Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise

Chapter 59 This...is Human Blood!

"The person who called the police said that his home is at No. 37, Linjiazhai!"

"In the middle of the night, with flashlights, a few criminal policemen went door to door looking for them..."

"It's just an ordinary local yard, with walls made of red bricks."

When the audience heard that it was an ordinary yard, they immediately felt relaxed.

"Hey! Isn't it just an ordinary yard! I can find thousands of yards like this!"

"In an ordinary yard, it seems that there won't be any ghosts. Let me just say that the things that happened in reality that Mr. Qi said are generally not too scary, and there will be no ghosts."

"After all, Teacher Qi said it himself, there are no ghosts in reality."

"Take it as a criminal case."

"Just don't be too disgusting."

"My attention is all on my husband's prosperous beauty now, and I can't pay attention to what my husband said at all."

"It's enough to lick your face, why do you still listen to ghost stories?"

Qi Wan snickered in his heart, these audiences are still too sweet!

I have already reminded them, but they still don't believe it. How could the story I told be so simple?
So, the unsuspecting audience soon heard Qi Wan continue, "They pushed open the wooden door of the yard, and as soon as they opened it, a small vortex appeared in the yard, and all the leaves on the ground were rolled up. Wake up, the atmosphere is very weird!"

"The house is also pitch black, there are no lights on at all, and there is no trace of anyone!"

Hearing this, the audience suddenly felt that the atmosphere of this story...won't be right?

There won't be any supernatural events, right?

"After entering the yard, the old criminal policeman stood in the yard and yelled at the house, someone fell?"

A standard Shanghai dialect sounds like old Shanghai.

Before the audience could sigh with emotion, when Qi Wan's dialect was really good, Qi Wan had already continued speaking.

"I yelled several times and no one answered!"

"Since no one answered, the old detective stretched out his hand to push the door."

"only……"

Qi Wan frowned, "The door was tied from inside the room."

The audience immediately became curious, isn't there no one in the room?

Why is the room tethered from inside the room?

Could it be that this is still a secret room murder?

"Zhang San wanted to say, since the door is locked, he should just jump in through the window! The houses in that era were short, and you could jump in if you knocked down the glass windows. It's not difficult at all."

"Anyone who has done something like jumping out of a window knows that you need to use both hands, and it's not easy to hold a flashlight."

The audience was tense, but Qi Wan actually said that it was inconvenient to hold a flashlight when jumping out of the window!

Immediately, a barrage of hahaha floated across the screen.

"Why does Teacher Qi know so clearly?"

"Did Teacher Qi jump over someone else's window?"

"Hahaha! God, it's not convenient to hold a flashlight. I'm so nervous that I almost burst out laughing."

"Mr. Qi, you are wrong. We have never done such a thing as jumping out of a window, so we don't know what the process is."

"Hahaha, I always feel that Teacher Qi seems to have exposed something."

"I'm not saying it's inconvenient to hold, but it's much better if you hold it in your mouth."

"The one in the front? With your mouth dangling?"

"Obviously what appeared in front of my eyes was a capable and handsome little brother jumping out of the window, but why do I want to laugh so much?"

Qi Wan ignored the barrage and continued, "After Zhang San jumped in, he felt his feet were wet and his nose smelled of blood."

"I'm going? Why do I have a bad feeling?"

"Me too!"

"Wouldn't it be blood that Zhang San stepped on?"

"I guess it's..."

"It's over, someone really died!"

"I just want to know if Zhang San is dead!"

"Zhang San... the famous ghost master, he shouldn't die, right?"

"Why didn't he die? Zhang San in the last story died!"

The whole heart of the audience was raised, they were very nervous, and they always felt that some bloody incident might happen next.

"After Zhang San smelled the smell of blood, he became nervous."

"Fortunately, soon, Zhang San's senior, an old criminal policeman also jumped in after Zhang San. However, when the old criminal policeman jumped in, his feet slipped, he couldn't stand firmly, and fell to the ground."

"As soon as the old criminal policeman fell down, when his hands hit the ground, his heart skipped a beat!"

"This feeling, it's not right!"

The audience immediately became nervous. Sure enough...is it blood?
"The old criminal policeman has rich experience and knows that there is a problem on the ground. He was worried that Zhang San would be nervous, so he comforted Zhang San: It's okay, you go and turn on the light first."

Turn on the light?
When the audience heard that the lights were going to be turned on, their hearts were raised. When the lights were turned on, would it be...

See something you shouldn't see?

Regardless of whether the audience wants Zhang San to turn on the light or not, Qi Wan has already let Zhang San in the story fumble around and find the light switch!
"The moment Zhang San turned on the light, he was completely shocked!"

"The living room is not very big, only 4 square meters, empty, only a table and a child's toy car, you can see the head at a glance..."

"But! The whole living room is submerged in a dark red liquid! This liquid...has already covered Zhang San's ankle!"

"And the old criminal policeman is covered in blood because he just fell into the liquid, and Zhang San almost jumped up in fright!"

"Zhang San was very scared. Just now he stepped on this kind of liquid when he came in?! He asked the old criminal policeman in fear, what is this liquid?"

Qi Wan lowered his voice, facing the camera, and said very scary, "I only heard the old criminal policeman say to Zhang San very seriously, this...is human blood!"

"Fuck?"

"The whole living room is full of human blood?"

"It's all flooded to the ankles, how much blood does it have to be?"

"Such a lot of human blood can't be released by just one or two people, right?"

"Terrible, isn't this a slaughterhouse?"

"I... I'm covered in human blood right now, it's frightening me to death!"

"Wow! I'm so scared to pee, Mr. Qi, let's tell ghost stories from now on! Don't tell such disgusting Bala stories, okay?"

"This story is really scary!"

"I just want to know how many people he killed with so much blood."

"No, I just want to know, where is the person who reported the case and turned himself in? It can't be that he regretted running away after reporting the case, right?"

"Probably not?"

"Friends, I have a terrible idea... Teacher Qi tells ghost stories, so could it be a ghost who reported it?"

"Fuck?! Didn't Teacher Qi say this is a true story?"

"Didn't Teacher Qi say that there are no ghosts in real life?"

"Someone actually believes Teacher Qi's nonsense?"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony..."

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony..."

(End of this chapter)