male servant and asked: "You two are locals, you should know, right? About how tall were the three dead last night?"

Qin Feng's appearance was a little scary, and the male servant and maid could not help but take two steps back.

The male servant guarded the maidservant behind him, and said defensively, "Um... Mr. Tongzhi's height is about the same as that of a villain, and Mrs. Seven is slightly taller than her by half a head. Second Master Ji, Second Master Ji is taller than me, But it's only a little bit higher..."

"None of them match."

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said something without beginning or end.

Wan Kunming was confused and was about to ask for clarification when the charcoal seller came out.

"My lord, the toner powder is finished. I used the finest sieve to sieve it out. Are you satisfied?"

The boss grabbed a small bag and handed it to Qin Feng.

Qin Feng glanced at it, grabbed the bag in his hand, and said to Wan Kunming: "How much money, give me the money."

"Good. How much silver do these cost?"

After Wan Kunming gave the stupid boy 100 taels of silver, there was only a little bit of silver left on his body, which added up to only 30 taels.

He opened the bag, wanting to ask the price, and then bargain or something.

But Qin Feng couldn't wait any longer, so he directly grabbed the money bag and threw it to the boss: "It's hard work, and if you have more, it's a reward."

Then he pulled Wan Kunming up: "Hurry up and go back to the yamen."

Wan Kunming was directly dragged out of the charcoal shop by Qin Feng. He felt that the wind was running fast, and he dragged his feet on the ground for a few steps before he followed Qin Feng's pace. With the strength of Qin Feng's pull, Take one step and go up to the usual five steps.

"My lord, bag, bag!"

"Fucking bag! Wrong! All wrong!"

(End of this chapter)