Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise

Chapter 35 Spend money, smash it!

The following story, if it is not scary, is really not scary.

Although……

Everyone may be shocked tomorrow, but at least not today.

"When Zhang San came home at night, it was a little late."

Hearing that the last story is actually the story of the elevator, many timid audiences have already cried. Did Teacher Qi deliberately not want them to take the elevator?

What are they going to do when they go to work tomorrow?
They can only pray now, hoping that Teacher Qi's last humorous ghost story is not scary.

"When Zhang San opened the elevator, there was no one in the elevator, so Zhang San walked up directly."

Hearing that there was no one in the elevator, the audience breathed a sigh of relief. It's always safe to ride the elevator alone, right?

"Just as the elevator doors were about to close, Zhang San saw two people, grandparents and grandchildren, running over from outside."

Immediately, the hearts of the audience were raised, grandparents and grandchildren?

Are these two... people?
Now they subconsciously feel that there is something wrong with the children and women in Teacher Qi's story.

"Zhang San saw someone running over, so he pressed the button to open the door, and waited for two people to come over."

"However... when the little girl ran to the elevator door, she curled her lips and said a word to her grandma instead of getting on the elevator. This sentence almost scared Zhang San to death!"

Having said that, Qi Wan stopped.

This was originally a short and funny story, and it ended here.

The audience was still waiting for the follow-up, but seeing Qi Wan stop, they immediately understood what happened.

"Isn't it? Is this the end?"

"No, the last humorous ghost story is too short, isn't it?"

"Ms. Qi, is it not working today? Why is it so short?"

Qi Wan's face darkened, what do you mean he can't do it?
What's going on with this year's netizens?

It's okay to climb the wall so easily, it's okay to blackmail yourself, why do you still question your dignity as a man?

short?
Where is it short?
Qi Wan immediately pressed the end button angrily.

Ah!
These fake fans!

"Host~! Don't worry, these netizens are just joking, and they don't know whether the host is short or not!"

"..." The corner of Qi Wan's mouth twitched, "You seem to know what you said."

"Hee hee!" The system immediately ran to Qi Wan's eyes, and turned around happily, "Of course I know, I'm the host's cutie! I know everything about the host!"

"..."

"Host! You are very lucky today! Do you want to draw a prize?" The system blinked its big eyes, showing cuteness to Qi Wan.

Qi Wan looked at his scare value, it seems... quite a lot?

However, now that he has bought the screenwriter and director, there seems to be nothing urgently needed.

Qi Wan pulled the items in the system mall again, and there were many things he wanted to buy that he couldn't afford at all.

Like what everyone loves, invulnerable to all poisons and so on.

Just one word, expensive!

Qi Wan looked through the system store, planning to wait until he had accumulated a wave of scare points before buying anything.

Seeing that Qi Wan didn't plan to buy anything, the system immediately floated in front of Qi Wan, "Host~ aren't you going to buy something today?"

"Well, so what?" Qi Wan saw through what this little thing, the system, wanted to do at a glance!
He must want to buy her clothes again!
Sure enough, the system looked pitiful, "Host~ Look, you still have a lot of scare points today, why don't you buy me a little skirt?"

"Any kind of skirt is fine!" the system bewitched Qi Wan.

Seeing Qi Wan's indifferent appearance, the system actually used its own trump card, "Host~! If you bought me a small skirt, you can try to lift it! Did you lift the skirt of a female classmate when you were in school?"

Lift skirt……

Qi Wan suddenly became interested.

Boys, who hasn't lifted a girl's skirt?
However, he has never been successful.

There was a bit of inquiry in Qi Wan's eyes. The proposal of the system is very good!
however……

It wasn't until Qi Wan spent money to buy a skirt for the system that Qi Wan knew that there was a thing in the world called...safety pants.

Qi Wan was so angry that he beat the bed, he wanted to buy another skirt for the system, he was a pig!
So much so that when Qi Wan went to see Jiang Yiwen the next day, he was in a listless state again.

Jiang Yiwen frowned and looked at his cousin who was picking him up for work, and said to Qi Wan meaningfully, "You're still young now, and if you do this every day, it's easy to lose your body, don't you know?"

"Ah?" Qi Wan was dumbfounded immediately. Is my cousin driving?
"You have to always remember that you are a public figure and you didn't take pictures, right?"

"..." Qi Wan sighed weakly, "It's really not what you think..."

Jiang Yiwen let out a "hmm", but no matter how you looked at it, he didn't seem to believe it.

"Today, I have an appointment with an assistant director for you. You should perform well and try to get him! Because Director Li is a bit of a villain."

"Ah?" Qi Wan was curious, "What kind of evil method?"

"This Director Li is a very popular director, known as a super nanny. Every time he is an assistant director, the movie will either sell well or not win awards. However, if he is a director... he will shoot one after another."

Hearing Jiang Yiwen's introduction, Qi Wan was really interested.

And such a wicked director?
Special milk director?

"However, Director Li is not easy to invite." Jiang Yiwen added.

If you think about it, Director Li has a good reputation as a professional director. People who want to ask him to be an assistant director may not be able to wait until next year. Why should they choose an unknown person as an assistant director?
Oh, that's not right, I can't be considered unknown, I'm a new internet celebrity, cross-border director.

It's exhausting, it's just telling a story that's worth adapting.

But...Since Director Li is not easy to invite, hasn't this cousin of mine just returned to China?How did you meet someone?

"Then, how did you meet Director Li?"

Jiang Yiwen looked at the road ahead seriously, without changing his tone, "It's very simple!"

"Oh?"

"Smash it. Spend money, smash it hard!" Jiang Yiwen spoke without looking like he was joking at all, but Qi Wan was shocked.

Why do you feel that the cousin's attitude of spending money and smashing it is not at all the force of the rich second generation, but like a nouveau riche?

Without waiting for Qi Wan to speak, Jiang Yiwen said directly to Qi Wan, "Sister taught you a truth, there is nothing in life that money cannot afford. If there is..."

"Then, the money is not enough!"

The corners of Qi Wan's mouth twitched. My cousin, my three views are very wrong!
Act like money is everything.

"What we have to do is to judge whether the returns we can get are worth spending so much money."

Seeing Jiang Yiwen's speech, Qi Wan was helpless, after all, he was not the one who taught his cousin the Three Views.

He could only sigh, "Okay, then can I ask my dear cousin, how much money did you spend on this Director Li?"

(End of this chapter)