Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise

Chapter 537 Too many slots, no way to spit it out

"Hahahaha! Boss Lei is too hurt!"

"Yeah! It's too bad, and I actually asked if it was done in the later stage?"

"Boss Lei... isn't this black guy too brainless? The pre-sale box office on the first day is already out, 1.7 million! Can the box office break through 10 billion when it's still released? Isn't that obvious?"

"That's right, although my husband said it very bluntly, but... I don't like it either."

"The pre-sale of "The Great Wall" looks like it's going to be a big hit."

"Yeah, how could you be upset? Can't you?"

Almost everyone did not believe that the grades of "The Great Wall" would be too bad, even Lei Yang was a little apprehensive, feeling that it was unlikely.

On Christmas Eve, Lei Yang made a special appointment with He Ling to watch "The Great Wall".

but……

"What "The Great Wall" are you watching? You actually go to contribute to the enemy's box office? My master said that the movie is not good, so it must not be good. You still watch it? Do you have a brain problem?"

Lei Yang, "..." I usually chat with He Ling, and I have never seen He Ling reply to me with such a long paragraph.

This……

He always felt that He Ling seemed to be Qi Wan's brainless fan...

The senior kind.

Reluctantly, Lei Yang couldn't ask He Ling to watch a movie together, so he had to ask Qi Wan.

Qi Wan did not refuse, although he knew that there was a problem with the book itself, even the teacher could not handle the book, Li Xuewen...

Definitely not a good shot.

but!

everything has but...

Qi Wan always wants to see how bad a movie can be.

Lei Yang drove Qi Wan with him, and the two of them came to the movie theater secretly and fully armed.

It was the night of Christmas Eve, and many shopping malls were offering discounts. Even in the early morning, there were no shortage of pedestrians on the road. It could almost be described as a sea of ​​people.

Seeing the two people sneaking around, some passers-by suddenly realized something and stared at the two people's backs for a long time.

"Mist Grass? The one who just passed by, the chubby one, and the handsome guy, are they Lei Yang and Teacher Qi?"

"Seems to be?!"

"I'll go! I actually bought tickets to the same movie theater as Boss Lei and Teacher Qi? I don't know if we can meet again later!"

"It doesn't matter if you meet or not, post a Weibo first!"

Unbeknownst to Lei Yang and Qi Wan, they were recognized by sharp-eyed netizens the moment they set foot in the mall.

The two got their tickets and followed the big team into the cinema.

It's not that Lei Yang doesn't want to book the show, "The Great Wall" is too popular!

As soon as the premiere came out, the movie tickets were sold out!
You can't buy a private room at all!
For these two games, Lei Yang paid a high price from his own company, just to be able to see for the first time how bad the "Great Wall" that his elder brother didn't like at all could be!
At the beginning of the movie, there is a set of long shots, all the way from outer space to...

Oh, Lei Yang couldn't tell where it was, it was desolate anyway.

At the beginning, there are a few foreigners being chased and run in the desert.

Uh……

This scenery is quite good.

But Lei Yang always felt that something was weird, but now he didn't think about it, and continued to read.

The eyes of Qi Wan next to him flickered, um, yes, it's not too different from the original version....

Even worse.

Li Xuewen did not have the level of a national teacher.

Stable.

If the movie can break 10 billion, he will live broadcast Li Xuewen to eat Xiangxiang!

Five minutes into the game, the rumored Taotie appeared.Of course, he didn't show up, he just had a sense of presence in the movie, and was chopped off by two foreigners.

The two foreigners were chased by the Khitans, all the way to the edge of the Great Wall, and then...

They were caught.

The heroine of the movie finally appeared, Song Dynasty...

There is a female general?
Lei Yang turned around in confusion and asked, "Didn't I say that, in the Song Dynasty, were there female generals?"

"The script says he has it, and he has it."

Just kidding, it's just a movie.

Female general?
If you look through the history books carefully, you can count them with two hands.

In the movie...

Without a female general, where did the heroine come from?
Aren't they all fabricated?

if you serious you lose.

Taotie's attack is ahead of schedule, on the Great Wall...

This time not only Lei Yang, but almost all the audience who saw this scene were a little confused, this... the Great Wall... is so high.The thing that grows on the Great Wall is not an excavator, is it?
"This...the Great Wall...were there excavators at that time?"

Moreover, this Great Wall, how come the more I look at it, the more I feel...

A bit fantasy?

Forget it, it's all gluttonous, what else is not fantasy?Just treat it as fantasy.

All kinds of bombs flew around, making people dazzled.

I have to say that the 20 billion investment is really worth it, and the special effects are definitely top-notch.

But... it's fine to beat Taotie, this...

Obviously can be long-distance, why close combat?

Do you have to send it to your mouth to die?
On the battlefield, the task of a female soldier is to be hung and then perform a 360-degree turn, jumping off to die?

If I can go to the Olympics, I will be sorry for my life if I don't get full marks in gymnastics!

The big scene is big and handsome.

But...

It always makes people feel that they should complain about something, but there is no way to complain...

Lei Yang next to Qi Wan kept writhing, so uncomfortable that the seat was almost worn out.

The following plot is even more ridiculous, because the male protagonist is brave and good at fighting on the Great Wall, and when facing those gluttonous legions, he is very capable of fighting, and the female protagonist is just like the male protagonist...

"I'm going?! What the hell is this? The Titanic?" Lei Yang was a little confused.

The heroine is hugging the waist of the hero and wants to practice melee combat...

Let a foreigner be hanged and thrown down to fight...

Being able to fight is not such a way of playing!

Also teach people to trust others?

Trust a ghost!
Wouldn't it be nice to throw bombs directly?
Of those who were thrown down, how many came back alive?
Qi Wan patted Lei Yang on the shoulder, silently comforting him.

Don't worry, where is this?
It's just that the movie theater is already full of complaints, and many viewers think it's a bit ridiculous and can't watch it anymore.

Someone has already left the venue early...

Lei Yang sighed, a little confused, and now he also wants to leave early.

But...

Come here.

If I don't refresh my awareness of bad movies, I'm really sorry for my hard work pretending to watch movies!
Qi Wan has already taken out his mobile phone, ready to check the news on the Internet.

Listening to the sound of complaints in the movie theater, isn't it enough to explain the problem?

What happened to 1.7 million on the first day?
Bad movie reservation!

When the word-of-mouth ferments, "The Great Wall" will definitely be a wave of refunds!

At this time, the plot also progressed. Song soldiers discovered that the reason why two foreign businessmen killed "Glutton" was because they had a small meteorite on their bodies...

(End of this chapter)